This is the most hated chav in our town He spits in old woman

If he isn't 6 feet or more, doesn't carry a knife, maybe

>>722628759
i´d kick him in the balls for five minutes

>>722628759
Haven't been in a fight in years, but yeah.

He looks and sounds like a bitch, I think I could take him on.

>>722628759
He really does look like a bitch, kind of guy who screams in your face acting hard then cries and begs you to leave him alone when he realises he can't win.

What town are you in OP, must be someone around to teach the cunt a lesson.

He looks like a cool guy

>>722628759
I live in UK give me a time and a place and I will be there, no weapons though.

>>722628759
If no weapons I can but if we both have knives there's no winner in a knife fight

>>722630987
They roll in numbers bro. You wouldn't stand a chance alone.

>>722630987
>>722631143

Lets all head over to arnold clarks for a rental, give him our own 4 chan party van experience

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>>722631143
I don't care, I've already made up my mind. You've convinced me OP, with the picture. He has a very punchable face.

>>722628759
Looks like your typical /pol/ poster

>>722631124
If its a knife fight you will need either a hoddies or thick towel to wrap around your non-dominant arm. You use this arm to defend. Knives don't have long blades and normally only one slicing edge. The issue with knife fights is to attach once they have extended. At full extension the wielder has no choice but to retract for another stab or swing. Training is all you need but again its still a roulette with the outcome

>>722631271
Use your fkn noggin. No point messing him up and then having the other chavs jump you. Hell they probably wouldn't have the decency to let it go that far. You could get curb stomped into hospital. Better to sit and wait until hes alone and just ambush the cunt

>>722628759
Josh Scholick
Middlesbrough.
Good luck I went to uni up there and its fucking like Beruit.

>>722631365
Just use a gun you fucking autist

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>>722631891
We don't have guns in the UK, at least not the normal well adjusted ones.

>>722631891
>Just use a gun you fucking autist

Believe it or not, in most civilised countries you can't buy a gun in walmart while your picking up your weekly shopping.

>>722628759
Easy

>>722631517
Chavs only help each other if they're mates. Random chavs don't come to the defence of their kind.

>>722632159
So true.

>>722628759
> could you win him in a fight /b/?
Worst prize ever

>>722628759
Why does he look like he's about to cry? Did someone tease him about his ears again?

>>722632279
his JSA probably got sanctioned

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/dozy-burglars-caught-cctv-emptying-9504239

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>>722632384
Most of his friends look like skanks from "British slut threads" and another chavs
He brags about his criminal offences, man, you would have to find what he loves most (like truly) and destroy it- no amount of beating would teach him or matter to him

>>722632612
how does one destroy mcdonalds and pimp my ride re-runs

>>722632612
I think the best thing we can do is wait until he accidentally kills himself due to his own stupidity, unless anyone had any other ideas.

>>722632612
we have to make adidas go out of business

>>722632384
/pol/ is that you?

Park Road North, Ayresome, Middlesbrough

>>722632384
It's easy. Somebody fuck his girlfriend Emily.

>>722628759
Sub-humans.
They're not a problem.
They're potential biogas and fertiliser for crops... nothing more.

Their time to be 'useful' will come.

>>722633004
Oh, good thinking. Who's going to make the move on her though? Because I'm definitely not.

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Hey faggots, you have been visited by Paul the Britbong Paedo. Reply "Hello paedo" or he will rape all the children in your family in their sleep.

>>722633019
i agree he's subhuman but that sounded real fedora there mate

>>722632773
>golden
>>722632828
This is by far the best solution provided- he's going to be shot by some "gangsters" or have an accident on bike/quad

>>722631547
im from boro, think i recognise him

he has tiny hands, i'd spin him

>>722633097
Only if you didn't know what we're working on...

>>722633004
>>722633067
Just kill her horse, make chav responsible for it

>>722633294
alright mate
*tips hat and winks menacingly in your direction*

I would break those fucker's arms and pull him around on his legs.

>>722628759
Look at the cunts knuckles. Pristine. He's not hard and I would fuckin blast him.

>>722633380
Soon...
*Slowly closes university engineering lab door while smiling, silently, with a huge disturbing grin...

>>722628759
I would fucking rek that jug eared little cunt. Just knock on his door early in the morning. As soon as he opens go fucking beserk. As long as you Make the first punch count the rest will be easy.

>>722631143
That's what a fire extinguisher is good for, spray em all and when they're all blinded from the powder start cracking skulls with the canister.

ITT: "I would fuckin' I would fuckin' I would fuckin'--"

what about some of this im not against fags but thats a good example of how to start a fight easily and with advantage

https://youtu.be/GqRqtKQD7RU?t=1m28s

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>>722628759
>win him in a fight
so you're implying you'd fight someone else for his honour and his hand in marriage?

>>722634534
mY SIDES.