Hi /b/ is there any medfag here? my anus/ass itch me and i

Wipe your ass better, and learn to English

>>722561580
You might be over-cleaning your asshole, don't use soap in your asshole and leave it alone.

>>722561580
Sause on the nigress

>>722561785
>Wipe your ass better
>>722561979
>over-cleaning your asshole
so what do i have to do?
im paranoic, what if is parasites but they didnt examine my feces?
i want to buy a whey protein and enter gym but with parasites i cant do that

>>722562214
i dont know

>>722561580
I find dr to examine feces. if no parasite i scratch itch for you, but only if no parasite or worm.

>>722562807
fuck you, asshole

>>722561580
jock itch?
been there
sometimes takes months to get rid of

>>722561580
maybe you scratch your anus with your fingernails till wounded yourself

>>722561580
you have hemorrhoids faggot

>>722561580
its anal fissures you idiots.

op took a massive shit and it caused a small tear, they itch like nuts sometimes.

RN here, you have hemorrhoids

>>722563409
i have 2 years and 8 month with that itch, at first it would appear parasites in my tests so i thought that was the reason but i have made 2 test and nothing
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>>722563034
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>>722562214
Sweet Lea lea

>>722561580
Medic college stud here, it's cancer

>>722561580
>the labs didnt examinated the feces i gave them?

Well... did they ask for any?

>>722563709
yes

>>722563565
You find new medictor and tell him "fix me". He will and solve many more problems :)

>>722563772
so you gave them your turd
but they didn't examine it
where is the turd

>>722563772
It's most likely either something already suggested in thread or just that skin is fucked from friction with toilet paper / clothing. Tried moisturising?

>>722563890
>they didn't examine it
results say that no parasites were found

Take a shit and take a pic and post so we can analyze it

>>722563933
You moisturize your anus? You a faggot?

>>722563976
The parasites are well hidden, then.

RN/MDS here
Are you a faggot? That's a possible side-effect of being a faggot.

>>722563933
i hope

i made a test in august and came out with entamoeba histolytic
i want to enter the gym but if i have parasites i cant
>>722563890

>>722561580
try wetting toilet paper with rubbing alcohol and wiping ass a couple times with that. it solved my itchy bum.

>>722564105
entamoeba histolytic or ascaris?
i dont think so

>>722564043
I do... when it feels like it needs a good ol moisturizin

Post photo of your asshole here and doctor will analyze it.

>>722564183
Surely parasites are the least likely culprit after infections, skin conditions, obligatory butt cancer etc.?

I am a doctor. Put a TNT cartridge in your ass.
-Dr. Wile E Coyote

>>722561580
you might be allergic to latex, tell daddy bareback from now on.

pruritus ani,
google it.
i had it. treated it by sitting is a epsom salt solution. cured it

>>722564556
Why the fuck did I laugh at this :D

>>722564285
im gonna get vermicularis on yo ass, nigga