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To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
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>>722643658
I chuckled, I guess.
3/10
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>>722643658
Miranda? Is this you?
There are worse stories here in 4Chan bout you...
so...
nvm I don't have a point
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hello I just emerged from under my rock. why is everyone saying Dan Schneider is a pedophile
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>>722645161
don't know either.
he's married.
produced kenan&kel and drake&josh which needless to say
are both awesome shows for their time.
Maybe 4chin newfags think a german name in the showbiz is proof enough that he's jewish, so they hate, becuz newfags gonna newfag.
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>>722646184
Obvious pedophile is obvious
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>>722643658
You know I never used to believe it before, never used to think someone would stoop that low....
But after that interview Mccurdy had with Erik Andre and her reactions to it, I'm convinced the dude did something
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>>722646502
You do indeed see the Vietnam flashback in her eyes.
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>>722646502
>>722647541
You have my interest.You got sauce?
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>>722646184
You must really have a lot of respect for elite pedophiles
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>>722647717
https://youtu.be/bPa0-VexaP4
Just the way she took it repeating "okay" and "I'm sorry" just fucking confirms it to me. If Dan didn't sexually abuse her, then he at least was physically/verbally abusive on set.
As the dude mentioned, you can fucking see it in her eyes.
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>>722648115
The thumbnail is enough.
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>>722648115
Damn, she looks like she wants to fucking scream.
On a side note, anyone got those nudes?
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>>722648662
Like she said, they weren't really nudes.
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>>722649077
There were exposed breasts, but nothing you wouldn't see out of an art installation.
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>>722648115
goddam she is so friggin hot. so is miranda
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Considering the benefits of getting fucked by Dan.. A hit show, access to Hollywood show biz, decent money.
I would shave my asshole and hold my balls out of the way for him.
Even if I spent half my income afterwards on therapy, I would still be ten times better off with what's left afterwards.
These bitches don't talk about it for a reason.. It's a deal as old as entertainment itself.
Besides.. Look at Danny boy smile!
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Dan Rough Rider Schneider
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>>722651129
Oh here we go
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Dan she's a biter Schneider
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>>722651129
Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
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>>722651436
Dan won't fit inside her Schneider
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Obligatory:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6ltAVRyeqHk
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>>722651081
This is actually a sad reality in Hollywood, not just for females either.
You either have to do humiliating things, give out sex, or take blackmail material and give it to them, otherwise your out.
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>>722648115
She's been through some shit.
I don't get this show. Maybe if I was high.
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>>722651601
Is this even real?
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>>722646495
Based on what?
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>>722650567
Bull fucking shit dawg they were naked titties?!
I only saw her wearing lingerie.
show me the tittays!
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>>722646502
>>722648115
I love autists all of a sudden gaining the ability to read people's faces.
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>>722651601
thats some nice titties.
also, disney bitches are mean as g.
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>>722651636
I live the show. The points to torture celebs for something like an hour or two in a hot as hell room, only to boil down the footage to a handful of minutes. He then mixes it in with skits/sketches on the streets and voila you've Got this show.
Some are more funny then others, I loved Jack black, Jillian barbery, etc. I also love the ranch jokes.
It's chaos style humor.
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>>722651715
Like I said, it's not much.
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>>722651841
Nice bait
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I feel that pink guy most adequately summarizes this
https://youtu.be/0c_mhrB7LlQ?t=8m39s
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>>722652116
yes, pictures that aren't of her aren't much
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>>722652116
das nice.
they would be nice dangling over your face.
mmm
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>>722652552
I thought it was pretty much confirmed for be her?
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