So my husband bought me my first tail. I was reluctant at first,

>>722613831
tits or gtfo

>>722613886
Newfag, this isn't the situation where that's warranted.

>>722613831
I dont think a fetish is ever worth having to register as a sex offender.

Not saying you would, but why risk it? If you have to ask, chances are you shouldn't do it

>>722613831
Look up your state exhibitionism laws, the butt plug alone is more discreet and personally I think ass is nasty so kinda.

>>722613970
Yeah, naw, it is. Fuck off you moron.

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Wait... what? Who's a fag? I'm a girl true story.

:( what does tits or gtfo mean?

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>exhibitionist
>won't post tits and timestamp
DON'T BELIEVE OP'S LIES

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How do I do it???!

>>722616451
Timestamp.

>>722613831
keep the tail, people might take you for a furry freak but that's better than a sex offender

>>722616451
not even close.
Both tits, full view, and a TIME STAMP.

Don't get me wrong, so far so good.

I'm new to this. How do I do a timestamp? U guys are something.

>>722616780
you just write the date (or your opening post's number) on a piece of paper that can be seen in the picture

>>722615551
I have that same plug, I love wearing it out.

I'll do it... but my tits are small. my nipples are weird.. lol. Whatever..how do I timestamp

722616870
Thank you!! Doing that now.

>>722616895
>>722616870

Write the date on a piece of paper.
16/02/2017 Also, write the time with tits in full view.

>>722616954
Also, when replying to someone, if you're on a computer click the post number and it will automatically address them, not sure how to do it on mobile though.

Also, how did you come about 4chan and why did you decide to post here on /b/?

>>722613970
This is standard protocol
Girl on /b/
>Tits or GTFO
>Time stamp
>state your business
Go be a faggot white knight somewhere else.

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What now fuckers. Do I need to spin three times hop on one foot and say beetlejuice 3x

>>722617335
No now you have to wear that tail and post it

>>722617335
Yeah that'll work

I want a motherfuckin apology.

>>722617335
I'd like to see more of them

>>722613970
Are fucking kidding me. No no way it coulda been a dude

>>722617335
Sharpie in the pooper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQjwdIM8WE8

De-live-ard

>>722613831
Go to bed, Milo.

Hands off our young men's asses!

>>722617462
She doesn't know what that is dumbfuck.

>>722617335
What do you want?
Why are you on 4chan?

You must post pics of tail in yeer bum.

>>722617574
do it

>>722617287
Thank you. I get bored without my man home. I was reading about something ... montauk project... some how I ended up here but on a different area. I was telling my teenage son about some stuff I read cause he watches this show called stranger things. When I said 4Chan... he looked at me and said "what are u doing in 4Chan?" And confused I asked why? He said whatever u do don't go to b

>>722617335
under a skirt the tail might be too much of a givaway, but a normal plug could probably pass.
i'd just smirk because that's hot, but people get offended at anything these days anyway... that being said i doubt the kind of goody-too-shoes who'd try to get you in trouble knows what a buttplug looks like

>>722617694
I was just listening to some of max spiers talking about the montauk project and Philadelphia project. Small world.

>>722617292
Standard protocol... is it mostly dudes here?

>>722617694
Your son knows about 4chan. You best hope he isn't on it right now.
How old are you?

>>722617836
yeah, an old joke/saying says that there are no girls on the internet, so when one attracts attention to herself, we ask for proofs (tits&timestamp)

post more of those sad titties

>>722617782
What is/are Max spiers... and never hear if Philadelphia project
And how do I make 'it' (lol) give me the same # for every post. possible?

>>722617335
Nice one there lady

>>722617863
I just realized the same thing. OMG. My son. This shit delete right?? Stop responding. Ahhhh.

>>722617694
>He said whatever u do don't go to b
You'd better stick to that.
And I guess your son is lost already if he's around here kek.

>>722617694
Your son might be on this thread. Asking for you to show the tits :)

>>722618147
and fapping to it.

>>722617961
Meanie poopooface. It's all good tho. I know.

>>722617335
How would you feel if your son saw this thread and masturbated to your tits?

>>722618063
Check his room now. Press ctrl+H to check his history. Quick.

Regardless, nice tits. My dick was hard from the start.

>>722618000

Nice trips. Look up who he was. He was a renowned conspiracy theorist and recently was found dead after vomiting black fluid hours after a speech he gave over in Poland I believe. He was onto the whole pizza gate thing and some very odd government coverups. He had a ton of YouTube videos if you just search max spiers

>>722618193
cheer up. they will still get you some attention here if you post more.

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Allow me to introduce you to Ted the Head. He is a sculpture modeled after my own head, and was one of my most challenging builds. I originally intended the head to be all yellow, but I ran out of yellow bricks. So I decided to make hair from black bricks! But then I ran out of those. Then I tried to make a hat with blue bricks, but ran out after the shade on the hat was made. After that I finally finished the hat with white bricks, and I also added a nice T decal on it. Hence the name, Ted the Head. His chin was a lot of trouble also. How do I make it the right size, but make it look like an actual human chin? It took me about two days to finish this model. A lot of people may think that is very short, but I did work long hours in order to get it done.

>>722618227
I can hear him snoring. But I'll find a reason to ground him and take away his phone. IDK.... fuck. I gtg I think.

>>722613831
Mom wtf are you doing here , I said to not to go on /b/. Well now when you're here show me the tail in your ass

>>722617335
>>722618063
If you come back post more pics of your tits or with the plug in your ass. Don't forget the timestamp.

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>>722613831
Op, Spread your ass for us.
You cant have a tail thread without showing us your asshole. C'mon.

>>722618328
Check his room just in case. What time is it where you are?

>>722618228
Shenanigans!! Of the government variety...

That thread, literally lmao

>>722618362
with the tail in preferably

>>722613831
Offended? No. In fact, If you were careless enough to let me see a butt plug in you in public I would rightly assume you WANTED me to see. I would absolutely come up to you, grip your rear, and toy with the handle of the plug. You'd get a sharp, hard spank if you didn't say thank you sir and I'd be on my way.

I am dead serious and I'm pleased with you, little slut, because I know you'll be thinking about this scenario next time you're spending a little alone time with yourself.

>>722618332
Sicko. That's not even funny.

>>722618328
hey you're the pervert who likes having her ass filled, don't be a buzzkill

>>722613831
If you're a sexy girl you can do whatever you want, everyone will look at you in delight.
If you're a hambeast, please don't do it.

>>722618494
It is

>>722618494
You must be new here.

>>722618494
It's actually pretty hilarious, besides, come on, you want people to look at you.

>>722618328
Are you coming back?
If you are come back with a timestamp.

>>722618494
Post your face with timestamp.

>>722618506
LMAO. Yea. Ur right. I was just really horny... my husband's been gone 7 months now. And I haven't had any dick. :( I miss his... I mean him. Lol

>>722617957
>an old joke/saying says that there are no girls on the internet
>old joke/saying
i'm a girl btw

>>722618678
Post tits. Timestamp included.

>>722618678
Tits or a fat fag

Keep posting we got a milf in here

>>722617335
any other tattoos got pics of?

>>722618328
this thread will repeat often, i'll make sure it happens, then your son will find it.
we'll help you to get into a new thing: incest.
Congratz mommy

>>722617335
Not bad. How old are you?

>>722618678
tits or gtfo

>>722618678
Tits or gtfo

>>722617335
Post more sad titties

>>722618768
Damn it. I cropped it too then attached the wring pic like a idiot.

>>722617335
It would help, yes.

Also, I have one of those sexy tails for my gf (I know that seems like it's 80% likely to be bs on here, but it's not and idc). We rarely use it any more cos long term relationships/busy lives/dwindling sex life. Does he make you role play as his little slutty pet?

>>722618778
kek ty anon spread the love

>>722618850
What dose the tattoo says

>>722618676
well, i respect you for not cheating on him
hang around here if you want to find some odd porn
just remember to stay just an anon in the mass unless you want to share something good (stories, fetishes, pictures...)

>>722618678
Tits or gtfo... I had to.

>>722613970
This it's the definition of where this situation is warrrented, she knows the fucking answer unless she mentally handicapped, this screams attention whore

>>722618724
>>722618749
>>722618805
>>722618816
jk, dude here, that proofs no girls on net

>>722617335
>>722618850

Post pic with each post.
Put a pic with the plug in your ass bending over.

>>722618658
I don't think she will. Her kid probably comes her. How awkward would it be if he jerks off to her?

>>722618290
Thanks for sharing, bro

I think she was scared off guys.

>>722619009
I m her son and I m already fapping to her , I recognise the tattoo

>>722618958
> I had to.
i'm a dude, just making fun of you newfags thinking there are girls on internet. Girls are where they're supposed to be: cleaning house, cooking, getting pretty nails and hair....internet is no place for girls, unless they're ugly shit sheep

You fucking bend down showing your full ass at the grocery store? You really are a whore

>>722619009
better thought is that the son's friends are the ones that got him into /b/, they notice tattoo and well you know how the story goes.

Hey op can you post a pic of your tits every time you post?

>>722619115
i'm her son too, fapping atm also

>>722619009
Chances are he doesn't. He comes to /b/ though, so he might like incest.

>>722618678
Post tits.

>>722617335
Where you at OP?

>>722618494
It's a little funny.

Ok OP left already we can let this thread die

>>722618494
Kinda is

>>722613831
im not sure im a good person to give this advice as i live in a city where you cant swing a dead cat without hitting some kinda fag but im sure noone cares if you have something up your butt in public as long as they cant particularly see where said object enters the alleged anus.

if, however, you want people to see a peek, i suggest a male dominated area as the people most likely to get offended by seeing this are gonna be female whereas men are more likely to get erect than offended.

>>722618778
Like he will even recognize her?

>>722619326
tattoo on her arm, ez pez

>>722619326
tattoo is a giveaway

>>722619291
No, this is now a get thread
Check em

Here. Phone died. Can one of you boys help me get off already though. I just destroyed my public reputation.might as well get something out of it. What do u say?

>>722619291
no, her son has to find out about this thread, maybe he didnt want her to come here because he posts his pics in trap threads

>>722619291
Yeah, I think shes gone.

I suggested her son might be here. Oh well, there's always more pussy.

>>722619462
If it is you, post a timestamp with each post, people are posing as OP.

>>722619462
well helped you recognize tattoo error, might as well post any other tats you have and give us a look at plug in use

>>722619462
Prove that it is op

>>722619462

Show that plug

OP left?

>>722619487
He's too busy fapping to traps. OP, find out if your son faps to feminine penises

>>722619525
Haha... I don't give a shit anymore. I'm a horny slut. So ? U can't slut shame.I like sex. Is that wrong? And of course I really wouldn't do this. Not where I live Atleast. Lol. Yes I needed a attn...told u Mans gone Im bored n horny. Fuck it. If it gets bad enough I off myself before my husband does. No biggie.

>>722619587
Not again. I'll forever be known as the 4chan timestamptramp

>>722619971
post more pics of yourself, i am starting to think you're not OP.

>>722619971
Pretty sure this is not OP.

why do girls always call it "playing"? So annoying. You're getting fucked, that's it

Gonna let the thread die. I'm out.

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Sad tities

>>722620605
Timestamp.

>>722619971
then give us some tits and plug that ass. write slut on tits with sharpie.

>>722620605
we want happy pussy :D

>>722620605
Is that you op?

https://www.instagram.com/memeoriiez/

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>>722620692

>>722620605
>>722620692
>this ^

>>722620822
spread the lips and have your tail on show us why you bought it!

>>722613831
Seriously whore, hang yourself

>>722620934
Lol. Why so angry

>>722620822
Show us the tail in your ass

>>722620934
Why bitch? Y so hateful? What's up ur ass? Haha get it?! Lol. I crack myself up.

TAIL IN ASS

>>722620934
oh no it's the son

>>722620822
would bang/10

>>722621010
But then can I get some play too or what? I wanna see too. Why does fap mean what it means here?

>>722620822
Is this op?

>>722620822
oh thank you kind mommy! :D

>>722620732
Yes. It is I

>>722621217
Ask and you'll be rewarded.
Also yeah, tail in ass, time to see if it fits.

>>722621270
weren't you scared your son could find about this thread? (even in the future)

>>722621322
no fucks given she is horny and needs the d

>>722621284
I can't type bang myself and take pics all at the same time. Lol.

Wow op, you are a mom...of a teenager? You still look fine. Can we get a full frontal shot?

>>722621217
Yes you'll get to play
Fap means mastrubation

>>722621270
Hey OP. Can you post a timestamp with the pictures?
How old is your son? How old are you?

>>722620822
lol she's hiding arms cuz of tattoos now....how cute

>>722621363
You just need to keep it in OP.

>>722621346
Please.I NEED MY man home now! I'll give a shit though right after I cum, and snap back to mY senses

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>>722613831
I got my wife a tail about a year ago. Now she has full kitten gear. Works well for keeping bdsm cute.
As for a tail in public. She had a keychain tail and from time to time someone will see it and say. "I know what that is" it gets her wet every time.
As for the plug in public. Go for it.

>>722621402
33, 14

>>722621463
sounds like he can't fuck you right anyways if you're on here looking for excitement

>>722613831
>If I get caught would I have to register as a sex offender?
not if you're female. Scream that you're sexually liberated if that happens, call your nearest university's women's studies department, and you'll be good to go.

>>722621484
>keeping bdsm cute
awww :3 it surely sounds cute, would bang both of you :33

>>722621512
How is your son 33, if you're only 14?

>>722621512
Oh, that's fine then, he probably won't be on 4chan then.

Are you gonna post your face, your body looks beautiful.

Local laws may be different in your region, but here their are some people who do that, and we don't have issues with them.

>>722621583
this anon is retarded, i know he knows but still retarded

>>722621512
I'm 33 too and would love to meet a kinky woman like you.

>>722621548
He's not here u Moron.. 7 months... go hom and go sleep. Ur too stupid to play with us.

>>722621512
and don't worry if your son finds out, look into how adult industry workers explain their work to kids and you'll be fine

>>722621583
Ugh... I'm getting grouchy. Gtg guys. Nite!!

tbh I'd throat punch you

>>722621660
fuck you

>>722621746
noooo mummy, don't leave us!!! D:

More pics OP!
Show us your tail!

>>722621751----not me (OP)

>>722621686
didn't know he was away for extended time... wear the tail ffs!

COME BACK OP!!!

>>722621512
Post a full frontal pic OP?

>>722620822
Give us pussy please!!!!

>>722617487
That's a pretty easy thing to figure out unless she doesn't know what w sharpie is.

Don't go op!!! Hope shes still there looking.

>>722621814
U guys aren't evenhelping me tho. Talk dirty to me or show me something. My tight wet little pussycatjust wants some attn

>>722622008
I'd suck those nips if I could they look delicious

>>722622008
Well then what about i hold you by your hair while fucking you senseless...Wouldnt it be great to feel your tail softly rubbing your ass as i go back and forth in your drenched little pussy...?
Moan for us honey....

>>722621993
What is 'w sharpie'?

>>722615773
it's a standard thing guys say to girls on 4chan. it ensures that the best and most reliable response comes forward after tits have been presented with an according time stamp. It also encourages those who do not share tits to "gtfo." you're in a nasty worldwide boys club and should expect nothing less

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>>722622008
do this pose op
my cock is hungry ;)

>>722622149
Ah yes, auto correct. It was supposed to be " a sharpie."

>>722622008
Omg if you where my wife i'll punish you so hard for this little kinky adventure of you in 4chan, i'll grabe you from your fucking ponytail and stick 3 finger plus that silly pony tail through your ass and my hard dick with a vibe ring through your wet whory pussy, fucking slap you till your ass get red as hell!! You dirty bitch, fucking sluth, did you like it hard? Sure you love pain... you're like a white wall ready to paint... you just need someone with imagination to create that piece of art called hardcore.. the things i'll do to you...

>>722613970
Jesus, fucking lurk.

>>722616451
I think your tit has jaundice.

>>722622278
>Reads post
>Gets cancer

>>722622278
The only thing you can do is fuck your pocket pussy

>>722622008
what if we all gang banged your pussy and sang a happy song while drinking?

>>722622353
I luv u 4 champ!!

>>722622226
Yummy... what's it hungry for. Something warm tender and juicy to slide in to? The wetter I get the more pics I post

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>>722622278
Well that was painful to read, thanks.

>>722617961
virgin

>>722622278
>sexy talk needs some brushing up but... let's give it a whirl!
come on man are you my Dad?

>>722618328
ur gonna ground him for ur fuck up? what a bad mom. own it moron

>>722622008
I would love to tease your tight wet pussy with the tip of my cock over your clit doggy style as your butt plus softly brushed against me, your fingers stroking my cock and getting wet as your juices mixed with my precum and grinded my tip into your clit. The feelings on my tip as your clit hardens while your pussy coats my shaft with every thrust making my cock twitch, begging to slide inside that pussy while your hands tease and make sure it stays on your clit as your hips grind away

>>722622278
Boner buster..

>>722617335
Do you spit or swallow ?

>>722622491
>Sex is like puting up a piece of Ikea furniture

>>722622491
Fifthy shades of shame

>>722622278
I'm sorry>
722622316
Lol. Asian. Wait how yellow. Liv problems yellow or just Asian yellow

>>722622406
You like the idea of cheating on your husband don't you? Do you ever think of how good it would feel to whore yourself out to any random guy you meet? Pullin on your new tail while he knocks you up. Would you even tell your husband about it if you got pregnant?

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>>722622008
Petplay is fun.

>>722622491
Yes!!

>>722622467
Joke dumb angry heifer. Ur fuckin up my shit. Shoo

>>722622008
>>722622491
Reaching around as i gently grasp your throat fro behind, bringing your lips to mine as your moist fingers travel to my balls, massaging them and coating them in your sweet juices. Hearing gentle purring as our tongues dance, the tense feelings in my cock as it aches for your tight hole, edging closer with each stroke as my hands slide to your plump ass, spreading them apart as i watch my cock dissapear with each stroke. Letting your fingers explore the base of my shaft as you tease my head, just gliding over your opening, apllying pressure but just enough for it to slide pass as it "almost" slips in at each stroke of your pussy over my shaft

>>722622767
>inb4 everyone walks the dinosaur

>>722622593
No. I would never actually cheat on him. I love him. I ducked up by sending u guys pics. That's for my husband to enjoy only.if I couldn't stay true I wouldn't have married him. Um going for real now. Any post after this ain't me. Thanks for reminding me how much I love that man. Bye guys.

>>722621780
you bitch nigga.............................

>>722622634
Liz_103

>>722622593
have you EVER been laid???? you massive twat

>>722622869
so guessing you fapped and senses are back

>>722622008
>>722622491
>>722622767
Feeling the ache as my cock yearns for the warmth of your tight pussy, the feeling of my tip while your fingers tease and play against the opening of your pussy, stopping your grinding as you grip my shaft and grind my cock almost painfully and pleasurable into your clit before bringing it back to wet the tip by sliding just the first inch inside you, teasing as you push off as i eagerly try to slide inside you, before moving back to your pussy, your furry butt plug teasing my balls with its soft feeling on my skin while you tease my tip with your labia once more. The feeling of your warmth and moistness is so enticing i almost cannot control my actions, i spread your cheeks once more as i play with your plug, teasing that tight butt while your fingers work my shaft, those soft wet fingers feeling like heaven on my quivering member

>>722622869
never showed us tail in use

>>722622491
>>722622767
>>722623112
Well that bitch is gone, so imma go find something worthy to get off on instead of some attentionwhore that teases with OC

>>722620822
Woah hey, now that's hot

OP's gone my dudes.

>>722622593
Err... You fucking idiot?

>>722613831
If just the tail was peaking out, I would rhink you were either quirky or weird, depending on your age. Take care not to expose any private areas, and you should be good. You may actually want to consult a lawyer in your jurisdiction, because I don't know what the laws say where you live.