How do you fart at work when you are around the others all the time? I hold it the whole day long and my low belly hurts :(.
>>722653409
I time when I'm going to fart and slow the pressure coming out. Like if I'm going to fart big I take my time releasing it.
>>722653409
Loudly. Fuck'em.
>>722654030
Yeah you fuckin faggots, just let it out
>>722653409
go to toilet... release steam.. problem solved.. next.
>>722653409
>my low belly
I'm laughing so hard at this my low belly hurts.
>>722654172
What if you shit yourself?
>>722653409
>my low belly hurts
yeah i get that too mostly in the upper groin area
>>722653409
Go to the washroom you idiot, and let it out. Fuck you're stupid.
>>722654520
I thought a low belly was the fat pouch where your pubes grow
Post-smoffee fart competitions are the best way for this.
Or in the boss's office if he's out.
Or the guy's who you don't like.
If you're nervous, and can't fart, call the ambulance, it might cause stroke.