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Be me /b/
>Friends with some guy, lets call him Jeff
>Jeff smells a bit, family is poor, has low self confidence
>Things go pretty chill with jeff, welcome him to my family, my house & my friends.
>Jeff is 10/10 best friend
>One day me and jeff argue.
>jeff decides to tell everyone in my family that I'm a cokehead because the slimy fucker got roasted with logic.
>Unforgivable, I'm shocked
>Jeff apologises, but shows hardly any remorse when confronted about it.
>Decide to 'forgive' him and let it slip
>Several years pass, with the occasional medium to rare arguments occurring. All started form the fact he is an unstable alcoholic, arguments range from him slandering me, to my friends also, minor things that dont really faze me too much.
>Still not forgotten what the fucker did.jpeg
> Cant exactly fuck him off since i introduced him to my friends, and they are his friends now
>but they are aware of him being a slimy fuck.
>Several years pass
>Jeff finds a Gril and has a kid with her.
>Things are looking good for him.
>Things are looking good for me because he seems to have a life and i can now practically fuck him off
>still not forgotten about what the fucker has done in the past.
>His girlfriend leaves him one day, and takes her kid due to the fact he is an abusive alcoholic drug taking two faced prick. hypocritical much ikr
>Jeff comes back to see his "friends" (my friends) all whom he has been slagging off.
>He is homeless
>An alcoholic
>Sofa surfing atm
>Tries to integrate back into my friends life
>Hear from certain people he has been talking about me.
>And is depressed af
>Still not forgotten what the fucker did 4 years ago
He is at his lowest now /b/
How do i end this fuckers life?
Nothing would make me more happy than to see the cunt kill himself.
Anything from online threats, to phoning social services to getting the police anonymously involved would be some great ideas.. something along those lines.
Maybe convince the world he is a pedo
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>hack face book/ social media
>dont do anything for a couple days
>stock pile the worst porn you can find
>i mean lolli,beastality,CP, anything
>start dming horried porn to normies
>post porn to social media
>do for days on end
>change password so he cant stop the porn rain
>after a couple days stop
>give him back his social media
>with all that shit on his page tell him to fuck off or you're calling the cops
Idk thats what i would do
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>>722679971
How does one go about getting the password to someones Facebook? Is there a site or some shit i can pay someone to get it for me?
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get on his computer at night if he is a tard he will probably be logged in just post a ton of porn at night from his computer
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sounds like he will do it himself, try not to stoop to his level op
karmas a cunt
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>>722680182
Not same anon but no that's bullshit.
I'm no hacker but I thought once about such a thing.
So you send a fake email from a 10 minute email site or smth with content made to look like a "Hey you have a new notification from smbody" or some shit. Place a link in that email to "log in" or access the notification. But the link redirects to a fake Facebook login page which you made and you make a script to keep the log in information on some file. Idk how to programme or web design this is just some random elaborate thought i had a while ago. Maybe there are better options on Google or smth.
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does he have a phone or anything?
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>>722680182
Nigger, I hacked FB accounts
>Fiction and falsehood
Learn Phishing or SE
(Social Engineering)
Or, hack the email, reset their passwords, answering security questions with facts you know about him/pet names/birthday/etc
Btw are you a guy named Bruce?
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>>722680739
He does, i got his number and everything.
Obviously not gonna post it here, considering the amount of information i've just given out about the cunt haha.
But what was you thinking anon?
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>>722680818
I am not haha
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>go on his phone
>get on facebook etc.
>post the terrible porn from his phone
>sit back and laugh
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>>722680818
+Cheers for the tips will look that up anon
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>>722680923
Different Jeff lol.
Listen to me, anon.
Just me.
Fuck these other faggots.
Get a phone number of his parents
Reverse phone lookup on Whitepages
Get address.
Go to homoactive.com
Order lots of shit.
Use pay by cash anonymously, mail invoice.
Put his name and their address for invoice.
Then Mormon.org to get a missionary sent to them on behalf of Jeff.
And a girl to call his child's mother and go off on her for "fucking her man"
"Plant coke on Jeff" and "inform people"
Wait 30 days.
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>>722681112
Anytime.
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this
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>>722681456
Make the girl's call good and have her say how Jeff hatefucked her asshole without permission and punched her kids in the face for speaking to him.
His parents now thinks he is gay.
And Mormons know that this gay coke addict needed the Lord Christ Jesus to help him.
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Jeff will mostly be like
>wat 4 fuk is dis shet
And while people think sissy traps cummed his hole,
You can zozzle on the lulzboat, sailing the 7 Prox Seas
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7 proxy seas
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good thred
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>>722682209
>wut 4 fuk is dis shet
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>>722679089
not your personal army
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>>722682957
Personal Army Thread:
All requests answered.
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>NOT YOuR ARMY DUR DUR DUR
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>>722683260
i dont think you know what that means. Newfag detected.>>722682957
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>>722679089
Maybe you should team up with his gf to spread rumors
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