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Wig outs you can't really explain
>be me
>just before
>drunk and stoned in bed
>lurking on research to do with a website hosting a really weird video
>website taken over by anonymous
>"hacked!" and a set of coordinates
>type cootdinates into google
>in an area off the road
>freak out that these sick fucks are at that exact spot on a computer, waiting for people to google the coordinates so they can signal to my phone to explode and kill me
>freak out harder that "i know too much"
>throw phone across the room before it explodes
>Took 5 minutes to calm down
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>>722620845
pussy
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>>722620845
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
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