So just woke up to my roommate sucking my cock while I was sleep.

>apparently

Kick his ass?

>>722600600
>mind you we are both straight
You sure he is?

Kill him and never speak of it again. Otherwise, I have bad news OP. You're a faggot.

>>722600600
>apparently

You're getting free blow jobs. you don't have to give him one. Get sucked every night and pretend it's your girlfriend or mom or whatever. Win.

>>722600600
Suck his cock in return

>>722600600
http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-10861

>Suck his cock in return
Better yet, suck his dad's cock in return

>>722600600
so many responses, so little time.

a.) Don't bring it up unless he does it again.
b.) I think he just came on your chest, anon. No way in hell you came and stayed fast asleep.
c.) You've been raped, congrats.
d.) This whole thing didn't happen.
e.) "mind you we are both straight" You LITERALLY woke up to your faggoty roommate sucking your cock and you think he's straight? Then again, he could've just been sucking your dick unironically, in which case he's hilarious for doing so. It's a statement on capitalism and the relationship between the US and China. It's a post-ironic, obscure, dry, post-modern kind of humor, I guess. You either get it or you don't.
f.) "don't want to make thing awkward" Too late for that, don't you think?

>>722600600
Your roommate is probably a /b/tard who made a thread about what he should do to his passed out roommate and op actually delivered.

>>722600600
>we are both straight


No, you are bisexual. This is literally a fact.

>>722601481
>e.) "mind you we are both straight" You LITERALLY woke up to your faggoty roommate sucking your cock and you think he's straight? Then again, he could've just been sucking your dick unironically, in which case he's hilarious for doing so. It's a statement on capitalism and the relationship between the US and China. It's a post-ironic, obscure, dry, post-modern kind of humor, I guess. You either get it or you don't.

kek

>>722601853

exactly what I was thinking. you beat me to the punch.

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you don't just stay asleep when someone is choking on your cock you fucking idiot

>>722600600

>I have no idea what to do, mind you we are both straight and have girlfriends

this nigga

>>722600600
Kek "we are both straight" guess not

>>722601481
topkek

Take your faggy fantasies elsewhere OP.

Just come out already

>>722600600
>not gay
>here is a gay picture I have on my hard drive

>I had cum all over my chest so apparently I he made me cum a few times

Or he jacked off on you before going down

>>722601754
>/thread

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>>722601754
>No, you are bisexual. This is literally a fact.
What? ......so the dude gets raped and now he is bisexual???

If you rape a lesbian does she become bisexual as well???

>>722601481
top KEK

>>722600600
Don't get fucking blackout drunk. How else can you not wake up when someone sucks your dick?

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>white people

>>722603781
I've woken up getting my dick sucked. Never nutted in my sleep on myself and didn't wake up though. OP definitely got jizzed on by his roommate.

>>722600600
that's pretty hot

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>>722600600

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>>722600600
if i were you, id beat the shit out of him, maybe even kill him and hide his body in the freeze, get acid desolve body.

Next time just let him and pretend you are asleep. If you are getting your dick sucked for free and he's not wanting you to do it back, win-win situation.A mouth on your dick is a mouth on your dick.

>>722600600
nice fanfiction

>>722604945
Plus if you pretend to be asleep he may do it more often, thinking he is getting away with it.

>>722600600
>I freaked the fuck out and pushed him off me

Turning down a blowjob? What are you, a fag?

>>722600600
Get him charged with rape and then give him a blowjob as payback.

>>722605617
Nah bro he's straight and so is his cocksucking roommate.

>>722600600
like seriously OP, Tie him to a pole beat him senselessly

>>722604945
THIS.

I'm not gay but THIS.

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>>722600600
OP, can you help me find a roommate? Looking for something like pic related.

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Imma ask a question on op thread

So there's this guy I knew from highschool, he's the only person who knows I'm bi.

He's made an attempt at asking me to fuck but I turned him down. I don't know if it's just boredom but I'm sometimes tempted to hit him up and fuck (mind you I'm a virgin on both ends)

Should I just rub it out, or could I manage a temporary closet benifet?

>>722601481
Amazing

>>722606249
Just fall asleep at his place, you'll probably get your dick sucked after he jerks off on you.

>>722600966
dbis, also nice doobs

>>722606378
Waking up with dry cum on you sounds like something you'd expect to happen at a motel 6 in the middle of nowhere

Not my preference tbh

>>722600600
> get raped
> go on 4chan

bumper

>>722603200

he came multiple times can you not read

>>722605782
Kek

>>722600600
If he's sucking your cock things are already awkward.

>>722600600
I think you are missing the important question OP was he any good ?

If so then I say fuck it let him blow ya, good head is always worth it.

>>722606249
Boomp

>>722600600
A nightmare for you is a dream for me.

>>722608542
Bulululump

>>722607633
Girls can cum from rape too. Not like your preferences change biological function. A mouths a mouth but you might not want it.