Never done shrooms before but I've done acid like 20 times,

>>722568437
>when you dont know basic chem

>>722568437
you gotta injst em m8

>>722568437
Flush them down the toilet. Rethink your life. You've been warned.

You cant smoke mushrooms you idiot, eat them.

Op here

Okay I just asked cause I've been told that. How many should I take?

You can smoke after you eat them. Won't feel much when you smoke tho

>>722569033
Half of what you have

>>722569072
Never mind just read you had a quarter. Take them all

>>722568760
Why do losers like you even come on /b/?
>fucking trap threads

I've only taken 2 grams before, anyone wanna fill me in on what I'm missing?

>>722569121
Seems like too much

The trip you get when you take shrooms is actually the result of ingesting the natural toxins in the shrooms. If you smoke them, you won't get that trip that you do when you ingest the toxin.

The trip is, in essence, the result of you poisoning yourself with the toxins in their tissues

>>722569223
It is. Eat a gram and wait to see how you feel but wait at least an hour.

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>>722570097
Its about to go down

eat more than that and drink plenty of juice

>>722570097
This. Depending on the strain and the way they are grown, potency will change from batch to batch. Plus its ur first time so take it easy

>>722569887
Isn't that the case with most drugs?
A toxin you ingest to feel funny.

>>722570822
Why juice? I'm curious

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>>722568437
Experienced shroomer here:

If you can, throw them into a blender with some orange juice. It'll taste like dir flavored orange juice but you'll trip harder. Don't worry about anything, you have zero chance of dying and 100% chance of having fun. Look deep inside yourself.

>>722568437
Shroom expert here. Go slow. You can always take more but once you've taken too many, it's going to be a bad 4-6 hours.
Put them in hot (not boiling) water with lemon juice and honey and drink the tea. After that eat them.

the vitamin c boost the effectr of psylicibin

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>>722571478
experience tranquility

>>722568437
Shrooms are fucking amazing. I ate them in a pb&j. They were dry as fuck so it felt like I was eating wood

As a rule I always trip with at least an eighth. Eat with salsa if you want to completely mask the flavor and finish with a big glass of OJ

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>>722571544
Fuck that, go all the way. What truly bad will happen, he panics for a minute then goes back to laughing at the absurdity of humanity?

>>722571810
Jumping into the deep end with a drug you don't know is a bad idea though. It might've gone well for you, but that's not an universal law.

>>722571810
Or he balls-out bad trips for the next 4 hours.

The more dehydrated you are the more u trip nd more intense it is, so like eat them and dont drink anything and then go like on a hike or something , ur be okay

>>722572024
Exactly why I took just a gram, it's my first time. I love acid and have done it plenty of times but I double stamped once and never again. Bad trip. Saw ghost like faces in my peripherals and they went away like mist. I could barely stand still lol too many damn trails

>>722572006
>I've done acid like 20 times

pretty sure he'll be fine. it's just shrooms

>>722568437

Eat 3.5g and go from there. Have a good time. (You will)

>>722568760

What makes you say that? Shrooms are awesome.

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>>722568437

Enjoy.

Should I eat another gram? I've ingestid one already and it's been 30 min

>>722568437
they taste like shot. don't do a lot for the first time. (don't want an ego death the first time).
they're more dangerous than acid so... have fun

I've taken full eights, its great. Eat them with oreos and smoke kush when you're really tripping. Thats how it do

>>722572416
Yeah, unless he happens to be oversensitive to them. Ergot and psilocybin are two different compounds.

what is that shit with the Russians going into a horror museum and the dog is sick so mom says "don't worry I buy new cat" than money rains from the ceiling....pic unrelated

>>722572939
Wait another 30 minutes, just like with lsd, it might take a while before you feel it.

>>722572939

Eat another 2.5. 1g is subthreshold. At 3.5 you'll stay lucid but still get a hell of a lightshow.

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>>722568437

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>>722572939
Dude just eat it all, you WILL be fine. Would you rather go on the kiddie slide or the best roller coaster on earth?

>>722572939
>Should I eat another gram?

Naa, chop up another gram and toss it into a mug of hot water (close to boiling). Let it soak for 5 min, add some citrus to it and drink up, it will metabolize a lot faster in the form of tea than just eating them straight up.

>>722568437
If you wanna smoke them, you'll need a mao inhibitor. Google that shit or just eat up.

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Cannabis and Shrooms are probably the safest illegal drugs. If someone was TRYING to kill themselves with these they would probably wind up at a Sonic drive through at 4am overly thanking them for the god send that is a chili cheese dog. Go balls out, you WILL have fun.

>>722568437
"Lemon Tek"
You're welcome!

>>722569887
That's not true. It emulates serotonin (a neurotransmitter responsible for sleep, mood, appetite etc) so your brain pumps out different chems at different times to usual, that's all.

This "it's an acid and the effect is caused by your brain dying and glitching out" stereotype needs to die; it's not like a fucking PC with a magnet next to it making it, it's just temporarily modding your OS.

God I miss tripping on mushrooms, I envy you OP

>>722574349
making it glitch out*

>>722574072
>If someone was TRYING to kill themselves with these they would probably wind up at a Sonic drive through at 4am overly thanking them for the god send that is a chili cheese dog.

Driving while tripping balls is a great way to get yourself killed. All it takes is for you to start questioning whether or not you're really driving the car or just tripping. My buddy totaled his car that way; luckily he didn't kill anyone or himself in the process.

>>722574349
Op here, great way to put it.
>>722574149
Sounds like one for a trip that I'm knowledged with shrooms

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>>722574661
Well your buddy is an idiot who couldn't maintain or know himself better. Glad he got in trouble.

>>722574661
If that's happening to you, it's only happening to you BECAUSE you expect to question what's real and what isn't, and because you assume something will go wrong because of that. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Anyone with any psych experience and a functional brain is capable of differentiating between reality and hallucinations. You don't see too much shit that's not there (unless you're doing salvia or DMT or something, but they're in an entirely different league to shrooms and LSD).

That's not to say it's safe to drive on psychedelics. I'm just saying the risk is more along the lines of being unable to judge your speed, the distance of other traffic, general laws of the road etc.

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>>722574661
Can't amp a low wattage brain with shrooms.

1.75 grams OP

You'll have fun on that dose and get the feel of it..

If you liked it and want to go deeper do and 1/8 in like 2 weeks

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>>722575190
I drive fucked up EVERYday. People don't understand that if you drive like a grandpa, you wont get in trouble or endanger others. Just fucking chill, the road will always be there.

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>>722575846
>Hands on 10-2.

>Cruise control set at speed limit

>set belt on

>be white

>have current tabs and insurence

>have a fucking current licence you dumb fuck

>never get pulled over

>>722575846
Have you ever considered that driving significantly under the speed limit can also be dangerous?
If people drive at the limit and you're much slower, the risk of them rear ending you is bigger.

>>722575357
Op here. I just took another gram with pineapple juice. I feel funny lol like laughing lol but no visuals

>>722576447
They will likely happen in another hour or so.

Don't redose anymore. Have fun.

>>722568437
Here is a youtube channel where a guy gives good advice on doing mushrooms and what to expect.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn8V3KNSgDr1Dai77_y8JrQ

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FIRST EXPERIENCE INCOMING -
>i remember the very first time i took shrooms
>i was 17, picked up an oz figured it was enough
>for me and some friends
>Get to party
>bust it up into quarters
>I didn't know anything about taking shrooms at the time
>Fuckit.jpg ate the entire quarter bag
>noturningbacknow.avi
>Hit me like a ton of shitposting bananas
>Threw up thinking ok this will calm down now
>NOPEFUCKU.bmp
>Brother ask to start fire in fireplace
>GO to garage see starter logs
>Fuckit man grab all of them
>put like 10 starter logs in the fire place
>Add fluid
>Light
>Cool.huffingtonpost
>everyone freaked out fire coming out of fireplace
>fire shooting from chimey
>apparently you not suppose to use that many starter logs
>Firemen show up
>big to do
>they put fire out

First time tripping i set my brothers house on fire.

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>>722576336
Did I say anything about driving below the speed limit? No.

I drive THE speed limit and I get tailgated and passed on the left and right by others, thats why I feel like i'm driving like an old man.

>because I follow the fucking law

I live in Kentucky by the way, my home state of Washington enforces traffic laws more efficiently.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6QseKGAVYk&index=4&list=PLUBoetuJk4Ed3pXu-8bY68If2TcBiw_U1

>>722576447

Don't be scared to go up a bit more. Be bold, but probably keep it under 4g

>>722576968
You said driving like a grandpa, they tend to drive too slow. But if you're at the speed limit it should be good.

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>>722577342
Thanks bro, I hope you have a good evening.

>>722577035
Sauce of pic

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>>722577514
Some thread I was in, made a lot of pictures.

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>>722568437

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>>722575190
The problem there is if you drive past cops, generally they'll notice you're driving super carefully. They're literally trained to look for that as a sign of potential guilt, especially if they can see you and you're not actually a grandpa. Which in itself isn't a problem, since psyches are notoriously hard to detect, and they can't charge you on the strength that you were acting a little weird, especially if you haven't broken any driving laws. That is, unless you happen to have the drugs with you. Then you're fucked.

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>>722578997
Bullshit bullshit bullshit

If you are driving the speed limit, not swerving, belt on, current tabs, in the far right lane on the highway, they cannot pull you over.

>its a myth they pull over people following the law

Source: both my parents are cops.

Just drive like they taught you in Driver's Ed and you will actually be fine.

>unless you're black

>>722572416
I think you severely underestimate the capability of shrooms. Acid tends to be the more extrinsic, energetic, "bigger" trip, where as shrooms are more about looking inwards and confronting any conflicts you have within yourself through total disassociation with the ego. Acid trips are more about the world around you and how infinitesimally small you are in comparison. I've dropped 10g of dried liberty caps and they gave me the deepest, most intense and powerful trip I've ever had. I did a 1000ug acid trip and it just enhanced the visuals to a mind-boggling degree, but mentally I was no different to if I'd have took only 150ug.

A good analogy if you know your science is LSD = gravity and shrooms = quantum physics. One is an essential science describing the biggest things in the universe, the other is an essential science describing the workings of the most incomprehensibly small and complex things in the universe.

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>>722580235
eh its different for everyone. I hope he takes them all and has a fantastic time.

>>722576769
under-rated post

>>722576765
PsychedSubstance is starting to cave to legal pressure. He posted a vid a couple months back detailing how he's being censored and his videos are being suppressed in YT search. He's always been pro-psych and hints several times in his older videos that he believes there's more to them than anyone can really explain.

Recently, however, he's been much more along the lines of "we don't support this at all. however, blah blah blah video", but to the point where it's starting to seem like he believes it. He's much more conservative with the info he gives and much more spun in the "all drugs are bad" direction.

I don't think he truly has changed, though. What I do know for a fact, however, is he's been making a living for years through ad revenue. Now, he goes too extreme, and YT will stop his videos appearing in search results, and he'll earn less from his vids. So it's no surprise and no coincidence that he's toning it down.

TL;DR PsychedSubstance has lost his integrity and is moving away from the channel's original aim to provide information so he can keep raking in the cheques.

>>722568437
I've done both a couple times. The highs are very comparable. Favorite way to take mushrooms is make a tea with them. Mix it with something herbal like peppermint and use lemon juice in the tea. You can steep the same brew 2-3 times for maximum effect.

I've never had the stomach aches with tea and it's much easier to control how high you get with how you make your tea and how much you drink. I highly recommend it.

>>722579684
Where exactly do you live? Here in the UK you can be pulled over at any time for no reason at the cops' discretion. They just can't actually arrest you without evidence. But if they've already got you to pull over, then they're gonna find any evidence you do have with you and you're fucked.

Op here

I have trails and I'm giggling by myself lol everything does look weird but not like acid where everything moves, this 2g and 2 hours deep

>>722580549
Both drugs can do both of what I described, they just seem to have preferences. Usual habits, if you will.

>>722581847
Just you wait. Often for me, the world will feel like it's made outta wobbly rubbery mushroom shit. It's not as immediately defined as acidy breathing walls, but it's much more mindblowing in a whimsical sorta way when it does happen.

LSD > mushrooms

>>722582215
They both send you to the same place via different routes. You just haven't done enough to notice yet. It's more about dose and mindset, but both LSD and shrooms need treating with respect because they could both fucking annihilate you to a degree you wouldn't be able to even comprehend. As I said, it's dose and mindset-dependant

>>722569033
All of it, or at least 5 grams. Don't be a bitch.

Doctor fag reporting in
Its always sad when i see drug threads, from youths all the way to adults ruining their lives.
OP you should re-consider your life choices, i know what people are going to say. Mushrooms are safe
No one ever died. This is true, but when you introduce mind alternating chemicals into your body, it forever changes you. You might not notice it at first but on a biological lvl it does. You will never be the same as you were before you took drugs. There are documented cases
were people took so much acid over long periods of time and have serious mental issues. Same with cannabis, Cannabis can be a god sent for some. Cannabis does alter your chemical makeup. So please think before you act. Do the right thing next time friendo.

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Literally every other ingestion method is inferior to eating them one mushroom at a time with Peanut M&Ms and coke. Not pepsi, coke.

>>722582559
Word

>>722583199
Fuck that. Mushrooms were the greatest trip I ever had.

eat a half quarter if its your first time (since you're experienced) visuals are similar to acid while the body high is more intense then acid in my opinion, but i've only took a low amount of acid when I did it, I really enjoy shrooms, just sit back and think about the conspiracy theories and you'll have your mind blown

>>722569126
>losers
>taking drugs and calling others losers
>logic

>>722568760
>idiot
>>722583199
another one
>>722568437
OP this for you

first thing you need to do is clean all the shit out of your system (will interfere with the good trip the humble muchrooms will take you on)

so dont eat anything but water for a whole day (3) but im guessing u wont fast for 3 days

Then you must find a safe place
>somewhere no one is going to fuck with you

EAT half , dont be a pussy

then let it hit you

You dont have to be doing anything

>watching video music ect...

just sit there

the come up is ruff

this is when all that ego and bullshit your tought to believe leavs your body

>now you are free to trip

4 hrs in you will come to clarity

this would be a good time to either , take the rest
or drink a few beers and reflect on the experience.

anyone who says otherwise is brainwashed and undermind control from the evil controllers

>>722583199
First off, who says being different to the person you were before is necessarily a bad thing?

Second, people go insaneyeah it happens. But you're making out like it's a really common side effect, and it's really not. Psyches can bring out mental illnesses in people predisposed to have them earlier than if they hadn't touched the drugs, but they don't create them from nowhere.

Also, once you have the mental issue, psychedelics are the only things that allow you to deal with it. Antidepressants distract, psyches lay out all your issues on the table and force you to deal with them. That's why they can "give" people mental conditions. They actually just pull out all the shit that person's running from, and if they refuse to let go and change, they'll be a little nuts for a while until they accept what's happening.

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Get ready for a unique enlightening experience. also do 1.5g you puss

>>722568437
left a few things out

>dont fucking smoke them
>if your having a really bad trip , a bit of weed helps

but id say just soldier it out

Tim?

>>722585738
Weed can either stop your trip in its tracks, or it can pry you away from the safety grip of linear thought. It's a bit of a lottery; sometimes I've smoked up while tripping and its intensified the whole thing like fuck, clouded my head and thus compromised the logical reasoning abilities that lay between a clear-headed, enlightening trip and complete disassociation with the physical world. Careful, anon.

>>722586507
Right so , only smoke if you feel sick, shrooms on theyr own (empty stomac) will be more then you can handle.

Its hard to not eat for an entire day , but after you eat the shrooms, ull know what im saying, they fill you.

>>722571141
it's something people do with acid, but it won't make a difference with shrooms. different chemical interaction

mfw this tread gives me ptsd, i'll explain why.

>1 year ago at after-grad party
>People in our year organize a huge party in the woods on a camping ground
>Tell myself LSD would be a great way to remember the night with my friends
>a day before the even, contact shady dealer and ask him for LSD
>he arrives in his car, pulls over and tells me to give him 30$
> i ask him the quantity hes giving me (150ug, 200,...)
>just tells me ima be fucked out of my mind

This is when i should of backed out when i think of it rationally now.

> take drugs, go to event
>arrive way too early, only a few of our friends waiting in the parking
>My friend and I say fuck it and drop the acid now
>acid starts to kick in
>skin feels like its buzzing
>friend who has been on mdma for 2 days tells us to go walk in the forest
>hear birds flying over me and echoing of a bunch of sounds in the forest
>start getting anxious
>we decide to turn around and go back
>acid keeps kicking in even more
>my arm is so numb that I feel like I could cut my arm off and fell nothing
>back at original point with other friends
>start hyperventilating
>getting really anxious
>really anxious
> ask someone to lift me and my buddy home because we are bad tripping
>Start getting super paranoid
>Girl's parents let us hop in to drive us home
>Time is not a continous thing at this point, i cant tell whats a second from a minute
> After what feels like two hours, we finaly depart

Have you ever been in the back seat of a small moving car at dusk while badtripping on a substance you dont even know how much you took? I woudn't torture any man with this

> Hyperventilation becomes pretty bad
>have trouble breathing, similar to drowning
> The girls mom helps me concentrate on my breathing
>helps a bit
>the leather seats feel like theyre mixing with my skin
>have a bunch of flashbacks
>friends reaction to the acid is different
>he has trouble breathing

Cont?

Eat the whole bag.

>>722588359
yes

eat half

>>722568437
Eat them, with a fine red wine of the year 2011.

Eat the shrooms, drink enough to get a buzz, start tripping, keeping drinking but not too much, once the shroom start wearing off smoke weed and chill the fuck out

>>722588359
cont

We learned shortly after that his heart was slowing down and that he almost went to cardiac arrest

>Instead of bringing us home they bring us to a hospistal
> two hour drive since we are deep as fuck in the woods
>two hours feel like 2 days
>we stop by a gas station to get water bottles
> sweating vigurously as if i just ran a marathon
>friend is as dry as sandpaper

only then realise later my body was actually fighting this thing and his had almost given up to it

>We get on the road again
>get these spasms like all my muscles in my body were contracting slowly then released allat once
>Its extremely painfull
>The mother gives us bags
>i barf in the bag
>friend barfs all over the car and himself
>he was almost paralyzed
>arrive at hospital by the emergency entrance

ewhen we arrived i felt much less anxious because i though i already knew i was going to die and accepted my fate.

>walk out of the car towars the bright entrance
>looks kind of like the light to heaven
>black out
>regain consciousness in a waiting room on a chair with my face in my hands, shaking,dripping in sweat

at this point in still anxious but most of the spasm have left and im slowly getting better

> talk to the nurses, name, date of birth, etc
>spend night at emergency
>see my friend a few hours later
>hear he almost died

I left the hospital soon after that, didnt have any trauma or anything, same for my friend.

Sadly a few months after i tried 3gs of schrooms and bad triped again

told myself psychedelics arent for me
and woudl nerv do again

Friend brings weed edibles at a chilling, eat alot, thinking ill just get super high.
I literally bad tripped on the eddibles.

Since then i dont do drug anymore, sadly tho, i have anxiety problems now, and it happens only when i remember things about it, like this tread.

any other anons have this?

>>722569223
nah take them to trip not mild hallucinations

>>722568437
Moar like this
http://rudehentai.com

>>722591161
That wasn't acid. You know it almost killed you both, so every time you go into any sort of drug experience now you'll worry like fuck that the same will happen. The drugs will exaggerate the worry, so it all boils down to worrying about worrying about worrying etc. Know what you're taking, know it'll be fine, and you'll be fine. Same goes with the anxiety in waking life. Psychedelics aren't the problem. The problem is you're scared to try to live because of what happened last time you tried to live. What you don't realise is that it's the fear that stops you from living. You're looking at everything through shit-tinted, paranoid glasses. Just look through your own eyes.

>>722591161
You need a really good trip , to set things right.

I get that way with weed now.

When I 1st started smoking, It was pure laughs , pure energy with all my buddys, living on the high end of the spectrum was normal.

I soon realized afterwards, that most people were not like this, and did not get high this way,

They were always fuckign with eachother, like that was a good thing to do, fucking up other people trips.

Anyways, i lost those friends when i moved, and thereafter have had a bad trip everytime since.

The exception is smoking late at night, gaming online. You know , where its safe to trip balls.

but like i said, just have one really good trip , and it will set you right.

>>722568437
ur shitting me?

Eat them. Break off a chunk and pop in mouth, chase it with beer.

1/4 is 7g. So, make into 7 portions, then take one portion and divide in two. Eat that shit and wait ONE FUCKING HOUR before thinking of taking more.

Taht's it OP. I'd never do acid again, ever. Fuck that. But shrooms...always.

Oh, stay home. You'll have a blast.

>>722591161
kind of similar experience.
>buddy and I order 350ug LSD off alphabay
>go to a friends house to trip, about an hour away
>we take our tabs and wait for it to kick in
>about an hour and a half later we're tripping hard
>suddenly my buddy blanks out, like wont respond to anything
>about 2 minutes later he "comes back"
>repeat 4 times
>he starts to freak out, speaking gibberish
>I try to calm him down but nothing works, not even klonopin
>he eventually runs outside and disappears
>I try chasing him, but the world is a kaleidoscope
>get a call from his mom the next moring
>he was found running in the middle of an intersection
>is in the ICU for a week
Found out the lithium he was taking interacted with the LSD and intensified the trip for him to a point where he didn't know where he was, who he was, who I was, etc etc.