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Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything. Step 2: Feel

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Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

Yes, this thread again.
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>>722624414
What spell did you learn first?
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>>722624472

It's all a lie bro. All a lie.
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>>722624414
Any close calls? What do you do for sexual release?
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>>722625241
>Any close calls?

None at all.

>What do you do for sexual release?

Violently masturbate. Also noted that exercise keeps the mind clear.
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OP, I was a virgin until 32. Now I'm married and own my own home. Don't give up...that's important.
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>>722625298
You use porn, then? What is your favorite kind of porn? What do you picture your first time being like? Are there things you see in porn that you want to try in the bedroom?
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>>722625304

How old are you now? And why are you still here?

>>722625378

I primarily masturbate to the "pictures you said you wouldn't share threads" here or to gonewild and softcore stuff like that.
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>>722624414
I want to fuck my girlfriend, but she is too virgin and and I'm too shy, that doesn't make me feel better.
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>>722625986

Pics or it didn't happen.
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How did you make it this far as a kissless virgin?

I'm 18 years old, and I'm a socially-awkward fat fuck, yet I lost my virginity without having to pay for it.

Do you just have no interest at all in having sex?

Are you asexual?
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>>722627319
>How did you make it this far as a kissless virgin?

I just did.

>Do you just have no interest at all in having sex?

I certainly do. There just was never any interest in having sex with me.
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>>722627668
Are you ridiculously ugly or something?

Post a picture of yourself. Unless you're an obese and extremely pale slob who doesn't go outside, I don't see how you go this far without fucking a girl.
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>>722628028

I'm average looking.
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>>722628311
You are on the good looking side of average. Have you ever been in a relationship with a woman, and if so why didn't it lead to sex?
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>>722625986
You have to ask for what you want, anon. Otherwise, you won't get it.
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>>722629968
>kissless
>relationship

pick one
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im 24. been kissing before, been sucking tits before, but never in a real relationship.
im desperate for human contact, hugs and kisses, holding hands.
i never wanted this before.
i need it now.
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25 here and growing more pathetic by the day

I prob could have had a girlfriend in college this girl was very visibly into me she even kissed me would hold my hand etc but at the time (and still now) I had zero idea how to talk to girls especially relatively attractive ones. This girl was hot and I had no idea why she was into me.

I just kind of rolled with it and never made a move and we eventually lost contact it's years later and I still feel bad about it. Seems like I get worse and worse at socializing the more time goes on. I got two real friends who also don't have other friends and work at a job with all guys so I'm sort of lost as to where to find female friends. Seems so out of place to just go up and start talking in bars or random places.

Anybody have any good hobby ideas or clubs or something to look into to get out there and meet people? I've been getting into hiking but it still seems like a dead end.
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>>722629968

I haven't been in a relationship.

>>722630537
>I prob could have had a girlfriend in college this girl was very visibly into me she even kissed me would hold my hand etc but at the time (and still now) I had zero idea how to talk to girls especially relatively attractive ones. This girl was hot and I had no idea why she was into me.

You fucking pussy. I would love to have been in your shoes.

>Anybody have any good hobby ideas or clubs or something to look into to get out there and meet people? I've been getting into hiking but it still seems like a dead end.

Hiking is great but can be quite solitary (that's kind of the point). What about cooking or yoga classes?
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>>722630105
Those are not mutually exclusive, anon. Of course, I wouldn't expect someone who had his butthole diddled by his uncle to know that, so no worries.
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>>722630529
Got to meetup.com and find a "free hugs" group near you.
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>>722624414
Im a faggot that believes im a burden to every person i meet. So i stay away emotionally from people to not get attached and feel like a burden. Feeling better OP?
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>>722624414
I'm not feeling too good about that. I'm 26 and I might as well be virgin because I havent had sex for so long.
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>>722630537
You need to find someone who can make you feel comfortable making a move, anon. Girls are not going to do that work for you. Are you open to therapy?
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>>722631418

Feel hugged you piece of shit.
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>>722631418
You can ease other people's burdens by paying attention to them.
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>>722631482
What is keeping you from pursuing relationships that lead to sex, anon?
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>>722631310
ofcourse they aren't
but in most relationships there are some form of physical contact, being most likely kissing
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>>722631650
Medical problems. Or a problem. I'm a hermit against my own will.
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>>722624414
OP want tarot session? Free ofc. If you want, ask specific question/s . Be frank, I can assist
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>>722631731

What medical problems are those?
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29 yo in the same situation as OP here. I've been quite by myself for a good part of my life, most of the time not having a girl isn't a problem for me (I actually turned down several occasions with decent women, only one I regret now). Problems come when there is a really special girl like right now. Not being in a relationship led me to emotional immaturity and I'm having a really bad time since she turned me down.
Don't quit OP, you're quite good-looking. You'll get a good girl easily, just don't stress too much about it.
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>>722624414
Are you ugly, awkward or both?

Also, on a scale of 1 to 10, how disturbing is the porn you fap too?
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>>722632152
>Are you ugly, awkward or both?

I posted a pic here >>722628311
I'm average looking with an above average physique.

>Also, on a scale of 1 to 10, how disturbing is the porn you fap too?

1. See here>>722625557
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>>722624414
I'm 36...
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>>722632283
More vanilla than I thought.

Have you ever considered purchasing the services of a prostitute?
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>>722632412
>Have you ever considered purchasing the services of a prostitute?

Yes. However, what messes me up most is that I seem to be unable to get sex the normal way.
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>>722632545
What do you think is the reason you can't score with a woman?
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>>722631986
If a girl turns you down, keep moving. Most guys aren't attractive enough to get through life without ever experiencing rejection. Just because you aren't perfecr doesn't mean that there isn't someone put there for you. Take it from me. I'm a manlet and got rejected all the time. Now I'm married.
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>>722632545
Did you ever consider trying to score with a guy in a gay club? A hole is a hole, bro.
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>>722632545
Anon, honestly, it is very hard for most guys to get laid. It's a buyer's market, and that puts you at a disadvantage. If your virginity is hanging over you, there is nothing wrong with hiring a pro.
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>>722632724

My looks don't compensate for my personality and vice versa.

>>722632810

Not gay bro. Sorry to bring your hopes down.
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>>722632810
If you are at all curious, I'd urge you honestly to consider this. It is way easier to get sex off a guy than a girl.
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>>722632903
I don't think your personality is bad. You seem anxious about sex. That's pretty normal, especially when you haven't had it. Are you open to therapy?

Also:
http://www.reddit.com/r/virginityexchange
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>>722632903
What's so shit about your personality? I firmly believe that as long as you don't look like a burn victim who's just been run over by a lawnmower and then clawed by a wild lion, looks really don't matter too much.
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>>722624414
Do you want to lose your virginity or are you so disillusioned by failure that you don't care anymore?
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>tfw when you eventually kiss and have sex with a girl and realize that its not that great
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>>722633061
This guy decided to blow his face off after listening to a Judas Priest record:

http://i.imgur.com/KpqreVl.jpg

He found someone to marry him and had a kid *after* the accident.
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>>722633246
The act itself isn't, but being that close to someone is freaking amazing!
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>>722633016
>You seem anxious about sex

What do you mean by that? That I turn down advanced or waste chances because I am afraid of underperforming? No. I would probably never see the girl again anyway so why worry about failing in the bedroom?

>Are you open to therapy?

What kind of therapy?

>>722633061

I am boring, dull, have no humour, am not witty or eloquent or anything.

>I firmly believe that as long as you don't look like a burn victim who's just been run over by a lawnmower and then clawed by a wild lion, looks really don't matter too much.

No doubt about that. I don't think that my looks hinder me in any way.
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>>722633459
>anxious about sex

I mean quote literally that the act itself terrifies you. That you worry that you won't perform or might not enjoy it. This kind of anxiety is hard to perceive in one's self, and I meant to suggest that maybe you engage in self-sabotaging behavior that makes you feel frustrated and lonely.
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>>722633682

Definitely not.
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>>722624414
OP please tell me what can I do to avoid ending up like you? 21 khv friendless semi neet studying at engineering university with literally no girls whatsoever
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>>722633895

OP here. What about university clubs, e.g. sports? Or just go to bars around campus which are primarily frequented by students. But yeah, I was in a better situation than you in a program with 60% females but I failed anyway so I should probably not give you advice.
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>>722633783
That's what you say...but you aren't actively pursuing any relationships that might lead to sex, are you? So tell us why.
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>>722634766

It's not that I have been hiding in my room. I've chatted up girls at parties, in bars, in clubs, at clubs. I tried online dating. I had some awkward friendzon stories in university. Just nothing ever happened.
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>>722624792
>this

it doesn't really help, but it is really the case.

fun fact: the US has more single people now than at any other point in recorded history
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>>722635113

True
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>>722633459
>I am boring, dull, have no humour, am not witty or eloquent or anything.
Just with girls? Or also with friends? What kind of things are you into? Hobbies etc..
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>>722632545
Why do you care it's not the "normal" way? Pussy is pussy.
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>>722634867
That's because you didn't break through. The "friendzone" happens when you invest time in relationships that don't lead to sex. How many girls have you asked out, anon? When was the last time you asked a girl out and what happened?
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>>722634867
I met my wife onliine. After having some awful online dates.
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>>722625557
what is gonewild?
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>>722636416
>Just with girls? Or also with friends?

I don't have any friends. Probably for this reason.

>Hobbies etc.

Sports (climbing/bouldering, running, cycling), cooking, reading, video games.

>>722636766
>That's because you didn't break through. The "friendzone" happens when you invest time in relationships that don't lead to sex. How many girls have you asked out, anon? When was the last time you asked a girl out and what happened?

How do you define ask out? If it just comes to hitting on girls, maybe a hundred times on my life.
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>>722637159
Useful hobbies... All the sports can be done together on dates and women love it when you can cook them something great.
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>>722631667
LOL calling something a relationship without sex
cringe
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>>722624792
Not really, he just failed at achieving his potential. I'm 28 and can already feel my power growing.

It's not just some stupid meme. You achieve clarity beyond clarity; truesight. You get to see the world for what it is, you get to realize the true path to happiness, you can easily see the danger and avoid it to live a happy, worry-less life. Once you realize what women are and the power they have over you, and finally attain enough self-control to override it, you feel free. You're no longer a prisoner of society that tells you that you must be the plowhorse of some bitch and her spawns to be successful in life. Success in life is measured in your happiness and self-realization.

I can liquidate my bank account and go in a journey tomorrow. I can sell my house and live a few months of absolute excess. I can quit my job and do something easier if I ever feel like having more free time. I'm truly free. In your eyes I'm a loser, but I can only pity you. I already succeeded. I don't need your approval or admiration to feel happy. My hobbies, my resources and myself, that's all I need.
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>>722637330

I know. But I never even got that far.
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>>722625304
still missed out on dat fresh puss.
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Kill yourself, women are not worth it nor is even being alive.

>This is for everyone in existence.
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>22 y/o
>kissless virgin
>6/10 on a good day
>apparently have a good personality but I just say whatever the fuck I want since I experienced the lowest of the low and stopped caring
>still can't find the balls to go up to a girl and ask her out
>feel like I have to put on a pleasant persona
>used to be natural like that, but now pretending makes me sick
>don't want to be a miserable drag for other people
>don't care enough to make friends/ask girls out anymore
>sit at home all day, sleep til 4:00pm and live everyday the same way, alone
any hopes for me to get out of this hole and meet some girls? I know I can 'redeem' myself somehow but everything I do to fix me fails so I start to give up more with each day
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>>722626107
NIGGER
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>>722638348

No u.
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shame on all of you. i'm a 29 year old fat balding asian manlet with bad teeth and a small dick, and i still lost my virginity.
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>>722639154

Prove it.
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>>722639154
at what age
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>>722627319
I got close a few times but pussied out. Not op but 20 year old who only got a blowjob.
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>>722639830

I'm a whore.
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>>722640445
You know, most kissless virgins have some sort of glaring flaw, either in their appearance or personality...I just don't see it with you.
Are you actually y'know? Trying? Or do you just passively exist next to women and hope one falls in your lap?
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>>722641086
>You know, most kissless virgins have some sort of glaring flaw, either in their appearance or personality...I just don't see it with you.

You don't know my personality. All you have seen is my appearance and I never claimed that this was the problem (even though it is plainly average and thus not an asset).

>Are you actually y'know? Trying?

Yes.
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>>722637159
Askong out means asking a girl to meet you at a specific time and place with romantic intentions. I think I have a sense of your problem here. You give yourself credit for "hitting on girls," but girls get hit on all the time. You have to ask them out if you want to have sex. You are moving forward as if mosy sex happens through hookups. If you are tall and good-looking, this is an option. If you are not, you would do better to form a relationship to find a partner.
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>>722641729
Well, you're in your 30s now. For you actually look pretty decent. And around 30 is the time that single women start to get desperate. I would say, if you're worried about being boring, start watching normie tv shows and what have you just so you have something to make small talk with. I'm sure you have at least some fun stories about yourself to tell.
If you're worried, try keeping the conversation centered around her and asking her a lot of questions. It makes her feel flattered and takes the heat off of you to be entertaining.
Try that for awhile and see if it works out.
If you're STILL having trouble, try shit like tinder for quick casual fucks. If all else fails, then either go gay or stop complaining.
These are your options, good luck.
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>>722642315

But you don't ask somebody out out of the blue. Usually, some conversation happens between hitting on a girl or talking to her the first time and asking her out. And this is where I fail. I have no problems chatting up a girl but nothing happens after that.
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>>722642361
>If you're STILL having trouble, try shit like tinder for quick casual fucks

Tried Tinder for half a year or so. Never got matches so I don't think my looks are above average.
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>>722642610
"It was nice talking to you. I'd like to continue this conversation. Can I have your number and would it be OK to call or text some time?"

Seriously, do you have KIK? I could try to coach you through this...but, just to be clear...I don't have any formal training.
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>>722642858
>"It was nice talking to you. I'd like to continue this conversation. Can I have your number and would it be OK to call or text some time?"

This kind of implies that there was some sign of interest from her. This includes at least some indication that she enjoyed the conversation or wants to keep it going. In my case, there were few situations where I talked to a girl and she didn't try to get away after five minutes.
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>>722626107
Fuck off
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>>722624414

>33 year old kissless virgin

http://www.thecoreofattraction.com/hopeless-kissless-virgin-for-life/
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>>722644152

tl,dr. Give me a summary.
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>>722644354

it's about dissolving limiting beliefs that keep men virgins

maybe you prefer something more "how to"
http://www.thecoreofattraction.com/how-to-get-a-girlfriend-tutorial/
but I guess not
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>>722628311
proof that looks aren't everything
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>>722644516

Ah, it's the old confidence. But if confidence would be the main factor, all those neckbeards who lack the basic degree of introspection required to not be confident in e.g. their social skills would drown in pussy. Yet they don't.

>>722644656

They aren't. Know lots of guys who look much worse than me and have gorgeous girlfriends because they are actually decent human and fun to be around.
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>>722644656
They count fir very little unless you are extremely attractive. So what?
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>>722643328
Then why didn't you give her a sign that you were interested? Why are you running away from girls who like you?
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>>722645313
>Why are you running away from girls who like you?

It's the other way around. Most girls run away from me. There were only a few which did not actively trying to get away. And yes, I asked them for their numbers and got a few but nothing else ever happened.
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>>722624414
why are you such a self-loathing dipshit?
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>>722630537
>hot girls show interest in me
>instead of trying to fuck them I just wonder what they see in me
>I treat them as I would a male friend so I don't come off as creepy
>they begin to think I'm not interested
>she fades away forever

Story of my life.
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>>722626107
I hope you choke on a cock
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>>722645572

33 years of experiencing my own fucking life.
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>>722645603
>>hot girls show interest in me

OP here. I am fucking envious.
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>>722645603
How? If a girl that's not your relative or a childhood friend actively pursues you, they usually want your dick.

The fact that they fizzle out and disappears only supports this.
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>>722646052
We're in the same boat dude. I'm also slightly above average looking, relatively /fit/ and /fa/, but my depression and social anxiety act like an anchor I have to drag around everywhere.
There's a voice always compelling me to quit and look down on myself.
Which made me a shut in, therefore a rare sight.
I guess chicks dig the loner type.
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>>722646277
>/fit/
>/fa/
>loner

You fucking imbecile. This is kryptonite for some women. How are you not pulling anything at all?
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>>722624414 Listen up, OP. Let me tell why I'm a champion, and you're not. I recognize that most problems in my life are caused not by unresolvable circumstance, but by self-sabotage cleverly disguised as excuses. You are a 33 year old kissless virgin because you choose to be one. You could choose to improve yourself, OP. You could choose to workout, you could choose to socialize more, you could choose to seek help for disorders, you could choose to educate yourself on fashion to be more attractive, you could choose to learn anything you need in order to not be a kissless virgin with a pathetic life.

But that requires work, doesn't it? And you don't want to work. You want to whine and pretend that you're the victim so that you don't have to work. Wake up, OP. You have a goddamned beautiful life to live, but you'll never get to experience it so long as you get in your own way. Now go out into the real world and start kicking ass like the champion you and I both know you can be.
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>>722624414
look, only really stupid people would feel better because of any aspect of your life. I don't care about how many loser points you have. I don't care wether or not you have put your penis in a vagina, I don't care if you live with your parents, your dog or alone, I don't care if you pay your food with your salary or if you dig it from the dumpster. We are all going to die and end up with dirt in our mouths, ceasing to exist for all eternity. Why the fuck would I give a shit about that?
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>>722646546

OP here. Same is true for, even though I am just athletic and not buffed (see >>722640445). Women don't give a shit.
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>>722646767
>I'm a champion
Nice TedTalk, buddy.
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>>722646767
>You could choose to workout, you could choose to socialize more, you could choose to seek help for disorders, you could choose to educate yourself on fashion to be more attractive, you could choose to learn anything you need in order to not be a kissless virgin with a pathetic life.

Except that I do or did all that. I dress well, I work out, I force myself to socialise, I had therapy for my depression. I am much happier with myself than before (which makes all these interventions worth them), but I changed fuckall when it comes to girls.
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>>722646914
>above average looking
>7" penis
>virgin
Why live OP? You could have been great.
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>>722628311
you look totally normal
but the censor bar concerns me
you aren't comfortable with putting yourself out there, work on that
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>>722647188
You can see the racism in his eyes
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Dude I'm a fucking ultramanlet and manage to fuck on a rather consistent basis.
>you're too short for me Anon
Nah, I think you're too tall for me
>I don't see myself dating a short guy
Who said I would date you?
>How does it feel down there
Pretty good considering you're wearing a skirt

When you are able to laugh at yourself, you take away the power of people who try to laugh at you.
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>722647067 No excuses!
Just because you have tried things that did not work doesn't mean that you're out of options. Having difficulty with women is something that is resolvable. Hell, I've had friends in the same boat as you, and they were able to eventually get women. Search deeper, OP. There are plenty of tips, tricks, techniques, etc. You just need to find them. I'm not busting your balls, so much as I'm trying to help you. Whether you think you can't or can, you're right. You can. I'm right. Go do it.
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>>722646947
If the only thing you could get out of my post is an unwarranted ad hominem, then you of all people probably needed my post the most. Unfortunate. You must have a lot of problems in your life to answer me like that. Step up.
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>>722647553
But people know what you're ddoing and will kill you anyway
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reading the same things again, but i know i'm hopeless
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>>722647821

OP here. My reply is here >>722647067

>>722647553
>When you are able to laugh at yourself, you take away the power of people who try to laugh at you.

I'm not known for having humour. Actually, I am not known for anything.
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>>722647821
I work out, have multiple hobbies, and in a ltr after growing tired of one night stands.
I'm not a champion, I'm your average human male.
Get off your high horse, Rambo.
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>>722624414
"No excuses." Its a hard phrase to hear, right? Nobody wants to realize that nearly all of their problems are their fault. It sucks b/c now you have a responsibility to fix them, and that's much harder to do than wallow in self-created pity. You do realize that this is good news, right? You built a prison in your mind, walked in, and threw away the key. You have the key. You can choose to walk out and be free. Instead of doing everything you can to justify staying there, step up and walk out, man. Be free.
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>>722637453
> the power they have over you
How beta can you get
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>>722647998
Manlet here. Just gave you a few examples. Find your flaws then flip them into humor.
>you have a big forehead
Haven't you heard I'm from Mars?
>you have a huge nose
Yeah, I got that from my mom's side. She's an elephant
>your teeth look horrible
Because I play hockey in my spare time
>you dress like a hobo
Yet you still noticed the way I dress

Classic role reversal. You can never win with women, you can only choose whether you'll humor them or get salty.
Work on it. I wasn't funny either until I had to be.
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>>722648170

Chuck, can you please reply to what I am saying to you.
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>>722645534
Most girls run away from most guys. Why aren't you pursuing the ones who don't run away?
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>>722648006
You do realize that I'm trying to help you, right? When I say I'm a champion, I'm not saying I'm a top 2% Rattata. I'm not saying I'm some world champion boxer, or some rich kid. I'm a guy like you. An average guy working on his problems. A guy who understands that his problems are self made, just as yours are. Any problem in your life that you whine about is one you can fix. Instead of getting upset at me for telling the truth to give you an excuse to continue to whine, consider fixing it in order to better your life.
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>>722648362
You got game for a midget.
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>>722648440

Who said I didn't? I asked for their number, sometimes I got it but it never went further than that.
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Don't do that
Who that hot nigga?
He gotta lotta food and money
He too good for the hood
All the other niggas watch him running the streets
All the ashy niggas rubbing lotion on his feet
They started sucking his dick the moment he bonered
The men in the block scared , he got em cornered
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>>722648435
In my original post, I said "Now go out into the real world and start kicking ass like the champion you and I both know you can be." If I truly looked down on you, would I acknowledge your inner champion? I have my problems, we all do! But I used to be a lot worse. Like, infinitely worse. UNTIL I realized what I'm telling you today, OP. My life quality has improved SIGNIFICANTLY because of this. My intention here, is to share with you this knowledge because I want you to be a happier person. I'm not trying to frown upon you, I'm trying to help you live a happier life because I genuinely want you to live a happier life. But at the end of the day, only you can choose. I'm not your enemy, OP. I haven't been from the beginning, champ. Really think about it tonight. Rid yourself of the delusion of being the victim of a solvable circumstance. You'll be glad you did, b/c I know I was. Peace out, OP. Much love.
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>>722648814
>he gotta a lot of food
Kek, that's a plus in Kenya, maybe
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OP maybe you have autism or assburguers. I'm a kv too but I know that is because I'm fat, bald and ugly as fuck. I look like your average degenerate, but you actually have good looks and a nice body. You should be slaying pussy left and right.
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>>722649209

Thanks Chuck. But literally the first thing I replied to you was that I implemented all your advice (work out, dress fashionable, go to a shrink, be more social) years ago. And while that has significantly improved my quality of life, it didn't change my standing with women. So unless you have something else up your sleeve, all I can say is "been there, done that".
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>>722648807
If it doesn't go any further, then this tells me you are not doing a good job of finding girls who are genuinely interested in you, or you are too shy to ask for what you want. Which is it?
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I have an abrasive personality which resulted in everyone whoo I've cared about abandoning me.
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>>722649717

Probably the former. Shyness was never my issue (though awkwardness might be).
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>>722648435
6 years ago, I used to weigh 300 pounds. I was suicidal, did drugs, socially awkward, beta, and had a talent for singing but had too much stage fright to show it. Since then I've lost over 100 pounds, gotten in the best shape of my life, went to therapy, started doing singing gigs and singing online, learned social skills and became the life of the party, started getting out more, got a good job, and got in a LTR. I have plenty of problems left but hell, if I never did anything to fix the ones I used to have, I'd probably be dead by now. Choose to be happy, OP. Love you.
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>>722649988
TL;DR
>pic related
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>>722649988
Uli that u?
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>>722649679
Its not up to me to find the answer to your problems, OP. With every problem I've ever had, I've searched hard for the answer b/c I wanted the answer badly enough b/c I was going insane without it. Keep looking, don't give up. Think about all of the wonderful successes you've garnered from your past accomplishments. You've done it before, you can do it again, you know? The internet is an infinite well of knowledge, proactively search it, even if it takes hours. Even if you have to keep approaching the problem from different angles. I believe in you.
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>>722650254
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>>722649916
OK, so you have unrealistic expectations. Join the club. What are your standards? Can you share a pic or two of someone who looks like the kind of person you would like to date?
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>>722627319
asexuality's a meme
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Dag nabbit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29VcmGP9mBk
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>>722651314

Where can I find pictures of average women? I was quickly screening /b/ and each woman posted there was out of my league.
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C'mon fuckers.
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>>722652000
Try googling "average looking woman."
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>>722654376

Maybe something like this.

http://www.faceresearch.org/demos/images/average/a037.jpg
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Why you haven't kill yourself?
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>>722655364
So you would date someone who looked like this?
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>>722656852

Yes. This is about my league.
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>>722657480
Now let's see if you can put it all together, OP...because your willingness to have or not to have sex with a girl is not going to affect your chances in the slightest. There is only one thing that matters here...what is it?
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>>722626107
Lel
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>>722658339

I have no fucking idea.
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>>722624414

You are either ugly as fuck or care way too much about sex, which is honestly nothing special.And if you are ugly as fuck, you need need to stop caring about it right now.
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>>722626107
that girls hot as fuck

fuck you tho
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>>722626107
Kek
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>>722659784

Dude, I posted fucking pictures

>>722628311
>>722640445

Make your own assessment of my ugliness
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>>722660090

Then you care too much about sex.

Do you even have a hobby? Something physical you are actually good at? You ever considered hitting the gym?
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>>722660563
>Do you even have a hobby? Something physical you are actually good at? You ever considered hitting the gym?

see >>722637159

I've been hitting the gym for years, guess you don't see that.
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>>722660712

I can't even tell. If you were wearing clothes you'd literally never know. Some random chick isn't gonna know.

So alright, you've got some hobbies and physical skills, and you're at least a 5-6 in attractiveness.

At this point it becomes a personality issue. Either there's something wrong with your voice, the way you talk, the way you carry conversation, or the way you think of yourself.
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>>722661259
>I can't even tell. If you were wearing clothes you'd literally never know. Some random chick isn't gonna know.

Well, shit.

>So alright, you've got some hobbies and physical skills, and you're at least a 5-6 in attractiveness.

That's about correct.

>At this point it becomes a personality issue. Either there's something wrong with your voice, the way you talk, the way you carry conversation, or the way you think of yourself.

Probably all of that.
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>>722659584
Well, that explains a lot, actually. It's whether a girl is willing to have sex with you. That's 99% of the equation. The girl you linked to might be open to sex with you or might not. It depends on her needs and her options. I hate to tell you this, but women are--on average--far less sex-motivated as men. So their needs are completely different. More bad news: most women don't have a hard time finding someone to fuck them.

OP, why did you create this thread?
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>>722661599

Well then you need to find some self worth aka confidence. When you talk to girls treat them like just another person, like a guy, just completely forget about any potential for sex and own who you are. Don't worry about looking dumb or getting brownie points, in fact worry about nothing. Women can smell discomfort and desperation from miles away.

Maybe this is a shit way of explaining it, but this worked for me. I always cared way too much about what other people think and just about women in general and as soon as I stopped bam. Opportunities everywhere.
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>>722662064

Duh. That's the whole problem.

>>722662075

I'm also a retard when I talk to guys.
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>>722626107
people like you are such fags
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>>722662442

You just have zero self worth then.

Only you can create value in yourself. If you rely on ANYTHING else you will fail.

Having an internet pity party isn't gonna help you.

I have no more advice to give you.
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>>722662998
>You just have zero self worth then.

Self worth needs to be earned. I didn't earn anything yet
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>>722662442
Well, great news, then: the problem is easy to solve. Pursue relationships with women who *will* sleep with you, 100% guaranteed. There is such a thing, and they are not hard to find.
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>>722663728

You mean hookers?
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>>722630529
Awwww anon ... i'm the same but 20 , wish i could hug you right now
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Do you like YTP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVOR34IZ4Es&feature=youtu.be
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>>722663940
No...I mean someone who wants to buy what you're selling. If you aren't have any luck with girls at parties, then you are barking up the wrong tree. Guess what, you great big fucking nerd? There are girls out there who don't get asked out. Why don't you find one?
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>>722664556

Where do I find them? Did the library and café thing too.
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