If you were announced as President of the United States of America

>>722664557
Put Trump in jail

>>722664888
Liberal thinks that president can just put people in jail.

Literally retarded.

Kill 4chan.

>>722664985
51% of Trump supporters feel he should be able to override a judges sentencing. So basically, they want Trump to be able to put people in jail. Do you?

>>722664557
remove the age of consent law

>>722664888
You guys are still on the payroll?

>>722664557
nuke europe back into the stone age

>>722664557
Order a haram of women into my chambers, get my asshole licked and dick sucker by desperate girls wanting a better life.

Nuke Africa.

Declare war on ISIS

>>722664557
>>722665249
Drop nerve gas on NYC and blame it on the eurofags, then I'll have a reason to blow them sky high

>>722665757
Thank you

Make anime real

>>722665097
Yea they get paid

Declare that OP is a faggot. Then I would (try) suck my own dick on national television.

>>722665963
Fag

>>722665874
Im more worried about the Moro Islamic Liberation Front

Look them up

>>722664998
>>722665757
>>722665934
only good suggestions so far

I would add:
Return America to British rule, at least the bits we actually used to own, you can keep the rest.

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>>722664557
Make a thread on 4chan/b/
'trips deside what i do next.'
(not an hero) edition.

>>722664557
make gays illegal

make transgenders illegal

ban all Muslims

make racism illegal death sentence

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Get out Pence

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>722664557
Legalize possession and use of ALL drugs, dismantle DEA, use DEA budget to build treatment centers in every city in the country.

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>>722664888
>guaranteed replies

>>722664557
Make pedophilia required for all Americans

Jack off in the oval office

>>722664557
>Suspend Federal Government
>Give 50 governors dossiers for self-government during reconstruction.
>Introduce New Crime/Tier System
>Add sentence enhancers and multipliers
>Make sagging Indecent Exposure, Tier 1
>Absorb sovereign states into union
>Try many Congress members for Treason By Means Of Legislative Subversion For A Personal Agenda

>Dismantle Federal Reserve
>Reduce first offense of leaking nudes to Sexual Misconduct
>Create a public and non-public crime registry
>Classify 16+ as non-child persons
>Make age of consent 16 or 17
>Make schools use Linux and teach IT and hacking
>Enforce Anti-Oligarchist Theocrat Policy
>Create Temporary Authoritarian Parliament
>Try Soros, Rothschild, and others; Subversion Of Government
>Pardon Snowden immediately
>Establish Centrist Party
>Create Humanoid Combat Drones
>Start Cybernetics Program
>Legalize Schedule 1 Drugs
>Try Illegal Immigrants for Entering Country With Suspicious Intent; 6 months
>Deport
>Keep politics nihilistic and only focused on Government, not God.
>Pick Democrat, Independent, and Republican cabinet members.
>Try Clinton and Trump in court

>>722664557
-make Internet access free to everyone
-free tuition/healthcare
-eliminate dependence of fossil fuels by 2020, invest in wind,solar,hydro energy
-impose tax on u.s. companies who manufacture goods abroad
-upgrade u.s. railroad system similar to the 300 mph bullet trains from japan

kill congress power
fuck over the constitution
legalize everything
watch anarchy unfold

>>722666845
> Make all of US into Detroit

Fixed it for you

>>722666325
>ban all Muslims
>make racism illegal death sentence
>muslims come back

>>722664557
Make it great again.

>>722664557
Suspend visas from 7 mainly muslim countries

>>722666845
Socialist

>>722664557
Look at my baby hands and weep.

>>722666823
Anon for 2020

>>722664557
wonder what jimmy urine was protesting about me
twitter.com/jimmyurine

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>Scrap the wall plans and turn the border into a mine field
>Slap Netanyahu and recognize Palestine
>Direct the CIA to arm BLM movement so that martial law can be implemented
>Push for a Federal Law establishing a Commission for the English Language that recognizes only two pronouns
>Cut military spending in half
>Lower drinking age to 16 and raise driving age to 21
>Create a Commission to review the wealthiest 1% of Americans to determine their contributions to the country and determine a tax rate based on findings
>Create a no fly zone around entire Middle East

>>722667427
Thanks, /b/ro

>>722664557
Scrape Cheeto dust off my skin and take a phone call from the president of (not china)

glass bead everything between Israel to North Korea

Spend the entire country's budget on papa john's pizza.

Go and tell the chief of staff that he shouldn't not stop continuing the plan of Affordable Care but instead he go and rethink about it so we can be patriotic I guess

>>722664557
Illegalize Islam in America.

Start a modern crusade that erases its existence.

Create some form of system that doesn't inhibit the media's freedom of press but punishes them dearly for lying.

Make it punishable by firing squad to play Laura, Urien or Balrog in street fighter 5.

>>722664557

Immediately pardon those convicted of marijuana possession.

>>722667427
To be honest, I could do better than every faggot that became president but I will never be President.

Was my dream as a kid.

>>722666845
You're fucking trolling. Get the fuck out of here.
- Government owned anything is shit tier. You want to go back to dial-up?
- Where's the money coming from? We have a pay for others who can't plan in hospitals and it royally sinks the middle class.
- No sane person believes that the U.S. can switch off fossil fuels and still be an industry leader.
- Stimulating a global economy is bad?
- We don't do trains because they don't make near the income that cars do. And we have issues as it is with stability in automotive, you'd just raise the unemployment.

>>722664985

Most modern liberals have a view of government that was common before the Enlightenment so naturally they'll have some totalitarian sentiments.

>>722667958
Anon for VP 2020

>>722664557
Install benevolent doctatorship.

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>>722664557
Call him a bigot

Free Palestine and cut ties with israel

>>722668103
Anon for Secretary of State 2020

>>722667994
>Government owned anything is shit tier
Oh, the fun of living in a country without working public health services.

>>722664557
kill all niggers

>>722667994
You drank the Kool-Aid.

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>>722664557
Built that fucking wall.

>>722668250
Innovation just doesn't happen in government owned anything. I'm looking at you DMV.

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>>722668103
Tell them both to go fuck themselves and handle their own shit and if they can't fix it let Russia deal with the mess their turn anyways

>>722667929
>>722667608
>>722666325
DEUS VULT

Be arrested for crimes against the republic. Jokes on those faggots I am the senate.

Order the execution of Maise Williams.

>>722666823
Sounds like you've put some thought into this, im going to print this out and post it on the fridge for you....

>>722665082
Yes, but I also don't believe in democracy.

>>722668519
I could think of a 100 people before I went after her. Why Maise Williams?

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>>722664557
Make Bernie Sanders my VP, then resign so we have President Sanders.

>>722668602
He's memeing.

Send all the muslims back to their Hell holes.

>>722668602
The wailing on /b/ would be entertaining

>>722666119
They've got nothing on the People's Front of Judia. Look THEM up.

Nuke Berkeley, offer the victims food stamps in recompense for this horrible act of terrorism on American soil

do nothing

>>722664557
tax finanzed socialization of the complete educational and the complete health system. compulsive health insurance coverage for everyone with dues appropriate to the income of the insurant. americans believe it: it fucking works.

>>722664557
Turn off the internet.

>>722668701
Hey if they truly believe in America let them be but as soon as they flip the switch we flip the safety's off

>>722668399
Most innovation comes from war and the government. WTF are you on about?

>>722668630
>giving the presidency of the most powerful nation in the world to a kike

>>722668712
Not Boxxy? Or any other Queen of /b/ for that matter?
>>722668630
Quit trolling with cuck picks.

Declare I'm reversing Geo Washington's decision, and that the U.S. is now a monarchy. Name Barron Trump as my heir.

>>722668889
>caring that somebody's a kike
This is a very old meme.

>>722668875
Hahaha no you're counting out mr. Tesla

>>722668399
True. Except for useless things like the Internet, the interstate road system, space rockets, the web, the vaccine against polio. You know, useless nonsense that has brought nothing good to us.

>>722664557
Make memes legal.

>>722668555
Nice trips, checked.

I have.

Sadly I am not a model citizen and will probably never be President.

But I'd love to see my work carried out.

>>722664557
implement something radical. reverse income tax, communism. whatever, i just dont want capitalism. we need to do what japan does. we need every job to provide enough for a livable wage, one that can buy a single person an apartment, or a couple a small house. there should be enough to live on for a 45 hour week paycheck. we dont need millionaires buying italian cars and suits, owning several properties and living in only 2 of them.

>>722668866
Yeah true.

>>722668918
Maybe Eliza, too.

Or just make drugs legal, and let her kill herself.

Reinstate our god-emperor Trump. He's far more capable than me. Also I don't need all the negativity

>>722669011
What is the South Park episode memes kill people man cuz memes are bad mm k

>>722667608
Excellent wall idea!

>>722668875
Lmao no it doesn't.
"Muh german engines from world war 2. Muh bombs!"

Eliminate tax exempt status for religious institutions.

>>722664557
Fuk ur mum

Point out that the Constitution says the President is its defender, not the Supreme Court. Sent in the troops to force the Nine Philosopher Kings to recant, and revoke every single creative reinterpretation of that document, from Roe vs. Wade to Obamacare's inaction fine.

>>722664557
Get Obama to come back as my Chief of Staff and just let him run the show behind the scenes. What the fuck do I know about being president

>>722667994
>Where's the money coming from?
See, there's this guy, who had an entire campaign built around how to solve this issue, and half the others you mentioned

His name is BERNIE SANDERS.

You piece of shit.

>>722668630
>When you wanna cuck for an even bigger cuck

>>722664557
Executive orders un- oing every single f****** thing Trump has done thus far replace every incompetent ass wipe that trump appointed to his cabinet with confident experienced people an demand Putin release the golden shower tape of trump so inaccurate historical record could be made.

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>>722669282
Well that's just made the intelligence go to zero but progress has only been made through democracy

>>722669361
>Obama
Thats gay, I choose Randy Savage

Nominate a cabinet entirely composed of YouTube celebrities with no governing experience whatsoever.

Appoint a 12 year as secretary of education, making her the boss of her teachers and principal, and let her run amok. I want to see Lord of the Flies-style chaos.

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>>722666823
Finally, a platform I would support.

Lower age of consent to 14 and legalize prostitution

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nuke meca

>>722669212
>Modern Air Travel
>Cell Phones
>The fucking computer you're on
>The internet
>Synthetic Rubber
>The interstate system
>Fiber optics

List goes on faggot

>>722669635
Jesse Ventura he was always my favorite

>>722669459
Shut up libfag. Stop letting the media convince you he's doing a shitty job when really he's kicking ass. Brainwashed pleb

>>722669398
Right... It's been disproven. You know it doesn't work right? Or did we through logic out the window when emotions got involved.

I wont be a complete ass, and allow you to defend your point though. Give me some real numbers.

Make heavy weapons like fully automatic machine legal, as long as they're mounted on a car.

Expanded the right to self-defense and defense of property to include a safety margin around your vehicle, making it legal to blow someone away who cuts you off.

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>>722664557
Declare war on Florida, nuke disneyworld and turn the surviving spic cockroaches into slave labor.

>>722669699
We adapted the Japanese countermeasures for their program I don't think that's the way

>>722669699
>meca
The Maine College of Art??
The Massachusetts Electrical Contractors Association????

Go on 4chan and post about it.

Drop every US nuke on the Middle East then have every Muslim and nigga in the US killed. We would have peace within a week.

>>722669821
>Make vehicle mounted weapons legal.

I would do that but not for road rage and average civilians.

I believe the National Guard needs a Sabot Turret Vehicle for domestic defense in wartime

>>722669642
Thanks, dude.

>>722664985
Trump bootlicker thinks Daddy trump can put anyone in jail

>chants "lock her up"

trump supporters are the biggest cucks cause they want trump to literally be their daddy

>>722670086
kek

>>722669699
it's 'Mecca' you fucking moron.

Massive nuclear plant building program, cut off all ties with the Saudis, play hardball with Israel, aka, you want US funds, then stop trying to blob.
Might reconsider policy toward Iran.
I also would try to get some WPA-style programs up and running, as well as try to push for better gun rights.
Aside from that, wonder what the fuck just happened.

>>722669723
Different anon, but have you watched connections? It's this old British series, about how things are connected in strange ways, and how they lead into our modern world.
One episode went from modern day credit -> dukes of Burgundy->30 years war -> big armies -> logistic problems -> canned food -> refrigeration ->rocketry.

>>722664557
give white women to every black in jail.
watch 13 year basement dwellers cook up some good memes.

>>722664557

Google: "What does the president of the united states do?"

and then google: "Flights from Canada to Washington DC"

I even made a flag for the whole Nihilistic Centrist Party thing.

>>722670331

>all ties with saudis

what about trade?

>>722666700
prudent use of power

>>722670435
In case anyone is interested

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>>722669896
He's not even German

>>722664557
Put Hillary in jail
And then push the red button

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>>722664557

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>Be me
>President of USA
>Try to sleep in, but school shooting
>Fuck up press conference
>Piss off everyone, make families cry
>Next day refuse to leave room
>Russians move against Europe
>fml
>Call Putin only to be put on speaker phone so I can hear all his friends laugh at me
>Hang up and cry in broom closet
>Month later everything is shit
>Thousands of people outside my house
>Sitting in Oval Office now with nuclear codes

Dubs decide if I kill myself by nuke

>>722670331
you better be careful about undermining the house of saud. if the country falls to jihadists, the world is in a much worse place than before.

>>722670170
As long as we have mandatory live-ammo mock-battles between units, and tie performance reviews to kills. And of course, televise it all for profit..

>>722670655
check'd

>>722664557
Bring all the troops home and put them on the borders where they'll actually be protecting the United States instead of the interests of a bunch of worthless camelfuckers and dreidel spinners.

>>722670513
No, trade is included.
I mean, if they want to act like a horrible theocratic state and export trouble all over the world, they very well should be a pariah in the international community.
Nuclear power is mostly for energy independence, as well as our own reserves.
A national awareness campaign of how dependent we are upon petrochemicals for everything might also be a good idea.

>>722670576
FFuucck that I don't have nearly enough time to be wandering like Fallout

Start randomly grabbing pussies, followed by loudly pardoning myself.

>>722670715
You know, that isn't half bad.

Make people who will be executed opt into a deathmatch for survival and the winner is pardoned.

>>722667994
lol no worries mah dude, in probably less than three years, Trump's FCC chairman will absolutely dissolve any semblance of net neutrality, allow companies to charge as much as they want for internet and restrict access to sites that aren't profitable, essentially making this site disappear, as well as any other cool site that doesn't make money, and the internet will just be an extension of cable TV.

>>722670331
Thanks anon. Not seen the series, but checking it out now. Huge history buff so this is right up my alley.

>>722670815
Get the Secret Service to photograph them all, and dedicate the entire West Wing to a display of pussies I've grabbed. Open it for tours.

>>722665249
Oh look, another third world nigger country that's jealous of Europe's superiority. How original.

>>722664557
Resign

>>722670772

There are worse states than saudi arabia to cut ties with.

>>722670715
CNN does that already it's called the spectacular fubar known as the Middle East

>>722670896
Just don't watch connections 2 or 3, they're pretty bad.

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My flag for my party idea as president.

Just going to leave this here.

Spend all day and all night retweeting the most racist things I can find, on either the Right of the Left.

Execute order 66

>>722667978
wow, this guys really smart about politics and everything, too bad those big bad people killed his dream. he woulda saved us too cause he's so much smarter than literally anyone else in the world.

i bet there are people you would call friends but i bet no one would call you their friend.

>>722671039
More fun if they're college-age white rednecks who live down the street, than third world shitskins a world away.

But we could import some ideas, certainly. Offer free virgins to rape to the victors or something.

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>>722671180
Shut down before it even started

>>722671204

No, dumbass.

I do drugs and could probably be barred from running for office in my future.

Eat a dick and die, I have friends.

And your dead grandmother is one of them but only at night ;)

I'd contact some former presidents for help. This past month has taught me a lot about the problems of inexperienced and ignorant leadership.

>>722669021
>fetishizes japan this much
you know japan has more suicides/deaths from exhaustion and overworking than any other place on earth. japan is hardly communist

>>722671462
Because they all did such an excellent job.

>>722669196
>thinks you can legislate language

kill all arabs and niggers with nuclear, biologic or chemical weapons!

Sell American Guns to Russia have them join NATO let them go back to the deserts and deal with the problem boom

>>722669780
lol "through logic out the window"

FUCKING FAGGOT

>>722664557
Sign an executive order to get Riley Reid, Dillion Harper, Sara Vandela and Jeanie Marie Sullivan to attend a White House de-briefing (theirs) for future tax credits.
I want them all bent over the desk in the Oval office so I can run the line on them.I would finish with Riley's ass and cum in her mouth and face.
Then I would tell Israel to stop being a bunch of shitheads if they ever want to see another dime of support.

>>722664557
Cease all refugee intake and all 3rd world immigration, legal and illegal. 1st worlders with educations ONLY.
Then I'd remove all the generals Obama appointed and replace them with patriots.
Then I'd call Assad and apologize for the previous president claiming to be his ally while funding and arming the rebels destabilizing his country.
Then I'd call Putin and apologize to him for the previous president claiming to be Assad's ally while funding and arming the rebels trying to destabilize his country, and I'd apologize for the previous president mouthing off to Putin and whining at him for not obeying orders from the U.S and bitching about him actually acting like an ally to Assad.
Also, I'd let him know that there will be no further meddling by the U.S in his business with Ukraine; that that shit is between them and only them.
Then I'd tell Putin I admire the way he promotes the hetero nuclear family in his nation, and congratulate him on his success keeping the degeneracy of the west from tainting his country.
Then I'd launch my own state sponsored propaganda campaign, not unlike Putins, celebrating and encouraging white hetero family units that stay together, and with a focus on white-on-white love, black-on-black love, hispanic-on-hispanic love being pure and beautiful. Basically the same message but the opposite of the jew propaganda that is already circulating encouraging interracial sex and breeding, as well as normalizing broken families. I wouldn't censor the jew propaganda, I'd just run my own propaganda to compete and balance things out.

>>722664557
Pay Jennifer Lawerence 1 billion dollars for the photo of her pussay without the fucking cat

>>722671204
That is also so edgy, my eyes have cuts on them, from reading this.

Please become rekt thread material

>>722669767
>literally thinks Donald Trump is doing anything more than lining his pockets, and increasing neoliberal reach over the world
>literally thinks Donald Trump gives a shit about a shit stain on the internet defending him
>literally calls Donald daddy

lol

>>722671784
Look it the VC

Eat my bowl of Crispix like I do every morning. Then I guess I'd acquire several legal pads and be extensively briefed on the state of literally everything. Then I guess I'd talk to my advisors (do I already have those or do I need to pick some? I don't know anyone who's a good advisor), and see what needs to be done. President serves the people. Then in the evening I'd cook chicken in a scallion lime sauce. The president can cook his own dinner right? Think the secret service guys would try my cooking?

>>722671784
>with nuclear, biologic or chemical weapons!

yeah..., because those weapons are so selectively accurate.
i'm sure you'll only kill the 'niggers and arabs'.
>being this retarded.

>>722671784
You would make a fantastic leader, it's not like America would get nuked back or anything.

Breath a sigh of relief knowing i can pay off my credit card debt in a month

>>722671967
please tell your mom you love her at dinner

>>722672197
hmmm we are not that far away from attacking DNS specifically

>>722664557
I would board the Airforce One and try landing it on Red Square while filming the entire incident in UHD.

Then if I survive I would deliver the most important speech of my short Presidency, calling for Putin to take over the fucking White House or just FUCK OFF. I would also ask for asylum to get me away from all the fucking liberal faggotry that is killing the United States.

>>722672540
>DNS
i think you mean 'dna'.
are you planning on dispersing the 'dna bullet' with a nuclear bomb??

>>722671934
Then I'd turn my attention to the Jews vs Muslim problem. Israel would have my absolute unlimited support to squash Palestine.
Eventually I would like to weaken and stamp out the strength and population of other troubling muslim countries - not necessarily through military action but perhaps less aggressive tactics like sanctions and manipulating their currency and oil industries - and I would hope to have Israels support for that too.
Basically I would set to work pulling the teeth and claws from the muslim barbarian hordes around the globe until they ceased to pose any more a threat to another nations than, say, Ethiopians do.
Then I would turn on the jews.

Also, I would lend aid to the subversive overthrow of the German and UK governments, who are treasonous, ever so discretely. Then I'd safeguard their next democratic elections as well as I could from a distance, and empower and aid these nations in their ensuing struggle to become great again. Military support, funding, you name it.

At home, I would take the U.S in the direction of the purest nationalism. To stimulate the economy, I'd overhaul taxes, rebalance federal budgets, cut superfluous branches of bureaucracy, and all around trim the fat. I'd cut corporate taxation drastically, and at the same time, impose severe import taxation. No longer would it be cheaper for corporations to make products overseas and ship them in. Now the only feasible way to do business in the US of A is to produce within the borders and sell it at home or ship it out.

I'd root the jews out of the education system and journalism and ensure that neither the media or the schools were being used as systems of indoctrination. No longer would curricula leave out unpleasant or inconvenient historical facts, and no longer would social studies/humanities/history classes teach only one side of the story but BOTH. Free thought would be encouraged in school, and sponsored content in media would be made illegal.

>>722673311
Any journalist who used "a reliable source" instead of naming their source, or any journalist caught fabricating news, would face fines or jail time.

>>722673444
Good luck with that without violating the Constitution and getting impeached

>>722674346
I suppose in my vision I'm really more of a "dictator for life" than a "president"

>>722668630
This

Execute order 66

>>722670331
>Massive nuclear plant building program
My nigga

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>>722664557
Decentralize media. sage

>>722665794
To soon, you do realize the germans where just gassed right.

The media waved it away with, it was a lipstick sized pepper spray in a bin that they just happened to find that put over a 100 people in the hospital.