do you just have to completely cut off friends that had a baby?

>>722569236
How dare he prioritize his family over someone who'd complain about it to strangers.

>>722569525
have fun not getting your texts returned. and wiping your ugly little baby's ass

>>722569676
I'm not a parent.

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>>722569236
just because you were abused as a child doesn't mean your friends can't be good parents.

>>722569525
only faggots start something knowing they have obligations to other shit that takes priority over what theyre doing, save for emergencies

>>722570602
obviously this.

inconsiderate faggots who probably have autism.

>>722569236

yeah man, fuck that dude. Little bitch baby cant even hold its own head up without snapping its toothpick neck and it demands attention from someone im assuming you've known for over a week? Fuck that fat bitch baby.

>>722570132
Kekd
&
dunked

>>722569676
>>722569236
>faggots who think their male friend should be cumming in their ass
>sick piece of shit breeders amirite guise

>>722569236
Went out to dinner with my wife and another couple who we've been friends with for years -- they tell us at dinner they're pregnant. We haven't seen them since.

>>722571137
she's* pregnant. with male reproductive organs you cannot be pregnant, theyre pregnant implies both of the humanoid flesh unit constructs are shitting out a baby

>>722569236
>being mad over someone elses life
you got some serious issues, kid.

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I had friends cut me off when i got married..

>>722571137
I guess that's really the only way to go. These kinds of people are idiots anyways. Too dumb to use birth control, too much of a spas loser to pull out properly, and too stupid to get an abortion, fuck em.

>>722571360
why weren't you man enough to be capable of maintaining masculine relationships? why are you people so weak?

>>722569236
youre a loser OP and youre mad no one will reproduce with you because your seed is tainted with loser

>>722571477
People change.
Priorities change.
Distance and kids wash away friendships.

>>722571626
yeah Im so much of a loser I don't feel the need to make some shitty baby to fill a void in my life.

>>722569236
Having children is just a generally shitty thing to do period. I'm not enough of an autist to cut off a friend but they really do get less fun and harder to hang out with.

>>722569236
They're going to cut you off first.

People kind of become boring cunts 9 times out of 10 once they have kids. They have to be, to cope with the fact that they are no longer allowed to have any ambitions or hobbies of their own; their job in life is to raise their screaming shit-spawn, and they'll shit all over anyone who even implies that this makes them lesser, somehow.

Which it objectively does.

Kids suck, OP. Anyone who has them finds this out firsthand.

>>722570448
>good
>parent
Pick ONLY one.

By having children, you have made an active decision to create misery and despair. It's an objectively evil act.

>>722571995
this guy didnt even want a kid, he was just too dumb and dirty to be having sex and not knock someone up. the chick is disgusting, too

>>722569236

Your entire biological purpose, beneath all the social trappings and reasons we ascribe to existence, is to reproduce.

A small creature crawled from the ooze billions of years ago and you are a continuation of that small creature. Trillions have died, genetic lines gone forever from the earth. You are one of the survivors. Continuing your chain forward to infinity is up to you.

Sorry if your video game time is impacted by others fulfilling their biological purpose while you fail to do so.

>>722572203
Dumb whore should have aborted, and when she refused, your friend should have given her a FALCON PUNCH.

>>722572286
>purpose
There is no purpose, anon.

>>722569236
It's just a fucking game dude

>>722572505
what?

>>722571814
>fill a void in my life
youre a typical feminine, dipshit millennial terrified to raise children and jealous of others that do because youre a child yourself

be honest; i can see your place now.. pizza boxes, empty soda bottles, vidya, ripped up couches, cum rags and maybe a guitar which you suck at playing. all with a heavy stench of shame in the air. how accurate?

>>722572951
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!

>>722572951
Haha fucking buttblasted parentcuck detected.

>>722572951
>i need to have a child so that i can be validated and force some semblence of meaning into my dull, vapid cunt life
>anyone who DOESN'T want to forsake all of their money, freetime and goodwill into a screaming, filthy money sink that may kill you and will destroy much of your property is just immature

kill yourself my man

>>722572951
yes clearly all safe assumptions since I know how to put on a condom, fuck respectable women that don't want kids because they're not losers, and am generally a considerate person. I bet your family is ugly and dumb.

>>722569236
used to hang out with my cousins all the time until they got girls and had kids. now we rarely talk now or do anything together. dont really care tbh we all have our own lives to live. people grow up.

>>722569236
That Glock is titties.

>>722570602
But his parent friend is not getting upset, he is.

>>722573950
no shit, the parent friend is being a selfish oblivious cunt. It's a fucking drag to hang out with him, for me. He has all the upside because im smart and cool. I guess I'll just start acting like a hot bitch and only return his texts when it is convenient and advantageous for me

Why does anyone think they're doing a good deed by having children? Serious question. Both of my sisters have kids and I want to ask them this but they'd probably sperg out.

>>722573226
no i dont have kids but i did get married and buy a home. after hanging out with some of my (old) friends that just dont want to grow up and it was this specific topic of kids that made me stop talking to one of them, so i know the type
>hanging out with friend
>playing vidya because thats all we have in common anymore
>talking about mutual friend had a kid
>i comment how thats nice, happy for them etc
>friends foreveralone loser fangs came out
>reeeeeeeeeeeee
>i-i gotta go

also worth noting the loser fangs came out in a previous occurrence when we were talking about a mutual friend getting married which i let slide.

>>722573284
kek if having kids is such a dull, vapid cunt life, why are you triggered by it you lonely faggot? just noose up already

>>722574912
If you think humans are so bad why not lead by example and kill yourself?

>>722575102
>that's all we have in common anymore

yeah sucks yall cant talk about your baby shit ass whiping techniques. lol fucking loser

>>722575217
I've tried. I don't have the balls to pull the trigger.

Now that I've answered your question, you mind answering mine?

>>722575102
You sound like you were probably more fun when you were younger tbh.

ITT: stale children complaining about fresher children

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>>722575917
I...don't really have a response to this.

>>722575917
>>722576102
samefaggotry

don't you have a little snot nose to attend to? or did you pawn the little shit off on his grandma

>>722576274
You seem bitter, tell me about your mother.

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>>722576274
Cute. Keep being mad, kiddo.
For the record, I don't have kids because I don't hate myself.
However, that doesn't make you any less of a butthurt manchild.

>>722575549
whatever that means, as long as im not 36 living alone with my cat, hating those selfish 'baby makers' - im good

>>722576659
I'm 36 living alone with my doge. I'm divorced though. Not a virgin. Just a child hater.

>>722576659
i'm 32 living alone and it's bretty gud. i don't hate people with kids, though and only savages let animals live inside with them.

>>722569236
Oh man, any psychologist would have an absolute field day with you OP.

Daisy destruction their baby

>>722569236
No not really. I cut off ties with my parent friends because they always are working or taking care of the kids. They're busy and I understand that so I fuck around with people who don't have their own families. Plus one of my friends admitted he was going to beat his child, almost like he was anticipating it, and that weirded me out so I fucked off

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>>722576953
just curious, what did his future child do wrong?

>>722573888
kekd n chekd

>>722577176
Existed. Truly, how dare them.

>>722571367
Or maybe anon
JUUUUST maybe
Now this is revolutionary, unheard of, improbable
but
JUUUUST MAYBE
>they wanted a child in the fucking first place dipshit

>>722569236
I have a child
i love the shit out of him even when he is a dumb cunt
and he isnt a dumb cunt often because if you arent a retard youre perfectly capable of raising your children
Tl;dr cry more manbaby

>>722577765
not the person from my anecdote. and even if that were the case, that'd be even worse because of how dumb a decision that would be. particularly when you're not financially set...

>>722577176
Nothing, probably. He's raising HER one year old and shes pregnant with more. He made it sound like he's going to be looking for excuses to do it, somehow justifying how his parents hit him as a kid. He almost seemed excited. I told him not to do it but they both live fatty, uneducated scummy lives so it probably will happen. I think it's weird

>>722578084
dumbs poors and fats shouldnt be allowed to reproduce. literally criminal

ITT:
>Wahh I used to have my friends UNDIVIDED ATTENTION
>Wahh now they're having babies and the babies get all the attention!!
>IM supposed to be the favorite!
>Wahh babies are fucking stupid!!!!
>We used to play [insert vidya title] every [insert day of the week] and now that cunt just goes AFK every time because the baby is hungry or crying or whatever. Like you gives a shit, just put it in the corner or something until we're done playing!!!
>What a fucking asshole, just dropping a game mid sesh instead of ignoring the child until its convenient for me!

tl;dr OP and faggots like OP have dysfunctional relationships with people because they don't actually know how to be friends, and experience sibling rivalry and jealousy like a 3 year old.

>>722577604
maybe it was righteous though. like the kid knew better but got into something expensive and broke it anyway

>>722578258
except you're the one who will be crying when your cool friend stops hanging out with you because you can't go through two sentences without playing with your dumb kid. sorry watching you blow raspberries on your turd baby isnt very stimulating for me. I'll just be over here, hanging out with intelligent people who don't have to plan their lives around children.

>>722578205
I agree. Pretty sure they live on welfare at the moment and I actually heard her say "I was talking with my mom and apparently if we have ANOTHER kid we can get so much more money"
She already has one from someone else and is currently in and out of court for custody battles, pregnant, and wants another for the sake of money

it fucking blew my mind and made me sad that my friend's life is now almost entirely fucked, but he didn't do much to begin with and seems to like raising kids so w.e, but still..

>>722578551
You're doing the world a service. The next generation won't have people like you.

>>722579201
you do know people don't just make clones of themselves, right?

>>722579201
only because the world is mostly populated by retards like yourself and you won't have to feel shitty about your life choices because I won't be here to point it out to you.

>>722579582
Neither will the shitty kids you'd raise. It's a win-win for you and the next generation. Darwin hard at work

>>722578551
what a salty little bitch you are.
I doubt you're what dad-o considers to be his "cool" friend and I doubt he'd even notice particularly if you disappeared altogether.
I don't have kids and I never will. quit projecting shit you don't have the balls to say to your dad-friendo on anons.

your friends are not surrogate mummy and daddys for you and so you are not entitled to any amount of their attention, let alone undivided attention.

please tell us about your childhood and your relationship with your mother. also, tell us how old you are.

>>722579920
i'll probably have kids when Im closing in on 40, like any other well adjusted man with goals and a life. sorry you were too dumb to live the life you wanted

Cool pistol, that's all I came here to post

>>722580277
>closing in on 40
i hope you like autism

>>722580233
This.

>>722569236
While I get where you're coming from, shit is annoying, you're taking it a bit too far m8. He's your bro, let him love his kid.

>>722580277
All while normal people are nearing the end of raising their kids, getting ready to focus more on themselves and hobbies. There you'll be, wiping your downs kid. Have fun with that

>>722580277
>tfw you'll have a retarded kid
>tfw all the friends you cut off will be getting back to normal and wondering how their "cool guy" friend is
>tfw wiping retard baby shitter

>>722580277
honestly, anon, if you still aren't interested in kids by the time you're 30, MAYBE 35, you just just get the ol' snipperoo and forgo breeding altogether.
because this
>>722580359
and this
>>722580735

if you have kids too young, you'll be ill equipped, and you'll make slower career progress because you'll have less extra time on your hands to dedicate to work (if thats the sort of thing you go in for), and while your kids will be out of the house sooner, you'll still be too old to enjoy your free time and money by then.

putting off having kids until you're older is the smartest thing to do but if you wait too long you'll be too old to do neat shit with your kid, you'll have a harder time relating to your kid, and your kid might not turn out so good because of your middle-aged man sperm. not to mention your odds of dying unexpectedly before your kid turns 20 go up.

>>722577765
No one is this dangerously stupid.

>>722581629
Do you really think he has the kind of foresight to plan that far ahead? As far as he's concerned, he's immortal.

>>722581900
Im not too worried cause I dont think any female would breed with him anyways

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>>722569236
nah, just cut off his dick so he doesn't have any more.

OP bailed because he realized everyone thinks he's a faggot

>>722576623
It's BECAUSE I hate myself that I'll never have children.

The correct reason to have children is that after securing success for yourself, you want to pass your knowledge and abilities onto a new generation.

What actually happens though is guys keep hitting it raw without any regards to the consequences, and the women have kids because it gives them power and access to socialist entitlements.

>>722582847
oh no all the triggered no life young parents think im a fag

>>722569236
HAPPENING THREAD
>>722581340
>>722581340
>>722581340

>>722583144
guy, we've already established there's only like 2 anons here who even have a kid. you're just a fag.

>>722570602
>knowing they have obligations to other shit that takes priority over what theyre doing
But you clearly don't take priority. That's evident by their behavior. Did you really not think that through that much?

>>722583814
OP is the self-declared coolest guy around, and him being mad at your is literally the worst thing that could happen to you. Worse than the electric chair, bro. So you better do as he says, and give him what he is entitled to - ALL your attention, ALL the time.
Do not breed, for OP is all the child you will ever need.

>>722583144
I still don't have any kids.
However anyone with kids would be right to ignore you, as they already have enough children and don't need to be burdened by you.

>>722584611
you seem to take the fact that Im a cool guy personally. stop being emotional and think why would the guy wanna hang out with me in the first place. I hope you have friends some day, anon. best of luck to you

>>722585282
So cute, still too young to understand sarcasm. Little scamps say the darndest things.

>>722585282
>I am a cool guy
>my opinion is objective fact
Ok. Whatever you say, bud. You were clearly so smart that you missed the fact that you aren't actually your friend's priority, but I'm sure you're right this time, right?
...right?

>>722585532
are you a chick? your thought process is really feminine.

>>722569236
>while are playing injustice gods among us.
I'm going to let you attempt that sentence again. Not even a grammar Nazi. I really don't know what the fuck you're saying.

>>722585532
you're definitely a triggered mom. most likely a single mother. damn, shoulda kept your legs closed huh.

>>722585282
Im sure at some point in his life, hanging out with you was a convenient time burner. But he's passed that now. You are completely expendable, and if he thought you were cooler or more fun than his offspring, he wouldnt be ditching you for the gurgling baby.

OP just come to terms with it:
>You're not actually as cool as you thought.
>You can't threaten your bro with not being his friend anymore, because he is indifferent to your friendship
Just accept it and move on.

>>722572362
For those that think mankind and the creatures that inhabit this universe can progress forward enough to ultimately become hypothetical gods there is a purpose. Not saying its at all probable but its not impossible to figure out the mysteries of the universe.

>>722586702
why do you want that to be the case so badly? you must really resent your shitty little kid

>>722586914
I don't have a kid, OP. We gonna keep going in circles like this? Come on.

Tell us about your mother. What was your childhood like.

>>722587139
I hate my mother. my childhood was alright.

>>722587313
Go on.

>>722587445
i've been NEET for like 7 years

>>722571314
Unpopular, yet extremely true statement.

>>722587313
Tell me more about your mother and how you would describe her as a parent.

Married, neither of us want kids. I got a vasectomy, problem solved. Easiest "medical procedure" I've ever had. No pain, no stiches or ice packs like old guys describe from way back when. Insurance covered all but sixty bucks of it. Problem fucking solved. Fuck kids, the world doesn't need more humans, it needs WAY less.

>>722569236
on a completely unrelated side note, shit like this glock is why cops will shoot someone for pointing toy guns at them. everyone acts so surprised and angry about that sort of shit but then people go and do shit like this

>>722588915
Good man. Now if only we could sterilize the arabs, the africans, the chinese, the flips, and the east indians, the world would be in great shape.

I have a couple of friends, all of them have a gf (and are in serious relationships not "open relationship"/cuckhold bullshit) and I barely see them now.

>>722585755
>logic and reasoning is female
Seems legit. Any more assessments there, Chris Angel?

>>722585898
>parent
>female
Do keep telling me things you have no knowledge of. This is amusing.

>>722589208
I think it's cool

Just don't fuck with cops ever

>>722569236
having a baby is a nightmare you childless fuckers wont understand. its not like having a dog at all. well maybe it is but imagine having 50 of them attracting all your fucking attention all the fucking time. even at night. and tou can do whole shit about it. now imagine a fucking douchebag who has no clue about tour torment babling about tou being dick bc tou have a baby. yup. thats you. just shut the fuck up and do what you want. but please. shit your fucking fuckhole and say no another word about having babaies untik tou have one. you ignorant bitch.

>>722569236
the answer is yes OP

their lives are over anyway

>>722588819
emotionally unstable, frantic, psycho

>>722588915
and if you ever change your mind, just adopt

>>722589923
Didn't give you enough positive support, I imagine. So when you see your friend who used to give you positive support, now ignoring you in favor of their child, you can't handle it and act like the jealous older sibling who throws tantrums because of how much attention the baby is getting.
Grow up, kid.

>>722589923
As a child (10 and under), which of the following would most accurately describe how you most often felt?
>Smothered or coddled
>Alone or neglected
>Cozy and carefree
>Frightened or anxious
>Bored or understimulated
>None of the above

From the earliest age you can remember, through to the age of 10, would you describe your routine at home to be
>Strict
>Consistent
>Relaxed
>Chaotic
>None of the above

Would you describe your mother in your early years to have been attentive, caring, and loving toward you?
Was your mother your primary caregiver?
Were your parents together or divorced/seperated?

>>722591939
Inb4 childhood neglect with periods of bipolar-style verbal and physical abuse

>>722569525
/thread. OP is a walking pile of shit.

>>722575102

>growing up

lol

>>722570448

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