whats fastest way to get bigger dick, first date in 1 month,

>>722638030
lose weight?

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Look for one at your local deli counter

>>722638030
size doesn't matter if you do not have the skill. watch a lot of porno and have a good idea on female friendly shit. being able to eat pussy is a good skill to have,

Find the clitoris, it's usually deep in her ear just stick it in there and you'll make her squirt hard bro

>>722638030
there isn't a reliable way to grow your dick. you're stuck with what you've got. soz

The fuck do you want a bigger dick for? It's how you use it that matters
If you don't know how to use it it don't matter if it's 10cm or a fucking meter long

Dont go tuggin at it for a month hopin to get some legnth lolol
Just, pull on it on the night itl come outa fupa a bit better n look longer also it probably doesnt matter at least doesnt matter enough to break ur dick over

>>722638030
pro tip:

go to local love shop and grab a Rino7 blue pill. Bam larger stiffer cock, thank me l8r

What sort of fucked up arrangement is date you have agreed to in a MONTH'S time, a month??! You can't both be so busy it has to be a month, I'll take a guess she lives extremely far away and met online, probably in a fucking game?

you cant get it bigger without surgery.. just kill yourself if its not big enough cause it will never grow even an inch

>>722638030
I imagine a dick might get bigger through stretching as a result of inflated to the limit.
Achieve a strong, throbbing erection and hold it for as long as you can. Eventually your dick will be bigger.

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bigger without surgery

is not one inch more of dick that is going to make the difference anon. if you've been virgin til 31 years old maybe the problem is another....focus on the rest. GOOD LUCK THOUGH

>>722638030
Op why is it in a month's time?

>>722641248
Yeah I've been thinking about that too.

>>722638030
forget stretching and pills they just dont work or will wreck your dick

If your date doesn't end well i'll come suck you off anon , no worries :3

>>722638030

I can really recommend to use viagra or something like that if you want to BANG on your first time. I did it, got one by best friend who can't get his dick hard by some accident.
It worked fucking awesome, I collect confidence ( which is the most important, just tell yourself ILL REKT THAT BITCH all the time.) and since the first fuck I never used it again.

>>722641766
you are a piece of shit. Want to know why?

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>>722642058
you a grill? i set it up 3 months in advance, so i have time to enlarge my 4 inch dick. we both finisihing med shool now and in 1 month its over thats why 1monht

>>722642122
not the pump guy - but pumps can be usefull

>>722642168

FIRST

If your girl isn't a disgusting landwhale, then GET MORE HYGIENE ( women hate pimples over your cock and on your leg, whoa disgusting). and start to work out, fat cunt.

>>722642122
why

>>722642177
the way hes using it is what makes him a piece of shit. What he doesnt know is that it really doesnt matter how big a dick is. Bitches cant measure with their pussy they only feel pleasure from a certain amount. The first piece of advice I will give this wizard is that it shouldn't matter if a bitch comes or if shes happy. She should be grateful that shes getting your dick, you are a beta cuck and this will not change until you realize these things.

>>722642168
Med school? You can't even speak English you downs

>>722642467
iam not from usa

>>722642465
Hnnnnng , the way you speak ...

>>722638030
Can you stop making this retarded thread every fucking day?

Once you've ruined your dick an get no longer get it up, make a thread then.

>>722642589
Typically I dont speak with a keyboard. I know this is a foreign subject for you wiznon.

>>722638140
this

>>722642676
so alpha ...

>>722638030
women don't really care about dick size, normal is perfect
except for joking around i've never heard other women talk about dick size, that's not how women's bodies are made, anyway.
Another revelation: when women kiss other women they only do it to get your attention, there are way fewer real lesbians or bisexual girls than gay or bisexual guys.
on a date:
don't wear logo T's or shirts with band names or whatever, you look like a boy not a man
Nice clean shoes are IMPORTANT.
Don't tell me you love me (unless we've been together a LOOOOOng time).
Don't ask to kiss me, that just means you're a beta. If it seems like a good time, just lean in and kiss.
If I'm not into it right then, don't fall all over yourself apologizing, you look like a beta, just rolls with it.
The asian guy in Edge of 17 was nervous but wasn't too bad about things. DOn't be any more beta than he was. He was acceptable.
Don't flatter me all to hell. Beta.
Be yourself, don't pretend to want to do all the shit I want to do - I want a man, not teh sister I never had.
Dressing nicely is always good - not baseball caps or snapbacks, those are for boys, not men.
fedoras are not attractive - unless you're an older man, otherwise they look too Dungeons and Dragons you know?
Anyway, dick size is about #12473983641393 on the list of what a woman wants.

>>722642531
Neither am i. Did they not teach you where the space bar is I your homeland? Why don't you just admit your a downy cunt who met a land whale while playing runescape?

Surgery

>>722642780
Well you sound like you have never had a gf, hover hand is where your at

>>722642780
Is acne matter ? I'm 20 ans still have it , it's not that bad but it block me from approaching any girls and please don't tell me to cure it , i take treatments , i eat healthy and do sports , it keep coming back

>>722643300
Wash

>>722643447
kys

>>722643104
It's a woman, you fucking rimjob.

>>722643104
I'm not a lesbian, so no girlfriend.

>>722643300
That depends on the girl - if it's like cystic acne, it could be a problem. Regular acne affects girls too, so we know it's not something you want. Thing about bras is sometimes they trap the sweat and you can get acne there.
I can see acne affecting your condfidence, but there's a trick: whenever you think she's in a league above you, because of your acne or whatever reason, imagine that she's worried about things you have no idea about, like, hair on her nipples (yes!), boob acne, that one boob is bigger or smaller or different shape than the other, that she has pimples on her butt, that you can tell she's got her period, is there some snot in her nose that you can see, etc.
We're just people, too.
Relax, she's just as self-conscious as you are.

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>>722643964
>conscio
if you are real send tits for proof kik erikalfonso and i will believe you and do what you say

>>722643964
Thank you , it's mostly scars unfortunetaly and a few button (sometimes big ) but it's just that it's directly on my face , i'm 20 and everyone around me has a perfect skin it's crazy , that's why it kill my confidence mostly ,

Stop being a pussy you have what you have just try to be confident

>>722643964
Your a fucking 45 year old male my little pony fan with a neckbeard, or on the slim chance there's something that's medically classed as a vagina between your tree stump legs then you at least look like a 45 year old male my little pony fan

>>722642780
This is all mostly bullshit too.

Every quality woman I've ever known in my entire life cares way more about conviviality and depth of character than any other factor.

That's what they mean when the say "confidence". You can't be so insecure that you can't hold a conversation with a woman with spilling spaghetti.

Obviously, you have to clean up nice as well, but you can wear whatever teenage edgelord shit you want and it doesn't matter. That's who you are, even if most of us thinks it's dumb. Changing your appearance to impress a girl is totally the wrong reason. Somewhere out there is a qt who's not going to mind if you're a bit chubby and wear some gay MLP shirt as long you are a legitimately kind and/or funny person with a requisite amount of self-esteem.

All the advice you'll get from people is going to be aimed at broadening your appeal, but trust me when I say that it's not worth your time to go trifiling with some cunt who's fixated on your shoes and making fun of your hat.

>>722644409
Hopefully you understood me even with my typos.

I also forgot to mention that there's no way to make your dick bigger without surgery.

You have to learn to compensate by expending extra effort making sure she's taken care of. This can be kind of hard to pick up I imagine, but it's the only way. Once you know how, your penis size won't matter to her if she's worth being around.

>>722644142
newfriend, tits or gtfo works like this:
if a girl mentions she's a girls just for attention: tits or gtfo, cuz she's just attention-whoring.
If a poster mentions she's a girl because it's important to the thread: no tits or gtfo.
lurk moar

>>722644162
>i'm 20 and everyone around me has a perfect skin it's crazy , that's why it kill my confidence mostly
everyone has problems they're worried about, if they have perfect skin they're worried about something else, trust me.

>>722644409
>Somewhere out there is a qt who's not going to mind if you...wear some gay MLP shirt as long you are a legitimately kind and/or funny person with a requisite amount of self-esteem.

Sure character is important but that comes later. you show up in a MLP shirt and I'm wondering about your judgement. Call me superficial, but people judge based on first impressions and if you think a girl is going to be OK being seen all evening with a guy in a MPL shirt, well, that's a very particular girl. If you meet her, good for you! But you can't assume most girls will like that.
Besides, I meant that IF YOU ARE A GOOD GUY it just helps things if you dress well and have nice clean shoes and whatever. I didn't mean that's all that matters. Most people could just have figured that out.

>>722645339
Obviously I was being hyperbolic about the MLP shirt.

You skipped over the rest of what I said, which is that making superficial changes like that because you think that's the konami code to unlocking some daffy bitches panties is a recipe for perpetual virginity.

Some people are just fucking weird, and that's fine. Trying to change it so you can get laid doesn't address the real issue a guy has if he can't get laid. which is that he can't talk to a woman without completely fucking up.

I would also ad for OP's benefit: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES trust the word of some harpy who views dating as some kind of abstracted value judgement game. Not worth the effort of anything excpet a pump and dump.

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>>722646392
dont understand whats abstracted value game?? anyway dont worry i wont pay for the date, everybody pays for his own shit

>>722646559
It's a little bit of a de-rail. I just meant that when taking people's advice or even dating, mental checklists and complex trains of logic based on superficial things should be a huge warning sign that you're dealing with a garbage. If your goal is one night stands, then it probably doesn't matter.

Back to topic though: The fact that you're concerned this much about your penis size based on a "date" you set up months in advance that seems like it might not actually be a date and is more of a social gathering... it kinda sounds like you're already in serious trouble.

The best advice I think anybody could possibly give you is: Forget about your dick (but remember to wash it of course), and drill the idea into your own head that while it's still possible, nobody is going to be sleeping with you.

Assume she won't from the outset. Concentrate on conversation. View the purpose of the "date" as an opportunity to have fun talking to people and getting to know them. Put all that sex shit completely from your mind.

If it happens, cool. Leave the lights out and flick the bean.

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also should guys pay on a date or not? i really hate the idea of that.i also dont tip

>>722642467
Still better than no, knowing geography basics, like for example there are other countries all around the world...

>>722638030
Nice Infinity Gauntlet you must have a pretty strong cock to equip it with that and not break it.
I bet the Time Gem is great for fucking bitches.

>>722638140
pretty much

>>722649572
i like to bargain