I'm starting to speak in greentext in real life and I use

reading stuff like this always makes me feel pretty normal.

>>722680779
Kys op you have very advanced autism only you do this

>>722681156
So mean always why so mean, always some negative edgy insult, it's like annoying at this point, these fucking Newfags can't understand...

>>722681301
nah fam it's cool i've been on the internet long enough to just find any and all insults fucking hilarious
plus i know i'm pretty autistic so it's no big deal

That's really cool. I'm so fucking tired of normies that I would value your memeisms IRL unironically.

>>722681536
thx anon, that actually means a lot
we're all brothers in autism here

Still say inb4

>>722680779
I hope you get cancer op

>>722681403
It's a huge deal you vapid mook I hope you choke on your fucking optimism only scum have fun online

>>722681848
love you too faggot

>everytime i run out of toilet paper
> i say "COVAH MEH IM REHLOADIN"
>proceed to take tp cylnder out and drop the empty mag on the floor
>put new mag in making the noises *chichichik*
>slide tp cylinder back on
>turn safety off
>attempt to shoot self in head with tp gun
>never works
>finish my shit in autistic silence

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>>722680779
Allow me to introduce you to Ted the Head. He is a sculpture modeled after my own head, and was one of my most challenging builds. I originally intended the head to be all yellow, but I ran out of yellow bricks. So I decided to make hair from black bricks! But then I ran out of those. Then I tried to make a hat with blue bricks, but ran out after the shade on the hat was made. After that I finally finished the hat with white bricks, and I also added a nice T decal on it. Hence the name, Ted the Head. His chin was a lot of trouble also. How do I make it the right size, but make it look like an actual human chin? It took me about two days to finish this model. A lot of people may think that is very short, but I did work long hours in order to get it done.,

>>722681928
anybody else do like a sort of silent scream as they shit? like not because it hurts or anything just because you find it funny or something

god im autistic

I fantasize about jumping off a cliff and killing myself every single day but cant seem to muster up the balls.

>>722682053
wow yep that's pretty autistic

>>722680878
Same.
I've been here 11 years and I still consider myself normal as fuck in comparison to most of the people here.

The weirdest thing I do that I can think of is when I hock up some chunky shit, I play with it in my mouth for a while before I spit it out.
I just like the sensation of the chunky soft stuff in my mouth.

>>722681403
fuck off you edgy twelve year old

>>722682053
Sometimes i listen to the song pushit by salt n pepa while shitting

>>722682187
>I still consider myself normal as fuck

>I just like the sensation of the chunky soft stuff in my mouth.

Proof that nobody is safe from autism

>>722682232
yeah actually rereading that for myself that's pretty edgy i apologize

I often think of some shitty joke or memory and keep on constantly laughing

>>722682451
Normal move along

>>722682187
Kekd. So when you vomit in your mouth you like to play with the chunks before spitting it out? Fuck dude

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>>722680779
i'd say stuff like
" mfw blah blah blah "
" kek "
" cuck "
so you're not alone here.