Just came home and found my gf like this, she is not responding

>>722570343
timestamp or troll

>>722570343
cut her to see if she bleeds.

cum on her face

Call ambulance?
Check for pulse?
Czech my digits?

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>>722570554

>>722570343
Looks COOL
>C wat I did there?

fake

throw a blanket on her and go smoke a bowl

Yeah you should call 911

>>722570826
jebem ti mater

>>722570343
Post on 4chan, obviously.

let her sleep it off xD

fake

>>722570343
Take nude pics and post them here. Also feet

>>722570343
most medical professionals would advise you to post it to a message board before doing anything else

stick pee pee in pooper

>>722570343
if its really your gf post more reg pics of her.

is she retarded? why the fuck doesn't she just lay on the couch like a normal person

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>>722570343

Feel her pulse, lay her on her left side and call an ambulance you fucking goddamn retard.

>>722570343
>call 911
>examine body for abnormalities and injuries
>examine pulse
>examine breathing
>if no pulse, if no breathing, initiate CPR

>>722570343
Does she do drugs ?
Maybe she ate something funny.

The hospital might be a good idea. Call something like an anti-poison center.

Looks dead to me :/

>>722571279
>being this new

aw cute dead chick anon

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>>722571131

>>722571388
>reference
Either way, OP is retarded

Time stamp or fake

ITT: Newfags taking ALL the bait

>>722570343
turn 360 degrees and walk out

timestamp fag

>>722571501
Im bored and got nothing better to do. So I go along my dude.

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>>722571527
>360 degrees
>walk out

>>722570343
question how the fuck 2 remote's teleported back to 1974.

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>>722570343

get a new one

>>722571854
no other images were found, it must be legit

>>722571999
No it thought it was furniture

She died panning for gold in the living room?

>>722571854
Charge your phone

>>722572080
stupid google , can't recognize a dead body

>>722571968
this bitch is going to get killed

Dubs says she's dead and OP is going to JAIL

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>>722572215

im not trying to make you have a chimp out but youve got to admit there are a fuck ton of similarities between blacks and women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtY5bv-oxLE


Both need money from white man, both dont understand where money comes from, both think that by eliminating the white man they would do better

We have actual examples of single mothers and african countries but no, blacks and women still have to destroy america lolz

>>722570343
OP has she shit herself? If she's dead there'd be poop

>>722572529
Another fucking autist than can't understand why his crush fucks "lesser races"

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>>722572835
>Another fucking autist

yep youre done, never had anything to say, now its going to be autist spam for 30 minutes

thanks jews this is a great society you made for us where everybody is either a fag or a nigger. real enjoyable.

>>722571999
Trips don´t lie

>>722572960
This is the Jews fault?

>>722572808
>no lividity

>>722570457
This

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>>722573086

Society would never have your nigger / homosexual ass, that has nothing to say, that spams autist as "social exchange"

You would never float to the top naturally

You would and are always at the bottom anywhere you go. Niggers and gays cannot think for themselves. They cannot communicate properly

Jewish involvement is the only possible way you could be seen as human

>>722570343
Looks dead as fuck

>>722573302
>white
>heterosexual with attractive gf
>gainfully employed

Try again, or have you gone into a blind "nigger/gay" rage yet?

>>722573101
Can she be bent? Is she stiff or flexible?

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>>722573605
>Try again

i dont read green text wizardry, and your comment is "try again," why dont i stick to the plan, avoid dealing with you entirely and tell you to kill yourself a few times

>>722573699
>stiff
>no heartbeat
Calling popo