Life hack : Military discounts HOLY SHIT. I have been getting

>>722573053
>>722573053

I do this too

Especially with discounts on meals

Unless of course... War were declared.

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>>722573053

ikr ..i get so much pussy and never pay for tickets

>>722573053
No you havent. You only get a discount if you can prove you were/are in the service and for that they ALWAYS ask to see your VA card. Stop being a lying faggot and go to bed kyle. You have school in the morning.

>>722573350
Whats that?

...war were declared.

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>>722573053

You're depraved

>>722573053
stolen valor definition:
falsely claiming military awards or badges they did not earn, service they did not perform, Prisoner of War experiences that never happened, and other tales of military derring-do that exist only in their minds
isnt this like a felony

>>722573366
Restaurants dont give a shit

They just see your uniform and just give you the 10% off

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>>722573053
There exists not a more practical hack of life than the one shown in this here macro.

>>722573574
Why do people get so fucking sensitive about this? Not OP, and I've never posed as a soldier before, but I really don't see the problem at all.

>>722573629
>>722573629
>isnt this like a felony

That's the sweet part
It's not illegal

>>722573635
Wrong. Absolutely wrong. Same with cops. They will never just assume. They want proof.

>>722573366
Nah bitch I just show up with my jacket on and they don't even second guess. And when they do ask I pretend I have ptsd.

Some waitress asked me one time for the card. I dropped the spoon I was holding and just looked straight ahead like I was lost in deep thought then snapped back and said sorry I was just remembering the Iraq and the boys I left behind.

>>722573053
For you op, don't forget to lube up
http://sextoyget.com/loverboy-bad-boy-next-door-beige-p48268.html

>>722573053
Against the law shitskin

>>722573053
You're a fucking faggot who should be arrested for that shit

>>722573769
"No man left behind" is mantra number 1

Bullshit detected.

>>722573053
old copypasta

>>722573053
Lol that is so stupid

>>722573629

lawyerfag here -- not a crime. First amendment right of free speech allows yuo to wear anything you want including medals and uniforms.

Getting free shit by deception can be fraud and get you arrested, however.

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>>722573769
ok you sir are a special breed of ignorant

>>722573686
Because someone died in that uniform for you, ya fucking jodie

>>722573769
B8ing this hard. You're not cool or funny. We all know you're lying. Maybe its time to get out of that dark basement, shave your neckbeard and get some sunlight.

While youre at it, take your ass past the army base in that fake uniform. Maybe our armed forces can beat some sense into you for impersonating a soldier.

>>722573741

stop shitposting, you are wrong and probably a virgin

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>>722573574
Yes, thank you, I think they see that quality in me.

>>722573838

false

>>722573053
good for you. free shit is always cool, ride the wave.
but if a couple of real green boys see you and drag you behind a dumpster I'll sign your casts.

>>722574132
>classing im losing and they know im lying so i must resort to insults

Get a life fag

stolen valor faggot

>>722573994
So?

Also wtf is a jodie?

>>722573968
I'm disappointed at how many people in this thread haven't realized this. You guys should all turn off your computers, sit in your room for an hour, and rethink yourselves entirely.

>>722573942

Florida lawyerfag here. This is the truth. Theft by false pretenses.

>>722574343
We're well aware of this.

>>722573994

I don't own an oil company. Nobody died for me. WTF?

>>722574334
>wtf is a jodie
die, don't bother to kill yourself. just die

>>722574419
I wanna believe that but I don't

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One time a cop stopped me for running a red light , when asked for my license I just said Afghanistan was a rough time then just look straight ahead in silence for about two minutes. He let me go and I was drunk LMAO

>>722573994
sure. But some of them just sat around doing IT just like the rest of us. Or cooking shitty food. Or fixing vehicles.

But do regular airplane mechanics get 10% off at McD's and people falling over themselves to give them insincere "thanks"? Do you call people names for wearing mechanics' coveralls if they haven't fixed a 737?

>>722574468
Thats fine. Doesnt bother me.

>>722574427
You didn't answer either of my questions.

>>722573994
unless it was a ww2 uniform, nobody died for me. they died for government stupidity and oil greed

>>722573366
Dubs confirmed

>>722574612
>Spotted the liberal cuck.

>>722574007
Agent Bond confirmed.

>>722574482
>>722573053

Know what would be funny?

If these guys actually earned all those tabs SOMEHOW and the guy with the camera got embarrassed.

But nobody has that much bling on their service uniform, not even SF and Seals.

>>722574731
cuck has lost all meaning, you'll need a new insult

>>722574731
>unable to distinguish liberal and libertarian shitposters
go back to high school, buddy

>>722574791
agreed on both counts

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>>722574482

This guy is my favorite. He wore that shit to an army basic training graduation.

>someone disagrees with my my ideas
>they must enjoy watching their partner get sexed by black dudes

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>>722574482

>>722573053
I know you're trying to troll but as an active duty military officers, I ain't even made. It's not against the law for you to wish you were me but to try to be like me for monetary gain is. Oh and you will get caught. Lots of veterans around that love to identify guys like you.

>>722573053
the only people stupid enough to fall for this bait are people who are in the military

I keep an old Timex watch stuffed up my ass, just in case they need proof.

>>722574854
Alright. Lets take it back to a more original and simple insult. How about FAG. Eat a bag of dicks. Then choke to death on them.

>>722574612

Dude, even if it was a WWII uniform.

Why do you think the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor? Because the US started embargoing oil. The whole Japanese war machine was running on US oil before then. Hell, it's likely that the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor were running on Texas gas.

>>722574612
Haha, you're welcome for that bubble of ignorance that I and my brothers have provided for you.

itt: pussies crying about stolen valor. i dont even wear that garbage and ask for military discounts everywheres

>>722575133
fag is kinda played out too. it's better than cuck though

>>722575012
...waste your whole life to be owned by the government...faggot.

>>722573053
Isn't that illegal? I hope you're trolling.

>>722573053
can't wait to see you on a expose video then!

>>722573053
Infantry vet here, honestly idgaf. Most people will think you have some sort of mental disability and leave you alone lol. If that 10% off at red lobster means that much to you by all means continue to throw your dignity away for that extra crab leg or w/e

>>722573686

actually, I just wanted to post Frylock

>>722574484
As the tip of the spear B-1 Pilot, I can say that those guys are crucial support to make the mission happen. Sure, everyone sees me doing the job but I'm just the tip of the iceberg of effort put into putting bombs on target on time.

>>722575382
With that being said if you get caught in the wrong place with the wrong people that uniform will be gone and you'll have a tooth gap or two to remind you its a dumb idea

>>722574007

Triggered

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>>722574154

>>722575257
Why you so butthurt? Did the government not give you your welfare check this month little nig?

>>722575213
explain yourself. any war or "armed conflict" since 1945 has been kinda pointless. vietnam is still communist, and the world didn't end. korea is still at stalemate. middle east is in an even worse condition and has actually made americans security and lifestyle worse by UIS military involvement.

>>722575382
I will faggot

>>722575213

my brothers and I

>>722573053
STOLEN VALOR
Just kidding, man that's pretty sweet. How much was it?

>>722575587
cool man hope you can get some help in the future

>>722575257
Military officer pay is enough for me to move out of my mother's basement, cuck. My ancestors smile upon me, can you say the same?

>>722575509
Well that's cool. I love ATHF.

>>722575529
But you know who else is crucial support? Guys who fix up passenger airplanes. Guys who run the businesses and charities that make the country worth living in.

>>722574548
I'm not the guy you were talking to, I'm just a random guy who thinks you're an idiot.

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>>722575688
As long as they include the discount

>>722575612
"You see grammer is very important to the Nazi Party."
I like you anon.

you are not heroes. you are people who choose to do a job. a difficult, dangerous often shitty job.
but so do cops and firefighters.

>>722575872

Spelling too.

>>722575783
Mind answering them anyway? I don't care who answers. I'm just looking for answers. This military shit really pushes peoples' buttons.

It means you are ignorant of the world around you. There are many a fuckstick that would love to remove your way of life.

>>722575230
Not the guy you responded to, but I'm not so sure. I feel like fag has fallen out of favor as of late, I think it's deserving of a major comeback.

>>722575936
Also heroes. What do you do? Flip burgers? Balance someones checking account? Sell cars? Yeah your job is so much more heroic.

>>722575813
2muchedge

>>722575612
You're right. Thank you.

>>722575257
If you can't beat em join em you dumb faggot.

>>722574007
Ahem...you....rustled?

I served. The best day of my life was when I got my DD-214. The military is bullshit.

GI Bill is pretty sweet though. Not gunna lie.

>>722576065
burger flippers are pretty fucking heroic when you're drunk and hungry on a saturday night

>>722573053
this is bait

>>722575257
Waste your whole life on an image board where everything will be gone in 15 minutes...

>>722576124
Nah. Just feeding the animals at the zoo.

>>722575936
and oil rig operators
and 7-11 and liquor store cashiers
and construction workers
and civilian sailors

>>722576065
these are literally jobs someone might do in the military. okay, not selling cars, but still.

>>722573892
Wait wait wait. The guy who started a thread about how he pretends to be a veteran to get discounts is only PRETENDING to be a veteran to get discounts?
I'm shocked. My jaw is on the goddam floor.

>>722573053
State and city

>>722576258

Recruiters are right up there with used car salesmen.

military fags are so easy to rustle.
actual special snowflakes.

>>722573942
Sorry, wearing official military attire is a crime. If any military personnel or public defender ask to see your military id and you are a civilian, you can be arrested and taken to jail for impersonating the military, same as wearing a public defender uniform.

>>722575936
>implying most military members view themselves as more heroic than first responders
Apples to Oranges anon

>>722576157
....i actually can't argue with true statements such as that. You win anon, you win. But only because i laughed.

>>722575731
Any of those people in those jobs have a clause that can be called unto to give their life for their comany? Did you take an oath for that?

>>722576352
most first responders don't constantly mention that they are first responders and demand instant respect because of their career choice.

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>>722573350
>>722573459

>>722576065
I think you missed the point.

>>722576203
Trollzoooooooooooo!

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Welcome to Applebee's, how many in your party?

>>722575731
Serving in your country's military doing whatever for decent pay is more deserving of respect than serving a company for a far greater pay

>>722576345
I'm just bored. Pcsed and Internet gets hooked up tomorrow at my new house. So no gaming and the base gym is so far away.

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>>722576644
Nice double dubs. And yes quite the troll zoo.

>>722573629
Except it's not really stolen though, is it? It's more like pirate, or counterfeit valour.

>>722574731
>blindly supports the government
I think we all know who the real cuck is

>>722576430
yep, it's called "the draft"

>>722576157
They're the real heroes. #1 morale officers.

>>722576777
Trips confirmed.

>>722575813
cant deal

>>722576690
but why?

>>722576809
>blindy

No. Not at all.

you'll all be replaced by drones soon enough. some of you might even get to operate the drones. that'll be heroic though, eh?

>>722576348
>public defender uniform
It's illegal to wear a poorly fitted, rumpled suit if you're not a court-appointed lawyer?

>>722576812
People don't have to sign up for the draft fuckwit

>>722577036
You have to register when you turn 18

>>722576812
Kek. Signed up for the draft so your pretty much spec ops huh?

BTW, we don't take the mentally handicapped.

>>722573053
I want to punch that kid in the face rn

>>722577036
you don't have your draft card?
that's actually illegal

>>722577124
No you do not.

>>722576504
>demand instant respect
>plz don't insult my line of work by calling me a murderer
>hey do you have a military discount. here is my ID
>demand respect
The people who want people to worship them usually aren't actual military

Lols everyone on here who is butt hurt doesn't know this is trolling bait

>>722573769
Lol k

>>722577169
Last time someone was prosecuted was in the 80s doof.

>>722576990
You would think that but manned aircraft always has the flexibility and better judgement than a drone platform.

>>722577154
I'm as much spec ops as layabout #6 at Scott AFB

>>722576504
>most first responders don't constantly mention that they are first responders and demand instant respect because of their career choice.

I have yet to ever meet one actual veteran who's done this.

You anti-military cucks are fucking hilarious- the jealousy is real

>>722573350
kek

>>722575813
the meems

>>722577328
This.

>>722577286
>Last time someone was prosecuted was in the 80s doof.

Here in Canada we have the balls to prosecute that shit.

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/fake-soldier-franck-gervais-charged-with-impersonating-a-public-officer-misleading-use-of-badge-or-uniform

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>>722573350
>mfw war were declared

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>>722573053
>>722576665
well well well

you must not meet many vets then. i got nothing against the military, its a valid career choice. but the ones i know are fucking tiresome.

>>722575813
Fuck

>>722577492
>>722573459
> forgetting english has a subjunctive mood

>>722573693
>what is Stolen Valor act of 2005
>what is Stolen Valor act of 2013

Stolen valor is top bait. I never get tired of it.

>>722576348

Please provide five (5) examples of video evidence of anyone ever being arrested.

>>722577481
I would be embarrassed to admit I was from canada. That's pretty ballsy.

>>722577771

That'd be were war declared.

>>722577771
You don't watch tv much, do you?

>>722577169
I never got mine either. Nothing happened.

>>722577906
not in that sentence, but sometimes, yeah.

>>722577995
no one's actually going to arrest you for it, but it's about as likely to be enforced as stolen valor

>>722573350

>war were declared

>>722577771
>being so obsessed with being a nerd you have zero knowledge of pop culture

>>722577169
>>722577995

I believe they don't issue draft cards anymore. You are registered when you get/renew your drivers license at age 18. You can look yourself up if you wonder if your registered or not at the selective service website.
https://www.sss.gov/Registration/Check-a-Registration/Verification-Form

>>722577328
>being this delusional
>implying joining the military isn't the most cuck worthy thing possible
Fucking kek

>>722575813
Fag

>>722577685

Most just don't bother to tell you.

>>722577481

>community service

worth it

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>>722573942
Idiot.
1. Wearing of Medal of Honor when not authorized is a felony.
2. Impersonating an officer of the armed forces is a felony.

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>>722573053
Nice LARPing, but in all seriousness...

How does it feel to abandon all sense of taste, morals, scruples, and honor?

>>722574731
Spotted the cuckservative. Bet you enjoy Cheese Pizza

>>722579223
it feels 10% cheaper than average

>>722576504
most military people don't fucking bring it up unless asked about it. Even when in uniform.

It's a sure sign that someone is full of shit, or was probably a worthless sack of shit while serving if they constantly brag about their service.

>>722579223

Depends on if some troglodyte got mad that day.

>>722576809
Guy doesn't like liberals != blindly supports the government.

>>722578803
For reasons right?

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>>722579351
>that answer actually made me chuckle, you're clever m8

But how do you FEEL? I've never engaged in acts of mass fraud, so I'm curious. I've read about psychopathic/pathological lying and there were references to dopamine and serotonin releases during the act, so as a bit of a hobbyist psychiatrist I'm curious.

TL;DR: Did it do it for you?

>>722573053
Made me laugh OP. Thanks.

>>722579871
kinda like how i'm a liberal cuck if i don't support certain conservative ideals. see how it works?

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>>722580215
>But how do you FEEL? I've never engaged in acts of mass fraud,

fuck nigga this dude saving 10% off a chicken turkey meal, give it a rest

>>722578401
>implying people watching 17-year-old tv shows aren't nerds

>>722573053

You steal my dad's old uniform and then put a bunch of medals, ribbons and insignia in the wrong place?

That's my last name. you're a douchebag

>>722573053
You'd better learn how to arrange the awards on your uniform. I could tell you were fake just from your salad bar.

As much of a piece of shit I am for visiting this site, fuck you you fake ass faggot

>>722580161
>every aspect of your life is now controlled by the government
Looks like a cuck,walks like a cuck,sounds like a cuck, probably a cuck

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>>722573053
also, wearing a volcom shirt underneath kinda gives it away that it's bullshit.

>>722580618
I want to know if he had a rush or not.

>>722579186
Nobody fucking cares but cuck service turds. Go die so the rest of us can have cheap gas and fuck your wives while haji is laying roadside bombs to blow your little balls off. Thanks for purging your weak genitics from the pool.

>>722573053
That's called stolen valor and its illegal

>>722580679
>t. The wife's Son
Was she a Dependopotamus, a she-cuck, or now a divorcee?

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>>722581616
do it yourself and find out

>>722581870
Getting killed for oil is not hero worthy. But kill yourself, now that's an hero.

>>722573053
You know that this is highly illegal right?

>>722581876
no, she was an air force officer for a few years and continued to work for most of time my dad was in service.

>>722573942
wearing a rank is illegal... not the medals or the uniform

OMG STOELN VALR BRO!11ONE IM A REAL MARINE U CANT DO THAT OMG1

>>722582060
Citation needed.

>>722582229
not him but

"The Stolen Valor Act of 2013 (Pub.L. 113–12; H.R. 258) is a United States federal law that was passed by the 113th United States Congress. The law amends the federal criminal code to make it a crime for a person to fraudulently claim having received any of a series of particular military decorations and awards with the intention of obtaining money, property, or other tangible benefit from convincing someone that he or she rightfully did receive that award."

>>722581747
>t. An edgy kid, a hilariously snide liberal twat, a foreign shit stirrer, shill, or Australian/Canadian

Uncross your legs and get your hand off your face.

Can someone explain how I just went on a stolen valor confrontation video binge yesterday, and now today is the first ever stolen valor thread on /b/.
It's a simulation confirmed

>>722573350

In AD 2101, war were declared.

>>722581984
i can't.

>>722574334
a cuck who stays home while men go and fight wars

>>722573629

Spotted the jingocuck.

You know people get beat the fuck out of for doing this and being found out, right? I hope you don't live near military bases cause as soon as a military man or someone that is retired askes you about your service you will stumble. They even report this stuff on the news where I'm from. I'm by three major military bases.

>>722574484
When you're in the military you make sacrifices for your country, and the discounts are part of the way you get paid back. Regular mechanics are working in private industryou, totally different

>>722582728
If you're dumb enough to go get blown up for shit pay, then I'm not the cuck here, you are.

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>>722573350
>be me, navy officer
>hear siren, take gun and run
>gooks falling from sky
>shoot gooks but bullet falls
>jeeneeva convention too strong bullets fall down and get red ticket
>sergeant come and say to hold fire
>"sergeant war were declared"
>"no"

>>722581071
>What are terms of enlistment
Sure it's controlled by the government... for a set period of time. You're aware of this when you sign up. It's a good option for people who need a base to start from. Sometimes you have to play ball guy. The benefits afterwards are worth it for a lot of people, and it's especially a good place to start for people that are lacking in other opportunities.

>>722582357
Just waiting to hit the bars around the base right after your next deployment. I wonder how many of you cucks are raising kids that are not even yours.

>>722574484
Even rear echelons experience combat from time to time. Protip: you target your aforementioned enemy assets too, typically with specialized forces or massively destructive one-shot assaults with overwhelming forces.

And I feel compelled to mention that every pencil-pushing, bean-counting, bullet-polishing officer has to man a position when the bullets fly, and their situation is quantifiably worse when it happens.

>Shit, we're being hit with RPGs and AK fire and all my hand is this pistol and my swinging dick!

Sounds rough tbh.

>>722581747
My FAVORITE part about this anon is that the kind of service member that would actually get offended by this is probably someone who's never been in combat.

The army is literally for jackasses and faggots. My uncle was in for 25 years, deployed and shit, the family all missed him so they grew really fond of this idea of him. Now that he's back living near us we realized he's a alt right jackass. There's a reason a lot of army guys buy Asian women. It's because no one else would deal with them.

Also they volunteered to go die. I have no pity. If someone was pretendeding to be a person of my oppcupation, I wouldn't take it as an insult. There're just hired mercenaries.

The army is for fuckers

>>722575731
>charities
Notice how the people that run these charities are multi-millionaires?
>muh 9 cents to every dollar helps

>>722575813
Niggererb

>>722582011
Jesus guy look. I get it. The wars were for oil. I won't dispute that. But why take away from what little pride those service members get to have? A lot of them are honestly from low income areas who didn't have a lot of options for themselves.

>>722576125
>GI Bill

My college fucked me with paperwork, and I "somehow" got 3k of debt. Quit, fuck those assholes, but legally it's somehow ironclad so I'm eating it while supporting some relatives doing monkey work.

Not much call for civilian air defense technicians.

>>722573682
11/10

>>722584221
kek

>>722584214
Nothing like having someone trying to kill your ass to give you perspective on your major fuck up in life? Your all right anon.

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>>722581747

>fighting a war that is making politicians billions of dollars
>not protecting us from shit
>also we are fucking your wifes

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>>722576345
I'm a little annoyed, but that's the point of this site for me.

I feel here.

>>722575813
poop

>>722583359
>Little Johnny grows up in a shit neighborhood filled with crime
>Gets out of his shit public high school with minimal education
>Not enough money for college, only realistic options are join a gang or work in a minimum wage job for 20 years
>Decides military gives him a chance to get away from that.
>Gets blown up, survives
>After recovery from hospital gets called a cuck by entitled little shits that live in their mom's basement

>>722573942
The Stolen Valor Act of 2013 was signed by President Barack Obama on June 3, 2013. The Act makes it a federal crime to fraudulently claim to be a recipient of certain military decorations or medals in order to obtain money, property, or other tangible benefit

>>722585295
I'm 36 and posting from my condo. I'm about 2500 miles from my mom's basement.

>>722585295
some guy on here today was literally arguing that banging chicks was a beta move and sitting home on the couch and playing xbox with your roommates was alpha

so yeah, your post sounds about right.

>>722584631
>Low income
Poorly educated.
Easily brainwashed.
Disposable once used.

>>722585411
So you're what they call the "Champagne Socialist", hm?

>>722585411
I'm about 12 feet above it and your mom is spread eagle on the kitchen table

>>722585575
Kek, wish I'd been around to see that one.

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>Be me, 19, fresh out of high school going to community college
>6 of my close friends join the US armed forces
>I now have 0 close freinds
>Mfw the army sucks and they all regret it

>>722585657
I dunno, man.
I've seen some gooey fucks with that rank in the Guard.

>>722585674
Champagne? No, I'm not rich. Socialist, yes.
>>722585685
Fuckin based, man.

>>722573942
What about dressing like a cop? I thought that was illegal/unlawful/get you in shit.

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>>722573053
This nigger won WW2 single handedly. Nigger might have gone to the future and won WW3 by himself too.

>>722585579

/thread

>>722585858
>Socialist, yes.
Did you feel the Bern or are you from some other country?

Your thoughts on Bernie?

>>722585874
impersonating a cop

dressing like is a costume

parking your camaro in a handicapped spot and telling the guy who is calling you out on your shit that you're a cop is impersonating a cop

>>722586198
Thanks.

>>722586101
I'm American, and Bernie is my main nigger. I phone banked and was a caucus delegate for him.

>>722586101
>>722586636
I'm more of a socialist than Bernie is, though.

>>722585874
To be fair, dressing like/impersonating a lot of things is illegal.

>doctor
>diplomat
>refugee
>citizen
Pretty much anything where if you fuck up you stand to cause a lot of potential harm. What if Johnny Thriftstore is caught in an emergency situation wearing his collection of discount grabbing lies?

They'll either:
>run or do nothing, besmirching the professional reputation of their chosen alias
>fuck up terribly
>delay the call for professional help

Why allow people to do this?

>>722573053

Actual vet here. Jokes on you, almost no one gives discounts.

>>722573629

Making the claims is fine. It's only illegal if you receive benefits or compensation from the claims.

>>722586984
>dressing like
no

>impersonating
yes
protip: impersonating doesn't have to have anything to do with dressing like anything

>>722586998
that's ... funny?

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>>722586998
Me too, can confirm.

Last discount I got was when buying fireworks for a friend's parent's wedding in 2006, mah nigga gave me 3k worth of fireworks for about 1k. The hard firing shit too.

>tfw peed a fire out in the woods in a tux

>>722587390
Where's the defining line drawn?

If someone is dressed as an EMT and you get shot, wouldn't you rather he be able to patch you up or kill you in an agonizing fashion?

anyone who believes you have earned all those service badges with only a few years in and as a staff sgt and for as young as you look and the fact we are not in a brutal global level war where field promotions and blood medals are handed out like candy on halloween deserves to be ripped off by someone playing dress up.

>>722573769
>Some waitress asked me one time for the card. I dropped the spoon I was holding and just looked straight ahead like I was lost in deep thought then snapped back and said sorry I was just remembering the Iraq and the boys I left behind.
>snapped back and said sorry I was just remembering the Iraq and the boys I left behind.
>remembering the Iraq and the boys I left behind.
>remembering the Iraq
>'membering' this hard

No she gave it to you because you were being an autistic fuck and pitied you.
She didn't think you were some goddamn l33t SOOPER SOULJAH BOY

Fuck off with your faggotry

>>722584184
yes, if we were in an actual total war. But if we were in an actual total war they'd be bombing the cities, too, and civilians don't even get combat training or pistols. Sounds rough.

In the real world of today many people go without seeing combat in every branch of the military.

>>722584480
bill gates, multi-billionaire, starts a charity to give away his fabulous wealth.
this faggot: "Charity is a scam! See how rich he is?"

>>722587664
your mom never let you out on halloween did she

>>722587664
rescue squads do not just grab people off the street who are wearing the right clothes

>>722573053
If u look closely at the fuckin train track under your expert badge it says "shitposting"

>>722574484
737 mechanics don't work around literal tons of explosives on the daily faggot

>>722589075
what is jet fuel, alex?

>>722589193
Jet-A only burns in the perfect air/fuel ratio. Its really not that dangerous. Toxic for sure but youre in more danger at a gas station.

Besides, jet fuel cant even melt steel beams

>>722573053
id never say anything because its not worth making a scene, but yes i hate when people do this. and its not because i'm in the military and am like omg respect me stolen valorz.. its the opposite. i hate when people give me a discount and i fucking hate "thank you for your service" i didnt do shit lol.. theres so many more important jobs in this country than one literally anyone can do. its not a sacrifice, its not hard.. its a job just like any other.

>>722584221
Fucking autist, like the army is the only service branch, read a fucking book for once that's not gay fanfiction

>>722576930
No gov't =no society =no Internet for you to complain about patriotism

>>722589898
no civilian IT people = no internet for you to complain on

>>722585411
And you also know that that wasn't the point of my post.

>>722585579
That's my point too. These guys go into the military because it's the best of a bunch of bad options available to them. I don't understand why you want to take away what little pride those poor wretches get to have.

>>722573686
Because the uniform is earned.

Just like bikers will beat an SOA wannabe the fuck up. Patches are earned.

Stop playing dress up faggots

>>722591483
Kek I'm going to get my hands on a military uniform now just to trigger some welfare queens

>>722573693
Some chick just got sentenced to 20yrs in prison for it... So uh....

>>722573350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS3kiRYcDAo

>>722573693
yeah it actually is illegal but no one prosecutes it..
if you're in any career involving law you'll see how fucked our system is.
nothing short of you literally begging the judge to sentence you will get you convicted lol

>>722576348
kys

>>722591483
LOL earned by being a faggot, "defending muh freedoms" fuck off milifags.

>>722576348
no its not.. not unless you're trying to profit from it. ever hear of halloween? lol

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>>722592511
STOLEN FUCKING VALOR!!!!!!!!!!

>>722591607
it was for a bunch of shit, the stolen valor part was a misdemeanor

https://www.washoecounty.us/outreach/2017/01/2017-01-27-hoover-cipriani-sentencing.php

>>722592624
TAKE THAT OFF I EARNED THAT!

>>722575813
Please no, I just lost my aunt

>>722573629
He said he bought it at goodwill. Nothing stolen

>>722573682
>3 on the left
>10 on the right
>"2 more"

nice math faggot

>>722577771
You deserved to be off by one.