>Get baked
>Super baked
>Get caught on the streets not doing a thing apart from walking blazed
>Harsh punishments for bus because it's 'drugs'
>Jail for 10 years minimum because if you have just 3 marijuanas...
>Deathpenalty.gif
>Luckily I only consumed a single ghanja
>Spend 10 years in prison, every day not showing any emotion but happiness
>Still get raped, beaten, and harassed by the guards which would also lead to rape and violence
>Maintain complete solitude and happiness
>10 years later
>Released, but a fucking convict for enjoying life
>No money
>No job prospects
>No home
>Find greatest lawyer in The US
>He won't accept because you have no money and are a cunt
>Just explain that he will get 70% of the compensation (over 500mil)
>Agreed hesitantly
>Make lawyer get all footage of every camera for the past 10 years while I was in prison
>Go through all of it
>Every
>Fucking
>Camera
>No signs of retaliation
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>Not saying a word
>Not a pin drop
>Nothing
>If the guards treat someone who doesn't say a thing and has no malice, how do they treat the other inmates who carry opposite traits?"
>Prison has no defence
>No valid reason for the way you've been treated
>No defence
>Forced to pay a minimum of $1bil to myself online for ptsd and depression treatment i.e. Marijuana
>Since the day you were convicted and sent to prison
>Marijuana prices have skyrocketed due to a worldwide cull of the drug and any supplier
>Purely medicinal
>$899.95 per gram
>Part compensation
>You get however much you want
>For free
>Also rolling in at least $300mil (70% to lawyer)
>be me
>bebiggestpothead
>knowntoman
>amrich
>amalwaysstoned
>freeman
>>722623382
0/10
>>722623382
Cool story man. I fucked a goat once.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dignitas_(Swiss_non-profit_organisation)
>>722623564
Who didn't fuck that goat? She was a slut, and we all knew it!
>>722623847
*beep* *beep* *beep* Zozzle *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...
>>722623382
This is an inmate with opposite traits. The guards actually treated me with respect, because I wasn't a bitch nigger.