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/b/ Oldfag here, I've been scamming porn and occasionally trolling here since 2005. I need your help. I live next door to dogs that literally bark at my bedroom window from: 7-8, 11-12, 4-6, and sometimes from 7-midnight or later. I've contacted my neighbors, I've contacted the police, I have a sonic "zapper" that doesn't seem to work on them. I'm not saying I would...but if I can't make it stop I'm inclined to pitch incremental amounts of baking chocolate over the fence until they are dead. I know it's not their fault..it's the trash owners. Help me. Is there a zapper that will fucking make it stop so I can sleep? Is there something that I can do from next door? You kids are devious, but brilliant. Pls help.
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They're doing it now and they won't fucking stop.
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give them chocolate. oh wait, OP never delivers
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>>722667679
You underestimate me sir. I will murder a fucking dog.
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>>722667816
You won't have any other options...I've been there.
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Have you tried a passive-aggressive approach, like putting a stereo outside on full-blast aimed at your neighbor's house?
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My mom had a 10lb puppy when my grandma died. We got all kinds of gift baskets, included in one basket, was a 2lb piece of high quality dark chocolate. One day while we were out, the dog ravaged the basket and ate the entire piece of chocolate. That dog lived to be 17.
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>>722668162
I second this. Get some subs involved in that setup too
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>>722668344
That's a lovely story that is remarkably unencouraging.
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>>722668162
I have considered a device that hurls obscenities automatically everytime one of their shitty dogs bark but I'm not MacGuyver or anything.
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