ITT haikus ill start >(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) >(You)

I like to touch willy,
I'm talking about my teeny tiny penis,
It makes a big mess.

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>>722579909
you cannot haiku, faggot
>i like to tou-ch wi-lly (7)
>I-m tal-king a-bout my tee-ny ti-ny pe-nis (13)
>it ma-kes a bi-g me-ss (8)

OP is a fag
You cannot deny the fact
that he sucks big cocks

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes, they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

>>722579909
>>722580392
>what are syllables

>>722579630
i'd like to point out that the point of haiku isn't to count syllables, but to merge seasonal imagery in a minimal but expressive way.

>>722579630

Dark rooms and bright screens,
Collapse into sleep... in time.
Furry dicks 'til then.

>Darkness falling slow
>Silent like radiant snow
>I am become death

>>722581146
I understand that
You wanted to make a point
But nobody cares

>>722581146
Poetry-fag thinks
When he should express the feels
In his wintry heart

>>722579630
suck my dick, faggot
suck it long and hard and good
i will not pay you

Feint scent of beauty
Sakura blossoming now
My penis is small

kindle for summer
Set ablaze the furnace sky
My manhood troubled

>>722580392
Neither can you
>I'm
>touch
>big
>mess
Are just one syllable per word

I hate doing stuff

fuck off and die nigger kikes

Fuck the nig is me

>>722581146
Summer is here
This summerfag thinks I care
Kill yourself newfag

His palms are sweaty,
Knees weak, arms are heavy
Mom's spaghetti

Shitposts and new memes,
All fall off the last page like
Negroes escaping.

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>>722579630
a classic

>>722579630

I like to eat puss
it tastes so damn good to me
may I please have more