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Hey, /b/.
I'm gonna kill myself because my stomach won't stop gurgling, 24/7. It's really been starting to bother me lately. I've been hearing it at work, especially during quiet meetings, which is really awkward. I also can't burp, but the air will come up my throat, but it can't come out the back of my mouth, and that makes a louder gurgling sound.
How should I kill myself?
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>>722608277
Just stop eating fucking 10 boxes of totinos pizza rolls everyday and it'll pass you fuckin moron
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>>722608277
>>722608400
>he fell for the chicken tendies meme
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>>722608400
I don't really like pizza rolls, actually. I don't know the last time I had them.
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Sounds like you have an apendix issue. Go see a dr and tell them about your bad thoughts.
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Dont do it man. Think about your parents
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>>722608642
They never thought about me when I was growing up, and why I couldn't burp.
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Hey
Hey buddy
HEEEY
Dude.
Pickle juice and sprite
Go get some. If that fails then sure. But I mean. Think about the last time you got let down about something.
Everyone who knew you will feel that way if you puss out on life over a gurgling stomach.
Which ps, is a issue with the ph levels in ya gut saying they are off track and producing too much gass.
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>>722610465
Fuck pickle juice. I hate pickles.
And I only drink Sprite when I'm sick.
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>>722610568
>hey /b/ I wanna kill myself cuz of tummy ache, tips on how to do it?
Anon: 'before u do it try some pickle juice and sprite
>nah fuck that pickle juice is gross
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>>722610568
so rather kill yourself than drink some juice , kek
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>>722610777
Trips can't lie
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