I think i can beat a gorilla with my hands
I'm not kidding.
I'm practising MMA for 6 years, boxing for 7 years, so i think I could.
Also, bodybuilding since 4 years, I'm 6'2, 190 pounds.
I've got a crazy speed, reactions same as my speed. I just need to wait that it goes on me then I dodge and punch it in the face.
I won't let it, if it does any little mistake, it is over. Of course, you virgins will say that's impossible. Nothing is impossible with will. Secondly, it's not with your loose body that you will do anything.
Any little trained man can beat a gorilla with a knife yet. Without any weapons, it's not even so difficult, you just need technic.
>>722666512
trained in gorilla warfare are we?
come now, OP. Don't you think this one's a little stale?
issou
>>722666512
Start a gofundme to fight a gorilla and I'd donate
>>722666821
la chancla
MMA ? https://www.mma.fr/
you fuckin retard he would kill you
LATCHANKLA
shut up faggot, a gorilla can rip your head without any effort.
>>722666512
Here op, I think you need this
http://sextoyget.com/bathmate-hydromax-x40-aqua-blue-p37620.html
>>722666512
tits or OP
>>722666512
Male Gorillas weigh between 300 and 400 pounds, and they are not slow, you would get destroyed
SUCEZ MA QUEUE
Oh look, it's this thread...Again.
Listen my little friend, let it be clear. You are not untouchable contrary to what you believe. We know that you are stationed in Effretikon, in Switzerland, in the region of Zurich. We have all your postal coordinates. So I advise you to stop doing malignant if you do not want to explain to your parents why they have to go to prison to pay for your nonsense.
Can't wait to see you on the next rekt thread
jeuxvideo.com
Coucou les puceaux de 4chan mdrrrrrrrr
>>722667116
What in hell is that ? -_-
>>722666512
plz op we've lost too many gorillas already
Putain les fdp du 18-25
18 25 plant his flag
crouton invasion
ISSOU
>>722666512
I think youre right. You should show the world how its done.
>>722666512
Go into the jungle and try it. Don't forget to have some record you getting your ass beat so we can all see.
>>722666512
Who the fuck is going to get triggered by this?
>>722666512
Bruh, you can totally do it. Dont listen to the haters. They are just jelly fags. Do it. Be a legend.
>>722666512
PLease film your suicide.
>>722666512
OP is obvious troll posting pasta
However, the original OP couldn't have beaten a chimp let alone a gorilla.
Haha hello the 4chans, we are of France 18-25 forums of jeux vidéo.com issou la chancla!
Have you heard of the Ruquier joking?
you will got raped in ten seconds
The 18-25 plant his flag on 4chan.
>>722667786
How do Ruquier retiring his capot? By prouting hahahahahahhaha
Very jokes! Come forum friend now let me speak risitas haha
OMG IT'S THE DEEPWEB BUT HOPEFULLY I HAVE AVAST AAHAHAHAHAHAH
What is stopping you from jumping the fence at a zoo and challenging one to a fight?
DO IT
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Stop behaving like menchilds and get the fuck back to JVC you fucking faggots. You're shaming us.
>>722667895
Risitas is it Man spanish laughtings like foly he funs a lot so inspiring for jokes on 18-25 Come friends la chancla issou hahaha
>>722667955
Why are you so angry ?
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>>722666899
>his laughter echoing through my mind
How does it stop?
Rate me /b/ pls
>>722666512
Gorilla would tear you in half, not an expression either, he would pull you apart like you were made out of Lego's.
Les modos et les admins du 18-25 et de JVC en général, sachez que je vous baises tous autant que vous êtes, profondément.
Vous n'êtes que des enfants de putain, de la vulgaire merde chaude et qui pique au nez.
Vous n'êtes rien, absolument rien.
Je vous mépriserais jusqu'à la fin de mes jours et s'il devait y avoir un au-delà, alors je vous y mépriserais aussi éternellement.
Sombres petites merdes insignifiantes que vous êtes.
Allez au diable ! :)
>>722668091
STFU nigger
Bordel voilà les puceaux de jvc...
Vraiment une bande d'autistes consanguins...
Before there is risitas is brocante game! With kirby and Gaby and terrible zoulman the Man owl because he ugly but small so funny and people like zoulman! Call theoulman but zoulman so everyone joke and he not friend with payou anymore!
Come forum!
>>722666512
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>>722668380
Parce que toi tu viens d'où ?
I
S
S
O
U
I'M COMING FOR YOU
>>722668380
tu m'as appelé ?
These manlets can't even fight a lesser evolved being, how pathetic.
>>722668380
>SEETHING
>>722666512
>bodybuilding for 4 years
>190 pounds at 6'2"
Kek
BIDE + JERRY + DDB. THE 15-18 PUT HIS FLAG ON 4CHAN ASWELL
Vive la France !!
>>722666512
Set it up then.
>>722668626
Where's the white flag faggot?
L'odeur du fion des anonymous :rire:
>>722668626
C'est le 18-25 ici khey
The 18-25 is plants drapeau
Ruquier joke by prouting! 18-25
MI ENNNNNNNNNN BANADOOOOO
I love to beat my meat with rock
>>722668626
Petit enculé.
Risitas is our Pepe
>>722666512
You are aware a full grown silverback can weigh upwards of 500 pounds, right? You do understand that it could, and would, literally rip you in half?
But you'll never know till you find out! Godspeed, faggot!
>>722668790
4chan we fuck your sisters
The average gorilla is approximately six to 15 times as strong (depending on who you ask). All those techniques that we rely on to defeat stronger opponents aren't going to be enough to overcome that much strength differential: You will not be arm-barring a gorilla, for instance, even if you're Rickson Gracie
faggot op DO ITTTTTTT
I will throw 200 dollars on this
>>722666512
A chimpanzee would rip your face off while ass raping you. Now, multiply that times 10 for a gorilla. DO IT!!
>>722666512
>technic
anon you also need brain cells to beat a gorilla
La chancla
Y el bagnador
>>722666512
go ahead and try but fist set up live stream i think many people here myself included would like to see someone wrestling a gorrila
>>722668999
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>>722669062
> Not knowing the MMA Gorilla feat is a meme
Wew lads you got worked.
pasta and gay
CHANCLA TOO DAMN HIGH HERE
4chan getting hijacked by the french forum 18-25 ???
>>722669253
Yup
>>722666512
You gon get fucked up, OP.
>>722666512
>>722669230
the ole' razzle dazzle cat
y el banador
yeah sure, especially when:
>that shit takes some distance from you
>measures his distance, and then charges you
>jumps onto you and knocks you out with his weight
>destroys you head like it was a watermelon with only his bare arms
good luck op
copypasta/10
Le 4chan don't know le famous gorilla meme? Go on 18-25 to becomes real me n hahahahhaa!
Such a great thread.
4chan ces gros suceurs de trump allez crever
Ces gros lards qui feedent :rire:
Issou
Les gifs de cul à tout va on en parle ?
La feuille sodomisée par la bite sec et nerveuse de risitas
>>722669697
> But of course
baise la
>>722666512
Just make sure you have someone recording, it'd be fun to see another gorilla shot because of a dumbass kid
>>722669494
You forgot la chancla
4chan french now 18-25 xDDDDD
You is us now America :D
4chan users, we fuck your sisters in the ass. The girls of your countries love to suck our french dicks.
Avant j'étais moche dans la tess
>>722670102
Tkt c'est toujours le cas
Puceau
>>722670081
French people don't have dicks, how do those Muslim dicks feel?
Aujourd'hui je plais à Éva mendes
>>722666512
Bon allez hop hop hop les puceaux on retourne sur jvc, on s'est assez ridiculisé comme ça les french faggot :)
Hey 4chan users ! you know that your sisters love suck french big fat cock ?
>>722670313
Ceci.
Vous avez déjà votre petit forum de merde pour faire vos blagues, venez pas faire chier ici please.
>>722670224
Muslims here are upset because white french fuck their sisters, mothers etc.
>>722670313
Nnnon je-jj-je nne s-suis pas pupu-puuuceau gros MYTHO va
>>722670224
How mexicans cock feel ?
These French posters remind me of that weird ass Argentinian "raid" a while back.
You guys remember that shit? Posting pictures of some roided out dude with a lot of plastic surgery, bobcats, and howling MIA MEEE, or some shit.
Those guys were weird.
>>722666512
do it, ill pay your expenses up to the fight, everything after your thing, but i want to see this happen!
18-25 will fuck 4chan
>>722670426
Ferme ta gueule le 4chan fag. Vous êtes des traîtres de la pire espèce. Le 18-25 fait des roues arrière dans ton urètre enfant de furoncle.
j'pose avec ma clope et mon féca féca >>722670102
On m'appel l'ovni
American Mother hahaha
>issou
french fags the only thing you fuck is your immigrant ass and frogs
>>722670671
AYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Tchikita
>>722670734
Haha obsese greedy American worst i heard they eat sandwiches every meal X))
>>722670546
I'll take Mexicans over Muslims any day, how those bombs treating you?
>>722670757
Putain il a tout dit :ok:
>>722670730
Mais quel beau gosse. Cet homme respire le swag. Sérieusement, c'est une grande inspiration pour moi.
qu'est ce que ..
American's odour
NOUS SOMMES DES PIRATES, LA KALASH EST CHARGÉ
>>722670757
We don't eat frogs that much
Eat my big baguette
AVANT J'ETAIS MOCHE DANS LA TESS
Nice thread
Hey Americans faggot. Dogs fuck more your wife than you
>>722670824
America
3 000 people deaths in only one day by muslims
France
238 deaths during two years
rate me please
6 milliards
>>722666821
La chancla
French faggot :rire:
The Americans see their dick? With the huge pile of shit that serves as their body
>>722666512
>>722671128
mais putain de merde :rire:
>>722671098
You're right, the white flag strategy does cause fewer deaths
>>722666512
the gorilla's been swinging around in the jungle all its life and it started with far more muscle mass. a gorilla could legit tear you limb from limb without trying.
Bien dit, les 4chan fag c'est dehors
>>722666512
someone posted the exact same thing on /fit/ like a month ago, but it was with a tiger.
Are you the most dedicated shitposter of all time or are you the manliest dude ever doing a poor re-enactment of Noah's ark?
I suck dicks but this post will stay unnoticed
>>722666512
Stale pasta
>>722671128
6 trollions
Three tower and only two plane ?
Yes miss
>>722671309
oy, shut it down? what, for free?
>>722671385
I don't think so
Bon allez les 4chan fags, ça suffit maintenant,
>>722671537
Signal gouv
>>722666512
agreed you could beat a gorilla
>>722671537
:rire: ça viens d'ou ?
EUGNEUGNEU EUSSSOUUU
FAUR CHANE ISE EUNEDEURRE ZE CONTROLE AUF DIZUITEVINTSKINKEE
GNEUGNEU BAGNADUUR
Aujourd'hui je plais à Éva mendes
Don't forget to launch your VPN , this place is not safe. It's the Deep Web
Open your Coran page 564
c'est bien compris
CANT STENCHON THE MELENCHON
>>722671537
photoshop
>But do you say 4chan is best that 18-25?
> Yes madam
>But France better 18-25 better
>Suivy me madam
Issous
>>722671366
yes but the fucking 18-25 we troll
>>722667723
Kek
>>722671894
mais putain de merde
>>722666512
How did it go with the bear? I mean, this is just a copy pasta from that one, btw OP is a faggot
>>722671793
Wait i'm gonna activate my honeypot
>>722666965
Can't Staroin the Baroin
Bon il est temps de faire le ménage sur ce site de merde. Les 4chan fag doivent devenir nos putes.
>>722672009
4chan on target
what should i do ?
>>722666512
I a . a .
>>722672233
By shooting
>>722666512
You forget that a gorilla has teeth that are much bigger than ours. Also a jaw that is much much stronger than ours. Bones that are much denser than ours. As you're throwing a punch that will kill a man, the gorilla is grabbing, hammer fisting, pulling and biting. Your hand will shatter on his face as he bites half your face off while simultaneously ripping one or your arms out of it's socket.
Le feed des ricains putain ...
4chan fags we fuck ours sister
>>722666512
A chimpanzee could rip your face off and eat it
A silver back gorrilla would grab you by the forearms and rip your arms off your body at the shoulders and then beat you to death with your own arms
You have no fucking clue how strong these mother fuckers are
Just Googled "JVC"
french Website
GTFO you french faggots
THE DEEP WEB
> So you're saying to man that 18-25 is raiding 4chan ?
> Yes madam
> But why would they do that in the first place ?
> I don't know madam, maybe they are stupid faggots
> But they have all a QI of 225, if I recall
> Follow me madam
>>722672461
Tu t'es pas trompé ? Tu as dit qu'on baisait "nos soeurs"
>>722672573
Do you like our stickers ?
>>722672461
Comment on peut être aussi con ? :rire:
>>722672379
i've trained in grabbing and hammer fisting ill get on his monkey back he don't know jiu jitsu
>>722672573
Thank you sherlock
>>722672481
Yeah, they also have much thicker bones. You'd need something harder than a fist to knock one out.
>>722672573
You rage because we fuck your sisters in your country ?
>>722672481
he would have to survive my triangle first
>>722672873
It could work with a big baguette
>>722672894
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo
>>722672724
Ah le Nord...
We are the elite
You can't test us
Hi we are of from thé forum -15 in thé site named Games Vidéos. com
>>722673044
Lille de la tentation
g pa lu YATANGAKI
>>722669059
Kekekek. Arm bar a gorilla. Laughing more than i should. Imagining this fag applying an arm bar. And the gorilla sits there unfazed and bored chewing on leaves. Then finally get tired of the human Grabs him by the leg and smashes his entire body on the ground lswinging him like a club over and over.. not breaking a sweat
aaaah
>>722666512
i know this is a troll baiting, but ill nibble.
i could beat your midget ass, i wouldnt challenge a silverback in close quarters even if i had a shotgun. a gorilla's face muscles and bones are so strong your punch wouldnt even register much less hurt it. even if you were in peak human condition, the average male gorilla would still be twice as big and four times as strong as you. to think you stood even the slightest chance is truly phenomenal. but of course you dont really think anything you posted since its a troll, nobody is that stoopid.
>>722667377
dubs confirms, plebdawg
>>722672724
>>722672461
AYAAAAA il baise sa soeur
Ce message est destiné aux types qui disent vous nous faites honte, allez bien niquer vos mères.
>>722672461
Je me disais aussi que je disais de la merde
>>722673418
>>722673037
Ok but we still fuck your women
>>722673384
pepe ECO+
Il a été supprimé le topic ?
>>722667139
Shhh this could be funnier than Harambe
Do it OP, try to for somewhere with a Webcam so we can watch as you heroically show that gorilla who's at the top of the food chain
Listen 4chan fag, i fuck our mom and i will were dad fucking noob, i'm seriously you are a pute because you suck were mom OK i'm french and i love my Courtry ! Fucking american WE like ww2 ok
Rockfeller has any cancer diagnose
:rire:
>>722673828
>kermit
Kek, you're fucking faggot
>>722666512
nothing impressive about punching dead gorillas
faggot
>>722673828
Putain enculé je suis tombé de ma chaise
Listen to me well the little fagot of 4chan, we fuck your sisters well because your women love the French, is that clear?
I have Doritos for you 4chan users
>>722673927
KERMIT le délire de twitter
>>722674171
American bitchiz love's french cock in their anus
>>722673828
Ça n'a aucun sens
>>722666512
ISSOU http://image.noelshack.com/minis/2016/24/1466366203-risitas14.png
I dont unerstand how utilize 4chan
Ayaaaaaa les français qui ce font passer pour des ricains
I love the american anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2ivub38kOI
Partagez vos salopes les kheys
Mixed monkey arts
I'm 6'2 at 137 and I'll fuck any gorilla up
We cum in the ass of your mothers 4chan fags.
AM I IN THE DEEP WEB RIGHT HERE ??
Bro that's make sense
>>722674868
Bordel cette tronche
dans 3h30 on se lève pour aller payer mon rsa les prolos
In 3h30 you have to wake up and go to work for my RSA faggot
>190 lbs
No fucking way
>>722674868
ouah a nativ american girl
>>722669253
No, 18-25 is an age section
JVC stands for JeuxVideoCommunity
It's an overall cheatcodes and vidya related french website
Nothing to get his panties in a bunch, move along, nothing to see
Fucking Théo.
Putin is owning your country you indiankiller faggot
The delirium is going too far
>>722666512
enculé. on va se faire raid a cause de tes conneries
>>722675514
les raids en 2017 lol
>>722675514
>implying most of these fucks on this godforsaken taiwanese cartoon cardgame board will do anything
This fucking thread.
>>722675647
ya meme pas 2 mois on s'est amuse a raid 4chan
resultat : 3h de flood sur jvc
18-25 RPZ AYYYAAAAAA
A regular ju ji tsu fighter would break an adult gorilla in half on a ring. In the jungle it's different,but still strenght isn't all, i've seen mountains of muscles filled with hatred being crushed by technique and precision
>>722668459
un français sur 4chan = jvc ? Kys
yatangaki ?
>>722676470
la tchankla
>>722666512
>falling for the bait.
He'd break your limbs of within a second.
He bite a hole into your neck that would kill you almost instantly.
https://youtu.be/HP-6wG_wZ8A
https://youtu.be/QfDxg0pJAX4
You're a fucking retard
go fight harambe
>>722666512
You can beat a gorilla's dick with your asshole?
>>722666512
>I'm not kidding
you are though
>>722671048
Story?
Les kheys qui tentent de conoliset 4chan.
Bon les ricains, 4chan est à nous maintenant, inclinez vous devant la supériorité française
>>722676321
Lmao essaie pas de t'inventer une identité, tu viens du 1825 comme tous FR ksos d'ici :hap:
Les Modos on vous baise !!!!!
>>722666512
this copypasta is for faguts
Sérieux les insultes de français sont à chier, ça sonne tellement Fife. Fermer votre yeul gagne de tappette pis rester dans votre criss de trou de mange marde
I could kick a gorilla's ass, but I'd need to eat a can of spinach first
The French they are a funny race. They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face!