ask a guy who is going to golf miniature dildos into a parking

Why

film it

>>722612528
because i think it will be hilarious?

>>722612550
i already have go pro ready

>>722612478
why do you have 300 glowing dildos?

>>722612478
Dildos with timestamp

Dis sounds good

>>722612623
my girlfriend works at the local sex shop they were part of a prop for a transgender/gay bar
it just opened the other week, we were both helping clean up and for some reason i took them
because they were getting thrown out

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>mfw OP accidentally smacks a kid in the face with a dildo and goes to jail for criminal sexual assault on a minor and has to register as a sex offender.

>>722612732
they are actually already on the roof

>>722612800
its 3 am sun

This sounds great. Where ? I wanna watch

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>>722612478
Prove that you have 300!
I CALL SHENANIGANS!

>>722612865
Then what's the fucking point if the mall is closed? The only thing funny about it would be people's reactions to flying cocks. Throwing them into an empty parking lot so the guards have to clean them up before the mall opens... Are you 12?

how tf did you think of that

>>722612977
there is no guards, in m9orning, hundreds ofdillydos everywhere

>>722613023
im a sad human being who has set up the ultimate prank, i will make news.. i will be FAMOUS

How small? Post pic

There's a guy near my place with a sign out front of his house says

SKID
TOWING

I'd love to go around there and put a MARK to the right of the SKID, but they are all red neck meat head mother fucker's and if they caught me, would kill me.
I'm your average over weight reclouseive gamer looser type.

>>722613154
u can call me....


el dildo bandit

>>722612580
It will be

News where op?

>>722613084
Every mall has guards. At the very least they'll make the custodial staff clean it up. You really think the owners of the mall are gonna show up two hours before it opens, see a hundred disposal and say "fuck it, let the kids see that."? You're a fucking idiot. You have a potentially great prank and instead you're wasting it on an empty parking lot and two spick janitors.

>>722612977
Don't listen to this jabroni. The concept is jovial. Even if no one sees this, someone will appreciate it.

>>722612747
Why can't trans/fags celebrate themselves without being hyper-sexual?

>>722613346
I am that someone.

Got nothing to say, just wanted somebody to read this

>>722612478
i have no questions... but that sounds fun.

>>722613600
this is h9ow b9ored i am, i make up shitty threads like this t9o c9onvince ann9ons9of n9othing, b9oring shittty fuckng pr9ointless thread fuck it gggggwp im gayim kaing shit ty ass threads im fuckin g stupid wewewe9oee9o9oe9o9o9o

>>722613346
We'll hope that op's video comes out well.
How fucking great would it be to have high speed camera on parking lot when those dildos bounce there. I´m assuming that they are jellyish type

>>722612478
ah yes...but hows your golf swing?