Hey /b/ whats the safest thing i can use for lube at home right

>>722569990
vaseline? lotion?

>>722569990
just fucking buy lube

Vegetable oil fag. I use it to jack off not to shove a dick up my ass, but hey I don't judge. Faaaaaaagggggooottttt

>>722569990
Definitely the vegetable oil.

>>722569990
Lighter fluid

>>722569990
Olive oil, lube of the pagan world.

>>722570257
Broke as fuck (thought last week was pay week) cant even afford a bus to get to the sex shop in town

>>722570177
Vaseline was too thick for me and had way too much friction...burned
And specify what lotion

>>722570261
>>722570370
Ill use a little

>>722570526
Wish i had.

Spit works just fine

>>722569990
Suck it man your tuff you can get a good amount of spit if you put your mind and mouth onto it

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>>722570650
pls use shotgun after lubed

>>722569990
Nice butt fagg <3

>>722570650
Wait what sort of vegetable oil is it and what material is your sex toy made of?

>>722570650
>specify what lotion
idfk i never used it for my ass, idk different types of lotions

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spit in yr hand and use that OP
works better than you'd expect :3
make sure it's not too watery tho

>>722569990
Lighter fluid,..... brake fluid and pool chlorine mixed together... you know what? just paint the dildo in lead based paint

>>722570650
If you're that broke, where do you live? I like being a sugar daddy and you need one

>>722570650
Oil of any kind can fuck you up if it ends up your ass and left there.. OP if you're going to use oil, douche afterwards, a LOT.

>>722570650
moisturizer works wayy better than oil.

use germ-x

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>>722569990

>>722569990
mayonaise

>>722571222
is mayonaise an instrument?

>>722569990
Buy a jar of coconut oil

If you don't have astroglide I'd say go without

>>722571075
I used some moisturizer in the past, not a good lube for me.

>>722570997
Im only broke right now because i paid rent and thought i could waste my money because it was pay week, but i was wrong

>>722571012
Basically an enema?

>>722571222
Not trying to join a a band anon

Also is canola oil better than vegetable oil? I found out i have some

>>722571469
what vegetable oil is it and what material is your dildo made of?

>>722571469
Yeah, enema. You're new to this aren't you?

>>722571595
Im using a plastic bottle as lube because dildos are too expensive and its "value corner" vegetable oil...sounds pretty sketchy once i type it

The canola oil is 100% pure all vegetable though...should i use that?

>>722571928
vegetables are good for you, you should be fine

>>722571618
Not really, been putting stuff in my butt since 12, im 19 now but just started using objects too big for spit to work...

So i guess im new to using lubes

>>722571928
Your dildo is a plastic bottle?
Also depending on the vegetable, it may start dissolving stuff and you don't want stuff dissolving inside you.

>>722572200
Its hard plastic ...not like a water bottle ind ive used it a dozen times now because the shape is perfect...but i ran out of pre lubed condoms to put on it so yeah

>>722569990
both risk deteriorating the dildo.

Wait until you get some water-based lube.

>>722572472
Do me a favor and read the little triangle with a number in it on the bottom. Some plastics are bad for you, wanna make sure this isn't one of them.

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>>722572598
But im pretty horny tight now and havent used my ass to masterbate in like a month

go get some at walmart

>>722572849
Triangle number 2

>thanks for looking out for me anon

just google it you attention seeking faggot

>>722572993

Post moar cock

>>722573118
That has no known health effects, so at least you're safe there.

Hair conditioner.

Used it all the time growing up and shoving random household shit in my ass.

>>722573118
>>722573373
Also you're welcome, I used to work for Greenpeace, so I am kinda paranoid about things that can mess with my or other peoples hormones.

>>722569990
Melt some coconut oil globules, leaves you smooth as a baby afterward.

>>722572993
Moar plz

>>722573384
This.

I still use it to fuck buttholes in the shower.

>>722575057
God I want you right now

>>722575315
Ayy, Logitech G430's?

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Butter spray.

>>722571374
This op. Coconut oil is the only thing other than real lube you should put up your butt.

>>722575315
Mind giving me a look at your face?
You keep covering it with your phone.