ITT we make our own country >Dubs are laws >Trips are

no niggers

OP must be shot on the head on public access TV no later than 2 months from now.

>>722671898
Agreed. Anything but niggers.

>>722671796

absolutely zero niggers.

>>722671796
new law: all immigrants from countries deemed dangerous are relegated to manual labor and communal living in guarded areas

Islam is the official state religion

Jews are gods

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>>722672236
Would either of these laws come into conflict?

>>722672311
Shit

The mentally handicapped are to be ground up for food.

>>722672311

Oh fuck that. Repeal.

Strictly authoritarian regime.

>>722672311
lmao im out of this country

Only the government is allowed access to the Internet

>>722672722
Thank fucking god

>>722672311
>>722672722
>>722672744
>Here are the first set of laws for /b/'s country
By the way, next dubs decides what we call this bitch

>>722672343
mine was not dubs and as such did not come into effect

Rolling for Dumbfuckistan

>white males get cucked by huge niggers at least once per week
>white males below 1.75m have to transition into traps

>>722672937
reroll

weed is illegal

>>722672906
we call it New Canada

All adults over the age of 18 are required by law to have LSD fed intravenously once a day until they turn 30

call it cuckville

Dorito Trumpolini will be our beloved supreme leader.

>>722672991
rerolling shamelessly

The majority will be niggers

All buildings over 12 meters must be colored bright green

Shadilay is the national anthem

Nigastan is the nAmerican of the country.

The United Christian Emirates of kek.

>>722672937

No britfags

Getting raped is punishable by law

>>722671796
Racist and facist lost their genitals.
It is on the law

>>722671796
Periodical child penis examination by a priest

>>722673483
I second this.
No britfags, americucks or soft handed Canadian pussies

The fedora and trench coat are banned articles of clothing, those caught wearing them are subject to capital punishment.

>>722673610
This, Vatican superpower 2020

>>722673528
>>722673562
New fags/ tumblrites detected

>>722671796

No one over 18 can be 5'10 or shorter.

no more homework, teachers, school or bedtimes. free candy on all weekends and everyone is required to throw rocks at that faggot randy who lives down the street

>>722672311
Repeal this shit

Women have no say in who they fuck or marry

Worker Control Over The Means Of Production. And any other commie shit.

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>>722671796
no jews

>>722673784

rolling for no manlets also

Christians will be prosecuted and forced to labor.

>>722671796
Scientology is the official state religion.

Public executions of Lefties every Sunday.

Internet become illegal

>>722673811
Yeah. Fuck that Randy kid right?

>>722671796

Euthanasia is legal after 60.

>>722673855
So now we have an authoritarian communist regime?

Yawn.

>>722673986
Euthanasia is compulsory after 60.

Only fair haired white people with blue/green/grey eyes are allowed to live, all others are hereby subject to immediate termination.

This law cannot be repealed nor can any other law stop it from being carried out

>>722671796
abortion illegal and prosecuted

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People who take selfies must shave their eyebrows continuously

>>722673734
Read the first one again, anon. I said GETTING raped is punishable kek. They want victim blaming, we give it to them. Rape a bitch and she gets hauled off for being a slut

>>722673875
reroll

>>722674079
Roll

Hitler is resurrected and made emporer

Nacional Socialism

>>722674097
Rerolling. Fuck those people

>>722673875
rollin'

>>722671796
All dark skinned humanoids are to be placed in glass jail cells filled with hungry rats and spiders. This will take place publicly and we will make it a cleansing holiday season. :) <3

>>722674188
Damn

this >>722674188

>>722674188
Yes! This can't be a coincidence

>>722674079
Rell

your saviour >>722674188

No middle Eastern people whatsoever

>>722671796
memes are valid paper money

>>722674300
>am sand nigger

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>>722674188
>rolls 88 for hitler
>mfw

>>722671796
my country will be reddit island

>>722674302
kys newfag

Now we've got Hitler as the Emperor of our Communist Authoritarian State...

Make me emperor. Only way we can fix this shithole.

Our country will have lawful inhabitants and Citizens. Only contributing members of society get to be citizens and participate in the governance of society.

>>722672311
hitler says no

>>722674300
Kek no middle eastern people but our religion is still Islam

>>722674188
Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.

Die Straße frei den braunen Batallionen.
Die Straße frei dem Sturmabteilungsmann!
Es schau'n aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an!
Es schau'n aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an!

Zum letzten Mal wird Sturmalarm geblasen!
Zum Kampfe steh'n wir alle schon bereit!
Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen.
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit!
Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen.
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit!

Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.

Browsing tumblr is mandatory

No age of consent. Adoption is as easy as buying alcohol.

A man can have many wives, but a woman may only have 1 husband

>>722674413
it was repealed by a 55 earlier on

>>722674472
This. Rerolling

>>722671796
The country is to be called the Holy Roman Empire, and it's to be a Catholic country.

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>>722674376
what im missing?

>>722674508
Oh alright, didn't see that anon

>>722674581
Rerolling

>>722674628
rererolling.

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>>722672906
we call this bitch nigger island

Once every week there shall be a sex train with all males locking in with each other to celebrate our independence & no niggers allowed laws.

All aboard!

>>722673811
>>722673855
>>722674099
>>722674211
>>722674188
>Next set of laws, country is coming along nicely
Still need a name, folks!

Rolling for law:
No sigles policy in movie theaters

Rolling the country's name:
Repubblic of Saudi Calabbria

>>722674300
>>722674211
>>722674188
>>722674099
>>722673811
>>722672744
>>722673855
Quick recap as of here:

We are an authoritarian communist regime run by Emperor Adolf Hitler. We were originally an Islamic country, but it has since been repealed as the official state religion.

Instead, today we do not allow sand niggers in our country, we do not allow homework, give free candy to children, we stone a child named Randy once a week, and by law anyone who takes a selfie must shave their eyebrows before doing so.

>>722674696

this

>>722674656

The Holy Roman Trumpire

The country is Catholic and if you're found to be violating a tenant of the Catholic Church, you get flown to a country of your choosing and have to jump out without a parachute.

>>722671796
our nation name's cuckistan

>>722674079
rawl

The country shall be called Fourth Reich

>>722674795
Rerolling plox

Dead babies will be shot on sight, as will any dead things.

>>722674763
Oh, and being raped is punishable by law.

>>722674854
Fuck, i was close. Rerolling again. I gotta get this bitch.

>>722674696

We got a winrar here: >>722674755

>>722674795
you're so fucking gay

>>722674893
FUCK, come on nigger, three's a charm.

>>722674696
Antidisestablishmentarianistland

>>722674909
Shut the fuck up cunt. You know what? You specifically aren't allowed in this country.

we use bricks as currency

Lenin rises from the dead and stages a successful coup.

White European Women are the Housewives and Breeders. While any good looking minority women are kept as infertile sex slaves, maids, and chefs.

Countries national anthem will be the first song that comes up when you search Sabaton on YouTube.

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Catholicism is the one true religion. Also, this is the flag.

Manchuria is now our main center of production, and the people living there are enslaved.

>>722675109
Rollaroo for the flag and the religion

collective orgies once every 3 months

>>722675059
Reroll for this!!

Hitlerism/Naziism is the new global religion

>>722675093
Reroll

>>722675109
I'll roll for this one

>>722671796
Everyone is a faggot. No non-faggots allowed.

>>722675059
I'll roll to that

>>722675145
reroll

>>722674975
I'll fuck you right in your girly little stink puss ass you tiny little bitch boi. go back to jacking off to anime and living at your moms house.

>>722675109
Reroll

Everyone with an IQ under 140 is executed or enslaved.

>>722674755
>>722675233
Winrar

>>722675093
Roll 4 dis

>>722675093
Rolling for this one.

>>722675059
i'd kill for you, sire.

>>722675109
I'm a faggot for rolling this many times, but fuck it.

>>722675332
Off by one.

>>722675269
Eat my ass
>>722675109
These replies are all mine I'm pretty sure. Pretty pathetic. Reroll.

>>722671796
The National Anthem is Fuck Tha Police by NWA.

>>722675109
Rolling to get the flag, except Tengriism is the new Religion

orgies go well with communism

Our Industry is built upon a joint military-industrial complex with the rest of the civilized world based upon constantly nuking quebec, paris, and marseilles.

>>722675499
FUCK YEAH BITCHES! PAID OFF

>>722675508
Roll for our lord and savior Tengri to be the official god.

>>722675505
rolling for irony

>>722675499
Winrar.

>>722675093
Roll

>>722675499
Oh I will baby, i'll hold you down and fuck your ass until you shit blood

>>722675145
mandatory education from ages 6 to 15, optional career-education afterwards at nationwide rate of $10k max

>>722675570
Reroll

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>>722675093
Roll for this

>>722675505
Reroll

>>722675505
rerolllllllllll

>>722675610
didn't mean to reply to that post
re

>>722675609
It's now signed into law that you have to, bitch. Suck this dick, too, if you don't mind.

>>722671796
No niggers, no exceptions

>>722675093
Rawl

weed and mdma are legal

>>722675688
WINRAR

>>722675611
winrar

>>722674300
>>722674755
>>722675233
>>722675499
>>722675611
>Newest set of laws

>>722675093
Give it to us. Roll.

>>722675726
reroll

>>722675780
Nah, Catholicism is already the official religion. I win. I earned this, do you not understand?

>>722675678
I'll put a tip tie over your balls and tiny pathetic cock, they'll turn purple and shrivel, then i'll make you my fuck toy before I castrate you.

>>722675688
>>722675677
>>722675611
No niggers, No exceptions with Mandatory education 6 through 15 with a nationwide career education. Tengri is god here.

>>722675093
Rolling

Child porn and having sex with children is legal

all kids are raised togheter

>>722674581
reroll

>>722675954
Reroll

crack down people who dont buy winrar

>>722675992
Reroll

>>722676022
So much conflict in these laws, holy shit

>>722675942
Uh uh. The Catholic Church is the official religion as per

>>722675499

which was a reroll of

>>722675109

>>722675093
Roll

post descriptive update of our country op

>>722675093
Rollaroo

anyone stupid gets whipped

Authritarian Communist State run by a resurrected Adolf Hitler, Catholicism is the states religion, weekly stonings of Randy, Selfie-takers need to shave of ther eyebrows, no homework, free candy for children and getting raped is punishable by law.

Like all governments it is secretly run by jews.

>>722676694
hey you forgot about collective orgies once every 3 months.cmon

>>722674581
The country is to be called the Holy Cuckold Empire, and it's to be a faggot country.

>>722676694
And no niggers.

>>722676694
and no sand niggers

>>722676744
He just shrank it to orgies once every month and a half.

Male Homosexuality is punished by death, no judge needed.

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Niggers are in charge of the stock market.

>>722676744
I also got dubs so it's collective orgies every 3 months.period

>>722677031
Jews are in charge of the stock market

>>722671796
Females have to be naked

country name: dude weed lmao

>>722677190
Rolling for this!!

Each citizen is allowed to commit two homicides per year, scot free with no consequences.

>kill someone
>remain at the scene for police to show up
>arresting officer will read you your miranda rights and ask if you wish to submit your homicide waiver
>if no, you get arrested and prosecuted normally
>if yes, the officer signs the waiver, hands you a copy, and releases you from the scene
>"you're free to go, sir. have a nice day."

contry name: keklandia

On which continent is the country set?

>>722677408
Rolling

Everyone has to pretend asians have really big impressive dicks

croatians may come to our country. if they shall do so, they must live in the zoo.

All niggers vote republican

use Koreans as slaves

>>722675093
My god, rerolll

All Muslims dead

Everyone is a slave. No master race

>>722671796
people can only work 4 days/week at most

the national anthem will be never gonna give you up by rick ashley

>>722671796
Drunk Driving is now legal

>>722671796
No chocolate milk shall go unspilt

everyone who hits age 60 gets thrown off a cliff

Duels are now allowed and you can't say no to a challenger

Drunk driving is required, no one may participate in a government forum while sober

national nudity day where everyone must not wear clothes unless working with anything food related

>>722672311
/thread

>>722671796
Every girl above 7/10 must procreate with me.

>>722671796
anime is banned

All current laws are reversed, (i.e. niggers allowed, drunk driving illegal, chocolate milk shall go split)

The flag is CHYNA
Literally the letters CHYNA

>>722678234
Possession of any narcotic punishable by death.

Fight everyone in the way of Allah and kill those who disbelieve in Allah

We build 2 walls.

>>722678234
Hentai is allowed for educational purposes, in all public schools.

lynch niggers is a right

>>722678499
Oh shit :D I into'd law.

Valid drivers license=commercial pilots license

Everyone get's 1 goat. for... reasons.

>>722678522
So no niggers but we can lynch them if we find them?

>>722678522
word.

only women and faggots allowed in the military

>>722678400
fapping is also punishable by death.

Whites get more say than any other race

age of consent is now 33.

>>722671796
only white ppl, kill the others

age of consent is as soon as conception

women will be slaves

>>722678822
oh shit

Age of consent 3 months

I say we all drink sum bleach ite?

the continents must come back and began a singol continent

No more America

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All men born with the name Lawrence are declared faggots, and subject to wearing the Seal of Faggotry

>>722678886
almost

age of consent is 1 minute

isis officially recognized as a sovereign nation

age of consent 1 week

No age of consent

Declaration of war with U.S.A.

age of consent is 50

No nigs

Only coat hangers and nail polish remover allowed for abortion

>>722679048
reroll

All men are subject to weekly "Rape Dates" by any woman of their choice.

Cheese pizza is legal

hitler is your leader, no sandniggers and negros, no kikes, no islam

Introduce the Thunder Dome into every town and city. Two men enter one man leaves.

No more anime

>>722679167
rerol

athletes salaries must not exceed 50k

>>722679212
>>722678499

But we have to teach hentai...

10 minute age of consent

country name: sodom

Kek is the offical religion and diety of our nation (which still doesn't have a name)

No more gassing chambers, those who are not racially superior get raped to death

All people of power voted in (congressmen, president, etc.) must perform in a porno, the genre of which (regular, interracial, torture, etc.) will be chosen by their constituents.

And double on the no niggers

Consent is not needed

Women must be raped

run around with pins in your penis

For the empire!

Heroin is not only legal but provided by our govt and mandatory for all citizens. Also lsd and crack in the water supply.

Compulsory anime watching

>>722679310
Yes, yes we do *le lenny

The population is divide cleanly between those Left-Handed, and the Right-Handed. Never shall the two meet outside of politics, religion and handjobs.

Fleshlights are a right

>>722679580
possession of these substances are already punishable by death.

Sex toys provided by the state

everyday a random person gets publicly executed for the lulz

Effeminate boys will be chosen from a young age to be castrated and put on HRT, to serve as concubines for Emperor Hitler

Once per month all males have to make a circle and fuck the person in their front in the ass.

It is illegal to interrupt someone who is fapping

>>722679680
rolling for this. we should do it in a big stadium and televise it too

>>722679789
rerl

anyone with an IQ under a certain cutoff is automatically slave class, and is forced to be castrated.

The National Paternity & Fatherhood Society, headed by Maury Povich, is established to ensure the succesful rearing of all Net-izins, as well as making parenting a national television icon.

white genocide celebration week every first week of the year

Possession of furry porn is now a capital offence. Anyone caught in the act of fapping to it shall be summarily executed

>>722678655
Your dubs confirms

rape is legal

>>722672311
>>722672722
>>722672744
>>722673811
>>722673855
>>722674099
>>722674188
>>722674211
>>722674244
>>722674300
>>722674755
>>722675233
>>722675499
>>722675611
>>722675677
>>722675688
>>722676022
>>722676744
>>722678400
>>722678499
>>722678522
>>722678655
>>722678822
>>722679255
>>722679244
>>722679922

>>722679606
reroll

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>>722679922
oh shit

>>722679680

everyday 10 random persons get thrown into an arena. only 1 gets out.

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>>722680031
Gud

>>722680088
wasted dubs punishable by death.

>>722680128
reroll

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>>722679922
...too be carried out by our teams of highly trained rape ninjas.

Anyone with a weak chin/jawline is to be publicly burned
Attendance mandatory

Our country bows to the Bogdanoffs

non-lethal lethal levels of cyanide in water supply

Cunts are the national animal.

no age of consent needed or consent for that matter

the entire criminal justice system is replaced with the THUNDERDOME. you have to fight a 6'6" 350lb black belt who will attempt to rape you to death. if you win, you get off scott free

>>722680418
rerolol

>>722679606
reroll!

eat mine ass

In times of crisis, leaders must ingest PCP within 1-2 hours of addressing the public

>>722680444
k.

Also Trump is to be shot on national television

People with down's syndrom will fight like gladiators for our entertaiment

Kek is declared a false god. Memes dedicated to Kek shall be destroyed on sight.