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Good evening, Anonymous! How was your Valentine's d- oh.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Good evening, Anonymous! How was your Valentine's d- oh. Uhh... I mean... Hey! Let's just get started!

>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION

>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!

>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.

>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.

>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.
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Blessing you all with my presence.
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I was donated a dub and rolled one myself . wat get ? Strawfag checking in :3
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>1 off
close Reimu
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-Koi
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hello my friends! how are you all?
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>>722572995
I see we got a frog now. Wont be around long though.
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>>722572995
thanks, Kermit Jesus.
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tarot read?

Does this girl hold feelings for me in any way? And in what way?
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Let's go.
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>>722572889
I want to steal your socks when you're not looking
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>>722572977
Its a shame that you would miss the threads, but I still hope you can get the job. I'll try to keep people posted if anyone asks why you're not here if you get it.

-Al
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>>722573134
hello my friend, do you want some of my tea? i just made it, its nice and fresh, and hot
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Hey hey thread

I'm still here

-Sweet Roll
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>>722572995
Thank.

>>722573063
What's good, Koi?
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>>722572957 im sorries - hands a bottle of fress water -
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>>722573134
sooo im sure you have said
but i def missed
so what you did for 14th of feb ?
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I'm still here.

-The prospective EMT with the overprotective parents.
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>>722573279
My cat's company, I think he's cheered me up a bit since I got him back from mum's.

>>722573200
Just the aspect of being an Aussie and getting a Day job.
-Koi
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>>722572767
She hasn't really shied from meeting. Just she can't afford to come out here; and I can't afford to go there, without losing something else important.
But we have tried to work out details for if I get money to.


>>722573023
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New thread as I arrive in toronto :) gotta get to the metro soon to get back to hostel.
Fae
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>>722573346
I worked. I had some chocolate as well, but largely left it in the coffee room for the rest of my coworkers.

>>722573362
Could you please explain to me their fears about someone suing you? It's not quite clear.
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>>722573108
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>>722573362
Why not ask them? (Ask them without being accusatory.)
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So i made the mistake of falling in love with this guy I've talked to for a few years in a chat room. We met up once recently and since then i can't get him out of my mind but he doesn't feel the same way or is blocking out his own shit. We're still skyping till we fall asleep like we used to but i have no idea what we even are anymore.send help plz
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>>722573105

>>722573063
Aren't you a day late?!

>>722573105
>Nine of Cups
There is a fertile environment between you two. It could blossom into something romantic with time and care.

>Five of Swords (Reversed)
There are slanderous forces working against you. She's hearing something from someone that is putting her off, but judging by the other cards, she doesnt' quite buy into the gossip.

>The Priestess
Her feelings for you right now are ones of subtle inspiration. She finds you a compelling influence to be around, someone who could possibly enrich her life by being in it.

>>722573148
Why do I have to not be looking?
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>>722572995
That's not a carpet you stupid puppet.
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>>722573568
They seem to be avoiding the topic currently, so that is a bit of a challenge...

>>722573558
>Could you please explain to me their fears about someone suing you? It's not quite clear.

They are afraid that I may get into an accident and another party will decide to sue us for all we have...
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>>722573555
be safe love

>>722573603
there's nothing wrong with being straightforward. the worst response is a no.
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>>722573070
Doing well, how are you quetz, still having extremely hot tea problems?

>>722573259
Hey hey Sweet Roll, I still want to talk. How was your Valentine's Day?

>>722573108
I can hear that. Don't I wish I could do the same.

>>722573239
Sorry phi, that's not the real me, I rarely use faces.

>>722573277
If I have time on the trip I'll do so. I'm planning it right now.

>>722573464
Nice jingle earlier. If you want I could try to screeencap everything and send it to you. It would be a bit of work but it would let you see what everyone's up to.

Sorry for the delay everyone, I had a lot of people to reply to.

-Al
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>>722573603
Reroll so i don't drink myself into a coma tonight
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>>722573683
Two days, here.
I recorded that during a Valentine's day and didn't get a chance to post it during any thread.
-Koi
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>>722573558
well in way better then mine ,
where i slept nearly all day when i came home from work ,
but like i said i had the best sleep ever
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I WISH TO HAVE MY FORTUNE TOLD GOOD SIRE/MADAM.
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>>722573555
say, fae, could you donate me your trips?
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And now I'm free to do runecasting! Just ask for a runecasting instead of a tarot reading and I'll get to you as soon as I can.

>>722570967
Ooh, you work quick! Are you going to learn how to cast them?
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>>722573745
I bet you're a guy and you called him "love". Do you even have an ounce of testosterone in your measly, weak body.
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>>722573822
Sure. For now I only have the aforementioned question for reimu. I'm super hung up on my family. Been having suicidal ideation and the like.
Fae
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>>722573751
You needn't do that if not much happens, but I'd check should you do that for me.
-Koi
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oh look it's the spammer that got sleighted by reimu when she was alice
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CO bro in love with Iowa girl.
Read on the relationship?
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>>722573603
After meeting up with him, it appears that his interest in you is waning? Is this correct? If so, could you describe what makes you think he is no longer interested?

>>722573717
That could happen at any time, regardless of whether you're going to school, volunteering, out shopping, etc. I'm in agreement with what Louise was hinting at. There is another reason that you should definitely try to uncover.

>>722573793
Sleep is always very well-appreciated.
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>>722573822
or i dont need it, but may i get a reading for general future, and also for my fortune and luck
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>>722573862
I had have two dubs and i wish to donate one to a fag below my post . and the other dub i wish to have a runecast . im not sure what a runecast is tho ;^;
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>>722573973
She? That's funny. Did you skip biology class? That thing has a penis, which qualifies it as a man. Sorry to burst your retarded la-la land bubble.
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>>722574013
noticee me uwu
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>>722573464
Having a pet does curb feelings of sadness and loneliness. I think I would have gone mad years ago if I hadn't gotten my cat.
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>>722574059
The trips are yours if you so vhopse :)
Fae
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>>722573683
>There is a fertile environment between you two. It could blossom into something romantic with time and care.

Seems to be the case, as there definitely seems to be a bit something there, but some uncertainty exists on the part, so I would need to determine how to proceed.

>There are slanderous forces working against you. She's hearing something from someone that is putting her off, but judging by the other cards, she doesnt' quite buy into the gossip.

I actually have a specific name in mind for that bit. And I suspected it for a while, same with her not buying it really.

>Her feelings for you right now are ones of subtle inspiration. She finds you a compelling influence to be around, someone who could possibly enrich her life by being in it.

Maybe? Though it seems like it might be the opposite with her being a positive inspiration on my life
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>>722574046
hello flat-faced man. How are things going for you tonight?
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>>722574013
well rested sleep for me is something i crave
i have sleep disorder and i can sleep for 15 hours straight ,
wake up and still feel tired + bonus a nice headache ,
i can sleep and 4 and feel rested but thats for like 30-40 mins then drop down
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>>722574126
I'm sorry, did you need something?
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>>722573862
it's in the works. I've honestly studied it ages ago, but talking with you rekindled the interest.
hopefully the stain brings our the grain, some look nice.

>>722574126
I'll notice you hon <3
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>>722574166
shhhSHHHhhhh, its a spammer, dont feed them
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>>722573862
Hey Vert, what were you working on, if you don't mind? Its always good to have you here, How have you been?

>>722573969
If something really important goes down I'll screencap it for you, other than that, I might just tell you how certain people you're interested in are doing and what the status of the thread is.

>>722573603
I don't have much experience on this end of the relationship, but I might be able to help with a few things. I'll keep listening in.

-Al
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>>722574133
Yeah, overall he's good company.
Occasionally wanting to sit on my lap or sleeping next to me.
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>>722573555
Nudge nudge. ;)
Fae
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>>722574166
Pretty good. I beat all the others to the egg.
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>>722572889
Can I smell your armpits? Please do a reading if you have time to see if it's in my future.
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>>722574221
yes, i offered you tea, but you never responded
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>>>722574088
And im not sure what do
To do anymore
-strawfag
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>>722574116
Looks like that stung didn't it
Didn't you hate how you got fucked over? Why don't you go ahead and keep perpetuating the cycle you're falling into
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>>722574263
I don't even understand people like you. There's good spams where it's like a different picture of a famous actor or something but this is just retarded. Fuck off you neckbearded pleb.
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>>722574231
I can hope that if he continues he at least answers me.

>>722574282
Cool, thanks for answering when I asked.
I know you didn't have to.
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>>722573973
Still don't know what it is that I supposedly did!

>>722573555
>Queen of Wands (Reversed)
>The Sun
>King of Cups
I'm not sure what to make of this one. It seems to be describing most of the barriers being on her side, but between the both of you, there's a bright future in the sun. It might not be exactly the kind of family you have in mind, but there's definitely some kind of happy situation for all of you in the future.

>>722573979
>The World
>Ace of Cups
>Wheel of Fortune
Lots of positive, powerful cards here. Your mind will be opened by this relationship. Joy and creative energies will overflow from your cup. And you'll have some luck on your side.
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>>722574013
>That could happen at any time, regardless of whether you're going to school, volunteering, out shopping, etc. I'm in agreement with what Louise was hinting at. There is another reason that you should definitely try to uncover.

Yea, but what could it be? The only two things I can think of.

1) Being afraid I'll be injured
2) Not doing it because I genuinely want to and that it's only because of the girl who tried motivating me to do this.
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>>722574358
How did I get fucked over? It's not I'm in a relationship with him. I'm glad you're a psychologist and you can determine all of my underlying problems because of a post.
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>>722574465
>Still don't know what it is that I supposedly did!
They wont say it because they don't want to relive painful memories
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>>722574269
That's what mine does. She used to run around the house like a moron, but I think she's starting to get arthritic, so she doesn't do that much anymore.
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>>722574371
Just spam because you got Black Sperm'd!
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>>722574210
Is this a diagnosed sleeping disorder or is it of your own suspicion? If it's the latter, rather than the former, I suggest you talk to your doctor. 15 hours is excessive.

The headache and tiredness comes naturally after 10 hours of sleep. The benefits of sleep follow a Gaussian trajectory.

>>722574330
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't notice; thank you very much *takes a sip* Is this the regular?
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>>722574088
Runecasting is, in some ways, rather similar to tarot. It's just reading the future through runes instead, in this case Elder Futhark runes. You can ask a specific question, or have a general reading. So what will it be tonight?

>>722574224
Ah, right, it's a relatively new interest for me so in some ways I'm still an amateur. I'm interested to see what they end up looking like!

>>722574247
What was I working on? If you meant tonight, I was watching a friend play through RE7. I've been pretty good though! How are you?
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>>722574465
Man.
Like every time I do a tarot reading I get Ace of Cups.
To be fair that's only like 5 times.
Always makes me feel good. I don't want to believe in it cause it's hocus pocus, but every time things seem to get better afterwards.
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>>722574465
Thank you reimu.

Most definetly her side with everything going on. I would honestly be with her again as pathetic as my family would think it would be. Even I would be scared to go through it again, but he'll she's the mother of my kids. I care about her.
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>>722574550
I was Alice for about... 6 months... during which I only interacted with one person in particular... Alice2. So I don't get it. What could I have possibly done to this other rando?
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>>722574616
thanks black sperm man, I'm glad you're not auto-posting, it makes me feel less lonely
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>>722574371
Thanks for that random, generic "insult" that doesn't even pertain to me. And the fact that you're displeased with my spam only shows me that it's great.

You just got black sperm'd.
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>>722574640
no, i decided to mix it with another kind of tea, i forgot what kind, but it tastes great
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>>722574606
My guy's still fairly young, about 7 years old. He enjoys running up the stairs here. He's definitely fairly mellow, watching out the front door, laying near me or near his big scratch post, or even hiding under my bed.
-Koi
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>>722573751

I spent it working on something for the thing I'm doing and it was a pain in the ass

I was still working on it today

and it refused to be any less of a pain in my ass

But I'm almost done, and I hope the problem is isolated to just this thing, if it isn't, it's really going to suck for me

-Sweet Roll
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>>722574674
Now that i have another dubs id like to donate to a fag that isnt spamming that face . so same principle but the spamface guy doesnt count. Ill take a general reading please :3
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never fear, ricky is here
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>>722574640
sadly even if i go to doctor it wont go away
problem is i work on shifts and tend to be more night person,
this is something that happen even before hight school
>mfw you played WoW all night and have to go to school in 1 hour
then was fucking tired for reals could sleep all night but yeh
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>>722574802
You exist, that's what you did to me. And are you telling me that for 6 months you were imprisoned by your crippling mental illness into thinking you were some kind of female character? You need help... you just got black sperm'd.
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>>722572889
Tell me about myself and the moon, friend.
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>>722574713
You might be a naturally artistic or creative person. Cups are aligned with the element of water. They represent creation, fertility, imagination, compassion... all very emotional acts that add things to the world.
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>>722574674
Watching a friend can be work too. Right? I've been doing rather well. Other than watching your friends play, have you been up to anything else cool recently?

>>722574907
Its a shame you had to spend Valentine's Day working. I hope you can get it finished pretty soon. What were you working on?

-Al
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>>722574469
There's little utility in trying to guess what their true reasoning is behind it. You'll have tease it out of them. When that fails, you demand it from them, respectfully.

However, if I had to venture a guess, given what little information I have to go off of? It's concern for your safety.

For the sake of completeness, however, what makes you think that their reason is #2? Have you been one to be easily influenced by others in the past?

>>722574865
The blend is wonderful; thank you very much, quetz. I see you're continuing to hone your tea-making abilities.
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can I have a general reading? runes or tarot?
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>>722575143
Say that to yourself, out loud.

Go out and public and say that to people, I wanna see how long it takes for you to get punched in the face. Black sperm'd!
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>>722575071
yeah you're right the only one with crippling mental illness here is you
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>>722575143
GAY!

black sperm'd
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>>722575143
reimu, please acknowledge my dubs and do my reading, notice me senpai
>>722574059
>>722573822


-quetz
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well, I'm heading out for the night. apologies for silence, but I'll be back friday with renewed vigor. <3 I love you all.
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>>722575278
>>722575302
>responds twice to the same post
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I'm tired of being angry all the time. I'm sick of being a dissapointment to my friends and family. I'm just so tired of everything. Nothing I used to enjoy entertains me anymore, I just get frustrated about not being as good as I used to be. I don't have a good outlet for anything so I just get so worn down all the time. The only times I don't feel like this is when I'm stoned, but I've been smoking daily for like 2 years now and I feel like such a worthless piece of shit about it but it's the only thing that makes me feel better so it's very hard for me to quit. I'm also broke all the time.

Anyone else wish they weren't born? Like I don't really wanna kill myself but all in all I didn't really ask to exist and life is pretty eh so far and likely only getting worse so existence isn't super appealing.
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So should I keep the feelings for my wife? DeDespite the fact that she treated me poorly ad all.

I mean she knows me so well. Better then anyone ekse. But...she's happy with her new boyfriend who has completly replaced me.
Fae
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>>722575421
Loser.

Black. Spermed!
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>>722575421
Rip that guy
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>>722575143
Actually kinda describes me.
I try not to be, but I do get emotional.
Thanks. For real. Legitimately made my night better.
And I guess here in would be my emotional stuff. I want to hug you, for your help. You seem like a nice person.
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>>722572889
Are you that same fuck who did "rune readings" yesterday? What is it with you people and the proto-germanic alphabet? You know the vikings, who I'm sure inspired you to use runes, used the younger futhark, right?
Learn galdra. Be a real magic man. You can't sink ships with tarot cards.
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>>722574937
nice eyes
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>>722575299
That was the worst retort ever. I'm the only sane person on this website.
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>>722574954
You never know, ed. However, I now see that you were embellishing a little, and those long bouts of sleep were simply triggered by exhaustion.
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>>722575421
>thinks we're the same person
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>>722575071
>>722575568
your wound runs deep, the funniest part is that reimu doesn't even remember you

just imagine it
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seems not that many ppl stayed for the second thread
probably mine first to
its 5:30 am for me right now so pretty much rip always
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>>722574887
Mine's about 9. Unfortunately, I don't have any pictures of her on my computer. She's some kind of blue, I'm thinking either a British Shorthair or Chatreaux.
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Nb: you can filter blank posts like this with 4chan X.
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>>722575223
True, It's probably just concern for my safety


And I am thinking that if it is #2, it could be because they may think that I'll only be doing it to impress her. (Which I'm not, as I already sorta been looking into doing it. At most she was just a push to actually take the step into doing so)
And my parents seem to believe that I am easily influenced, though that is not the case. When I say something, it is my thought and not that of anyone else
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>>722575191

Not that big of a deal

If I didn't have to, I would be doing what I normally do

Youtube and vidya, maybe also anime

It's secret for my sake, if I let the anons know, thet might feel the need to mess it up

-Sweet Roll
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>>722574930
>Uruz
>Mannaz Merkstave
>Isa Merkstave

In the future youā€™ll be looking at a time of freedom, where youā€™ll find that you have the energy to do the things you want. Youā€™ll also find some unexpected changes, which will probably be for the better. However, youā€™ll need to be careful of attempts to manipulate and misdirect you, as youā€™ll be unable to find help with it.

>>722575191
I guess. I haven't really been up to much recently, just spending a lot of time with friends. I got to spend yesterday with someone very dear to me though, so that was nice.
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>>722572889

I'd like my fortune read please. I would love some entertainment if nothing else - you see, I have this disgusting condition, it makes people afraid of me and repulsed. Some hit me, my stepfather beat me for it, my mother abandoned me...

I'm a ginger. All the above is true : (
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>>722575375
*notices*
>>722575395
Ah... Goodnight, dear. We love you too.
>>722575617
Well, you'd never get more than one person to do something this fruitless and stupid.
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>>722575850
>>722575850
your lack of a soul precludes you from a reading. sorry
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>>722575664
I don't even know who Reimu is. Some insignificant, Blueblood (spawned by weak white sperm).
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>>722575395
Please take care of yourself. Until next time.

>>722575465
The first step you could try is putting down the pipe. Maybe then you wouldn't be such a broke waste-of-space. Mental clarity would soon follow and life's pleasures would once again cut through the haze that you managed to create for yourself.

But the first step is to put down the pipe.
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>>722575596
sadly i think my sleep is quite messed up , most of the times only way to get to sleep fast is , to be dead drop tired
i rly think it get to be more tiredness Q1 of the year
i can use pills to get better sleep but kinda dont want to
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>>722575855
reimu senpai isnt noticing me uwu

-quetz
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>>722573822
I'm asking the Dragon deck this time, because of your name.

>Nine of Wands
There is a pause in a difficult life cycle, giving you a much needed rest. This is a time when you must carefully plan your next step. Success is in sight but more effort is needed.

>Queen of Cups
This card indicates a feminine influence with a strong loving and protecting nature. This will be a time of quiet contentment with life. A period of strong psychic feelings makes you more aware of spiritual goals.

>Page of Wands
A message that gives hope comes at a crucial time. You receive important news that relates to your job or field of studies. Some phase of your job or social activities brings you into contact with foreign countries or people.
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>>722575972
what's wrong with weak sperm? why do you place importance on strong sperm? are you some kind of fluid druid?
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>>722576034
I'm sure she's noticed!
>>722576053
Reimu! Notice Quetz!
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>>722575935

Not again, noooo.

I will get my revenge. I will change my stars!
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>>722575805
Can i donate my last dubs to someone in need of one? please and thank you. You can decide who the anon is
Also .given my current circumstances it sou ds spot on . what kind of manipulation
-strawfag
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>>722575721
Please explain to me the wizardry of filtering posts.
I've been on /b/ for years and have never filtered posts...
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>>722575465
I've been there, it can be hard to pull yourself out of the gutter. The only reason I ended up doing so is for my cousin. I don't have any advice, but I send you good wishes for getting your life back in order.

>>722575469
This can be a hard one. I'd say live and let go, she may know you well, but if she's happy with someone else its time to move on. I don't know the full situation so I can't say exactly.

>>722575802
Well, I'll respect your wishes and let you keep it a secret. Best of luck on completing it!

>>722575805
I enjoy spending time with friends, its always nice. I usually end up working too hard and forgetting about rest or relaxation so I have to force myself to slow down and be calm sometimes.

>>722576109
That's a pretty good rhyme

-Al
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>>722576053
i swear last time i got a tarrot reading, i almost got the exact same thing, and the time before, cant be a conincidence

-quetz
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>>722576177
Hey bun was it you yesterday in waifu?
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Night everyone. Time to get back to the hostel.
Fae
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>>722574887
>>722575711
i have two cattos
one is 2 years old grey tiger pattern with some white
the other one 5 year old calico
both female
pretty good cats, dont rly get fully along togather and some times fight which each another for the privilege to sleep in my bed with me
but best is when they just snuggle on both of my sides ,
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>>722576288
It can be, it's the same fucking deck of cards. Learn galdra you swine
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>>722576346
Good night, have a good time in Toronto? or wherever you were.

-Al
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>>722575685
Take care ed. Until next time.

>>722575739
This girl appears to be a positive in your life. I get the suspicion that your parents don't like her for a reason or another. If their reason is indeed #2, then it might be their own bias against this girl that is an additional factor. Is she your girlfriend by any chance?
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>>722576313
Nope~ I only attend these threads, currently. I suspect it wouldn't be uncommon for you to find another bunny there, though.
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>>722576288
joy, i got another, can i have a reading for my love life, because why not cx

-quetz
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>>722575855
It's unbelievable how delusional you are.

>>722576109
You humans are pathetic. My kind have spawned a million generations of genetically superior beings. White sperm creations are inferior in all aspects.
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>>722576237
Good news fella I'm the original filtering wizard.
1. Install 4chanX
2. Hit the toolbar in the top right
3. Turn off extremely dumb default settings like expanding posts in line
4. Click on the filter tab, select Comment
5. Enter this in:
/^$/;boards:b

There you have it.
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>>722576394
i'm sorry for not being educated in tarrot reading, and making a thread doing it every monday wensday and friday, would you like to try doing it for reimu next time?

-quetz (i dont take shit from no one)
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>>722576191
I can't particularly tell that from the reading. It'll be someone trying to misdirect you though, looking to deceive you and do you some kind of harm.

You can donate your dubs if you'd like, if someone is going to use them though it'll probably be Reimu giving them to someone, I only cast when asked.

>>722576242
I sometimes think I spend far too much time relaxing and not enough time working. I need to learn to balance things better than I do sometimes.
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>>722576445
you got me wrong not leaving yet
was just explain g to my self why i dont stay for the second threads
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>>722576350
Sounds adorable.

>>722575711
A friend near me has a cat who explores freely outside. She's come home pregnant a few times and the kittens are adorable. She's finally getting desexed soon though.
-Koi
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>>722576242

I already finished it

worst part is that that one thing won't be doing me a lot of good

I REALLY hope the problem is just that

-Sweet Roll
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>>722576473
oh shit, so you're roleplaying too
nah i get it now, but your motivation as weak as hell
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>>722576613
Tarot is shit. Learn galdra learn galdra learn galdra. You can sink ships with that shit, man. Why do you limit yourself to jew cards?
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>>722576629
Thank yous and yeah i know of a few people that could possibly be tryimg to decieve me . i just have to be more careful about the way i go about things
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>>722576445
>Is she your girlfriend by any chance?
Nope, just a girl I like. (Though there is a chance for more)

But yea, I wouldn't be surprised if they dislike her, as she is Mixed race, which they tend to hate...


But I will definitely agree that she is a positive force in my life, even if we aren't that close
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>>722576516
>/^$/;boards:b
and what effect exactly will that cause?
Also are there other benefits that can be accessed then that the previously mentioned /^$/;boards:b provides?
>>
>>722576629
>>722576444
That's something we can both work towards being better at. Will trips get me some good rune magic answering what my imminent future looks like?

>>722576722
Well, I hope you can get the problem fixed. Good luck.

-Al
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>>722576613
Also, being educated in tarot readings isn't something to be proud of, it makes you seem delusional
-galdramaĆ°r
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>>722576866
It will filter all blank posts on /b/. That's probably not what you want if you use this board other than for this thread, but if that's the case I'd recommend checking out other, better boards.

You can filter anything as long as you can build a regular expression for it.
>>
>>722576762
"as weak as hell"? You sould really proofread yuou message/
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>>722576473
>White sperm creations are inferior in all aspects.
which is why your images all have weak facial features.
>>
>>722576462
that's because somebody claimed you over there probably
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>>722576350
Mine hates other cats too lol. I remember when I first got her, she spotted one of the strays that live in my neighborhood, got pissed and then proceeded to piss on the door.

>>722576678
Mine's surprisingly small for being 9. I don't let her outside because there's a large tribe of cats that live outside my house (they're not mine).

>>722576716
Please go kindly kill yourself.
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>>722577030
caught myself as soon as I posted, and I also knew you would point it out because you have nothing better to do like me
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CO bro here, didn't know these threads existed before today.
I'm actually kinda happy right now, loved being in here.
But I got a ruck march early in the morning and should really try to sleep.

Genuinely wish nothing but the best for all of you.
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>>722577048
Probably a Trump.
*nod, nod*
~Reisen
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well now for real will go
id try to snap my cats for next thread or just move pics from phone to pc
any way im leaving you all see you next time
-Ed
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>>722576929
Modern rune magic is a jewish invention. Learn galdra learn galdra learn galdra. You want someone to throw up everything he eats? Write that shit on his cheese wheel, man. You can do all kinds of shit
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>>722577069
I've kept my boy inside because I'd rather have him around, rather than only around when he can find his way home. And with how the city is now, I wouldn't want to risk him run over by cars, nor pestering neighbours.
-Koi
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>>722576462
Oh. Nevermind then. I remember it was someone with a reisen pic. Never seen somone who claimed her before though

>shinoa
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>>722577284
>>722577284
>>722577284
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>>722577019
>You can filter anything as long as you can build a regular expression for it.
I want to be able to specify reoccurring threads with a specific set of variables (certain phrases) and automatically hide them.
In this case what you have provided will be sufficient, thank you.
>>
>>722576630
I misunderstood. Apologies.

>>722576856
Hm. You might have just figured out the reasoning yourself. Well done. Although it is speculatory, it is better than nothing. The fact remains, however, that you must have that talk with them. I hope it all goes well. Won't you let us know how the situation develops?

>>722577206
That is very sweet of you, thank you for stopping by. Enjoy your ruck march! *salutes*

-2B
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>>722577474
>Hm. You might have just figured out the reasoning yourself. Well done. Although it is speculatory, it is better than nothing. The fact remains, however, that you must have that talk with them. I hope it all goes well. Won't you let us know how the situation develops?

Its odd though, as I mentioned thats she a Nursing student, and they say thats how I should be and speak about her positively in that way. Though that could be just trying to keep me content. As they constantly talk about how they hate blacks and that Mixed are black not white. So, probably they would be disapproving if I got with her, but won't outwardly act as such until then.

And yea, I'll let you know how it goes. Hopefully I can report something in the next set of threads
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>>722579222
fucking why
>>
WHERE IS MY FUCKING READING???
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>>722579914
Maybe you should pay attention to the thread and go to the new one when it's made dawg
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