Waifu claiming thread.
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>>722550649
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Gas dogfuckers
Claim :o
>>722570213
I believe in you!
Protip
Don't DDR on a full stomach
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Claiming best girl
>>722570213
it says only for sale in japan too, what do i doooo?
>>722570392
you hot glued yet?
>>722570603
>>722570603
Oh, won't you please take me home
カラミチーマス
>>722569848
He told me so swish around hot water with salt in it. It pretty much felt like someone started to punch my face repeatedly in the same spot. I ended up breaking down in the bathroom.
>>722570719
Please say "hi" to me
>>722570624
..I hot glued what?
>>722570775
I mean, at the red cross emergency thing.
>>722570884
im sorry, i misread, i thought you bought saya already
>>722570884
Oh, I put the little cotton ball dipped in oil into the hole in my tooth and it pretty much relieved all the pain instantly.
still here
and
>>722570589
I give up. Yeah thats how people puke
>>722570624
Hope its popular enough to have a US release
Claimed
Also
well, i’m afraid that the circles i’ve been drinking myself aren’t big enough for the vowels that i try to fit inside of them. (CIRCLE A! CIRCLE E!) when i was young, i drank too much, and i’d be lying if i said i didn’t feel so goddamn young tonight; maybe too young to ask what’s on my mind. like: if freedom means doing what you want (well), don’t you gotta want something? and won’t you tell me that we want something more than just more beer? and my friends, if that ain’t true, won’t you lie to me tonight? well, i’ve been listening to minor threat records all day, and shit if i do not know every word. i sing along as i tie off. and ian screams he’s “out of step” as i throw the cotton into the spoon, draw up into the syringe. i’ll know just what he means until i hit a vein. but after that i won’t have to bother with knowing who i am, for a while at least. in a moment the whole world is gonna melt around me, and i’ll swear i don’t miss it as a i lie to you tonight. because i’m afraid to look the world in the eye. if nothing’s gonna change, well, then i’d rather die.
>>722570459
Moar like this
http://rudehentai.com
Booky claim
>>722571074
You'll say hi to me, right Tomo-buddy?
>>722571094
Are those some shitty emo song lyrics or something?
>>722571074
it's coming to the us in August but the mainland wants $110, that's so wrong...
How's everyone doing?
>>722571150
I'll say hello to you if it matter
>>722571150
Of course. Hi
>>722571234
This is what you get for looking up figures
>>722570996
Ah, no. Thing is, I don't even know if they'll ever start selling them or if it was just a summer wonfest 2016 thing.
>>722570801
Not >>722570719 but hi.
>>722571228
>emo
You insult me
its folk punk
>>722569833
What's not to like about it? What episode are you on? (Mash)
Mine
>>722571542
But she's evil!
>>722571313
Thank you Hama-sama.
>>722571356
<3~ Did I ask you what your music taste was like?
>>722571370
Hello darling. Is something the matter?
>>722571661
That aint a bad thing
>>722571702
http://imgur.com/hC4VVmR is probably never going to be released anywhere.
>>722571702
I dont think so. Anything is fine usually besides polka and I dont normally get into rap or something
>>722571702
No problem friend <3
>>722571094
that was a lot to process
>>722571306
im sad!
>>722571356
they're so cute though!
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-002532&page=top%2Fsearch%2Flist%3Fs_keywords%3Dkuroki+tomoko%24pagemax%3D40%24getcnt%3D0%24pagecnt%3D1
Hot glue this for days
>>722571370
the worst thing is when it sells out there is not way of getting your hands on one again
>>722571412
i watch 2 episodes a day, i will be watching episode 5 and 6 tonight~
and i watch anime to get away from gamers but now they're in MY ANIME
>>722571881
Awhh, so sorry to hear that. -console hug-
Is there any other figures you can buy?
>>722572045
So, you'd be interested in something like.. this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wrvblgGP0
>>722572214
Try getting trashed it'll get easier to understand
>>722571379
Still edgey though
>>722572214
LOL
Reserve your judgement at least until you get to Ep 9. Shit starts getting good very soon.
>>722572214
Why's that??
Best waifu no agrument
>>722572133
owo whats this
>>722572214
They are cute. Are you sure you arent some sexual weirdo
>>722572278
Thats a lot of the stuff my father listened to so I dont have a problem with it really
>>722572340
Nothing wrong with that.
Life is edgy
>>722572541
>>>/trash/
>>722572278
>is there any other figures
And by "is", I meant "are"
>>722572621
my husbando and fuckk u
>>722572621
What, are you 13?
And a girl?
>>722572214
But then you'll at least know it's gone. Not knowing if it'll ever be released is worse imo.
>>722572278
Rest are rather ugly or chibi.
>>722572333
what's trashed? and nice claim
>>722572407
boo its wearing down on me
at least the male mc is cute
>>722572473
i want a Shielder figurine but it's never going to be available in America. why live
>>722572576
im a virgin what to you think !
>>722572728
>>722572728
It speaks!
<3 I'm so happy you replied.
Hope all is doing well with you, Rem-chan~
>>722572880
I want a shielder figure but they're so expensive! I have a couple of Yuuki figures I ordered from Japan
>>722572844
my heart aches for my shielder, i want her on my desk, i want to pet her when im feeling lonely too
>>722572982
what website did you use?
>>722572989
https://jlist.com/pre7776
>>722572844
Suuuuucks.
How'd your day go? Hopefully everything else was good?...
>>722572880
Yes. Me too
>>722573069
i want to cry
>>722572754
garbage
>>722572779
xD dood
>>722572880
Trashed like hammered or rekt. On a significant amount of drugs. Thank you she's waifu4laifu
>>722573048
I ordered one from the Crunchyroll store, and the other I preordered through the GoodSmile shop
>>722573169
wanna lose it together?
>>722573213
oh there are no drugs where i live lol
>>722573223
ugh
and thank you...
how much did you pay?
>>722573077
Eh, so-so, nothing interesting happened. Still trying to fix my sleep rhythm, but only managed to sleep for an hour.
>>722573190
Why?
can I claimu the entire threadu?
>>722572880
I always thought he was a total autist but whatever
Probably because I'm straight
>>722573077
How's you been?
>>722572561
what?
>>722573326
The one I ordered from Crunchyroll was a little more that $30, the other was like $70 after shipping
>>722573228
Oh my. Dont let Hanako catch you saying that
>>722573339
because i want that one too
>>722573372
no!
>>722573383
why do you like misaki? she so creepy
>>722573432
that's a lot of money......
>>722572924
I mean you kinda just have to talk to me to get me to speak. Other than that I'm dead silent. I'm doing well though, what about you?
>>722573372
Only if you remember to pay the water bill...
>>722573484
she's going to be your first? no fair
>>722573511
I saved a lot from working, so it wasn't *too* expensive for me, but yeah, that's like the average price for most high quality figures
>>722573326
Not even alcohol? Do you just not drink or do you live under Sharia law? But it was mostly a joke. But drugs are pretty great
>>722573511
She's one of the cutest lolis around, all of these overdone idol waifus literally can't compete
>>722573403
who's your avatar? (the character you post in these threads)
>>722573511
O-okay...
(that's kinda lewd)
>>722573551
W-water bill?
>>722573400
Hey you how'd the sleep go?
>>722573511
Well you could pre-order one. Apparently they are restocking.
>>722573560
I dont know who will be
>>722573722
who are you even ?
are waifus avatars ?
>722573560
>she
>>722573759
One hour is not enough.
Sachi stop harassing people :o
>>722573339
>>722573400
We're in the same boat; I'm still trying to fix my sleep-schedule as wel..
>>722573513
A-alright!
I'm eating some yogurt while waiting for my sleep alarm to go off. Anything interesting happen lately to you?
>>722573759
Don't tell me you've forgotten!
>hugs everyone in thread
bye
>>722573617
oh i hope i can get my hands on one, i won't forgive myself if i lose this once in a lifetime opportunity...
>>722573669
no wai, alcohol is yukky
and i live in alaska
no drugs here
>>722573702
oh snap
well i don't like her, there is something off about her and she can't be trusted
>>722573759
oh crap i didn't know i posted lewd
>>722573776
hot glue her so bad
>>722573791
me!
>>722573830
>hiding
>>722570459
For you op, don't forget to lube up
http://sextoyget.com/loverboy-bad-boy-next-door-beige-p48268.html
>>722574016
Bye
>>722574016
Wew bummer
Later person
>>722573827
i'm someone :o
at least 90% of people here just use a avatar and don't have a waifu
it's very sad uwu
so who is your avatar? :o
>>722573874
stop being a kike and i'll consider it -_-
>>722574016
Definitely, figures are expensive, but they're really nice to have displayed! I have like 12 or so in total
>>722574178
I'm not a kike -_-
>>722573868
D:
And how's the effort tonight?
>>722573955
I-I'm afraid I did...
I'm sorry (?)
>>722574016
G'bye!
>>722574178
hi friend
>>722573955
I put people to sleep because my sick voice is relaxing and oddly soothing.
Other than that not much.
>>722574016
>hot glue
Wha?
Bye
>>722573955
It's hard...and annoying.
>>722574284
What's with the horn?
Is she a pony too?
>>722574178
ok
>>722574265
you can't trick me, i already saw the kike symbol -_-
>>722574270
you're not my friend :o
>>722574392
that doesn't answer my question
who is she? -_-
Peri.
>Fire Emblem Waifus=TOP TIER
I feel so much better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdmSovWFhig
>>722574016
*hugs*
>misaki
>>722574507
goku
>>722574178
Forever no waifu
At least I'm a part of the majority, that's gotta count for something, right? :')
>>722574016
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Later, Mashed 'taters~
>>722574270
Oh, no, that's not good at all. I'll have to add some more to your bill now~
>>722574284
I'd like to hear your sick voice one day.
It might just be the cure for insominia~
>>722574352
True that. Why can't the human body adjust itself with sleep banks, or something?
>>722574270
Failing hard at it.
>>722574540
I love those kinds of mixes
https://youtu.be/Ql_dEdMEjl4
>>722574733
Nice
I don't like spaghetti though
>>722574507
I'm your friend though...
>>722574526
Marth is the only real Fire Emblem waifu
>>722574689
D:
...What was the original bill for?
>>722574375
I'm a horse now? Oh the horn. Demon form and shit, not going into it.
>>722574689
I've always wanted to read stories with my sick voice. Or lull someone to sleep.
>>722574652
hahahaha
i almost died -_-
are you murican?
>>722574667
yeah
having a waifu just makes you a loser lol
>>722574844
not anymore :o
>>722574861
Not really much to get, I mean Kurumi has a spirit form
>>722574844
For being too cute! That's a penalty of law!
Now, add the water bill, and the bill for avoiding those previous bills, and you have a very, very large bill!
>>722574861
There's a spot for you on my bed whenever you feel like it.
>>722574861
So, what's your excuse for not reading stories?
Plenty of us here wanting to be lulled to sleep.
>>722574959
You seem like a shit person and your autistic use of emojis is rustling my jimmies please be of leavings
>>722574792
http://www.goodsmile.info/en/product/6262/Saya.html
>$150
>release date July 2017
>>722574844
Wrong, what about Girl Marth, Red Marth, Dragon Marth, Avatar Marth, etc
>>722575314
you must be pretty autistic to get triggered by that lol
>>722574987
As far as I've seen she duplicates herself from seperate timelines
>>722575212
Well I'm gonna lay myself down then. Hand me a book.
>>722575244
No one bothers to listen.
>>722574959
no
>>722575475
canadian?
>>722575430
I recall it being her from her past
But her clones don't have time manipulation
>>722574689
I don't know. It should definitely be a thing. Could sleep for two weeks straight.
>>722574844
Wrong, Camilla is the only Fire Emblem waifu.
>>722574861
Feel free to lull me into sleep. I could need it.
>>722575384
FUCK YES! A bit pricy, but FUCK YES!
Thanks for showing that Anon.
>
>>722575543
how is that any of your business ?
>>722575407
Maybe so but at least I can take pride in knowing I haven't used :o -_- lol unironically since I was 12
Neck yourself
>>722575696
cute. she has a mokapot on her head, that must be really hot
>>722575765
Please don't eat my flesh.
>>722575773
just curious :o
>>722575797
ok lol
my irony is too ironic for you :o
>>722575430
>hands you a random book
Get comfy. This is a Queen-sized bed.
>>722575212
;_;
I don't have enough cute bills to pay for it...
What's the exact total?
>>722575314
you think he's using :o unironically?
wow :o
>>722575387
I like Red Marth...
>>722575765
Actually it's Tharja...
>>722575861
No worries, cannibalism is disgusting.
>>722576017
you didn't reply to me -_-
i hate you
>>722575903
No it's just cancer even if you are being ironic
>>722576017
Still you both should kill yourselves
>>722575608
>oh man those animators saved hundred by copying and pasting the same drawing and pasting them in the background
I missed that part then.
>>722575765
When and where
>>722575968
Oh my. Come here then child, I will read you a story which I don't know the contents of.
>>722575903
not a reason why I should answer
>>722576037
Yeah, well, she's not human so it wouldn't even count as "cannibalism"
>>722576127
lol i'm sorry i know how to have fun :o
>>722576235
because i want to know -_-
>>722574808
I do as well, they help me relax
>>722576241
Nice pasta.
>>722576017
The price is exactly one lewd photograph... kidding.
One little hug will do!
>>722576152
Then tell me a random story from this little book you don't know the contents of~
I'm all ears, but not eyes~
Anything will do..
>>722576285
There's fun then there's what you're doing
You're obviously like 14 so I'll stop embarrassing myself and let you go back to being retarded
>>722576152
Hey now, there's at least three different versions
I can't remember if they ever explain it past her having clones, but then again I haven't watched the show in a while
>>722576152
Here and now.
>>722576254
Yeah, but me eating you would be cannibalism though.
>>722576568
i'm being retarded ironically :o
i wish i was 14 lol xd
>>722576241
Braided hair is cute!
>>722576442
-big huggles-
I decided to cover the interest and give you a nice big one...
H-how are you tonight?
>>722576127
can you mail a gun to my PO box
>>722576285
and I don't want to answer
>>722576673
Oh...
>>722576818
why not?
i just want to know what country you live in :o
>>722576805
<3 <3!!
My night was going pretty badly, but now everything is gradually getting.. better.
And you?
claimed
>>722577127
Kurumi showing up shifted the tone enough to keep it interesting for me
She's even a pretty well written villain, despite being in a harem show
>>722576906
no thanks
>>722577276
hello did you have fun today ?
>5 straight hours of cooking
Just end today already fam
>>722577499
that's not a answer -_-
are you ever going to tell me? :(
>>722577127
Ooh! And, and?..
Claimed
>>722577583
>If you can't take the heat, get outta the kitchen
>>722577499
today was normal but i spent another great evening playing with alice
>>722577251
Good to hear it! What was bad earlier?
I'm just cozy and I might play some Ori...
>>722577276
Utaaaaaa
>>722577583
>7 min in the microwave on "high"
You at least got to eat some of that food?
>>722577793
You be in my position. Do my job. Without complaining.
>>722578043
I could do it
Because I'm not a little bitch
>>722577583
Damn that's a lot of cooking. I assume the kitchen was blazing hot as always?
>>722577735
Best Eva.
>>722577976
Not nearly enough to cover the total time and energy used.
>Rory-sama
>>722577648
no
>>722577950
so you did have fun today ? I saw you ingame you did a great job on that road
>>722578300
but i need to know kirie-chan
>>722578300
thanks we built a few other nice things too
>>722577969
hello
>>722577969
I stubbed my pinky toe, spilled laundry detergent, almost set my house on fire, and ran out of Oreo cookies all in one night!!
It'd be so nice to have someone to cozy up to and snuggle..
What's Ori?
>>722578484
I'll go for peek later I finally got a home near both of you
Shower time, see you all later.
>>722578147
They all say that. Just ask Houki when they get on. And I havent stopped yet.
>>722578195
Indeed. And its been steadily doing 5 unique orders the entire time. Maybe a low of 2.
>>722578872
Bye hamakaboobie!
this doragon is all mine
>>722577432
Well shit I spelled her name wrong.
But yeah she's a pretty interesting.
>>722577665
The two formed a bond with one another. After time has passed, the evil witch wanted to seduce the knight and use him for her own deeds. While the two were out and about together, the witch disguised herself as the woman, and came up to the knight while he was alone. The knight was suspicious, and questioned if it was really her. As the real woman came back, the witch revealed herself. The knight tried desperately to get the real woman back, and the witch was angered by it. She placed a curse on the knight, making it to where he only followed her orders.
>clearing confusion now.
>Woman is Fang
>Knight is Fei
>Witch is Xie Jing
That's enough story for tonight, tomorrow catch me at an earlier time. Maybe we can talk more.
>>722578996
who is that semen demon?
>>722578872
Holy tits
O:
Le elitism
Xd
Fuck off mai
>
>>722578901
Yeah, i could do your job
You couldn't do mine though, your insides would turn to goo, given your conditions
>>722579113
I haven't watched Re:zero
Kinda want to, but i'm also uninterested
>>722578645
D:
Sounds like a whole lot of bad... But how would you set the house on fire?
Ori and The Blind Forest! It's a really fun platformer about a little light and trees and there's a big bird at some point
>>722578784
oh you do?
you will have to show me around too
>>722579276
Its a claim not a house , I can make one too so you guys can farm exp at the bottom where zombies spawn
>>722579193
And what do you do?
>Rory-sama
>>722579168
fuck off mai
I think I'm debating whether I should take a nap...
>>722578996
oh hey it's you
patcheeees
>>722579404
Car stuff
Might end up in an oil field soon though
>Kurumi
>>722578901
I almost preferred it that way when I was in the dish pit. If I had time to complain, then there was time to work. Slowing down and then having to speed back up for me was always harder than going full tilt during a draft schedule like Valentine's/Mother's Day/etc.
Service industry in general gets shit on, but it builds character and work ethic for sure.
>Houki
>>722579411
Fuck off mai
>>722579399
a spawn?
>>722579595
If I could get over the crippling nausea Im getting right now I could probably do it.
>>722579701
We normally do under 3k a day. I did 2.2k before lunchtime kicked in.
>Rory-sama
>>722579113
Sounds like asian folklore to me. Really interesting!
I can't wait to hear more from you when you return.
Til' then, Rem~
>>722579267
Indeed!
I forgot to turn the oven off when baking my little pie...
Ooh, I love platformers! Can you tell me some things about the gameplay, visuals, ect?
I'd like to know before I buy.. hehe.
-Booky
Chen is mai
>>722579984
I think you should stay in the kitchen, where the women belong
>>722579654
Only
>>722575797
and
>>722579411
are me.