YLYL thread
(Found this shit on google looking up "perfectly straight spine")
http://www.keklel.org/news/rent-a-baby/
I bet you guys would use this shit.
pic unrelated
>>722648572
Give me all of your children
>>722648572
what kind of parent is actually retarded enough to sell their baby to a stranger that probably was barely even screened
>>722648572
AYYYYY I want this kek
>>722648572
>Cornstubble
>>722648822
He most certainly doesn't look like a rapist in any way possible
>>722648332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq0MwyLw3bQ
>>722648332
OC
>>722648572
fucking kek
is this real?
>>722648866
Im even more covincined by the children in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDVORoIw6XA&t=15s
>>722648572
Honestly this gave me chills
>>722648822
Can someone find this guy and murder him?
>>722649481
Do you know those weird kids in highschool who talked like fucking idiots all the time but still managed to succeed? They made that video, im sure of it.
>>722649780
Ghina
>>722648332
>>722648572
lost
>>722648332
None of this shit is funny goddamn op is a faggot
>>722648572
I hope this is real
>>722648572
wut
>>722650217
Cripple/feminist/crippled feminist dectected
>>722648332
>>722649108
You better have some sauce for that
>>722648572
This is going to be fucking hilarious seeing all of the SJWs on cuckbook go nuts over this
>>722650171
Why have you forsaken me..........in your hearts forsaken me.......in your thoughts...forsaken meeeeeeeeeeeeee!
OHHHHHH....TRUST IN MYYYYYYYY.....SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE!....I CRY.....WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIE!....INNNNNN MYYYY.....SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE......I CRYYYY......when angels deserve to die......
Thats stuck in my head now
>>722650086
Personally mine was retard, but that was only from my brothers
>>722651268
Post it to a group and share the reactions with us
>>722651268
>>722648572
I made this for keklel.org
I think they're /b/ in disguise.
They helped start the Trash Dove being a Nazi and now this.
Fucking geniuses.
>>722651893
woah buddy you're a little obsessed
>>722651893
I think they're fucking hilarious but you need help
>>722648880
Perdi
>>722649108
Sauce
>>722650575
Almost got me
>>722652108
Por que você está falando português?
>>722651893
They're the new pioneers helping /b/ and /pol/
>>722648332
KEK TIME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJp3AnMqWyQ
SLAV:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcIH1YpIu_0
YOU LOST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rzKYZrY6Ds
CATS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7CYaiyvzXs
DEJA VU - DRUGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH1n685qBzE
YLYL DANK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOfunevI5F0
RANDOM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V3Wg8Yf1gs
THUG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkMUboIP7-I
VINES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_IM6q_rWhw
Classic
>>722652358
Spanish
>>722652557
>advertising shitty pakistan youtube channel
kill yourself
>>722648777
Trips and nobody fucking checks
>>722648572
I can already see it
"Child raped and killed over Rent-a-Baby service"
"Rent-a-Baby sued for multiple child rape cases"
Let's wish for the best, niggers.
>>722648777
checked
Moar roblox stuff
>>722652614
O Google Tradutor diz o contrário
>>722648880
Ugh. These guys have humor basedon necrophilia and yet they're hopping aboard the liberal 'Trump is gonna put us all in concentration camps' bandwagon. Fucking faggots
>>722650171
>9gag
>>722650887
>>722653411
It sales
>>722653411
They dont pick sides, they pick offensive shit, and ovbiously they did good cause they managed to trigger a faggot like you
>>722652557
KYS newcuck
>>722653411
You are the reason that pack exists in the first place
>>722648332
I have scoliosis.
What's inaccurate about the drawing, OP?
>>722654756
Nothing inaccurate. It's just funny you crooked faggot
>>722648572
kekked
>>722650171
>why have thou forsaken me
>not "Why hast thou forsaken me?"
I'd rate it a 2/10 but it is 9fag so it's ineligible.
>>722648572
University life...
>>722652557
>>722652572
It's more of an orgy. Two girls getting fucked by 2 guys isn't dp. It's single penetration happening twice
>>722651515
WAKEUP
GRABBABUSHAPUTONTUMAKEUP
HIDEDESCARSTOFDEWAYTHESHKUP
WHYDULEFTEHKEYSUPONTHETBLE
TRUSTTTT IIIIIIN MYYYYYYYYYYY SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIIIIIDDEEEEE
>>722648332
>>722648572
fucking amazing if it's legit
>>722651893
kek
>>722656883
Kek!
>>722657026
>>722656999
>>722656957
>>722657065
not even trying. i dont know but man you worth more than that. i mean... do you really think we dont know what they are ? + ".gif"
>>722650887
underrated definitely lost
>>722655982
Oh here you go, creating another fable.
>>722648572
Oh man what the fuck
>>722650887
Lol awesome
anybody remember the trap gifs that actually show the one and only sammy catnipick?anybody got some of them?
>>722656883
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>722649108
>>722651237>>722652121
http://www.damplips.com/?p=19686
>>722650171
>9gag
Get the fuck outta here
>>722657996
What the banana peel did you just fucking say about bananas, you YLYL cancer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the potassium platoon, I've been involved in numerous raids on hugboxes and I have over 300 confirmed derailed threads. I am trained in really, really, really liking this picture and I'm the top worshipper of Lori in the entire board. You are nothing to me but just another angry faggot. I will make you laugh out loud with bananas the likes of which have never been seen before on this thread, mark my potassium filled words. You think saying that shit to me over the internet will faze me? Think again try hard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shitposters across 4Chan, and your threads are being derailed right now so you better prepare for banana bombardment, newfag. The bombardment that derails the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You're fucking done, son. I can be on any board, any thread and I can shitpost bananas in over 700 ways, and that's just with my first folder. Not only am I extensively experience in shitposting, but I have access to the entire archives of the 4Chan shitposting directory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your cancerous thread off of the face of the board, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking keyboard. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your thread is paying the price, you goddamn butt hurt faggot. I will shitpost bananas all over you and you will drown in potassium and lulz. Your thread is dead, kiddo.
>>722650887
Underrated post
>>722658488
Eat shit
>>722657996
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
>>722648332
>>722658805
>partial arts
my sides are in orbit
>>722648572
KEK
>>722658745
kek I wish this wasn't bait
>>722658745
bad bait, go away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqBAy-rJMfI
sub or I'll kill myself
>>722658745
>>722649208
That's a fucking oyster
>>722658745
Try harder
>>722658745
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosome-less retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow /b/tardas, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irrational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My regards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.
>>722648572
please be real
>>722658745
new faggo
>>722659289
I mean yeah he's annoying, but not enough reason to pretend to be him and get him flamed
If you hate him that much just call him a faggot to his face
Hey Faggots,
My name is Banana, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>722652005
She's super hot though
>>722659368
quality banana posting, keep doing god's work
got some fresh OC here
>>722655784
gotdammit this gets me every time.
>>722648880
Oh Dios mío. I've lost'ed so difficult
>>722657689
I can see the fucking art in this.
I ain't mad.
>>722659335
Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!
>>722659650
>so fresh my lung are frozen
...
>>722650575
average /b/tard
>>722658488
That is a deep fukkin post.
>>722657302
how the fuck did i lose to this. i knew it was coming.
>>722659289
He plays a funny character.
It's fucking ironic humor.
>>722658805
dude's got a black belt. a belt that he cannot tie...
>>722648572
lost to the pic
>>722660541
Because it's fucking bananas
>>722659650
Crescent fresh
>>722658805
How it feels to fight nobushi
>>722661087
topkek
>>722661087
>>722661138
>>722661151
>>722648332
>>722648880
STOP TRIGGERING ME! DONALD TRUMP IS DOING A GREAT JOB! REEEEEEEEE
>>722650201
Lol!
>>722648332
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>>722650575
Living the dream
>>722650201
this is creativity
>>722659333
and those are fucking trips
>>722661591
TAAAAAAARDD
>>722650887
This concludes the thread
>>722659519
That's beastiality you sick fuck