I am stronger, taller, and more sexually attractive than you.

>>722616703
kind of sad that all you have to offer this world is combat

>>722616703
>there he was
>he was huge, i'm just some scrawny nerd
>he lines up 10 feet away opposite me, loosening up before he beats my face into the dirt
>his chad "bros" look on in anticipation on what he's about to do to me
>then I pull out a gun and shoot him in the chest
>they all start to back away as I wave the pistol in their direction
>it was a good day

I won.

Tell you I have AIDS. That probably wouldn't work though, most of you gays already have AIDS.

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>>722616703
timestamp or fuck off

>>722616703
i can kill you whit a knife

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>>722616703
Bice pussey

>>722616703
You ever see home alone?

>>722616858
>Implying your blade wouldn't just snap on my chiselled body

>>722616811
Kekstein

You sir!
Are a fag, stay gay fagboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQjwdIM8WE8

>>722616703
I'm bigger, stronger, tougher, taller, and more successful than you in every sense of each word. Come at me mate I'll fookin wreck ya, swear on me mum.

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>>722616703
>Lie you down
>Set up a Hotwheels playset on that colossal forehead of yours
>have fun

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>>722616703
Fancy a good old fashioned sword fight?;)

Whether you're a Chad or a Beta cuck, we all ended up here.

>>722616703
None of this means you know how to fight worth a damn.
Triple elbow strike to the jaw, left elbow to the solar plexus, legbreaker kick, face punt.

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You will try

>>722616703
Kick you in the balls then outrun your faggot overweight ass

>>722616911
I genuinely wish this was something people believed. It would be hilarious to see their reactions as they fall to the ground and bleed out.

>>722617229
Dude's on steroids, no balls to kick.

Mike o hearn

>>722616703
If you don't take advantage of reach like most idiots, solid stomp a few inches above your ankle on the inside of leg. Otherwise close distance and go for usual soft areas, joints, pressure points etc. What does attractiveness have to do with a fight?

>>722616703
i break rocks for a living and i haul 80-100kg bags around, i also weight 105kg, i could easily kill you with my bare hands.

>>722616703
I have yet to meet a man that could outfight a bullet.

>>722616703
go to the military and die already you meathead

There ain't gona be no fuckin fight, give me the pussy or I'll stab you in the fuckin neck

>>722616811
>>722617586
winrar, also check'd

>>722616703
i am the destroyer of worlds i can anhilate you just by staring at you weak fagot, also who the fuck wears a white underwear is gay as fuck

>>722616703
>Tell me how you could beat me in a fight.
.357
You aren't worth my effort

>>722617442
Mister natural? OK, I'll just throw my poop at him and run.

>>722617560
I think you mean bear hands

>>722616703
9mm Beretta ?

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>>722616703
You couldn't beat this leather master, fuckboi

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>>722617951
FUCK...