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How retarded is it when you meet a soldier, or have one in your

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How retarded is it when you meet a soldier, or have one in your family that thinks the world owes them everything because they chose to go kill because another person told them to?
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>>722579990
lol i hate those people

uppity welfare queens

i worked at a place that offered discounts to ACTIVE DUTY soldiers and you get all these people bitching about how they served 20 years ago and they should get the discount
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>>722579990
not sure anon, I live in a society where we dont raise military service above all other virtues and worship war

here it's just a job.
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>>722579990
Howzabout you be civil about yer disagreement? I'm a pacifist motherfucker who hates the military as much as you do, but I'm not going to disrespect the poor mislead cunt who thinks he's doing the right thing by risking his fool like. I may talk to him about my views, but I'm not going to diss him for his poor life choices.
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>>722579990
it is a job that lots of poor dudes get into and get their head's blow off hundreds of miles away from home so that you have the right to be a when bitch. It puts food on the table and is just as good as any job besides yours as you most likely can't hold one.
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>>722579990
My cousin went to Afghanistan to work as a military paramedic after a stint in Kosovo.
After Kosovo, he was all "It's my duty as a soldier to serve my country yadayadayada".
After spending time scraping his fellow soldiers off of various surfaces in Afghanistan he changed his tune.
We had tried to warn him before he went, after he came home, he was honest enough to let us know we were right to warn him. Luckily he didn't get too fucked up by it.
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>>722579990
first op is a massive faggot second you just like everyone on /b is a fat sub-human degenerate with out two brain cells to rub together. Seriously a Cro-Magnon could make better bait.
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>>722579990
Yeah, I hate when they get all high and mighty about it, but I feel more inclined to give them a bit of leeway because they risked death for their country.
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>>722579990

I did two years in the National Guard and never bring it up because I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life at the time.

Yeah I'm sure being in Iraq early in the war like the first year was shitty and Fallujah was apparently a shit storm but these guys act like they were in WW1/WW2 sometimes. Most of the time is spent standing around doing nothing and waiting for somebody to tell you want to do only to have them tell you to do something else and then never end up doing anything.
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>>722579990
my worst experiences with a vet was when they can't cope with civilian life and try to impose the same expectations on everything and everybody as they are used to in the military. this doesn't apply to all vets.
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>>722579990
You faggots will argue about anything
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>>722582031
But he's still right.
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>>722582953
And you'll come in to act superior about anything, puts us on an equal footing huh?
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In my experience, 95% of them are humble people, and you wouldn't know they served unless you ask them. The remaining 5% are the most loud and obnoxious, ruining the reputation of the rest of us.
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>>722579990
its pretty retarded, but not as retarded as someone who hasn't done anything with their life making a post about it on 4chan
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>>722581546
On what grounds are you making the assertion that an anonymous person on an image board is incapable of holding a job, other than the fact that his opinion of people in the military differ from yours? You sound like a complete moron.
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Im US Army Infantry, and it was just a job..
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>>722579990

I had to do mandatory military service when I turned 18.

If I knew anyone from a country like the US that doesn't have mandatory service and one VOLUNTARILY enlists so that I wouldn't have to, I'd outwardly show them gratitude. i'd say they deserve the utmost respect.

But whatever.
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>>722585414
You Israeli?
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>>722579990
>served 3 years in army
>shot in leg, lost significant amount of my right tibia
>walk with slight limp, got moved in IRR early(not even discharged due to shitty military doctors saying I was supposed to heal)
>never fully recovered missing parts of bone, pain everyday, nasty scars on my leg from surgery and another from removing the bullet that shifted pretty into the top of my leg
>I rarely tell people about my service, people at work forget I was ever in the service, when people see the car I say it was a skateboarding accident when I was little.
>Never put it on resume, had a hard time finding work once I got licensed i my current profession due to being 23 and having no experience
>Have to deal with grief I didn't get to finish my service, that I never really saw a lot of the friends I made in that since the injury, have to live everyday with pain while working in a profession that is partial intensive.
>oh yeah and I have a small scar on my right eye from hitting the pavement from the impact, my skin tone hides it well thankfully.

But please tell me about how I feel entitled to anything. Please tell me how I'm not owned something but someone who stayed over here and worked for 3 years in my profession deserves more than I do.
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>>722580627
>worship war
Simmer down shit dick, we just honor those who decided to fight. Its something we call common decency look it up.
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>>722586855
you chose to join the army. go be a welfare queen somewhere else and quit your bitching and whining.

why don't you try learning an actual skill that can be profitable and earn you a career in the modern day job market?

goddam, a bunch of bitches i swear
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>>722583631
and still you tell people you serve with no one asking you

>humble
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>>722579990
A lot do it as a joke, myself included. I just got into it cus im gonna get into contracting after. Also i wanted to know what jumping outta planes was like in the military. Aka suck my dick faggot- im airborne an better than u. Now post fap material (ragnar tabs welcome)
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>>722587442
I'm licensed and work in a profession
But it's very hit or miss on finding the right job in my region. Unable to relocate due to house + kid.
I basically make $9.50 and have gotten turned down for a 50k job that upgrades to 85k after 5 years because of lack of experience.
Forced to go back to school and get a higher level of license and bachelors in my field. Meanwhile a 19 year old I went to school with got the job because his dad retired from there.
American Dream my man.
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>>722579990
Projecting this hard
>little brother comes home
>scratch my greasy neckbeard as the family welcomes him home
>"heh i just killed a raid in wow and this is thanks i get?"
>"fucking american trash"
>"i identify as japanese"
>crawl up to bedroom and start ESO
>bitch mom walks up
>"i think its time you get a job anon, look at your brother, hes so happy and has a great career even out of the military"
>trump supporter whore
>fucking facists
>post on b about my imaginary perception of entitlement
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>>722587442
this
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>>722579990
found the jealous coward
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>>722586855
Did they tell you you'd be invincible when you signed up? Did you believe them?

Your problem isn't what you're owed or not owed. Your problem is that you're stupid, and a whiny bitch.

Finish what the sand niggers failed and kill yourself.
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>>722580561

the self hatred in this post because when others chose to serve he hid like a coward
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>>722587791
that bites. gotta love nepotism, right?

keep your head up man. finish up with school and you'll be in this rat race along with the rest of us. cheers
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>>722587791
what did you expect to happen?

>ill enlist and serve for 3 years so that i can come out and get a 100k+ job straight away

you literally have no skills and deserve what you get cunt
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>>722580997
you say pacifist, I say coward
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military service is no different than becoming a police officer or a fireman or an emt or a cashier at 7-11, you applied for the job and you were hired. the only impressive thing these people did was find work in this fucked up economy. congratulations.
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Last guy I thanked for his service was a former US Army tanker. He gave two thumbs up. "Thanks for my GI Bill!"

>>722584977
It wasn't JUST a job, and I'm not saying that because of the potential for danger and combat. Most jobs, you work a shift, then you leave. For your entire enlistment or commission, you are a piece of gear that can be used wherever, whenever, and at a moment's notice. What I'm trying to say is, it's a shitty job.
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>>722588207
>y-y-you're a coward for not making a major life choice and risking your life for something you may or may not even believe in.

fuck this mentality to hell. this is the reason meaningless wars start in the first place. its all just a dick measuring contest.

how about you keep to your fucking self and let people do what they wanna do, k faggot?
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>>722588338
you say bravery i say halfwit
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>>722583120
not really you're still a coward
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>>722584468
the way you're so defensive I'd say he got it right
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>>722588618
How am I a coward?
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>>722587442
any time someone says welfare queen - it's code for they're a coward
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>>722587843
This is pretty detailed. It sounds like this may be you.
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>>722587497
it's an anonymous board dumbass he's not bragging to anyone
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>>722588236
It does, I picked a very specific profession where some people make a fair salary and some get screwed and see it as a transitional job to something greater. That's the plan but it really does suck how little service means in this country. I did sacrifice for this country, regardless if you agree with what was done overthere(i for sure do not), it's no different than what humans have done for their countries for 1000s of years. I wasn't asking for a handout just a hand....
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>>722588550
I must have hit a nerve with this coward
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>>722588589
whatever lets you sleep at night, coward
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>>722588312
I have two licenses that are needed to enter my profession, obtained them in 1 year with use of credits earned in military.
It's essentially a 2 year education but plenty of people find good careers with it.
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>>722589000
honestly, fucking excellent point. Why can't some people get that.
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>>722588207
look here nigger wannabe

just because someone didnt know what to do with their life...so they joined the military and got free education and tons of perks and signing bonuses and shit

does not mean they can spend the rest of their life milking it to get free shit...or win arguments.. or get sympathy
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>>722579990
Most grunts I know are really shitty stupid terrible people, specialists or higher-ups are usually alright tho.
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>>722588550
no ones telling you to do something, you're just overthinking it

people like you that live in a fantasy world make me cringe hahaha, you think you can go your whole life doing things "you want to do" instead of gutting up and doing things you may not like to do for the good.
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>>722579990
Not only retarded, but I have disdain for pleb tier military people.

Not only do most feel superior to most "civilians" after they went and ran around in the desert while being humiliated by their bosses, but theres something else that pisses me off.

If so many people didn't sign up to go to war in the most recent middleastern oil security drill, they would've had to enact the draft. If they had to do that, no war would've happened. We would be trillions less in debt and probably could've given many more subsides to reduce the toll the recession had on business here. Remember 2009? The shittiest year our generation will probably ever experience?

Congress never would have allowed "war on wmds" if they didn't have the active soldier force.

So, fuck you military people. It's great n all you served your country, but there was no threat to our country as a whole. It's literally the whole hard on Americans have for war that put us in that shit situation to begin with. So eager to go die? Fucking losers. Most are kids who are trying to avoid jail time and get sent to boot camp while the rest are college dropouts, high school dropouts, and morons that have nothing left, so they join the military.

A bunch of actual retards with the holier than thou attitude because they were dumb enough to "risk" themselves for our country. They have it in their minds that they faught, so the rest of the "civilians" didn't have to. They fought to protect you anon. They're better and deserve free dining privs.
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>>722586855
So what you're saying is...

You signed up for a dangerous job. Got injured in a way that was very likely to happen in this job... and now have to live with the choices you made.

You see the difference in the way people treat you when you mention it was a military injury vs a skateboard injury?

Nobody gives a fuck about your skateboard injury because you made the choice and did it to yourself.

In the same way i dont give a shit about your bullet wound. You signed up for a dangerous job and were met with the possible consequences.

This is why i dont think there should be any special deals or sales, hollidays, privilages or anything for vets. ITS JUST A FUCKING JOB.

Nobody would think i'm special if i was injured in an electrical accident, there's no holidays for pilots and airways. And yet at all these places are ways people protect this country.

The military rat life that most vets are from is simply the minimum wage gas station job of the government.

If you were someone that did more than march and shoot, maybe i can appreciate your acheivements.

If you're just a fucking jack boot that was looking for pay or college money, you are nothing special, and do not automatically earn my respect.

That's my opinion of the military service.
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>>722586855
>Please tell me how I'm not owned something but someone who stayed over here and worked for 3 years in my profession deserves more than I do.

The problem with people who went to Iraq, whether it was recently or Gulf War, is you signed up. Wasn't a draft. You weren't defending anyone or anything, but rich peoples wealth. You went and shot shot in the leg for George Bush. Enron. You helped Enron. We civilians hate you for that.

If there was a draft, like in WW2 and there was a legitimate threat to our country, then maybe things would be different.

I think old people look at "wars" like we have now in these generations and compare them identically to ww2 because their parents and grandparents faught and sacrifices a great deal more, because they were forced to go.

The wars you fight in make Al the difference. You chose to go. You didn't have to, you deserve nothing more in any sense.

You and everyone else that wasn't forced to join up probably went for the money, which you got, so Stfu.
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>>722586989
America definitely glorifies war you fucking inbred
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>>722589154
What ever you say, halfwit
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>>722591089

>You weren't defending anyone or anything, but rich peoples wealth

I see people say this all the time. It's easy to see this in retrospect when we look back at a glance at the wins and losses from the war. However, how is a common grunt supposed to know this? As far as a lot of the soldiers are concerned, they think it's for freedom and propaganda does a good job convincing people that it's the truth.

When people say "you volunteered and it's a war for rich people not freedom" isn't really fair.
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>>722580997
>be civil
>not going to diss him
Then why are you here?
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>>722579990
Don't care about Liberals in this country, I want to kill them.

I got to see what kind of savage animals this world houses, the muslims and their primitive ways. And you liberals wish to utilize them as a weapon to kill off the whites in Europe and the USA.

I'm in college now after 8 fucking years of getting treated like shit.

But I'm living good now, I would have killed every single mother fucker in Iraq to get where I am now without batting a fucking eye.

Thats the difference between people like us and people like you, we will fight to the death to achieve what we set out for. While you sit on your ass and cry for a fucking handout.

If you ask me, Liberalism is the ONLY enemy this country faces. I would have no issue whatsoever killing every fucking one of you in the USA and Europe.
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>>722591592
>However, how is a common grunt supposed to know this? As far as a lot of the soldiers are concerned, they think it's for freedom and propaganda does a good job convincing people that it's the truth.
You're goddamned right. Maybe getting this all out now will help people in the future. America holds this high standard for military. You're right, so right, on the propaganda. Maybe we need to speak truths to our friends and families and not let this shit happen again.

Vets need to hear these hard truths so they don't let the same thing happen to their children.

In our 200 years as a country, we've never went to war on the sole principle to advance a few families wealth (like Iraq). It's shit. The whole thing is shit.
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>>722591784
e d g y
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Your friends all die in the dirt scared and far away from home for profit. You are the invaders.

Your own government killed those people in New York in 2001 and 16 years later you're still crying about it and using it to justify killing children.
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>>722591784
>killing
>I'd kill everyone
>liberals
>2nd amendment
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>>722579990
yeah i hate my job... they give me free ammo all the fucking time... one time i cut a tree in half with bullets. then i cried cause i voted for hillary and that tree could've married a lesbian refugee one day.. and fuck they keep promoting me. god its bullshit.. i miss moms basement.
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>>722591784
>i want to kill them
>w-why would anyone want to take my guns? i just don't get it!
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>>722592305
>cut a tree in half with bullets on taxpayer dime
>Obammer put us in debt!

Looking forward to ladling out your soup in a few years when you're crippled on the streets begging for change to drink yourself to death bud.
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>>722592439
take away all guns

lets revolt against the goverment!


oh wait my dildo doesn't do much damage. ....
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>>722592305
You need to shift a little more to the center. Turn off the news for a while.
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>>722592638
... show me your face when i admit i voted for obama lol
i'm already out of active and transitioned to the guard. i'm making quite a nice living with my civilian job.

try harder youngin
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>>722592639
Sure, let's be generous and say 25 million revolt and we give each one an AR and as much ammo as they can carry. We'll even give 30,000 of them MRAPs with Vulcans mounted on them. Drones, tanks, local forces. It's quelled within a few months and an authoritarian system is set in place so nobody tries again.
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>>722593159
completely agree actually.
i hate those fat fucks that 1 never served, 2 are fat as fuck and cant read. .. but are all OBAMA CANT TAKE MUH GUNS I'M A THREEPER! bitch hoard all the guns you want, a JDAM will take out your whole trailer park and then some.
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>>722591784
8 years of school and still dumb as fuck. Head injury?
What a waste of education.
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>>722592798
Oh no...it's retarded. Fetch me musket, I'm gonna put it out of it's misery.
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>>722593384
good .. good .. you only own a musket.. because the 2A was only written for those lol
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I did 9 years service and never mention a word of it to anyone

I don't identify with people who employ their service either for perceived good ends or bad ones, it's simply stupid to do so
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Call me an old fart, I am 64. I did not choose but was drafted and ended up in Vietnam twice. I saw a lot of shit and killed a lot of gooks. Nobody owes me shit except for your fucking freedom to act like assholes.

So go fuck yourselves cowards.
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>>722579990
Yeah? and who do you cry too, begging for help, when people have guns pointed at you?
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>>722587946
More than 80% of military don't do anything combat related. It's just a shitty job.
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>>722593758

Impressive, very nice
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>>722593703
spends the next five hour loading the coo-magnon of firearms
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>>722585414
kike fuck
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>>722579990
Soldiers are scum puppets and dregs of society used only for their meat.

Pfft!!, Marine is just a soldier with a worse attitude.
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>>722593758
met a vietnam ranger the other day
do us all a favor and tell your story more

not being a liberal asshole like who this posts is filled with. i'm serious
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>>722593987

You are aware there are countries other than Israel that legally require you to do mandatory service at 18 right? Fucking retard.
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>>722593987
Country's with forced military service.

3.1 Armenia
3.2 Austria
3.3 Belarus
3.4 Azerbaijan
3.5 Bermuda
3.6 Brazil
3.7 Myanmar (Burma)
3.8 Cyprus
3.9 Denmark
3.10 Egypt
3.11 Finland
3.12 Greece
3.12.1 Conscientious objection to military service in Greece
3.13 Iran
3.14 Israel
3.15 North Korea
3.16 South Korea
3.16.1 Compensation
3.17 Mexico
3.18 Norway
3.19 Russia
3.20 Singapore
3.21 Switzerland
3.22 Republic of China (ROC)
3.23 Thailand
3.24 Turkey
3.25 Ukraine
3.26 United Arab Emirates
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>>722581546
>can't hold a job
The only job soldiers can hold down is being a soldier and thats only because if they run its desertion. Fucking camo-niggers.
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>>722587442
if you think there aren't jobs in the military that aren't skilled, you must be one dumb motherfucker. Go ask an average person to fly an apache without ANY training. See how far they get.
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>>722588338
More than 80% are non combat in military. Shitty job good benefits. If you aint SF or Ranger or SEAL or some shit like that don't glorify yourself.
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>>722587442
Yeah get a Help desk job they have no world skills or real technical skill, Requirements 3rd grade reading level
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You're all idiots
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>>722579990
Be me, 23 in the Army, Afganistan, transportation specialist (I drove a truck), was drunk, made our own hootch, drove truck off a roadway, down a small ravine, stuff I was carrying caught fire and exploded, got burned, lost arm at mid forearm, leg below the knee and an eye, 1st Lt is scared shitless, knew I was hammered, does investigation, decided it was an IED, get medals, retire, goodies all around, hero's welcome back home, town built me a house, furnished, new truck, get a job as a 911 dispatcher, girl I never had a chance with from school starts visiting, 2 years on we are married with a kid, life is great, free and discounts all around, big hero, big liar, big fraud, fucking drunken looser, will I ever admit it, just did, can I live with myself, yep, starting to believe the lie myself, grand marshal again in the 4 of July parade this year, gonna talk to the kids about sacrifices for freedom, hardest part is 2 guys died in the rollover and fire, their folks treat me like a new son, to replace the one's gone, godfather to one guys kid born after his death, wife named him after me, only visited their graves once, buried next to each other in a national cemetery, only time I regret my life, hope I live a long time, I know what's waiting for me and I am afraid, but for now life is good, really good.
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>>722579990
almost as annoying as the people that think we don't need soldiers.
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>>722594324
There r skilled jobs but don't need glorify them too much. Do you glorify all the airline pilots?
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retired disable Chairforce AMMO troop; AMA
I prolly won't answser
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I worked in customer service while in college and people would ask for military discounts all the time and get fucking bent when they found out we didn't have any.

Personally every person I know who joined the military performed very poorly in highschool and would be considered a notch above special education. The ones I am connected to on Facebook either became cops, or derelicts after the military.
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>>722579990
Special forces be like
>hurr durr the prez sez to go in
>one of his countrymen gets killd
>also kills 8yo american citizen
>hurr durr we protect 'murica
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>>722588389
>hurrdurr they signed up for it.
Yeah because these people sign up for pulling 2 year olds bodies out of shallow graves and swimming pools. Everybody in the military signed up for years of abuse and have their body broken down faster than they could ever imagine. Fuck you cockstain
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>>722586855
This is me bursting your little special snowflake military bubble.
>your no more honorable than someone who lost the use of their leg in a construction accident building homes so we don't have to live in the gutter.
> No more noble than someone who got injured working in a factory to produce the goods that we enjoy.
> No more noble than a miner that got injured diving deep beneath the earth to extract minerals for use in the making of tools, appliances and vehicles.
> Finally you're no more noble than any farmer who's lost a finger to agricultural equipment so that every man woman and child has food on the table.
Your sacrifice was so the first world could maintain dominance over the 3rd world. That in mind the previously mentioned are not only as noble as you, they're more so.
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>>722595209
sounds like yo need a better job
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>>722595334
A fuckin' plus
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>>722579990
9/11
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>>722588550
if it ever came down to it cunts like you would cower in a corner while good men that actually deserve to live would lose their lives trying to protect what we've got. gutless faggot.
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When I shipped out to bootcamp july 2001, there was no war going on. USS Cole just got bombed the year before but I had no idea, internet wasn't as evolved as it is today. I signed up for some adventure and feeling patriotic. Almost 16 years later, I'm 4 years from retirement. While my peer group is sitting on the same sofa smoking the same weed or paying off student loans for their bull shit degree for a career field that they're not working in. My experiences in the Navy have been awesome. Got my dream job working on 25k horse power engines, loyal friends, traveled to 43 countries, currently getting paid $84k a year, got my college paid for in a field that like, never worried about having food or a roof over my head. My kid's got their college covered with the post 9/11 GI bill, got my house in San Diego using my VA loan. You literally get a little box of adulthood that sets you up for life so when you see one of those recruiters at your JC, put your ego aside and ask 'em some questions. Get your facts straight on what a little service can do for a young adult.

In the off chance I die while in the military, better me than you, your family or the folks next door. I'm ok with that.

If that ain't enough, your high school gets funding for all the folks the send to "college" Pass or fail while you're there, you've already served your purpose and have been a statistic since you graduated. Congrats homie, good luck with that business degree!
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>>722595251
if you werent retarded you know what you got into.
retired E6 current police officer here.
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>>722595334
as a vet i 100% agree.. its a job. . thats it.
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sounds like a whole lotta pussy mother fuckas in here
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>>722579990
I don’t think it is 'retarded,' but It is unnecessary.
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>>722595477
9
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>>722595426
Like I said that was during college at 19, I'm currently a paralegal working towards associate at a law firm then eventually JR Partner.
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>>722595334
He could have died easily. That's a risk soldiers take. If you die in any of those other jobs, its a freak accident that wasn't supposed to happen. Soldiers take more risks, so they get more reward...dumbass.
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>>722595477
11
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>>722590046
the reason you're supposed to respect them is because they're doing what you won't. you aren't expected to treat them any different than anyone else, but at least be grateful someone did a cunt of a job so that you didn't.

that's regardless of political beliefs. but at this rate with what this generation has served up nobody has respect for anyone or anything. just want want want.
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>>722595685


>lawyer

good
we need liars like you

to file bankrupt and divorces and shit
good jod; good effort
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>>722595713
actually you have a better chance of dying in a freak accident in the US than overseas... lol
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>>722579990
How retarded is it when you meet someone or have a person like OP in your family that lives off welfare, still lives with their parents and thinks posting edgy threads on /b/ is cool.
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>>722595477
And all of the other attacks against US allies since that benefited from new highly enhanced intelligence and security. The strategy has NOT worked.

Also, jeez krise, just because some unstable ppl choose to kill others doesn't absolve the US gov't from murdering thousands of women and children in the pursuit of "middle-east peace" Learn to formulate coherent arguments you fucking retard.
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>>722595040
Are people who bitch about BCT a bunch of pussies? About to go to BCT and then OCS.
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>>722595716
9?
ish??
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>>722595858
Source on being a soldier is safer than being a civilian? I'm not even a soldier and I find that hard to believe.
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>>722595912
better if I don't tell you

enjoy the show =D
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>>722579990
>another person told them to?
even worse it wasn't another person, it was politicians who work for companies. 'go kill these people and secure the oil pipeline'
>ooh rah I'm defendin ma country
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>>722586855
>Never put it on resume, had a hard time finding work once I got licensed i my current profession due to being 23 and having no experience

Now thats just plain stupid
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>>722595040

anyone else working in explosives?
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>>722595886
chai boys, genital mutilation, dictatorships, radical religions, public stonings, burqas etc etc etc

that region of the world might be copping the throbbing cock of the western world for reasons, but if you had actually seen the reality of how these people live you might agree that they didn't really have it much better before intervention.
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>>722596111
>and while he did so, I tended a gas station

good story
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>>722595713
There's a better chance you'll be a male shot from from a policeman than you'll be a service-member shot by an ISIS fighter
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I'm glad that they kill people that aren't my skin color. I don't kiss their ass or think it's justified, however. I'm just glad they do.
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AHHH TRIGGERED!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP BOOTS!!!
you're not important!!! you're expendable! half of you are fucking retards!
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>>722579990
But... That's an Airman.
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>>722596239

Don't lie to yourself, if that half of the world was eradicated the net worth would go up steeply.
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>>722596271
actually true depending oh where you live
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>>722595554
Be a hard ass all you want, nobody signs up to get shit on or to have shitty things happens to you.
>>722595632
Are you not proud of your service or did you have a support job?
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>>722596498
white male yes
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>>722596457
>army calling anyone retarded
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>>722596534
infantry all the way baby
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>>722596544
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>>722596271
One doesn't choose to risk being shot by police. One does choose to risk dying as a soldier. That choice matters. And again, if that were true, it would mean being a soldier is safer than being in ones own country. If anyone would like to post a stat that backs that up I'm willing to submit.
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>>722596239
Damn right, religion is the poison that plagues all international and inter-national policy decisions.

It's time to take superstition out of public discourse!
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>>722589260
Beacuse anyone who goes to /b/ has some form of autism
>>722595006
Hey retard you ever met a military engineer
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American soldiers are truly welfare queens... Muh Freedumz...
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>>722596177
I am...
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>>722596599
lol
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>>722596460

Correct

You win the Thread

Congratulations!!
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>>722595713
Work related injury is probably the most likely way for someone to die outside of natural causes. You can do something for thirty years and then out of nowhere have your arm ripped off by a machine. It's not just one type of injury either, shit falling, people getting crushed electrocuted, caught, mashed, twisted broken sliced, infected, contaminated. Bullets are for pussies.
>>722595858
This
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>>722596672
oh wonderful!

be safe =3
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>>722596647
you're fucking dead kiddo
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>>722596468
pic related
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>>722595537
Thank you for having bigger balls than the rest of us.
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>>722579990
people who voted for trump
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>>722595334
>maintain dominance over the 3rd world
thanks to globalism
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>>722596641
agree %100. i wouldn't be against eradicating religion of all forms.
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>>722596629
You're speaking a lot about shit you don't know about.
>Somebody back up my facts with a Google search I'm too lazy to do.
Difference in between getting shot by a cop and be shot by one of these Muslim fucktards is 95% of the time because you did something to deserve it. Then again seeing how you're already defending one kind of terrible piece of degenerate human filth I guess you don't have a problem with doing that for all of them. You're fucking sad and naive, I would call out your moral compass but this is 4chan so that would be useless. Be useful and throw rocks at yourself because I don't have any more time to waste on you.
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>>722596829

I ain't a Pussy Job

go to STEM or whatever yo pansies

and you NOT pansies that go to STEM
you"er in whether you like if we DRAFT
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>>722595635
donkey kong? izzat u, nigga?
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>>722597052

Your Welcome
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>>722597121
hey hey hey black lives matter..
oh wait lets look at the facts that more whites are shot by police than blacks.. lol
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>>722597121
Cops don't rub there bullets in shit either
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>>722597248
you're
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>>722595886
Before you trigger take your pills. It was a joke. How retarded are you? About a 9 out of 11.
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>>722597242
don't make go all "banana for scale" Sir

*at attention, I think, pretty high*
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>>722596629
Statistics aren't in your favor, son. Also your argument is completely false. You don't choose to be male. You don't choose to be born into a family that sends its children into military service. A person doesn't choose the circumstances under which they were born that make them a target of military recruiters. Also, your argument is invalid because people in the military kill children for their country, which is fucking reprehensible.

Also, so second point is oddly unAmerican. I'd even say treasonous. It's also ridiculous to say that killing children is the better "bet"
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>>722587442
You say be a welfare queen like you have ever done anything you little cunt if you can't at least show respect for veterans then kill yourself you are not good enough to breathe my air
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>>722597272
I'm not picking up what you're putting down. Let me clarify,
>>722597121
I was saying that if you get shot by a cop you probably deserved it, if you got shot by a religious extremist you probably didn't. BLM is fucking cancer
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>>722597315
You're
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>people hate me cause I did a job

Fuck you

next you can do it

next one isn't Far Off you cunts
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>>722597544
i was being sarcastic. i agree with you ha
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>>722586855
Na man you did good, be proud you had the balls to sign up and defend your country if the call came. It sucks you have to live with that injury but keep your chin up. Fuck all the lamefags here, most probably couldn't run a quarter mile and they're acting high and mighty
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ITT: A bunch of anons bash veterans because veterans think they're entitled to everything. Veterans call anons cowards because that's the only thing they can think of that justifies why they wasted their youth in the military sucking sandnigger dicks in Iraq.
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>>722597349
You are the reason we can't have nice things
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so side rail here. how are you career students doing? lol
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Who started the "welfare queen" meme?

I never understood this. They are trained in a specific job and get paid for it.

How is that welfare?
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>>722596457
silence fodder, as a DoD civilian i am telling you. also , never ever scan your CAC card you fucking retard.
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>>722597349
By trolling valid opinions you validate the opinions of trolls
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>>722597965
Having the government pay for me to learn valuable skills to actually benefit society instead of jerking my cock in the sun because I'm "So brave."
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>>722597553
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>>722597349
You are deteriorating the quality of discourse on this forum and should be ashamed of yourself
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>>722579990
my only argument: If you risk your life for your country, your country owes you. I'll give you an example;

I give you a cheesebuger.
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>>722589997
You have no concept of draft dick bag how bout you kill yourself before you breed more stupidity
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all these war jokes seem so much more funny seeing that a whole other generation will go to war; funny
get bombed

got my DD214 right here
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>>722598075
>Having the government pay for me to learn valuable skills to actually benefit society


Military people get their college paid for by the government too.

Not every job is combat related. There are vocational and college level equivalent fields in the military that transfer into the civilian world.

You get connections for being in the military and get free school.

It's actually pretty smart if you don't sign up to be a bullet sponge my dude.
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>>722597349
Your post gave me cancer, faggot
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>>722597995


It's not

I pay taxes, just like everyone
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>>722594642
you know, that was kind of hard to read, but I'm glad I read it
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>>722587497
Nothing wrong with being proud, bragging about it is different
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>>722598006
Suck my CAC.

Fucking DoD faggot
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>>722598006

Get him, comrade !!!!! =3
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>>722598075
.... but i do both?
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>>722598075
>Having the government pay for me
>to learn valuable skills to actually benefit society
bullshit, if you had an actual interest in shit you could self teach. this is the age of the socialist internet where information (including ur nudes) is free, whether you like it or not.
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soldiers are thick as pig shit and if you can't see that you're probably a soldier
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>>722597121
Wait, I'm the anon you responded to. Are you saying if you're shot by Muslims you deserved it or by cops your deserved it? I wasn't picking on cops and certainly wasn't siding with Muslim extremists.
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>>722598483
i bet the valuable skills are gender studies lol
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>Pay attention in school
>Score well on ASVAB
>Pick any job you want
>Can literally sit at a computer and shitpost on 4chan and jack off
>Never get shot at
>No risk of dying
>Free college


Sounds like a good time actually.
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>>722598251
>It's actually pretty smart if you don't sign up to be a bullet sponge my dude.

The only good military profession there is. At least learn something valuable from your time in the military so that you can reintegrate into society when you get back. otherwise you might as well kill yourself when you finally can't be on the front lines anymore because at that point you're literally just a self entitled leech.
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>>722598251

>going through college while DEPLOYED
hard of fuck, as so grateful I had so many study partners out there
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>>722598685
hey shut up, you're ruining their argument!
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>>722593758
Tell em
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>>722587442
Some of us want to be apart of something bigger than us. Something more than just wasting away in some office.
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>>722597470
I never even mentioned children. Where the fuck does it say I want to have kids killed?!? I'm not sure what my unamerican point was. If you're talking about the safer as a soldier than as a civilian point, I'd like to think I'm safer in my country than in another fighting people that want to kill me. Is that unamerican?
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>>722598427
>>722598440
lol umad? some bitch had to be told, that bitch was you. suck it up nancy boy
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>>722598469


well done
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>the triggered redditors in this thread

zozzle
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>>722598140
>You give me a "cheesebuger"

I drop a bomb from a drone, on a small building filled with 20 Muslims.

War never changes...
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>>722598564
The direction wasn't very clear with your statement. It sounded a little bit like the
> It's your choice to go overseas and get shot
Argument. I was going off of that. I went back and reread in the context that you were supporting the military argument and I got the message.
Now that all the dickeaters have left what are we gonna do?
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>>722598975
actually i was the one that posted it.. not the replys.. and hey man if you can hack whatever you think you can from that small picture go ahead annonneeemoose
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>>722598483
>The internet makes higher education obsolete

Do you whisper this to yourself every night before you go to sleep because you're sad you couldn't go to college? If you knew anything about effective learning you'd know that an academic research environment is the best place to study anything in the STEM field. Go cry about your non-existent college acceptance letters and poor decision making somewhere else retard.
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>>722595537
You could have stopped after you said you were in the navy.
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>>722591959
Exactly this. I'm an Afghan and Iraq combat vet who enlisted right before 9/11, and being a father now there's no fucking way I'll ever let my children enlist or encourage the bullshit hero worship and glorification of bullshit wars that infects this country. I don't even want my kids to know that I served.
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>>722579990
Seriously
Why does every dipshit have to announce to the world that he's E-4 and went to Jakistan? Like they are owed a parade float or something. Enlistees are less valuable than paper clips to seniors. You're rank up material for the E-6s and E-7s. You're literally dog food in the eyes of the government. Make sure to get the hard sleeve tats and tell everyone you meet your MOS though. .
Signed,
Son of an O-5, brother of an E-6
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>>722593758
Hope you're doing good these days dude. Heard all sorts of shit from Vietnam vets about coming back to a country that hated them for being evil babykillers and shit and how that didn't help them with coping with the shit they saw and did over there.
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>>722599194
lol you're the definition of a dependa
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>>722598975
>get ready for the pain
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>>722598975
lol hack. you truly are army. smart like rock-swift like tree. go catch a bullet-defend muh freedoms fodder
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>>722598699
Nice digits my man. This is true. The people in combat related jobs come back fucked up.

The only people who pick Infantry are people who score low and the dredges of society.

Might as well take "le welfare queen" meme to the extreme and go all out with a high-skilled technical job and be set for life when you get out.


Yeah this generation of veterans are fucking entitled t bh "RESPECT ME I SERVED" lol fuck off. respect is earned not demanded

this generation i swear
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>>722599341
lol you're the definition of dogshit
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>>722597121
Well you did invade their fucking country. But hell why bring perspective into this
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>>722581546

>they are dying 4 yer rights

When will this meme die

>Implying most of the people on this board are not young men in the US under 30
>Implying that in the event of a war that actually threatened the sovereignty of this nation we wouldn't be drafted and forced to defend this nation
>Implying soldiers today aren't anything except cannon fodder for rich old guys to play international chess for financial gains
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>>722580997
>pacifist
>confuses the existence of a military with the promotion of war

No military means we get ass fucked by every authoritarian regime on earth (with any common sense leader)
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>>722580561
Translation
> I am out of shape and upset people chose to go and help defend their country. They don't deserve discounts! Hmph!
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>>722599131
Its alright mate. These threads can get a bit complicated. I just can't believe /b/ has gotten this pussified. I mean, not all soldiers are saints, but to laugh at their sacrifice seems cold and short sighted. I can't believe we've gotten this bad.
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>>722599508
i'm pretty smart for something that came out of a dogs ass then. you gotta agree to that. but hey i'm the son of a senator so i'm importantz
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>>722599194
Hahahahahahahaha
>Son of an O-5, brother of an E-6
Shut your fucking face you have no dog in this fight. So how does it feel to be the disappointing son?
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>>722599492
At least someone in this thread fucking gets it.
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>>722579990
Honestly I agree completely.

Solders = Mercenaries. If you get payed to hold a weapon and fight in an army, you are basically a mercenary. The only difference between a regulated professional military, and a mercenary army, is the title.

While I don't believe that they are "welfare queens" because you are actually performing a service, but they do not deserve ANY form of special treatment, and in fact most of them are fucking cunts.

When I was 10 years old I was obsessed with the army. I thought it was the coolest thing ever. I would only wear green camo and boots and I would buzz cut my hair (well, we were poor, so my mom cut my hair like that regardless). I even bought some old military jacket from a yard sale.

Well one day we were in one of those rent-a-centers, and this military guy walks up and starts telling me how I need to take that coat off because "stealing glory is illegal" like I even knew what the fuck that meant. At one point he started yelling at my mother telling her that it's a serious crime and that he should have me arrested.

He was asked to leave the business by one of them employees, saying "is this how you treat someone who fought for your freedom?!"
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>>722594258
I've been a legal assistant for the past year, have a college degree, and I just enlisted..
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>>722599675
MY HUSBAND IS A FERST SARGENT!
>>
A lot of factors being ignored here.

I worked with someone not that long ago who was in the military; from how he talked about it, he never had to go through actual combat and was basically paid to travel the world. Now, he was an alcoholic for unrelated reasons and sucked dick at his job, and it was a really easy job, and then got fired and ran back to the military. Quite frankly, this leads me to believe that if you win the dice roll, you just get a free pass through your service and get to travel around being posted in peaceful areas. If you fall in here, you're a veteran, good job, and while you provided a valuable service, you worked a job the same as almost everyone else in America.

Unrelated to that, it's pretty hard to say, but I'd be willing to bet money that a pretty fair amount of people joined almost exclusively for the pay and benefits(namely the free college). They're essentially mercenaries working a job, and while that's perfectly fine, it falls in much the same place as the last part, they worked an essential job, the same as everyone else.

Now, I'm sure there's at least a few people who joined with the intent to help the country, and were genuinely useful, and in that case I can respect your drive to fight for what you believe in.
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>>722579990
Moar like this
http://rudehentai.com
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>>722599641
>i'm pretty smart

ahahahahahaha
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>>722599714
People who commit stolen valor are cringey. The people who spend all their free time looking to accuse others of stolen valor are cancerous sacks of shit who should be euthanized.
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>>722582612
Funny. Sitting around waiting is how some WW2 veterans described their time too
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>>722599876
hey man you gotta admit that if i'm a turd that can talk.. not saying i'm smart as a person.. but the smartest turd amirite?
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>>722599994
Literally kill yourself you're trying way too hard.
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>>722599520
"I" invaded their country while they have been spreading their "religious war" bullshit like you spread feces on your wall. They've been doing this shit for how many thousands of years? This time they fucked around and found out. Keep crying into your pillow about how sad it is that we're in their countries teaching them that it's not okay to beat their mothers to death and fuck 10 year old boys. Speaking of which does this sound familiar at all to you neck beard? No wonder you sympathize with those idiots.
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>>722598975
Actually I'm not the fag with the picture. I was just making shitty puns.

Nice job going from that air of authority to "lol umad" after a single message though.

You definitely play Call of Duty kid.
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>>722599341
>>722599675
College degree, not interested in being a government bitch for a few years
I'd probably be as gleeful as you
have a nice life E boys
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>>722599176
>>The internet makes higher education obsolete
never said that, faggot. stop trying to make up alt-facts to argue for your gender studies.
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>>722600082
omg am I??? sorry!!!!!

hey nice edge bro
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>>722587442

>you chose to
And you didn't.
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>>722600139
college degree too buddy... lol its not like going to college is hard.. . you know you can get a degree in basket weaving..
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>>722600143
Have you read your fucking post you fucking lunatic? Go cry that you didn't get accepted into college like a downey cunt and fucking kill yourself.
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>this thread
>m-m-muh service
>you couldn't type this without me fighting for your rights!!1
>dependa!!!!!!

Jesus, you military faggots are fucking pathetic.
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>>722599742
Just gonna let you know I'm going a little over 4 years strong broham.
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>>722600139
like seriously.. i'm legit laughing that you think that was a come back..

were you the first of your family to go to community college you poor man lol
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>>722600331
this
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>>722579990
>joined after high school
>spent 6 years active
>lived in Germany 4 years, on a nice beach 1 year and in a sweet city for 1 year.

Got out, did odd and end jobs. Meet another vet and he gets me a job bouncing and DJ/MC'ing at strip clubs

Move out of state randomly because vet guy is opening a business. Move, find a bar gig, go to school on the Post911gibill. Join the ARMY guard

>another year of active because of it
>have the easiest job in the world 1 weekend a month
>get bachelors, go officer, relocate to home state
>mfw I will retire in 9 years and can just piss around until I'm 60 to get my retirement monies
>free healthcare at the VA clinic, cheapest insurance ever for everything else through the guard
>raise dogs for under the counter money
>do projects for under the counter money
>report minimal tips
>I make 7k a year according to the government

Everyone is proud of me. I never asked them to

Then, there was a friend of mine that got killed.
Another blown out of a humvee and lost his feet
other shot
I did the job that kept me at the runway and my guard job never deploys... ever.

I have a lot of respect for someone who's been in combat, personally. I don't agree with people believing they are owed something, but there are programs to assist veterans because they made the decision to take a chunk of their life (potentially their entire life) to serve the country. Benefits the regular joe schmo couldn't get without making bank or getting a major hookup.

Don't clump people that are douches about it and have that be your representation of the service. We aren't all like that. The people that brag about their service are the same people that end up being cops after high school so they can have a badge.

I dont' know why people are so upset.
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>>722600107
By that definition we should be invading a lot more countries. Also, the countries we invaded had jack shit to do with 9/11 so they "fucked around and found out" isn't an argument.
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In Army. Active Duty. MP. Bachelors in computer science, associates in business management. I don't get paid half of what I'd make in the civilian world. 2 more years until contract is up
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>>722599914
Because that's what war always is.
Long stretches of mind-numbing boredom interrupted by brief moments of blurred adrenaline-fueled hyperintense chaos.
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>>722600320
>didn't get accepted into college
that's not true either you fucking brainwashed gender confused trash. fuck off
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>>722579990
Most people don't realize that the military isn't made up entirely of grunts. My father in law, bless his heart, thinks I'm some war hero. I'm an aviation mechanic. Everytime we go to a baseball game he makes a point that I stand up.
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>>722600331
Yup, most of them sitting around jerking off on facebook, and just happened to be linked to /b/ and saw this thread I'm guessing.

I have never seen this much asshurt from anti military sentiment in a LONG time, especially on 4chan.
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>>722588550
>meaningless wars
Some of us actually believe in defending our country and Western civilization.

Enlisting isn't easy. Some feel forced to, but many do it for self-respect and honor.
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>>722582031
What unit you with?
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>>722600591
i'm jerking off for your freedum1
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>>722588589

Cuck.
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>>722600627
some people are actually dumb enough to think what you just said is true
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>>722600563
Community college doesn't count you overweight sack of actual feces.
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well goodnight niggers.. i'lll end this with a simple trump 2016 and black lives dont matter
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>>722600679
>freedum1
Trumps nuke codes leaked, fake news here first
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>>722600467
Shit every time we go to invade more countries we get stonewalled by pussies who don't think it's fair. American imperialism is shitty to think about until you realize the overall quality of life improvement for the world.
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>>722589395

Not everyone gets signing bonuses or the same military experience.

Some people enlist after university, like me.
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>>722600738
Don't get sassy just because your girl took bbc the whole time you were gone.
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I joined the Army Reserves when I was 18. I never thought highly of myself. Went to Iraq. Everyone was cool. The *hooah hooah* Captian Americas of the company were looked down on; viewed as liabilities
Everyone else was just there as a job that payed decent.

One day an IED struck our convoy, 2 vehicles in front of mine got damaged, but no casualties.

Went to the VA a few years after a got back, submitted a disability packed and just regurgitated PTSD symptoms I had read online.

I now get 2,900 dollars (tax free) per month, plus I got all the back pay in a lump-sum for the 18 months it took for my compensation packet to go through.

Currently also get 1200/mo as a living stipend for finishing my Masters degree.

I live in Texas so the state compensates my tuition completely (120 credit hours worth)

So I'm 28. 1 year away from a Masters degree. No Debt. Own a small, but very nice townhouse, and just got a new truck. 24k in the bank still.

Pretty sweet deal, really. I took a big risk, made it home in one piece, and used the system that had used me.

I like to think i came out on top.
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>>722600814
kek
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>>722579990

they killed or was wounded, or lost friends lives, to protect you and u have no appreciation? check yourself for the issue
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>>722600882
if you dont shut up i will suk your dick!
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>>722600882

Thats your cuck fantasy
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>>722589997
We wouldn't have a country if we didn't have a military (or immediate military potential).

Don't be so naive that the world would just "tolerate" our vulnerability, cuck
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>>722601010
ur a gay nigger fag and should go rip off ur cok before I rape ur mother.
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>>722601047
>>722601030
>>722600882
thats it im raeping all ur mothers.
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>>722585414

just the opposite. with mandatory enrollment, you are making a sacrifice for your country despite your intentions. You should be honored.

If you volunteer, you are making a career move. A career move that if an American at least, should be far less honored than actual jobs where people risk their lives to keep us safe like policemen and firemen. Congrats on putting you life on the line to liberate iraq, a sovereign nation that we had no right to invade and murdered hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqis in the process. Pat yourself on the back soldier for being a murdering piece of trash that made the world no safer.
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I think instead of a military we all just have global purge and kill everyone.
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>>722600939
#winning.. also known as earning your shit but they call it welfare.. but being a piece of shit with no job 1882348 kids and a drug problem.. dats the white man fault and we shud pay dems.
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>>722591089
Domestic economics, and distributing the profits of war, are your fault (i.e. the voter's).

Don't blame the military for the country rewarding oligopolies.
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>>722600828
That didn't address anything I said but ok. And yeah keep stroking your cock to American imperialism. Don't even think about how it's been the root cause of tons of conflicts from Africa and the Middle East now. He'll look at the Philippines. We killed civilians like it was our job there. And you wonder why they're prez is a bit salty these days.
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>>722579990
yeah, my uncle served in korea for 4 years, and he never shuts up about it. fucking special licence plate, hat, patches on his jacket bla bla bla
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>>722601133
>>722601145
>>722601135
>>722601133
>>722601239
>>722601232
take ur raep with pride soldiers!
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>>722601145
hah, no drugs. No kids. I probably drink a little too much on weekends, but Sunday I recover and by Monday I'm back in tip-top shape.
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>>722586855
You invaded another country for US profits, go fuck your self
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>>722591784
I'm a liberal and I just enlisted.

In the future, please use the term "globalists" or "pro-illegalers" not just blanket "liberals."

I'm a pro-Trump, America First, anti-illegal-immigration liberal.
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>>722601467
Attention sir. Your mother fucks herself at night.
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>>722600939
what makes me sad is I know people who are really fucked up after (both) iraq wars - they don't get taken care of very well.

both are drug addicts now - both have tried and failed to get shit done with their life.

they both are / were decent people ( guy i know from 1st iraq war I haven't seen in 10 years - not sure if he is still alive ). I've always felt military country sort of let them down.
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>>722600434
Best post in the thread
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>>722579990
>that thinks the world owes them everything because they chose to

All the ex soldiers that I know that saw combat or the results of combat think they fucked uo and that war is bullshit.

Then there are a bunch of shitfucks that never saw combat an think they are better than other people and the world owes them something.
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>>722601467
to be fair, it was more about neocon's wanting to restructure our military to be leaner and more efficient - not so much "profit". That was a side benefit for halliburton / blackwater / etc. Honestly, I'm still not sure who all got rich off those wars.
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>>722579990
>be me
>be in uni level us history
>talks about after the american revolution
>professor says something that triggers a soldier
>"many of the militia and continental army weren't paid for years"
>"but they believe in something and were willing to fight for it"

>"thats fucking stupid i wouldn't fight for free"
>one kid ask a soldier a question
>"if another country attacked us, and they couldn't pay you, would you still fight"
>"no"
>"then it's just a job to you, and the values behind the job don't mean anything to you"
>soldier fumes red
>"I SERVED OVER 9000 TOURS!"
>MY LIFE WAS ON THE LINE FOR YOUR FREEDOMS
>"what freedoms were on the line?"
>"THE RIGHT TO ACT LIKE AN UNGRATEFUL LIBERAL"
>professor tries and calm the situation
>"GOOD MEN DIED FOR YOUR FREEDOMS OVER THERE SO YOU BETTER ALL RESPECT IT"
>no one says anything
>"But you still haven't asked what freedoms were at jeopardy"
>"YOU'RE RIGHT TO BE FREE"
>"you do know the government threatens more of your civil liberties than the majority of the middle east"
>Soldier drops the class that day

seriously if you don't bow to them like they're the fucking avengers they flip out
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>>722601742
Here's a /b/ro tip to making friends. No one cares what you think.
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>>722588207
Choosing a better career than being a pawn in a chess game between countries doesn't make him a coward.
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>>722600434
>>raise dogs for under the counter money
please tell me you aren't raising nigger pits
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>>722586989
>ignoring the multi-trillion dollar military industrial complex the US has
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Having an army + war with other humans is really fucking retarded
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>>722579990
the worst is when you know a family that is a giant bleeding heart for solders because one of their family memebrs died over seas.
I feel for them I really do losing a family member is never easy but its like I cant help but feel like theyre blindly loving the army as a whole to justify the death of their family member.
The army uses brain washing tactics on their soldiers but its always surprising to me when the family of said soldier is brain washed as well
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>>722601633
Absolutely true. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a bit of a consistent drinker when I got back home. remember around 8pm, every night, I'd start to get a sort of anxiety that would swiftly creep up on me. 6-10 beers would bring me back down to a good spot. A a spot where I could relax, watch tv, read, or go to bed.

After a year however, the anxiety just kind of faded away. Others from my unit were not so lucky. Plenty of good people getting into really severe problems with drugs and alcohol.

Where I live, we have so many veterans in the population that there is a 'veterans court' where people are sent if they get into trouble with the law.

These courts are far more lenient, and will often do everything that they can to keep a veteran out of jail or getting convicted of a crime. Usually vets are sent to some form of probation if they promise to work with the VA on their substance abuse.

It's certainly not enough, but that's one little step that my Texas county has taken to trying to help these people.
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>>722582031
You ain't shit. Your momma ain't shit. Your dad ain't shit either. Fuck your brother, fuck your sister, fuck your cousins, your uncles, aunts, your dog, your cat, your whole worthless life and everyone involved. Fuck em' all. Oh, and fuck you too faggot.
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>>722581546
>implying modern soldiers are defending Americans' rights instead of simply acting as henchmen for the political and economic elite
The only wars actually fought for freedom and American rights were WW2 and the Revolutionary War.
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If you kill a dude because hes not using the uniform of your flag, or you kill any human , is a fucking retarded way of living your stupid life.
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>>722602194
I agree these soldiers are retards.
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>>722589547

pretty sure that's that "freedom" thing you faggots like to say you fight for
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>>722584367
You know literally nothing about OP.
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>>722602137
That is a good idea about the VA court - I'm glad to hear that. I'm a recovered drug addict, so obviously I run into the vets with drug/drink problems.

I'm pretty confident one of these guys is going to kill himself ( or someone else ) one day. He's always packing, goes on crack binges, explosive temper - and he obsesses on things. I suspect he is borderline + ptsd + depression and shit. Hes been clean for a year or so now - but yeah. I just feel for the guy.

I'm glad to hear you are doing ok.
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>>722601980
says the 4 year old who doesnt know anything about the way the world really is
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>>722602354
>an for a year or so now - but yeah. I just feel for the guy.
you're a feminine snowflake faggot. Where is your boyfriend, gaywad?
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>>722602372
>>722602372
lol what does the world have to do with fighitng wars because bush said so?
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>>722601239
You're right fuck around and find out isn't a good defense. I was shorthandinG the fuck out of that. Whether these people are involved with 9/11 or not, I don't give a shit. To see what they were and things they promote today, the downfall of Western civilization, Sharia law, a lot of their backwards ass culture. People say we're oppressing them but you see what happens when these assholes get to run wild and try and spread their religious beliefs. Ive met the good and the bad on both sides of the coin. I know that the whole thing about stopping the spread of communism failed gloriously in the 50s I'd like to think of the campaign that we've been in since the 90s is something similar about trying to stop the spread of shitheads. My father was in the gulf war and I'm in this one. Don't tell me that it's been all for not. To address the whole killing women and children thing, that's the collateral of war. Innocents die and you don't have a choice. You do your part you make sure that you know what's on the end of that rifle when you pull that trigger because there is no taking that back. We may not be doing the best job of trying to make the quality of life better for those people but we're fucking trying.
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>>722602372
>>722602464
I agree if anything, the world has nothing to do with war. Its only retards that think otherwise
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>>722602487
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Kill a guy for freedom is the most stupid think to do. Go eat, fuck, dance, play, and enjoy your family.
Why da fuck you have to go to kill a sand nigger to defend freedom ?
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>>722602678
is that your boyfriend?
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>>722602605
Fight me bitch.
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>been USAF for 3 years
>medically retiring
>all the same benefits as someone who put in 20 years
>$1550/month tax free for life

Fucking lel
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>>722602494
its idiots like you that think if we dont have a military everything would be fine. love peace and all that bullshit..... there will always be war people will always want what you have the only way you keep your shit is fight..... the world might as well come to your house fuck your wife your girlfriend mom dad dog whatever you have attachment to in your life cause you dont havethe balls to defend it..... you are worthless and should kill yourself
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>>722602816
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
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>>722601232

>oh, well, I just do the fighting

you don't vote?
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>>722602937
your mother should kill herself
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I think usa is great, but youre bipolar country, invented internet, and bomb a shit poor country in the other half of the planet is really Dumb, bring interesting things for the rest of the planet is the perfect way if you want, bomb the shit out of poor countrys, is a really sad way of being a country.
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>>722603038
if i wanted cumback i would slap it out of your mouth you stupid cunt
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>>722602816
Hey hows it going? I am contacting you through my associates son's profile, for i tend to keep my Identity confidential. Soooo my girl Ronny has been telling me that you've been harassing her through numerous messages. Now i'm not some pussy like you that would call the cops or any shit like that. I take matters into my own hands. So if you continue to mess with her, I will find where you live with my IP tracker, which tracks down the computer or any device in which the message is sent. I have countless sources and options in means of making your life a place worse than hell. I don't bother to track down people like you myself, all i do is contact one of my many associates at my disposal. Now i don't care if you're some fucking minor, if you mess with me, my friends, or loved ones, You will end up fucking paranoid in the corner of your closet.If you're over 18, that's even better. For I do not have to be merciful. So i am giving you a choice, from now on, just simply forget you ever knew she existed, and you don't have to look forward to anything.....unpleasant. Or, you can continue to message her, and have her give me a call, find where you are, and contact someone, and depending on where you are, should definitely take less than a month and a half, for i have associates in many states and cities. I should not have to give any more detail. Your location is but a few calibrations and buttons away. I trust you will do what is best for your future, Because you would have to be a complete fool to deny this chance for forgiveness. Plus, it would save me some time, money, and debts. So please, be smart about this, after all, i know you can feel pain. -Sincerely, The Outlook
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>>722586855
you should have either gone back complaining about injuries or consulted a 2nd doctor, even if they did nothing, as long as it is documented that you claimed / complained about it, you can use it as leverage for disability/settlement money

but it would have had to have been before you left the service
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>>722602354
Congrats on choosing life, man. I wish you the best of luck with your recovery. I know that road is difficult. I have the utmost respect for those who actively fight against themselves in search of something better.

As for your friend, please encourage him to seek treatment at the VA. Hopefully one day he'll talk about how he wants to change, and that is your chance.

The VA has drug/alcohol treatment facilities that specialize in the combination of problems your homie is dealing with. They;re 100% free as well.

I wish both of you the best of luck.
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>>722603152
yeah he should settle under the disability called mental retardation. He would fit the bill.
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>>722601784

who's trying to make friends on an anonymous board?
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>>722594642
holy shit man.

Just be a good husband and father and try and live a good life. It wouldn't help anyone to find out the truth. Do you still keep in contact with the guy who covered your ass?
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>>722602941
Again fight me bitch
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>>722594642
People these days seem to think we are some sort of Internet vigilante group, That couldn't be further from the truth. We are the little voice in the back of your head that wants to fuck your hot sixteen year old daughter. We are the father who beats his six year old child simply because he spilled his beer. We are every chef that's ever spit in some random person's food for the hell of it. We are the pyromaniac who burns down the homeless shelter for shits and giggles. We are the person who rapes the same girl twice. We are that feeling you get when you beat your pets; and enjoy it. We see some guy hang himself live, we laugh. A wrestler kills his family, we laugh. Some maladjusted Asian shoots up his university, we laugh. Fifty-thousand die in North Korea, we laugh. AIDS ravages a continent, we laugh. An Austrian man locks his daughter in his basement for 24 years and fathers 8 children with her, we laugh. A religion invented by a psychotic writer swindles countless gullible fucktards out of their cash, we laugh, and then go kick his religion's ass just for the hell of it. We aren't some vigilante group righting wrongs. We aren't your friends, your buddies or your saviors. Your feelings mean nothing to us. We are human nature unencumbered by pointless ethics, foolish moralities or arbitrary laws and restrictions. We are every dark impulse you have; unrestrained and fully realized. We are what deep down, you wish you were. We exist as a means for instant gratification, purely at our own whim. We have no culture, we have no laws, written or otherwise. We are an autonomous collective, each an insignificant part of a whole. You cannot assimilate us, we do not change. You cannot defeat us, we do not exist. You cannot infiltrate us, we know our own. We do not sleep, we do not eat and we do not feel remorse. We will tear you apart from outside and in, we have all the time in the world.
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It drives me fucking insane. I know someone that's in the Air National Guard and she's constantly all high and mighty about. Alwats up on her high horse, "I'm proud to serve my country, blah blah blah." Always takes advantage of every discounted or free service/event for vets. She's never seen any real action and never fucking will. But she acts like she's John Fucking Rambo, single-handedly liberated an entire country, and everyone should get on their knees and worship the very ground she walks on.
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>>722602803

funny how the first thing that comes to your mind is two guys fucking
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>>722603519
well im a girl irl so it makes sense.
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>>722603555
>>722603555
tits or gtfo!
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>>722603506
tell her the appropriate amount of discount or benifits obtained in a year is not to exceed 60 dollars its in regulation.
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>>722603579
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little faggot? I'll have you know my name is John and I was the captain of a football team, and was the starter on my basketball team and have over 300 confirmed girlfriends. I am trained in Guido warfare and I hate every single one of you. You are nothing to me but just fat, retarded lowlifes. I will get straight A’s the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get pussy that easily? Think again, fucker. As we speak my girlfriend is blowing me (Shit is SO cash). You're everything bad in the world, faggot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I am pretty much perfect in over 700 different ways. Not only do you jerk off to pictures on facebook, but you spend every single second of your day looking at stupid ass pictures. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "cash" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't stop being a stranger, you didn't hit me with your best shot, and now you're jerking off to naked drawn Japanese pictures. I will shit fury all over you and I will take it to a whole new level. You're a faggot who should just kill yourself. Thanks for listening.
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>>722603107

sounds like dumb shit someone in the military would say
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>>722603384
What the Sightstone did you just fucking say about me, you little bronzie? I’ll have you know I graduated bottom of my class in Elo Hell, and I’ve been involved in 500 failed Baron steals, and I play with a blank Rune page because Runes are for pussies. I am trained in Split Pushing and I’m the best flamer in Elo Hell you’ll ever see. You are keeping me from getting Challenjour. I will Smite you the fuck off the map with Righteous Glory the likes of which has never been seen on Summoner’s Rift, you fucking scrub. You think you can win this game after flaming me? Think again, you little fuck. As I type, I’m tracking your pussie IP address and DDOSSING your little bitch ass off the game, faggot. Your internet will be so slow Internet Explorer will seem like a fucking Cheetah. You fucked yourself, kid. I will que Ranked every time you do, every day, never missing. I can die to a tower seven hundred ways. Not only can I build six Tears and make you cry IRL, but I was raised in Elo Hell, meaning you will never escape my grasp. My skills have allowed me to gain 5 LP every game and lose 20, which makes climbing out of this abyss the hardest thing you will ever do, you fuck boi. If only you could have known what those spam pings would have brought down upon you, maybe you would have just fucking CS’D the minions. But you couldn’t, wouldn’t, and now you’ll lose all your Elo, you fucking faggot. I will go full Classic Teemo jungle on your ass. You’re never getting out of Elo Hell, kid. GG.
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>>722603449

tl;dr
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>>722603384
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NASA Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Mars, and I have over 300 confirmed launches. I am trained in rocket science and I'm the top astronaut in the entire US space program. You are nothing to me but just another planet. I will orbit you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this solar system, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of aerospace engineers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the launch, maggot. The launch that launches the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can launch you to the moon in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in rocket science, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration and I will use it to its full extent to launch your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will launch shit all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
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