What's the biggest problem you're currently facing

paying for school.
problem: I like in the USA with it's shitty education system and don't have a rich family

>>722565746
Student loans?


I have a good job and am generally happy, but the longest relationship I've been in is 2 months and I wasn't even that attracted to her

Idk, I'm too anxious around girls so I never even have a chance. I've been on online dating for several years and have gotten pretty much no success

problem: loneliness and depression

solution: suicide

I have been faithful to my fiancée for almost 9 years. We lost our virginity to each other. I am in desperate need to fuck many other women. I want a tinder account. I want to flirt and cum inside many sluts. All while somehow, magically keeping our relationship. Fuck this fucking shit I want to fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>722565746
Check out study abroad programs at your school. Find out the good universities and fuckin immigrate there.
Lots of European countries have great schools that aren't run like a business.

Imminent homelessness

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>>722565672
I think I'm in love with an escort.....pic related

>>722565672
Shaking. I am a recovering alcoholic coming off a bender. Also debt. Delicious food, sleep, and going back to AA will resolve the former. Working more would solve the latter.

>>722565672
Problem: coming here
Solution: idk

im an asshole
and if i die i cant be one anymore

>>722565999
Nice trips.

Don't an hero, anon. People are by and large overrated. I was a reclusive shut in my whole life and I've started to branch out and make friends and it feels more annoying than I would have imagined. Some people are naturally introverted. Embrace it and realize that it gives you a ton of free time to work on other things.

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>>722565672
If I could smoke weed and drink energy drinks I'd be all fine.

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>>722565672

>>722566686
Ooh anon you poor sod

>>722566488
Maybe if you're a big enough asshole people will remember you forever and your legacy will live on

>Think Hitler

>>722566866
its ok i am high

Just gave myself an enema and now I'm toilet ridden and my stomach is killing me. Probably just gonna have to wait it out

>>722566932
Don't run out anon , be safe :')

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>>722565672
unemployment, huge anxiety disorder possibly schizophrenia and housing issues
someone giving me a fuckkng apprenticeship or something, dunno about the mental shit and I pretty much just need a cheap rental share house thingo or smth

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Im 21 and I got married to young. I have a child of 6 months old. I care deeply for my life but I am not happy and know I never will be if I stay with her. I love my child and don't want to not be a big part of his life. Do I stay and be unhappy all my life for my son or do I leave for myself and lrave my son with a part time dad?

>>722566170
Jaxson?
far cry but is that you?

>>722565672
My coworker died. I cant handle death that well

>>722567094
Who is young and why did you get married to him/her?

>>722567260
green tex

>>722567094
You're just a shit person. If you do what you're supposed to do you will have an entire second life after he moves out.

>>722565672
Divorce...Married for 14...been divorced for 3 years but still having a hard time with life. I don't love her and she's finally moving out of state NEXT WEEK!!! Im struggling bad financially, no real plans for a future and my roof is leaking like a sieve. I don't have enough credit or equity to get a loan...depression is something I face every morning and night. I was always self employed but my mindset is not conducive to working successfully on my own. I need a new source of income and a new source to make me want to continue...

>>722567327
*married too young

>>722566686
Fucking stop it faggot...just stop. Deal with the short term pain for the long term happiness.

>>722565672
problem: major depression

solution: three shotguns shooting to my head at the same time

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>>722565672
Not knowing what the fuck to do after graduation. I'm at my senior year at uni. Fucked up took Philosophy.

I think I want to become an actor. Don't know where to start. I'm losing motivation to just finish the useless degree so I didn't just waste all that money in school.

On top of that I'm fucking alone. No friends. Bad social skills, especially with femanons.

I'm thinking I'll just drop out and go live out in L.A. homeless; see if a miracle can happen. I have very little hope.

>>722565672
problem: Struggling to start a youtube channel or something like it so i can somewhat have a fun job instead of sticking to the usual education/job thing.
Solution: ????

problem: I procrastinate the hell out of my studies (medicine). Actually could get some good grades, but this fucking problem is so huge I barely get anything done

solution: I've tried everything, I'm hopeless right now

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I'm horribly fucking sick, mentally and physically.
I have severe schizoaffective disorder, generalized anxiety, phobias, a bacterial infection, a fungal infection, and IBS.
All day long for over a week all I can do it lay and bed, occasionally able to play vidya for 1-2 hours, and want to kill myself. I can't even eat most of the time. It feels like my body is failing me, but it won't just pull the plug and kill me. I'm on antibiotic and antifungal medications, but so far they've just made me feel far worse.
The worst part? I don't even have anything after this. I'm a friendless, living at home, NEET college dropout. The woman I thought I was going to marry left me half way to four years together because I'm such a fucking loser. I've lost all my friends by burning bridges or just drifting apart. All Valentine's Day will ever be to me now is the anniversary of my dog, the one friend I had when all the rest left, had to be put down. Once I'm feeling better I'll just feel like killing myself less.

Getting kick out of the navy. Trying to fight it and stay.

>>722568860
What did/didn't you do?

Drinking problem. I keep thinking that I'm going to finally stop but it's been biting me in the ass for the last 10 years or so and gone into overdrive since my ex left me six months back. Got liver problems now too. I think it might be the death of me.

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>>722565672
My best friend to moved to the opposite side of the planet. He used to come to my house every week to watch movies with me and chat shit. He was the best part of my life. I love him more then I love some of my immediate family members. I was utterly content with my life.

Now he is gone and it hurts a bit. Mostly I missed the connection we had. Now I need a new source of social validation from somebody I respect as much as him (does not exist currently).

My solution (in THEORY) is to develop several smaller connection with people (in the process of applying my "solution"). I hate most people yet I am built with a need for there attention and affection, hahaha, unfortunate.

The worst part of all of this is that all of a sudden I desire a relationship (I REALLY DON'T want one logically though).

>FUCKING CHEMICALS

>>722565672
I cant get her out of my head. When she's away from me, I genuinely believe I don't want her anymore. But when she talks to me, fucking hell man, I can't help myself.

How do I get over her?

>>722565672
I have a severe neurological condition that causes pain in my ears when I'm exposed to sound. This has fucked my social life to nothing, and I can't work.

On top of this I have horrible, painful RSI and can barely type for more than a few minutes a day.

Nothing would resolve this shit. I've tried god damn everything.

>>722569137
Stop talking to her for a start. I know what you mean though. Half a year for since I got dumped and although it's maybe not as intense as before it still hurts.

Weight loss. I'm 5'10 at 240 lbs; probably 30+% body fat. I want to lose 80 lbs within a year. Feels bad being fat and ugly (I know that if I lost a ton of weight I'd be pretty decent looking, since I do attractiveness research and have published in the area).

>>722568234
Solution: Do something you actually want to do

>Perhaps you overestimate your capabilities as a human being, we're shallow creatures.

>>722568012
>Fucked up took Philosophy.
At least you can admit it.

Problem: no money
Solution: money

But for real, the price of living in NY is horrendous and I need to get through college so I can start working. I plan on giving up on my dreams and changing my major to nursing soon.

>>722567518
Lol
>got married
Hahaha

>If your friend walked over a cliff would you?

>>722566183
Is that her? I'm curious. How much does she cost?
Anyways, why not just ask her to talk? Call her up, just ask if you want to meet up with her. No sex or anything. Just for a cup of coffee. If she rejects you, it's not the end of the world. Many girls out there just as beautiful and even more beautiful.

>>722569510
80lbs in a year is A LOT to lose. You're gonna have a bunch of excess skin left over and probably need surgery to get it removed.

Lose less weight. You'll be fatter long than you want, but it will be worth it in the end

problem: extreme laziness and lethargy
solution: i dunno. meth maybe?

>>722569510

I have a similar problem. I am skinny fat. I was in very good shape and then car accident. 3 years of physical therapy. Now, I am strong enough to do gym but i am now lazy. I must find the motivation to be stong again

>>722565672
Motivation. Distractions.

I would need better focus, more energy, better cleaner habits.

>>722569472
The longest I went without talking to her was 8 months.

Ive been depressed for 3 years, and she's seriously the only person that can bring me out of it. I don't even care about other girls anymore, they can't compare to her. I have no fucking clue what else to do. I don't like talking about it much because it feels like I'm asking for attention, but fuck bro, if the rest of my life is going to be like this I'm honestly considering just ending it soon.

>>722569917
try coca leaf. You can order it online and it's not bad at all. Come to think of it I should get some too. Maybe it'll get me out of my depressed alcoholic funk.

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>>722565672
Student debt and I'm thinking about quitting my job, but have very little money so I have to stay. Also saving money because I want to get into photography, but it looks hard to make that a viable profession. I really hate the idea of working under someone else and being bossed around, though.

Lots and lots of money would solve my problems.

>>722565672
I'm getting fat.
Quit eating bad food and exercise.

>>722569510
Do not listen to this guy
>>722569908
Dumbest thing I've read all week and I've been keeping up with Trump.

currently struggling in college and have to kick ass this semester to avoid losing my scholarship. Don't have too many friends up here, and have been really lonely as far as female companionship goes. Don't really have much to complain about, but i've been depressed off and on since the beginning of this semester. How to fix - quit being a bitch and get my shit done, i guess.

>>722569137
Hey /b/ro, I've got the same problem as you. I've found strength from a very close group of friends, only about three or four people, and my best friend especially. The way to get over her is to realize that you don't need her to be happy, and she isn't the only person who can make you feel good about yourself. That's the case for me, at least. Be open with your close friends, if they truly are, they'll be more than willing to help you through this transitional period. Be wary of rebound relationships though, those never turn out well. Sorry if this didn't help.

>>722565672
The confidence to get a job.. I dunno how to fix it.

Brain injury from car wreck, how fix

>>722569999
I think you might be fooling yourself that she's the only one that can bring you out of it and staying friends with her is probably actually making it worse but you're rationalizing it like a junkie rationalizes sticking the needle in his vain.

>>722569999
Quints of pain

See >>722570250

>>722565865

youtube > RSDnation

you're welcome

>be me
>be 21
>have been doing long distance with gf for 4 years
>fall in love with another girl
>be going to australia with the other girl
fuck.

I havent accomplished anything significant in the last 4 years. I was the persom everyone thought highly off then i started taking my brthers adderall and i am now a livng slave to these pills. Cant do the most basic daily taskt sithout it because feel so tire and unmotivated. All my real friemds seen what was happening and they all tried to help but i took advantage of them used them for money even got others addicted to support myself. I look back on the person i was and who i have become im haunted by regret and guilt down to the bone.

>>722566026

You're missing out big time bud.

I was with the girl I lost my virginity to for 5 years and was going crazy.

After we broke up I fucked EVERYONE. I went from one partner to over 50 in 6 months. 18 year old, threesomes, Asians, arabs, blacks, indians, EVERYONE.

You need to drop the chick and live your life hommie.

>>722567607
>long term happiness.
not him but pretty much.
there is no long term happieness.

>>722568012
Be a fucking actor if you are willing to work hard for it and have talent (and willing to suck a mile of dicks). The world can use allways more artistic persons if they are good.

But by the looks of it, you are a god damn useless moron. Not because you took philosophy, but because you dont have the ba;;s to go through with it.

Learn a technical skill on the side, and hope that gets you enough money to live, or gives you motivation. Carpentry or some shit, dont know.

>>722567094
be a man and raise your kids.
stay with the wife till your child is 18 years old like adults used to do before the 90s.

>>722565672

Making too much money.

Spending it.

>>722570260
How old are you? Have you never had a job before?

>>722567518
>no real plans for a future
you got a job? if so your fine m8. dont worry so much.

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coping with the fact that I might be going to school for something I neither love or am good at (law, and I just don't know yet, not knowing is killing me). and the fact that for some reason I'm socially inept and I can't find a nice girl to settle down with

>>722568012
>I think I want to become an actor.
why?

>I'm thinking I'll just drop out and go live out in L.A.
haha oh man. step one to fucking your life up. LA is a steaming shit hole. get a local job for a few years, get people skills, then make the mistake of going to LA to fail at acting. you can't get acting jobs if you have no people skills.

>>722572413
I was in the same boat. Why are you going into law in the first place though?

>>722572504
>>I think I want to become an actor.
>why?

Yeah, I second this. If it's because he loves films then be an amateur film critic on the side. If it's because he wants to be rich and famous, well that's just maybe stretching it. Though I would give it a shot, he shouldn't be concentrating on that alone and just learn a trade.

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>>722572556
I just find it interesting. also bc of this story that I will try to make quick

>be me in 2nd grade
>grill in my class has potato brother, noah
>one day after school I meet a different kid named noah
>retard.exe
>Next day in class I talk about how stupid this kid is
>girl hears me
>thinks I'm talking about her bro
>starts to cry
>my mind is scrambled, I just panicked and I didn't really have linguistic skills to explain the situation
>her parents come to school that day for something totally unrelated
>they yell at me
>can't straighten out the situation

Felt really guilty after that, I actually thought I did something wrong. I want to be the person who can make arguments and explain things with the use of words and ideas

>>722568234
take ritalin.
you can order methylphenidate (aka ritalin aka concerta) and ethylphenidate and isopropylpenidate online. might need some bitcoin just google it m8.

they all do the same thing at low doses, help you focus.
you can also ask your doctor but thats a pain in the ass.

>>722570250
This is EXACTLY how i feel, and have done to retain sane after a breakup. Honestly best advice this anon could get.

>>722568258
>>722569432

that's some hardcore shit. stay strong brothers. you have my sympathy for whatever its worth.

>>722569784
move?

suicidal SO

>>722573110
Shit, I don't know if you could take some entry level classes then if you love it move on from there. I majored in pre law sort of. It was a mistake, but I'm still young .Decided to double major in computer science.

As for the girl part, maybe hire an escort to practice socializing with? Don't get in trouble, hire her for her time not for sex if you get what I'm saying.

1st world problem: am 25 this yr but no girlfriend.


At the same time, I don't want to make an effort to find one just for the sake of having one. Sure, I get abit envious when I see my attached friends, but the thought of having to spend time with the same person more than twice a week irks me.

I'm lazy as fuck, and just want to spend my free time lazy-ing about with friends, browse dank memes and find new music to listen to. Besides, being so lazy and unambitious makes me unattractive - more effort needed to find someone so my parents won't be upset that im forever alone.


I'm sure if I ask 10 girls out at least one would go on a date with me, but I don't really want to. I prefer to spend time with myself. Im too used to being single. Yet, I don't want my family to be worried.


Seriously, what do?

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>>722573935
I'm actually a PolSci major and the Crime and punishment class I'm taking is interesting. I just want to shadow an attorney to see what the job is actually like.

I wish there were escorts around where I live, if there are they can't be that good/clean

>>722569999
>Ive been depressed for 3 years
change something in your life.
if it doesn't work change something else.

if you do kill yourself save up a couple grand develop a heroine or meth addiction and kill yourself after you loose control of your life while your are high as fuck. best way to go. finish your life with drug fueled pleasure..

>>722569917
go to the doctor. your probably depressed.

>>722570137
why not apply for new jobs while your working this job?-

>>722567068
Where you from?

>>722565672
Living in this society
>I wanna go live in the wild
>no money
>no technology
>just
>pure
>survival

My biggest problem to me: I'm hopelessly in love with my friend who won't break up with her asshole boyfriend even though she tells me multiple times a week how terrible he is.

My actual biggest problem: I can't stop spending money on alcohol and other things I don't actually need.

Not really sure how to fix either of those.

Hiding my side girl from my girlfriend, especially when my side girl wants to date.

I could either stop texting and stop hanging out with the side girl, or break up with my gf and date the side girl. My side girl is kinda dumb and she gets all pissy over nothing, but her body and skills in bed are 10/10. But my gf is a lot cooler, I get along with get better, she's more open to my fetishes, and she likes anal a lot. I'll probably just stay with my gf and fuck the side girl every week or two to balance things out.

>>722570275
brain injuries interest the hell out of me can you please explain the nature of your injury?

>>722570260
fake it till you make it.
when in doubt be formal. easy.

>>722574718
>anarchoprimitvist detected

>>722573110
You made fun of an autistic human
>no way fighting against that

>>722571384
cold turkey it. you will be depressed for a week or a few months depending on your habbit. since its adderol its probably not bad since that shit is expensive.

you can buy ritalin (aka methylphenidate but ethylphenidate works just as well) online and it would be a good substitute that is not nearly addicting as adderol you could use that to come off easily.

>>722575049
You are 100% correct on that
>fuck the government
>fuck society
>fuck the free world 313

>>722565672
Can't attract any females. Probably gonna rape one soon, I was beat by my dad as a child until he went to prison so I won't even feel bad about it because I know it's not a big deal

>>722565672
>What's the biggest problem you're currently facing in life, /b/?

Being an almost 30 kissless virgin.


>What would it take to resolve it?

An altruistic female.

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>>722575107
IKR even if I did manage to tell them I was talking about a completely different kid I don't think they would have believed me

>>722565672
I'm 32 years old. No degree, shit job, and decided to start going to college next year. Is it too late for me? My class reunion was depressing as hell, too. Everyone had awesome jobs, family, cars, house etc. I have nothing but trying to work on that now since I don't have kids or a woman in my life.

What do you think, /b/?

>>722574180
Look for law offices and offer to volunteer/work for free/intern. I did that. Got no answers for most of them, but scored one. Decided after seeing the ton of work this particular lawyer did and the hours he worked that going into this field wasn't for me.

>I wish there were escorts around where I live, if there are they can't be that good/clean

Go on erotic review. Look for agencies or independent girls near you. Or save up your money and go on a trip to Amsterdam and practice there.

>>722575313
Aka starting a gofundme so you can buy a whore you autist.

>>722565672
>ayylmao fucking with my crops
>raising awareness about the cock suckers
>the global elites
i dunno anon maybe a bullet

>>722565672

>What's the biggest problem you're currently facing in life, /b/?

Passing actuarial exams.

>What would it take to resolve it?

More studying =(

>>722575415
I'm from Dutch heritage and I want to go there anyway, that might be what I end up doing

Graduated uni with two bachelors.
Joined military.
Murried.
Out of military.
Third bachelor's.
Doing better than I've ever done $wise, life is good.
Solipsism has set it.

Solution: Probably need to do more drugs. Need something to keep me content.

>>722565672
problem: The girl I love broke up with and and wants an open relationship.

solution: Accept the open relationship and fuck my way to another girl.

>>722575313
I would trade anything to be burdened by only vagina into my thirties. such a simple life.

>>722565672
Things constantly falling apart when they look better. I got screwed out of one job recently and now there's another that seems perfect for me but I know I'm not going to get it because of temp agency finders fees. The second they hear they have to pay to hire me they're going to look at someone else.

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The hardest thing for me right now is being unemployed, I have far too much free time. Otherwise life is going good, a lady friend has okayed the sexy time soon, I drive, and am no longer feeling urges to use drugs of any kind.

>>722575495
You should. You can get higher quality escorts there for a cheaper price. You are going in a high quality job, you should get used to the high quality life, my friend.

>>722572413
what are you going to school for

>I'm socially inept
your probably early 20s if your going to school, in which case thats more of less normal. high school nerds become socially normal around age 25 if they are not predestined to be wizards.

>What's the biggest problem you're currently facing in life, /b/?
I don't have a lot of money.

>What would it take to resolve it?
A lot of money.

>>722566887
Rule 16: if u fail hard enough, it becomes an epic fail

no work, living with parents i just need a fucking inspiration you know some kind of kickstarter

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>>722575734
even if I don't think being a lawyers the thing for me, I heard that going to law school is still valuable to companies for consulting jobs and shit

>>722575316
People now a days hate it when we talk about just a single Potatoe, they just get so butthurt

>obesity
>diet and exercise

>>722575313
>Being an almost 30 kissless virgin.

Same advice I gave law school anon: hire a prostitute/escort. Can't afford one? Work your ass off and don't waste money so you can eventually hire one.

> finding a good rope to hang myself with in 2 days live stream
> a good rope

>>722565672
Depression.
Therapy. Luck.

>>722565672
My dick doesn't work, and I think it's a combination of too much jerking it when I was younger, depression, and sexual anxiety now that I'm 23 and have never actually put it in.

I cut way back on the porn quite some time ago and I've been working on the depression. We'll see where it goes

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>>722575869
>BUT MUH THEY ARE PEOPLE 2
if they are people too they get shit like everyone else

>>722575493
How about
>gun to head
>pull the trigger
That's how I solved my school problems now I'm 62 still living with my mum

>>722575926
Get outside more. don't spend so much time in front of the computer or in bed. Good luck

>>722575898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ucRM0eYD7U
wait for it

>complete lack of social life, motivation, and confidence about the future
>be forced to go to therapy because I'd never go myself due to trust issues

>>722575780
Money won't solve anything
It's just the governments way of controlling us
>go be free

graduated college with a solid degree that was supposedly "one of the best degrees to get" with a solid gpa and ive been sending my resume out the ass to companies and i keep getting rejected.

Been working some part time job at a gun range which is actually pretty fucking cool considering i love guns but i really want a legit job to get my life started and to move out of my parents house.

>>722576006
I know? Why is that so hard to understand
>fucking normies
>REEEEEEEEEE

>>722566183
"Can't turn a whore into a housewife"

Dude, she's a whore. Just buy her for a while. Don't let feelings get involved. Because I guarantee you she won't. She's probably incapable of having emotions for Johns... do you not think this carries over into her life with you?


In love with a whore... God your fathers have failed all you... fucking generation raised by women.

>>722568964
I have a drinking problem also. I need help.
> be me make great money high stress job
> have 4 small kids who adore me
>have high anxiety which is why I drink
>never miss thier stuff ever
>but hungover as shit all days
>at this point I am still functional
>have a panic/anxiety attack about once every two weeks
I am 43 years old and and I am probably old enough to be most of your dads
Panic/anxiety attacks are real and I feel your pain sincerely
I am lucky enough to have a prescription for clonazepam to bring me out
I feel for you 20 somethings that have this already
Let me ask you fags if I stopped drinking do you think the panic attacks would stop?

chronic prostatitis.the constant pain and not being able to get an erection depresses me alot.and the fact that I can't be a sailor-for which I studied my ass for 2 years- really gets me.my life is shit and I'm waiting to either kill myself or somthing magically happen and solve it all.the latter is really improbable

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>>722576120

Free tin foil hat with every comment

>>722575933
If you're taking antidepressants that's probably the reason you can't get it up. Masturbating too much when young is not a problem.

>>722574175
are you a virgin?
how can you go without pussy for more than a week or two?

>>722574751
1) tell your friend how you feel. seriously.
2) make a budget on a spreadsheet.

low tier problems.

>>722566183

Treat her like a woman instead of a fucktoy and offer to meet her on more sociable terms. She may be an escort, but she's still a woman inside and still appreciates being treated as such.

>>722565672
I'd say fear. I want to be a singer and entertainer but I have a huge fear of judgement (after being bullied in elementary school and middle school) which also ties in with fear of failure. I rarely get genuine complements so I feel as if people are as critical as i am.. Theres more than that but I'd say thats a biggy too. I also miss my ex

Kicked out of University for rooting their piece of shit servers. Also have a criminal record (unrelated to hack), which fucked me over in starting a career with my country's intelligence agency. Only time can resolve these issues.

>>722575294
hire an escort/hooker.

your first time having sex will suck so you will probably get over your rape thing.

had to get a new job beccause i can't do manual labor because all the stitches from my cutting burst open

and im a loser 25 yr old virgin

>>722574751
tell your friend how you feel. Dont give us any "I don't want to ruin the friendship" shit. it seems to be more than a friendship for you so by just doing nothing you just hurt yourself

>>722576801
god no, way to insecure

>>722574718
Do it but of course you won't...

Fact that you have a phone/computer proves it.


All talk.

>>722576395
Fuck yea
>gimme tin foil hat

>>722575328
not too late. school or traid. stop working a deadend job.

>>722565746
>implying the problem is the government not paying for it and not the bullshit class requirements that have nothing to do with your major
>thanks comrade sanders

>>722575933

As another anon has already said, it's not the pornography or the masturbation that is a problem, regardless of what society keeps telling you. The depression and anxiety are a problem though. Are you currently taking anything for it?

>>722576849
>IM GONNA RAPE A GIRL SOON
why dont you buy hooker
>I'm too insecure

>>722576849
too insecure to hire a whore but you will rape someone?

try craigslist. fuck a fatty. trust me pussy is pussy.

>>722576498
The same way you go without working hard or reading a book.

Ive got so many problems. No point in sharing with a stranger unless they feel like throwing free education or free stuff my way. Money in bulk would help also.

>>722577037
she doesn't know who i am, im not gonna have to worry about pleasing her or feeling gross

>>722577070
i asked out plenty of fatties, didn't work. still too insecure

>>722576864
Not now ya dweeb,
>I gotta build up a "future" for myself
>so they think I'm "normal"
Also I go to library to educate myself on plants and shit so I'm ready
>my name is Charlie freebum
And I will hitchhike across the us searching for happiness or become a hippie and do drugs
>who knows yet

>>722565672
problem:
being ugly

solution:
plastic surgery

unlikely to happen tough tbh lol xd

I'm taking the hardest class ever in a top 5 computer science grad program and its kicking my ass.

I'm burning vacation time at work to study and got my doc to prescribe me vyvanse to get through.

>>722574751
Is her name Gisele?

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Why even ask?

>Money

Money resolves every faggots problem

>Not getting laid

Have money you'll get laid

>Fat

Guess what money can suck out for you

>School

Guess what can buy your way

>Child hood problems

Guess what drugs money can buy to make you forget them

>>722575868
>companies for consulting jobs and shit

Not going to earn as much and won't be the same type of work but it's still a job. But if there's something else you love to do and would rather do that instead, by all means do it.

>>722577183
you couldn't be more off the mark.

im serious though, i don't care for people, women especially. i am perfectly happy to be alone. find a girl with low self esteem you can just fuck her and not hang out much.

>>722565672
I have ulcerative colitis, and right now I'm going through a flare up.
I need to go into remission without getting a colostomy bag, which will ruin my life or getting put on biologicals, which will also ruin my life.

>>722570260
You need confidence to get a job? Who pays for your shit? Most of us have to work to live...Confident or not, mate.

My wife is morbidly obese but is also crazy about me, treats me right, is as loyal as they get.

To resolve it? Surgery I guess. She'd definitely need skin surgery even if she lost the weight.

>>722577282
>didn't work. still too insecure
are you ugly? lower your standards.
how old are you? if you are insecure the best thing you can do is get a job where you are around a lot of people and have to communicate with them face to face.

>>722574751
Dude stop being a beta orbiter. It'll get you nowhere and even if she does break up with him she'll go for someone else not you. Women don't find that shit attractive but they'll still lap up the attention you give them. Stop that shit now anon.

>>722577385
>problem:
>being ugly

solution:
lower your standards

>>722565672
My gf wants to wait til marriage.

>>722565672
Problem: what is love?
Solution: baby don't hurt me, no more

>>722576731
Read or watch Brené Brown

>>722577602
tell her to go on a fucking diet.
weight watchers or something man.
meth if you have to.

>>722577688
I mean, i was asking out fat girls, lower than that is mental disability so im not going to do that. Even a few of them were cutters, theres nothing lower than that asshole. And i have no problem with people, just intimacy with women. I go to parties and clubs all the time actually.

>>722577857
:^)

>>722565672
I am mortal, to fix this i must become a Lich Lord.

>>722565746
Join the Army!

>>722569784
Wannabe-doctor? It's not worth it.

>>722577933
>I go to parties and clubs all the time actually.
then go to a bar. if your can't pick up a drunk chick then i got bad news for you buddy, you are ugly.

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>>722577773

Now that's the stupidest shit I've seen on here in a long time, and I still remember the brony threads. You don't lower your standards, you try harder, get smarter and more acrimonious. I'm an ugly, bald bastard and I'm still punching well above my weight.
It's not about standards, it's about confidence and personality.

>>722575433
Money not a problem, I'm just to scared to risk getting arrested.

>>722575665
Spoken like someone who's already had sex long before 30.

>>722575894
Money isn't an issue. I have a decent enough career (GS-13 step 2). I'm just to chicken shit to risk ruining everything I've worked for. Hence the altruistic female.

My wife loves gay prob and shlicks to gay fantasies.

I desperately want to blow guys.

I'm scared to tell her.

Her finding out without me telling her would be solution. Maybe I'll accidentally leave some incriminating porn in my browser history. She is a compulsive snooper.

>>722566170
just don't become a begger in colorado because i've taken to randomly shooting them.

My GF is draining the life outta me

paying for school and my acne. my acne is starting to go down slowly but its still bad imo. i cant even look myself in the mirror sometimes. i dont know why it started so late it came when i was pretty much done with puberty and i never had it when i was going through puberty. 1st world problems i guess

>>722577479
The funny thing is human cooperation gets you all the things money does. Its a shame most want your money before giving a helping hand.

>>722565672
paying for individual health insurance.

resolution? learn a massive amount about insurance, foundations, and advocacy groups

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>>722565672

>>722578045

This is actually legit advice. It'll make you more of a man, give you a good education, perhaps even a trade, if you want it, and if you're not in the mood to die for your country there are plenty of non-combat roles.

>>722578154
>I have a decent enough career

What career do you have, anon?

And hiring escorts isn't against the law. Hiring someone to hang out with you is legal. Paying for sex is. I'm sure there are escort agencies near you.

>>722578249
Solution: breakup

>>722578125
>it's about confidence and personality.
right. ugly isn't just a physical trait.

>>722578080
Oh im aware, Im not that ugly, I just don't have whatevre it is regular people have. And actually when I get drunk, i lose all interest in women anyways, I turn into the most content sit on the floor and laugh guy out there.

I zone out and start talking to myself, or have episodes where it seems like I'm having someone else's thoughts. Makes it hard to find work or friends when they think I'm crazy.

>>722565999

pls no

>>722578249
Don't listen to anon
>rid her of this world

>>722578378
Its what i wish i had done, instead of muddling through with student loans i'll be paying back for 11 more years

>>722578154
>risk ruining everything
vacation in reno or vegas, not a crime there. or just film it. its not illegal to buy a hooker if you film a porno at the same time.

>>722575493
Fuck... Are you me?
How do you motivate yourself to study? Any recommendations for an inexperienced uni-graduate who is trying to enter the field?

>>722578175
just do it. creigs list. no one has to know you closeted faggot. not worth ruining your marriage over a BJ.

>>722565672
extreme depression from missing my ex. probably someone new but im not desirable and it would take a lot of work to fix me and I know no one wants that .

>>722578474
>i lose all interest in women anyways
then don't get drunk.
picking up chicks at a bar for one night stands is actually pretty good practice for talking to women in general.

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>>722574175

Same fucking history here anon. It's like I wrote it. The only thing that change is I'm 21

>>722578918
Or just kidnap em

>>722578511
schitzo like symptoms. talk to a shrink. you can fix it with meds for sure maybe without.

Medical issues.

A miracle.... noodle?

>>722578384
I work for the VA. Started off an intern during my undergrad years as a research assistant. After about two years I got hired on as a FTE with the title senior lab tech. I also doubt escorts services are a reliable loophole. You see people getting busted all the time when using their services. From time to time even politicians. Seems too risky for me.

>>722578677
ritalin, etc.
remove ALL distractions.

>>722578821
>but im not desirable
youd be surprised. some women are so stupid they choose horrible men.

>>722578918
>being an ugly virgin
>asking out drunk girls in public when you are not drunk yourself

yeah no, im not going to prison

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>>722565672
No gf and lonely

>solution
A cat for companionship and a fleshlight to stick my peeny in to

>>722578426

Exactly. Even if you're an ugly bastard on the inside, as bitter as all hell, use it. Add a little humour and make sarcastic jokes regularly and believe in yourself. Women really do enjoy it.

>>722569123
Why don't you move there too?

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Not enough whitney.

More estalking?

>>722579003
you realize im talking to the guy who posted this, right?
>>722575294

he already had that idea.
fucking a drunk chick isn't rape BTW. I'm a feminist and i am against the idea that women are incapable of being personally responsible for their intoxication like man are.

>>722579125
Any tips for how to get an internship with no tests passed/how memorize formulas? If I have zero experience with CS, where should I begin?

>>722579102
>Seems too risky for me.

Don't act like a fool and you won't get caught. If it's a reliable agency, the chances are lower. You only live once.

I absolutely hate the job I have but I'm in the USA on a L1 visa so I can't quit of I have to move away from my girl

>>722579205
its not that. there is just nothing special about me. and i hate going out so I never meet new people.

>>722578596
I've thought about taking a trip to the bunny ranch. Guess I've been holding out for the chance to lose my virginity normally. Also, I don't think "I'm filming a porn" is a solid method. You have to have licenses for shit like that I'm sure. Especially if you have to pay the other participate.

>>722565672
Some dudes want me dead and I can only think of getting rid of them

>>722579430

Apply for everything then either prep, bullshit or charm your way through. I know it seems improbably, but you can brute force your way through.

>>722579430
>f I have zero experience with CS, where should I begin?
computer science? how do you have no experience as a university graduate? you mean on the job experience?
just make a portfolio that shows your knowledge, if your a web guy make some websites, if your a code monkey, make some programs, etc; so your resume looks more legit.

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>>722565672
28, been living on my own for 10 years, still can't pay a bill on time to save my life, despite making a killing at work.
Solution.... don't know. How do you fix financial anxiety?

>>722579524
you sound like you just have low self esteem TBQH mate. you should introspect and find out why. meditate on it. sincere advice here man.

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>>722565672
My biggest problem is i have my life on repeat, and i lost the remote
The solution is to look for the remote, but i cant seem to bring myself to do it

>>722579616

Start carrying a gun and get a valid CCL

>>722565672
Really the only problem I see with my life right now is that my computer is broken and I have no clue how to fix it at this point. Aside from that I have absolutely no aspiration, and I cant seem to bring myself to get out of the house. I work then I sit on my laptop all day, then repeat over and over and over and over and over. Im getting by well enough and have a good enough job, I just get this feeling I could be doing more

>>722576202
What's your degree in?

>>722579467
I'm almost 30 and a kissless virgin. That should tell you how my luck runs. Those odds with my luck ratio will surely mean doom for me.

>>722578413
>>722578585
I wish it was that easy, she has dirt on my family and a lot of my money she won't tell me where she hid...

>>722579209
its not illigal. don't ask them out for a fucking date lol. just talk to them, hit on them, etc. you will get layed. she went to the bar to fuck a guy you idiot. thats why she is there!
you need to drop the liberal rape fantasies the feminists put in your head. fucking a drunk chick is in no way rape.
if a man or woman gets drunk they are still responsible for what they do. thats why drunk driving is a crime.

>>722579985

So what's wrong with the computer. Be as verbose and descriptive as possible. There's bound to be at least one person in this thread that can give you a serious answer.

>>722580004
If you think that way you'll never live. And not just the sex part. You'll never fully enjoy your life. If you're that scared then go to the bunny ranch. Tell yourself you'll do it on your next vacation.
It's either now or never.

>>722580048
Solution: breakup and call an attorney

>>722579700
I mean coding experience (ie. python or C+). None of my uni-classes ever focused on it, and I was an Econ major.

>>722579525
>I don't think "I'm filming a porn" is a solid method. You have to have licenses for shit like that I'm sure.
actually it is a solid method.
there is no "porno licence" lol.
look it up man. lost of escorts will agree to it. put it on redtube and crop your head out to make it legit lol.

and dont worry about how you loose your virginity that really doesn't matter. your first time will suck anyway.

>>722579647
How would I even get an interview with no experience or tests passed? Ty for the help so far.

>>722580344
why do you want to get into computer science? i am in that field btw.

if you want coding experience then code. the best way to motivate yourself is to work on code you actually care about. for me it was making mods for games and software for personal use for an office job i worked at.
if you want to get into CS then you already did one thing right - you didn't go to school for it. teach yourself. CS degrees r a joke.

>>722579797
id rather not. i can't fix myself. my ex just was there for me when i needed it. she wasn't actively trying to fix me, just support me when i wasnt strong enough to stand on my own. now im a bigger mess than before and i cant do it on my own.

>>722565672
Confidence, leadership and motivation.

People around me are always telling me that I sound like an intellectual person, but I don't believe them because I constantly criticise myself on small stuff.

I need to be less self critical, attempt to talk to a new stranger each day (especially girls) and be able to manage my time well.

Being able to reflect on my areas for improvement is a good way of starting, but I just can't be bothered.

>>722579771
make a budget on a spreadsheet that spans several months.
follow budget.

have you tried this yet?

>>722579985
I dont know how to resolve the computer issue other than build a new one, and I have no clue how to gain proper aspiration

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Crippling final stage alcoholism. A shit tonne of vitamins to start with, some clean and sober time. Understanding folks, probably some sort of abstinence programming, and some meaning and purpose being restored to my life.

Frankly I just need to stop repeating the same mistakes. Hopefully I can do that.

Getting on naltrexone tonight. Wish me luck, folks. Bombs away.

>>722580674
>i can't fix myself.
i really don't believe that. maybe you can tell me how you are so so fucked up? loosing a GF isn't a permanent problem.

try meditation and don't tell me it doesn't work if you haven't. if your really fucked up see a shrink. thats what they are for.

>>722580633
Not that guy, but also majoring in CS. So you got the job by just building up a portfolio? I'm aiming to be a web developer. Only a few related jobs around me though, hopefully I land something remote.

>>722579883
nice metaphor. you depressed?

>>722580716
yes, but I always fall off of it. I get comfortable and then somehow the shit always hits the fan all at once. Last month i got in an accident, got laid off and had 2 hospital trips. Now i gotta get my truck back from shop tomorrow and i get to choose, get my truck back or keep the electric on. Like... fuck.

>>722580222
So pretty much Im not getting a display, like theres absolutely no input, I tried using a different gpu, and it still didnt work, I took everything off and put it back on, reset the cmos and still nothing, Im beginning to think I screwed up my motherboard somehow

>>722579985
whats the matter with your computer friend. i know all things computer.

>>722565672
mainly just need $1600 or so

>>722565672
I have so many things I want to do, I'm ambitious, but I'm not talented or skilled enough to get them done

I graduated last year but I have no interest in my degree area (law) and there are no grad jobs

>>722580322
this. blackmail is a crime.

Problem: I'm a 52yo virgin shut in with health issues, no job and anxiety and depression. I get by by trying to enjoy the small things when I can. Currently I have high cholesterol and have had to change my diet which has made me more miserable. I need to exercise but I am not motivated at all. I'm also a clutterbug.

>>722579956
Yeah I plan to do that when I get enough money but this shit spookier than I thought.

>>722580633
I don't want to enter CS, but actuarial work involves basic coding (SQL, etc). It also seems like a useful skill to have, I also have issues with getting motivated enough to start doing things that are good for me. I always had the talent though, my lack of drive is what's killing my future.

>Problem
I have pretty ambitious education goals. It requires a lot of studying, diligence, work ethic and generally not being as much of a lazy piece of shit as I am now.

>Solution
Probably limit my fapping/distractions and somehow learning how to force myself to work when I don't feel like it at all.

>>722580430

Just keep pushing out speculative applications, CVs and/or resumes (depending on location) and when you do get a response, be polite, respectful and sound enthusiastic. Don't expect immediate replies or results, but stick at it and you will get somewhere.
I know it sounds hopeless but speculative applications are the second most likely way to attain employment and internships.
The most likely is nepotistic, before you ask.

>>722581000

Is it a desktop or a laptop and do you have any other way to verify that the display is not at fault?

Don't know. In a job I don't like, but I moved away from home for. Need a new job, but doesn't seem like my family wants me back. I guess I'll move somewhere else but I hate flying for holidays. I know in expected back for holidays but it's weird hearing my dad suggest other places for work on the east coast.... I'm lost and alone. No friends where I'm at anymore.

>>722581033
Reference
>>722581000
if you got any ideas Im definitely open to them

>>722580430

>>722580962
yes. i got web dev jobs and programming jobs and linux admin jobs with only a portfolio. you will have to have a portfolio to get a job your degree means JACK SHIT by itself.
its just not necessary its a waste of money. i mean getting all of the knowledge in one place might be worth the money but, webdev, cmon man lol you don't need a CS degree for that. everything you learn will be wrong in 5 years if your into web shit anyway.

>Only a few related jobs around me though
best thing about webdev is that it is SO EASY to be self employed. go around town, see business, google business, no website? go in and offer to make it for them. show them your other work. your hired. try to find out what your local competitors charge and just barely undercut them or chances are you will be making websites for WAY under market value.
also webdev can be done remotely in a lot of cases so check job offerings in major cities.

>>722581322
Thank you. One more thing, is there even any chance with getting an internship if I'm out of uni with no tests passed? Some internships require an SAT score (mine was near perfect), but most require at least one test passed. Is it hopeless in my situation?

>>722581531
its a desktop. My best indication that it wasnt at fault of the gpu is that I tried a friend's gpu and it still didnt work

>>722580870
i dont have the money to see a shrink or i would.

she wasnt just any girl. i was 90% sure i was going to marry her. i wanted to spend my entire life with her. she was my best and only friend and now she wants nothing to do with me. it feels like she died.

about the low esteem i do. it was great with her because she realized it and always complimented me and shit to make myself feel better. and i did. but now shes gone and my self hate is back and i dont know what to do.

>>722580991
yeah shit happens that doesn't really sound like your fault.

just roll with those punches

>>722580782
seek help man. alcohol is hard to quit by yourself.

>>722581602
Thanks for the advice, anon.

>>722580322
Well I guess the dubs demand I take your advice