/nzg/ - The New Zealand General
Why are IDs even gone?
Another day, another dead thread.
How's Christchurch doing?
They're all dead.
hurrr durrrr nudes durrrrrr ids hurppp durrrp suck my dick
We're all skeletons on the inside.
>>722604054
im so fucking bored jesus fuck why is nz such a shit hole literally no shops are open and its only 9:30
>>722606764
you know what's even more fucked.
there are bullshit all places that deliver food to your house.
I don't want to fuck around with 3rd party services such as foodninja.
Fucking cunts need to sort their shit out.
>>722606764
What backwards ass part of NZ do you live in which doesn't have at least one 24h shop?
I still use that foodninja shit, cos im a fat cunt
>>722606841
i feel ya nigga, like why is it only pizza places deliver, im sick of fucking pizza, i'd even take that diarrhea indian shit at this point
>>722606884
nigga im not talking about some indian 24/7 4square or mc dingles, i want
1) coffee
2) alcohol
3) cute school girls
>>722607154
>coffee
Four Square and McDingles both have it, although granted, it's not very good
>alcohol
I thought places can't sell after 11pm anyway?
>cute school girls
Hmm...
>>722607343
see if we were in a 1st world country every shop in town would have these 3 things at just 30 cents a piece, fuck
'Sup Kiwifags
I'm moving to your country soon. Don't worry, I'm white and English is my first language. I need to leave my country though, it's getting all full of Muslims and Chinks. Which is better, Palmerston North or Christchurch?
>>722607154
is it too late to enter Trumps america?
>>722607610
y not both.
>>722607610
>Chinks
They're here too
>Christchurch
...
>>722607610
Palmy North is a shithole but at least it isn't experiencing natural disasters all year round
>>722607943
when you put it like that, the gods really hate christchurch
>>722607610
Christchurch is fucking boring but theres plenty of work. You can use it to explore the south island on the weekend
>>722605096
The massive amount of smoke has stopped today so thats a bonus.
>>722608154
I don't need work. The reason I can immigrate is because I'm an armyfag and NZ gives Canadians residency if we transfer from our military to yours. I guess Palmerston North and Christchurch are where your major army bases are. I've visited NZ before, for vacation but haven't been to either of those places, so I don't really know what to expect from them
>>722608404
why would you wanna leave canadia.
soon this place will be filled with somalians.
>>722608404
Both Chch and Palmy are shitholes, but Palmerston is probably the biggest shit hole on the planet. Chch is a good spot to explore the best parts of the country from. Palmy is right in the middle of butt fuck nowhere.
>>722607610
definitely Palmerston, no one in their right mind would willingly move to the south island
in saying that no one in their right mind would willingly move to Palmerston either wtf dude
>>722608708
whoa whoa, are you trying to say palmerston north is worse than hamilton
>>722608647
Why would I want to leave Canada indeed?
>>722608404
Yeah theres an army base outside christchurch, past the prison. The closest small town is a wierd mix of rednecks and displaced middle class in new build homes. Christchurch is a sausage fest with all the rebuild workers.
>>722608762
I don't get much of a choice, It's one or the other. In fact I don't even get a choice between the two, but my opinion will be taken into consideration somewhat
New Zealand, your band Virvum out out a great album.
Now go fuck yourself cause You Move You Die was so-so.
>>722608817
I know I know. It's a big call but at least Hamilton is closer to something exciting. Closest place of interest to Palmy is Levin.... fucking Levin!
>>722608940
south island if you like scenery and smelling cow shit near the army base on a windy day.
north island if you scenery and smelling cow shit.
>>722609036
good point, hamilton is close to everything
>>722608940
Tell them you're not into beastiality so you don't want to go to Palmy. You'd rather suck cock in Chch.
>>722608940
palmy m8, its in the middle of nowhere but still only a couple of hours to wellington which would be useful for days off when you just want to go and fuck around with the local wildlife
chistshurch is basically 3rd world, every decent person already moved out, only the poors and niggers (maori in nz-english) live there
>>722609464
I seen some sexy ladies in the christchurch.
Not sure if there were many or that was all they had to offer.
>>722609464
Wait. If you call Maori niggers, what do you call niggers?
>>722609576
we don't have actual niggers in nz
Anyone know who this is? Pretty sure she's from nelson
>>722609166
hamilton is close to the abyss
what a fucking shithole
>>722609641
That is the most amazing thing I've ever heard. You literally live in paradise
>>722609753
we have niggers, just not nigger niggers
>>722609576
Gentlemen and ladies
>>722609464
> christchurch
11% maori and islanders
> palmy north
20% maori and islander
> christchurch is infested with niggers
Yeah right
>>722609830
yea just islanders, but now auckland is getting real niggers
>>722609658
she looks far too pretty to be from nelson
>>722609753
In the uk we used to play a game called spot the black man. In nz it might take you weeks to find a single one
>>722609987
whats with all the fucking tanks lately, are we being invaded by germans?
>>722610140
not in west auckland theres been a flood of them recently
>>722610066
>>722610064
yea fuck there are actually a shit load of islanders too, i swear every night at 6pm there is a massive queue of them outside every cash machine in town waiting to check that they got paid for their fruit picking jobs
>>722610126
Haha I just want to see what she looks like in a decent pic
>>722610064
the further south you go, the whiter it gets
>>722610126
>that
>pretty
4chan is a north island only website, pls leave
>>722608940
Christchurch is a sausage fest, more men than women.
Palmy has more women than men, and the women of Palmy are considered to be the most beautiful women in the entire Palmerton North.
>>722610267
well auckland is now mainly non-white
>>722610283
>the women of palmy are considered the most beautiful in all of palmy
your rectum is a sausage fest god damn
>>722610210
oh god i wish
>>722610276
you fucking leave nigger, i bet youre one of those curry crunchers held up in that church in akl
ALL HAIL THE GREAT WHITE RACE HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!
>>722610210
Tankbro is the homie, keeps the thread bumping so the three or four people who still come here have something to lurk
What part of NZ is the best part to live in right about now, based on being the closest to an average "bretty gud" everything?
>>722610422
might as well post a tank then
>>722610283
That's a good sum up of the situation.
>>722610598
Canada
>>722610598
Welly
Or dunners
>>722610683
>>722610640
>russian tanks
gtfo, only supreme german engineering is allowed here
Post what shoes you wear.
Pic related is mine.
>>722610543
>>not mk3
oi m8, step it up
>>722610486
HEIL
>>722610724
>Welly
>Or dunners
both shitholes
ones a windy shithole
the others full of fucking acne faced students
>>722610990
both of those can describe welly
i want to fuck this car.
>>722610962
>that kids face
I don't know how you got a Silvia and a Supra mixed up, but whatever's good. Here, we can have both
>>722610598
Palmerston North.
>>722611120
i want to be gangbanged by these tanks
>>722610990
Well fuck man. You tell us where the best place in NZ is then? Milton? Otaki?
>>722610598
wellington has shit weather but its better than most places, tauranga is surprisingly good too, auckland is fine if you like that feeling in the back of your head that if given the opportunity you'd kill yourself without thinking twice and napier probably has the best weather but there fucking nothing there
>>722611046
quite true
>>722611260
#yolobathsalts
Queen Street, Auckland CBD reporting. Im listening to News Talk ZB and Marcus Lush is arguing with people about Cadbury
>>722611253
whangarei
Why hasn't someone taken over IDBro's spot yet? How much longer are NZ threads going to be shit for?
>>722611418
>implying he can be replaced
One of a kind
>>722610938
Hey anyome see the whole pewdiepie bullshit on the news? How many people here give a fuck about him
>>722611372
?? hes still going strong
>>722611372
Lol
>>722611369
cadbury
>>722611459
This.
>>722611418
That's a lot of pressure and responsibility you're asking of someone.
>>722611512
i just watched sargon's video, sounds like the media is continuing to be shit, like they have been for years now
>>722610938
What kind of zesty meme shoes are those?
>tfw i have a photo on hand
>tfw it was taken for /nzg/
>tfw it was a year ago
What am I doing with my life.
>>722611418
theres been a few pop up here and there but never a poster whos reached the status of idbro yet
>>722609658
did you actually take a photo of that picture?
why didn't you just screenshot liek a real man.
pussy ass nigga.
that's cp you bitch.
reported to the internet police.
>>722610797
Im into Pewdiepie.
Its all good, hell be okay - He wont loose subscribers because his subscribers understand his humour
>>722611697
they are the latest fag flag shoes that will be in the op-shop for $12.50 next season
>>722611772
hitler will be happy
>>722611830
Indeed.com
>>722611512
I got the impression he hated whatever contract he was locked into so he was just being as edgy as possible to get out of it
He sounds like Filthy Frank now
>>722611772
>Im into Pewdiepie
over
the
line
>>722610938
those shoes are ugly as fuck.
you fell for the meme.
>>722611712
Who came the closest?
>>722611921
someone masturbating?
>>722611772
Agreed. With 50 odd million he'll be fine
>>722611149
Not mixed up bro, but yeah both are great.
THIS THREAD NEEDS NEW GOOD TRIPFAGS
>>722611697
What does 272.272 mean anon
>>722612031
Yeah. Plus, he's been in this kind of shit before. Youtubers thrive of this kind of scandal.
If dubs I will travel to the next town over and go to their mcdonals and shit myself while eating my meal.
I will stay there like nothing happened and continue to eat my meal and see how long if at all it takes for someone to say something.
>>722612058
i'd rather have a tank.
>>722612103
we never had tripfags fella
>>722612058
Chur
>>722612160
I got asked this last time too. Groundhog Day my shit up, fam
It's an IP for an rFactor server
>>722612193
who tf is this nigga impersonating me
>>722611249
>>those ropes
>>tanks in bondage
does this exist?
if not, it needs to.
tanks tastefully bound in rope...hnnnng.
>>722609658
moar
I'm getting really sick Maoris and their fucking culture getting in the way of everything we do. Why the fuck can't I shit in a lake? If I wanna shit in a fucking lake I'll do it
Also I'm Australian
>>722612193
>>722612313
Whichever one of you is the real tankbro, you've officially made it.
Impersonators mean you're famous.
>>722612313
How is he "impersonating" you? Kek.
>>722611329
this also tickled my humor.
>>722612313
>whaaaaaa im the only one in this thread that's allowed to post tanks whaaaa
fuck outta here, anon
>>722612362
>Also I'm Australian
>>722611369
>>cadbury
good riddance.
>>722612313
>>722611831
>>722611249
>>722610986
>>722610813
>>722610422
>>722609987
>>722608701
me, aka, "tankbro"
>>722612193
not me, aka, "NOT tankbro"
>>722612374
i am
>>722612438
kindly link the post where i said that, go on, i'll wait patiently
>>722612438
bye :)
>>722612545
yea, go on and fuck off with your smiley faces
>>722612602
you must be from the south island
>>722611512
>>how many people here give a fuck
i want to fuck his italian gf.
also good on him, disney has been shit ever since it was no longer the actual walt disney.
ending a contract via taking something out of context is just stupid.
>>722612677
what gives you that idea
>>722612701
twas a joke.
niggas can't take a joke.
nigga has enough money to not give a shit.
youtube is about to be censored the fuck out of.
time to jump ship.
>>722612731
South Island reporting.
We all hate happiness because we cannot feel it ourselves. I'm guessing they think you hate happiness too.
Which is fair enough, really. Who doesn't?
>>722612731
tanks, men, long turrets, bro bonding etc...
>>722610938
I couldn't be fucked waiting in line trying to grab em from loaded so I didn't. The only people selling theirs have them in little bitch sizes.
youtube and facebook aren't too big to fall...
keep that in mind my padawans.
>>722612773
>>722612812
bitch you can't outpost me
>>722607610
Christurch is pretty lit right now
>>722612876
are you even trying
>>722609658
Yes i know her yes shes from nelson
>>722612701
Also, remember, the original Walt Disney hated Jews. He was racist as hell.
This want from New Zealand General, to guy bitching about another guy posting pictures of war machines. Good one
>>722612892
>>722609753
They more brown than black here. Still have the iq of a chimp tho
auckland tank
>>722612787
there's some good alternatives.
in fact i believe there's already a youtube alternative that's powered by bitcoin. pretty much indestructible.
i wish IDbro was here....
>>722613055
We all miss him too m8..
never knew there were so many tanks in nz. no wonder there is no fucking money left.
>>722605096
Lif af
>>722612824
if they keep up their manipulation of news and media via censorship, they certainly will be.
not to fall, but to simply be replaced by something that successfully merges the two into one.
YouBook. FaceTube. etc.
>>722613265
literally just renaming your images and posting them again
nice try
>>722613409
nice
>>722613442
makes a change from a tank
you guys should listen to ZB talk back right now. at this point of the night - people ringing up are either drunks or insomniacs Or go to sleep.
>>722613409
https://youtu.be/O7fr1X7Hx7g?t=1m39s
>>722612953
Name? she looks familiar
>>722613517
Link to stream? Which one is the main one on their site?
>>722613578
wata fakar tane
>>722613767
Depends where you live i think
https://www.iheart.com/live/Newstalk-ZB-Auckland-6187/?autoplay=true
Why didn't they invent bipedal weapon systems instead of tanks?
we could have been piloting gundams by now if those faggots had developed them earleir.
>>722613856
because with complex computers we're only just figuring out how to get them to self balance and stay upright and even walk, let deal with the inevitable recoil of various weapons systems
shittiest thread ive seen in a while
>>722613994
agreed
>>722613994
clearly you haven't been here with the king of literal shit posting.
>>722614117
tfw you will never be an american tourist traveling the world wearing the same outfits with your waif.
>>722614168
>king of literal shit posting
and who would that be?
>>722614117
it's not a tank, it doesn't have armor or tracks, plus that's a recoil-less rifle, not a gun
>>722614313
you will never know newfag.
>>newstalk zb shit-talking on snowflakes just now.
Is ZB based?
Hold the fuck up.
Is Cadbury responsible for getting rid of the Pascal Snapper confectionery, when they purchased Pascal?
Motherfuckers. This is karma.
What do you niggas reckon about the SAS dude who died while fighting fires.
>>722614559
ever since I started listening to ZB I have become super central in my political opinion. So many callers have so many different opinions and everybody is right and wrong
>>722614729
people die, happens all the time, at least he died an honorable death
>>722614710
I dont know but i reckon everybody should stop buying cCadbury and buy Whitakers instead- they are NZ made.
Yo rocket dude here, shit went to the launch site recently. Pretty excited.
>>722614710
what the fuck is snapper confeceiotny.
you old bastard.
>>722614996
who gives a fuck where its maded.
my shoes aren't nz made.
my clothes aren't nz made.
nothing I own is nz made.
sooky bubba bitch nigga.
>>722614729
They died fighting a mighty beast. RIP.
>>722615090
my dick is nz made
>>722615090
my bad, it was clinker...not snapper.
>>722615289
ohh I member.
Bunch of goat humping, meth addict cheesy biker cock sucking faggot ass good for nothing island cunts. Hey, new zealand. Even the whales are more in touch with reality, why dont you make like the whales and kill yourselves. Atleast them moari cunts will have something nice to eat for a while, poor drunk bastards.
Tsunami is coming faggots and i hope your ready. Your islqnd is going to be wiped off the face of the ocean. Thank god.
Remeber that one time that dumb faggot gave me 20$ because i was ripping you all so bad, good times.
I hate you all so god damn much.
I really hope you all die in the most horrible way possible, like getting raped by rabid goats high on meth, who have super aids. Right up the kiwi hole till you die.
Ciao4nao faggot cunts
>>722615090
I care about Kiwis getting jobs fool.
>>722615339
would be cool if a woman looked at me like that.
>>722615355
what about kiwis living in austalia that will get jobs if they move production over there?
cheque mate faggot.
I drank a litre of up and go.
lets get crazy cunts.
>>722610598
Wellington in general, especially if you like somewhat cold weather. Dunedin is good if you're a student/are young and party-going
>>722615512
Absolute madman
Call a fucking ambulance, my dude
>>722615411
If a Kiwi in Australia ends up working at the Cadbury factory thats cool but the money they earn will stay in Australia. Maybe they buy a house or buy a car, they money stays in Australia. Im talking local Kiwis you faggot. Are you fucking 12?
>>722612892
under rated post
>>722615749
hahhaahah true
>>722614996
Dude nothing is "made" here for the most part. We are a small country with relatively high labour costs; we are a country that develops world betting designs through being innovative. Higher end products, anyone thinking we can make low end high production number products here and not be beat out but other countries is delusional.
Custom made stuff is how we roll, high end products bro, that's where we at. Not fucking mass produced chocolate.
Went to the movies and saw Silence today. It was really great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqrgxZLd_gE
Just as good as the book, great adaptation by Scorsese.
>>722615738
Who cares? They arracted a kiwi into an industry that we can't really compete with here. Likewise we have some lit as fuck engineering firms here that attract chill aussies. Gotta just roll with the fact that there will always be migration and we can't hold onto everything fidel castro style.
>>722615778
High end products? Pretty sure agriculture is our main deal.
>>722615778
Yeah hard, I get you but do you realise that Australia has a higher minimum wage? You talk about high labour in cost in NZ but actually people are getting paid more in Australia. Its gonna cost Cadbury more in labour
>>722615778
>>722615871
While the "high-end products" are a growing market in New Zealand, the vast majority of our economy is based on primary industry - agriculture, farming etc.
>>722615871
>>722615951
Oh I'm not discounting agriculture at all. We're fucking good at it. Just using candy as an example of "the flood" of things leaving this country? Yeah nah.
Perth kiwi here; all the non-losers left NZ years ago. I'm here on three times what I'd be in NZ. I'll buy a house in NZ soon because mums been harrassing me to "get on the ladder" and houses are 700k here. But income wise you guys are fucked.
>Christchurch
I'm a little late, sorry lads.
>>722615339
Australia has more sheep than New Zealand lol.
>>722616063
That should be fixed around September-ish, if my bets are correct.
They better be, I'm betting money on this.
>>722615871
true. And tourism
>>722616075
I'll forgive you. What's new? How's the bloody fire?
>>722616238
Not much is new, the fire's pretty nuts, nowhere near me though. Some of my friends have had power cuts though.
>>722616192
Are you predicting some sort of severe correction nigga? What do you mean?
>>722616063
I can do what I want far as cars go, my rent is cheaper where I'm at and have a job giving me unmatched industry experience at the moment. Brb this makes me a loser
I've been offered a better job and it coincides with my contract running out where I am so going to use it as leverage both ways and see where I go.
>>722607610
Fuck off we're full.
>>722608032
The name suggests it's a church of Christ, but it's full of criminals and fornication.
>>722605096
Fire's basically out now.
Twenty more to go, lads
>>722619013
Chur to the fireys. How much was lost in the end?
>>722618884
The Church of Christ was full of that too.
Why do you think there's such a fetish behind nuns lol. The very early age of vintage porn is full of church nuns fornicating.
>>722619073
11 houses, 2 sheds and a shit-ton of pine trees.
>>722619073
>>722619239
and 1 life.
>>722619239
I heard forty houses at one point, so that's good. Still sucks to have lost anything though. >>722619351 especially.
>>722619472
40 was a mistake that somehow got told to the media. The actual figure was 3. 4 burned earlier, three burned on Wednesday night, 1 Thursday morning and 3 more throughout the day.
>>722619351
Shit sucks. If we had to have a death it's a shame it was a firefighter and not some looting faggot getting caught in a burning house.
>>722619641
I got respect for the guy risking his life to save others and all that, at least. It wasn't meaningless.
Still a damn shame though.
How come you wonky eyed fucks have beef with some Aussies, went to New Zealand and got bullied for being too loud and drinking too much.
Except of course when I was sober people make a mock of our accents :<
Brothers always rip the piss out of each other. Don't take it to heart, moite.
I'll shitpost this one home on my own then. Got nothing better to do.
This was taken during the International Rally of New Zealand, to keep it relevant
>>722621103
As was this one. The scenery is bloody nice, and the roads are made for it. Hopefully we get the international event back soon
>>722621143
And again. Different year, different cars, different scenery. No idea where abouts this is, honestly didn't know bits of the country looked quite like this
>>722621203
>tfw no qt group b gf
>>722621328
Boy howdy, do I feel accomplished now
G'night, kiwis.