How did you lose your virginity /b/ ? Who was he/she, how old

File: Anon and Jade.png (1MB, 2712x4288px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2712x4288px

>>722554649
posting some greentext

File: Baby.png (1MB, 3636x4560px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3636x4560px

>>722555088

>>722554649
>I stuck my cock in her cunt
>She was my gf of a year
>16th birthday
>3 pumps and it was over

>>722554649
If anal sex counts, I was 15. Her ass bled lol.
If vaginal counts, I was 23.
Unless rubbing your dick lengthwise between her pussy lips counts; then 15. I was young and didn't have condoms; "Not taking any risks" 15 y.o. me thought.

>I was about 17/18
>She was 16
>Girl who lived on a farm in the middle of nowhere
>Mom wasn't home
>Went at each other like rabbits
>This time I got brave enough to put it in her
>Fucking plowing the shit out of her like nobody has ever fucked a chick before
>Rickety old bed
>Collapses under us
>Take the full brunt of the headboard slamming into my head
>Bust my head open
>Had to come up with a bullshit excuse when her mom got home

I think we ended up saying I was taking a nap after work (I did go straight to her house from my first job at the time) and it collapsed on me

I still got a few more months out of her too, in fact I'm the one who dumped her because I was a scared little bitch terrified of how much of a crazy nympho she was

Boy did I make a mistake

>>722554649
I was 23 she was 16, fucked her a few times and even got to nut in her w/o a condom on. Tightest pussy I've ever had

>>722556208
Are you me? The cunt rub was the shit back then

I was 26, she was 16.
It was my birthday.

Lost my virginity to my best friend's girlfriend right after he finished fucking her. It was kinda gross, but totally worth it.

>>722556527
It just made sense lol; plus the tip is pushing against her clit where she's really gonna feel it.

I was 17 she was 16. I had met her at a party 3 weeks before. We were at her friend's house when on one was home. We tried a condom but it wasn't working right so I just slid it in raw. I did better than I thought I would and lasted until she had to stop me because she was getting sore.

>>722555088
>>722556348
The curse of the shitty bed is everywhere

File: dbc5975603dac54877b0fc4147437f9a.jpg (782KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

782KB, 1920x1080px

I was 19, she was 21. College, Mardi Gras 2002. Red-headed pole vaulter, and she was on the track team too heyoooooooooo

File: 2017-02-12 23.30.35.jpg (667KB, 1031x773px) Image search: [Google]

667KB, 1031x773px

I still have not.

We were both 17. She was my girlfriend of like 6 weeks.
It wasn't that great. She was too wet.

>>722557382
Same but was 2 weeks
Couldn't get it up because I started thinking about her ex's was fucked and she was too wet for my dick too enjoy it.

>>722557225
Nice bush.

>>722557382

Is there such a thing as a too wet pussy?!

>>722554649

23, in my car, ugly fatty from college.

But at least I avoided the fate of eternal wizardry

>>722557759
Yeah you start to barely feel anything and it becomes a fucking chore to actually cum

42 years old
Virgin

>>722554649
Lost mine to some slut during my travels in the US when I was 23. I was her 13th during the 2 years she had been sexually active she claimed.

Also got a happy ending at a massage parlor with two girls at the same time by accident in China the same year. Good times ^^

Went on a date in Russia this January. Hope she's the one ^^

I was 18, she was 16-17. Dating for 2 months. Fornicated in various ways up to that point.

I was graduated but still living with mom. She ditched school so we could go to "my" place and bang before mom got home.

Took 8 hours to get me off. At the time I was confused and frustrated. Now I understand its because I fapped too much and that trained me to expect a tight grip a pussy just doesn't provide. Eventually got over it, but I still take 30+ minutes at the shortest.

Mom definitely got home. And (years later) revealed her displeasure at having heard stuff.

So, my experience was pretty generically cringey, but that's how first times usually go.

>>722557759
Yeah. Eventually it turns from nice sticky grool into watery stuff more akin to piss.

>>722554649
This is /b/ no one here has lost it...

I was 19 she was 14, we met and went to my place had sex, and even anal day after.

>>722557225
pics of hymen? would be nice to see one.

File: 9f4ff3e9-794b-41ad-a336-ed6b02f50a98.gif (2MB, 500x346px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x346px

>>722557738

Yes

>>722558044

As a virgin, this turns me on, fam. And sad.

>>722558051
Some of aren't wizards, and are actually normal-ish people who have social skills when we choose to use them. Not all of us are you.

File: b1b6adbc-3133-415d-9ef3-e63fa1fa529c.jpg (110KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 768x1024px

>>722558105

I was 6 years old.
She was my 12 year old sister who wanted to play Mommy & Daddy.
Had no idea what was going on.

I was 14 she was 13 when we were in 6th grade we sent nudes but got caught 2 years later we got back in touch and ended up fucking in her back yard. Soon as i got there we got to it. I pulled out my erect 5incher and she sucked it for a bit. I than got her to ride me. Couldnt pht on condom so went in raw. I lasted 5 mins but she let me cum on her face and jumped into pool aftee words. She was a huge slut

File: Jamie Hyneman.jpg (35KB, 625x450px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 625x450px

>>722558105

>>722558271
Greentext that shit

>>722558059
story?

>>722558141
What, the grool or the getting too wet?

>>722557849
pay a prostitute or something

>>722557849
They should make a movie about this.

File: 09de354d-4392-4d34-93ad-156f14e8d6c4.jpg (312KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

312KB, 1280x960px

>>722558502

No. The fact that I've never got intimate with a grill and therefore haven't experienced a wet pussy.

15. We weren't expecting my parents to leave us in the house alone all day but when they did, we stole their weed, smoked it out of their bong, and we fucked in their shower doggy and it was fucking fantastic. The girl was such a good lil slut she let me cum on her face in the shower after maybe like 8 minutes or so

>>722558538
she looked at me, turned around, and walked away

>>722557840
Thats cuz your dicks small

>>722554649
19. to my then girlfriend. it was fucking brilliant. went 6 times through the night. and got to put it in her butt too. shit was so cash

18, first few days or so of college. asian slut came up to me at party and i was nailing her 20 mins later. first time was kind of a let down actually, but banged her for a few weeks afterwards. she was nuts, in a bad way

>>722558659
and it should be called
The 42 year old virgin

>>722554649

>I was 18
>She was 33
>We were drunk
>It was terrible
>I caught the clap

>>722558871
There is more than one whore in the world

was 27 girl from community college was into me for some reason. we smoked weed in her car a few times and then started hooking up.

>>722558734
Take some risks, man. Be bold. Most guys are too afraid of being hurt to be themselves and actually make a move on a girl they like.

If you get rejected? Move on and try again. You'll get it eventually.

>>722554649
I came when I put on the condom

>>722558472
>>722558059
Nothing much met online in a random videogame, chatting we decided to meet. We talk a bit then we go to my place, we have few drinks. I kiss her and then it goes on. Me 19 y old virgin that watched too much porn... I take my dick out and she sucks on it, i take her head and fuck her as rough as i could then deepthroat her she is ok with all of that. Then i lick her pussy and put a condom on, she was wet but it didnt go in easy and i just smashed it in with all the strenght dick in blood she is crying after 10mins she is ok and we fuck. Day after we go to the shower and i took smth similar to lube and fucked her ass, She was ofc crying but she was chill after 15min of anal.

Now she does everything, she is like my sex slave. Love it.

>>722559126
so just you and the condom

>>722559218
PS
She was lying about her age and i found it only few months later after that. kek

>>722556208
Smart move.

>>722559122

Checkd.

Yeah... I don't put myself out there and lack the guts to approach new grills outside my class.

File: Love it.jpg (4KB, 125x125px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 125x125px

>>722558901

>>722558975
But what a fascinating world it would be if there was only one.

Just one really dedicated prostitute. Fucking all the men.

>>722559126
How? Does the wind make your dick erect?

File: Evil vag.jpg (29KB, 480x453px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 480x453px

>>722559926
and it looked like this..

pretty vanilla
>im 18 shes 17
>dated about 6 months decided we were ready
>her and her friend got condoms and then she got dropped off while my parents werent home
>we had sex and it was cash
>she hurt so she told me to be quick which was a life saver because i almost nutted instantly from how good it felt
>we fucked almost every day since then for about 5 years

i often times miss the great sex and head

>>722556551
details.

>Be 12 year old emo me
>tall and muscular for age (everyone overtook me now I'm short..)
>went out with a lot of older girls
>had 15 year old Emo girlfriend
>round her house
>she's fairly rich
>yuge garden with train carriage in it
>she takes me there
>both sat in carriage
>she whips little 12 year old dick out
>asks if I've done before
>no.jpg
>she starts asuckin'
>we fuck
>can't remember much else
>foggy memory
>feels kind of rapey now
>still see her around town sometimes..

>>722554649
>started dating overweight whore at the end of freshman year.
>shes been fucking a 24 year old dude
>leaves him fir me
>"YOURE A VIRGIN?!?"
>go behind abandoned house. She takes my pants off
>tells me to fuck her
>lift up skirt and pump away for roughly 4 min.
>pull out and jizz on everything
>ground, skirt, legs, little ants, all covered in jizz

We were both 16, she was my best friend for years and my friends ex. I would go round to her house and just hang out then she had a party and I got blind drunk and she took me upstairs and rode me until she finished, no condom. I couldn't cum cos alcohol. My friends ended up interrupting me half way through so I left the bedroom and walked around her house with a raging boner telling them to quit it. Went back up and carried on before passing out. Left next morning pretending I couldn't remember and she was calling me all day crying.

>freshman in college
>just got out of relationship with super religious girl
>get on tinder
>match with qt asian who's a few years older than me
>I tell her I'm a virgin
>she asks me to sleep over that very night
>we fuck
I nutted inside her. 9/10, would do it again.

>>722554649
>lose virginity

what level do I unlock that?

>>722560684
tinder whores, my friend.

>>722560779
tinder is lame...nothing ever happens, and it's not just me

any tips oh wise one?

>>722554649
It was February of 1996 and I was out of school for a week, recovering from a concussion that I got in a wrestling tournament. I was 15, she was 16. She was about 5 feet tall, maybe 120 lbs with big DD cups. She was half Italian/Mexican and was really into Type O Negative and metal in general. I had been fooling around with this girl for awhile, dated briefly. At this point she was dating my best friend but her and I still talked. One day we're on the phone and I don't remember what exactly was said but I was sure that I was getting some pussy when she came over. She showed up and we started making out on the couch. I ate her pussy for awhile and we started fucking. She was very experienced (she was a known slut) and this was my first time. I remember penetrating her and she said, "Ha! You're not a virgin anymore" with this smile on her face. Her pussy was wet and warm. It felt great. I gave her a good fucking, actually lasted alot longer than I thought I would. I fucked her raw and busted inside of her pussy (she was on the Depo Provera shot). She was satisfied with my effort and told me I did good. She went into the bathroom to clean up, I got a coke from the fridge and sat on the couch. At about that time my dad walks in the door. He was on his lunch break but he usually didn't come home for lunch. He walks in and asks, "what's that smell? ". I told him that I didn't smell anything. He looked at me like he knew I was lying. He grabbed some papers off of his computer desk and left. To this day I still think he knew what was going on, maybe he was even spying on me. Her name was Nicole. She set my preference for big busted girls with innie pussies. We fucked a few more times throughout the year. The last time I fucked her was after I broke up with a gf and needed some pussy. Yes my best friend found out but wasn't mad because he had fucked her when she and I were dating, before she dated him.

>be 15
>She's 25
>Turns out boys CAN get raped
>it was brief
>it was humiliating
>years later, still can't have normal relationships with anyone

>>722560867
1. Be good looking at the very least above average.
2. Be alpha as fuck!
3. Revise over step 1 and 2.

>>722561025
details? Who was she?

File: dbe664f.jpg (48KB, 640x405px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 640x405px

To the girl that just broke up with me 10 minutes ago tbr. It hurts a lot but I'm not feeling too lonely. We dated for two years and five months. The 14th of every month was our "anniversary." She broke up with me the day after valentine's day guys. I'm sitting in a Bath tub rn contemplating how I should continue on with my life. I'm stuck here with a chronic illness, scars from an emerging reaction from my medication, and no idea what I want to do in college. This may seem like a cry for help but it's more like a plead for advice.

P.S. I'm drunk, go easy if you reply plz

>>722561120
ez wins ez skins

File: tips.png (142KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 750x1334px

>>722560867
>step one: be mildly attractive
>step two: message first
>step three: start with a joke
>step four: talk for a little while without discussing a hookup
>step five: be self-deprecating (but not too much)
At this point it usually just happens. pic related, a textbook example of something that worked out for me on new years

>>722557819
kek

>>722561230

she was my dad's neighbor. She had possibly lied about her age. She used me to get pregnant and get into the US.

I've never met my son.

>>722561639
kek

nice win

what was the joke

>>722561348
Have your shit together fellow anon ,we all live in this deep shit called life.Just move on friend we all have those low points in our life ,but look on the bright side atleast you had a gf.

>>722559218
My gf is sexfreak aswell she loves mmf ffm, trained her since she was 16.

File: jim.png (55KB, 300x301px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 300x301px

>>722554649

I was 15.
He was my uncle, 34/35
It was scary.

>>722561639
fkn also, 1/100 likes I get a match, the fuck. I swear im not bad looking...

>>722561775
It was a retarded star wars pick up line
>you must be a droid because you r2 beautiful
she responds something to the effect of "that was lame lol"
>don't worry, later you can have the d2
You just have to look at their interests and pretend that they're yours as well.

>>722561738
Shhheeeiiittt

>>722561959
Son, when your mother tells you that you're good looking well.. She's just trying to be nice.

>>722561959
mind telling me what's in your bio/what kind of pics you have displayed?

>>722562127
I found that humorous, thank you for the panty dropping tips
I feel like, I'll get lucky, but then not know what to do with it

>>722561891
Lol no, you've been training your wrists since you where 16. So you like to jerk mmf, good for you.

>>722562273
Are you a virgin anon?

File: FB_IMG_1486162501841.jpg (52KB, 524x768px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 524x768px

>>722561837
Thank you honestly. She broke up with me due to lack of affection. I told her to do as she feels and that she deserves someone that will give her that. However, I told her if she doesn't get with someone better than me, then I'm going to tell her. Substance abuse has been a major friend of mine and I'm going to go ahead and assume that majority of you guys seek comfort from reality by this method as well. Im shooting down some wild turkey 101 rn and am trying to stay busy these next couple of days. Godspeed to any of you in any similar situations or any that have you feeling down.

i was 20, girl i met from work right before we started dating
fucked the shit out of her in my car on her street for like 30 mins and couldnt cum
10/10

>>722562261
Nah, she just tells me I should've been aborted

>>722562272
my bio is nothing really
pics, a couple mugshots, photo with my mates kayaking, photo with mates at a club kek

Current girlfriend one year ago. 22 both.
I just sticked it in and I guess all the virginity went away

>>722562399
kek follow the post trail back and you will find this

>>722560684

File: images__8_.jpg (9KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 225x225px

17. fucked my gf for about 5 mins and then she kept complaining it hurt so I stopped. didn't cum. it sucked overall. now I'm 22, and I've successfully fucked 10 girls. everybodies got to start somewhere.

I first put my pee pee in a girl's thing when I was 21. it was awesome.

but I also practiced with a friend when we were 13 but fucking his sweaty hairless thighs. that was also awesome. no homo.

>>722558224
Fucking normalfag. Never leave this shit board.

>>722554649
I lost mine at 17.

I wanted to get it over and done with so I hooked up with a stranger online. He was clean, very nice. When he penetrated me it felt like electricity was shooting from the inside of my vagina all the way to the tips of my toes.

>>722558230
stamp that time

>>722562457
Bio is actually more important than you might think. Try putting some dumbass "witty" one-liner in there or something. As far as pics go, girls seem to like it if you have a pic with your family or something. The wholesome meme is real.

>>722562699
memes too dank
hmm seems legit tho...ill whittle something up

>>722562506
didn't realize you were the same anon.
>>722560565
this is my story, if a girl seems interested in you (makes overt sex jokes and stuff) try dropping the fact that you're a virgin. Especially if she's older, girls like to deflower guys.

>>722554649
I was 12 when I gave ur mum the fucc it was pretty good, she was ugly af though

>>722562836
all good anon

>>722561639
nice one anon. Used to bash the tinder too. so much profit

>>722554649
when I was 13 my moms friend caught me fappimg into her panties.
to keep quiet she had some demands, my favorite was when she started pegging me.

File: 1485897012502.png (218KB, 300x366px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 300x366px

>>722562887
it's a magical place. definitely put me off marriage in the future tho.

19. first gf. had 2 oral sex experiences at 17 and 18 before that

>>722562699

I don't have many pics of myself, just a fb selfie and one or two pics outdoors with my bike. I have my age, school, and info about my hobbies (cars, running, mtb) and that I like the simpsons

Maybe that's why I don't get almost any matches

>>722561348
Chronically ill anon here. 3/5 gf's broke up with me ON Valentine's day. Third one was gf of 5 years, and knew about the previous two- but was actually pretty cool and made it a genuinely funny joke.

Anyway, there's hope anon. Surprisingly. Here's the silver lining I found. If you already know your life is gonna be short and shitty, then you don't have a lot to lose. So I ran out and stole thunder from the gods.

Which is to say I found a girl with a dangerous and powerful father who wanted to be free from her arranged marriage. And we ran into the sunset together with all our money in cash, no cell phone, and a Smith and Wesson .357 on my side in a 2000 car with no GPS or computer.

Life in the wind and off the grid anon. It's been pretty damn amazing. I get to feel like I did something noble with my life, and my wife is grateful and happy as well.

The worse that can happen is you die young. Normally thats bad. But if you don't got much to lose, you have everything to gain.

>>722562862
weird i gave op's mum fucc too

>>722554649
>me 17
>her 16 Danish exchange student
>been fingering and hand jobbing for a month
>bought some rubbers
>finally after school parents not home
>put rubber on
>stuck it in
>came in 3 seconds
>stayed hard anyway to make her finish
>got better at it after that

File: djtrump.jpg (67KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 500x500px

>>722563094
makes sense. Its like gavin mcinnes says: Men win with feminism, we get free sex and saggy tits. Marriage at least in the us makes no sense nowadays

>>722554649
>be 17 with gf
>had done everything except actually penetrate, would always end up rubbing it around her vagina
>finally one day it just kind of barely went in and just kept going
>she started crying
>lasted maybe 2-3 mins
>she flipped out thinking she was going to get pregnant even though didn't even cum inside
>had to drive her to get morning after pill because she was convinced she was going to get pregnant
>not the best experience

File: 1485477830264.png (690KB, 569x802px) Image search: [Google]

690KB, 569x802px

>>722563191
More pics are usually better. Unfortunately, anon, the kind of women who are looking to hook up don't care about your hobbies. Like I said earlier in the thread, just try to be funny.
>tfw I put "Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA" in my bio and get matches just asking what it means

>>722563496
so, what does it mean anon

>>722563496
A lot of fatties match with me...I dont intentionally swipe them, I spam like everyone, it's a numbers game. But a lot of them wanted to meet up, but like, they're landwhales...

>>722563546
nothing you density

>>722563644
precisely

>turn 21
>have a job killing myself at Cheesecake Factory
>huge tips on the weekend
>I decided eh fuckit get a backpage slut
>see a cute bbw ad
>get to the hotel
>man the harpoon
>she's twice as big as her pictures but still has a cute face
>eh fuck it she's a hole and I'm horny
>her suckin skill is supreme (now that I've had more girls to compare her to)
>missionary
>have to pretty much do pelvic pushups due to how big she is
>core is getting tired and tightening
>cum a few minutes later

That is the loosest pussy I've ever been in but she said no one's made her that wet in a while so I'll take it.

>>722563612
everyone should fuck at least a few landwales in their life

File: 1484709292578.jpg (115KB, 680x676px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 680x676px

I was 21 she was 20, been dating for about a month. Banged her in my bed lasted about 10 minutes. Then we ate some ramen.

>>722563708
but mah harpoons

>>722563546
it means I'm a big guy for them

>>722563761
rid yourslef of that autism

Actually have a decently funny story. It's my first greentext, so bear with me.
>be 18
>some 8.5/10 cheerleader actually wants my dick even though i'm a 7/10 at best
>we start dating
>fast forward a few months
>have been waiting for a while to get my dick wet cause she wants to "make it special"
>valentine's day rolls around
>spend about $100 on presents and a fancy dinner
>she loves it
>takes me back to her place, her parents aren't home
>itshappening.gif
>we start making out, shits getting heavy
>all of a sudden have to shit really fucking bad
>excuse myself
>barely make it to the toilet before burning liquid shit starts seeping out of my ass
>spend about 5 minutes shitting my brains out
>finally finish shitting
>can only assume i smell like a septic tank at this point
>clean up as best as i can manage
>realize there's a can of febreze on the sink
>start spraying febreze all over my ass
>probably shouldn't have done it but i didn't want her to take off my pants and possibly smell shit
>use like half the can
>finally exit the bathroom
>resume making out with girl
>i take her clothes off, she takes off mine
>"what smells like febreze anon"
>say i don't know
>she shrugs and grabs my dick
>fuck her brains out and cum on her ass

I ended up getting a rash on my asshole from the Febreeze but it was totally worth it.

>>722563612
tbh I'd much rather hook up with a non-fatty with 4/10 face than a fatty with a 7/10, but that's personal preference. maybe it's the area you're living in?

>>722554649
I was 15 and she was 16, gf for 5months or so.
She was nervous and scared of pain. At first she did not feel comfortable but I wasn't an idiot about it and we took our time on it. It hurt her and she bled but afterwards pain fainted a bit. For next few times it did hurt at the beginning as well.

>>722563910
yea potentially...but yea id rather hook up with a butter chick than a landwhale, not every hole is a goal

>>722556348
"I was about 17/18." You were 18.

>>722563496

I can't think of anything funny to put in the fucking bio. And they abort after me saying hello

>>722554649

My sister took it, said she needed it for school or something. She never gave it back.

>>722556391
You are literally a rapist.

>>722557225

No wonder! Who wants to crawl through a Brazilian jungle just for one fucking cherry?

File: f8752e0d-6f93-4dab-bdb3-3e28be31ab41.jpg (587KB, 1280x1707px) Image search: [Google]

587KB, 1280x1707px

>>722564241

>implying it's me in the pic

File: 16388136_1256158667802123_6864427517151672186_n.jpg (21KB, 479x479px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 479x479px

>>722564084
tbh anon, you sound kinda boring. you gotta capture their interest with something other than "muh car." get mysterious or something, leave 'em wondering.

>>722557225
>>722558141
>>722558230
>>722558734

Weedwhacking necessary before penetration possible.

>Shave that nasty shit, bitch!

I was 16 and she was 15 it was in her room and it started off as making out and as time went on our clothes came off and I kinda just went for it she protested but I was roo into it and nutter in her , it was my first time and first preggo scare but I was good we stayed togethor for like five more years

>>722564355

Pic of what happens when you leave an Arby's Beef Sandwich sitting in the fridge too long.

>>722564393
This desu.
Obviously the easiest way to land a whore for a hookup is to be a chad. However, this is /b/, and there aren't many of those around here; I'm sure not. But I still have a pretty damn good success rate. Because there's another persona that women find almost as attractive as pure chad. I call it "the anti-chad."
This isn't going to work if you're ugly as hell. The anti chad relies almost entirely on unchangeable features like his face, his sense of humor, and his voice. That means you can't work out enough to reach this point, but conversely, if you're not an Adonis (like me) then you aren't fucked.
The anti chad behaves and says a lot of the same things that your average chad might. The key difference here is to say it with a wink. Sure, use that "alpha" pick up line on her, but make sure you look like you're about to burst out laughing at the ridiculousness of it. Women love chads, that fact is irrefutable. But women also love to make fun of chads behind their back.
TL;DR by parodying a chad you can land yourself some poon

File: Screenshot_2017-02-13-10-34-18.png (77KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 1080x1920px

>>722564393

A lot of the bitches don't have anything in their bio. Just the university name, ig/SC handles or pics, that's all.

This butterface had "if we match, message first". So I did.

>kek

>>722563612
I would LOVE if said whales would match with me. I'm an overweight guy anyway, but honestly I'm just really into big girls.

File: 1486616772977.png (171KB, 530x558px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 530x558px

>>722564953
hope striking that blow for men's rights was worth it

File: 5b48bffd-3db4-463e-be21-201ae806ba7f.jpg (664KB, 1280x1707px) Image search: [Google]

664KB, 1280x1707px

>>722564438

It looks comfy

File: 15492505_1206517366099587_4139227638500665076_n.jpg (71KB, 923x960px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 923x960px

>>722564953
bruh, you're not gonna score by instigating a fight right off the bat. any normie is gonna look at that and ignore it. charm, not harm.

>>722565039
>>722565039
damn son, wish they would match with you...but I guess for some reason they have a mental illness that makes them think they can get with fit dudes...

File: Screenshot_2017-02-13-21-04-32.png (144KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 1080x1920px

>>722565172

You got it, bro.

>>722565260
chad, not mad

>>722565185
that asshole is all kinds of fuckt up

File: 16649306_1364142826941840_8096563655284393710_n.png (219KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

219KB, 720x720px

>>722565318
this is good too

File: 1486889182244.jpg (14KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 300x300px

>>722565283

>>722565277
They want guys like you. That's why.

Tbh I cannot use tinder unless I'm travelling since all the fires back Gome parle le francaise like a frog.

No matches while I've been in toronto though. But hey my cocaine should be arriving soon!!

>>722563469
Are you me. Same story.
> Both be 17, cute but slightly chubby jew girl
> Start grinding.
> Pecker goes in - give 'er the old in 'n out for a few minutes
> She freaks out and pulls out.
> Next morning, morning after pill.
> I didn't even nut.

File: 10460127_551430068295712_1680549642402367003_n.jpg (79KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 800x800px

>It was prom night
>We went to a party afterwards where she got horny looking at other couples
>Came up to me. Asked if I wanted to fuck.
>Fuckyes.jpeg
>I asked her where
>She didn’t want to fuck in a house full of people
>We get into my CRV to drive to a good spot.
>Her hand’s rubbing my dick through my pants the whole way.
>Get to an abandoned baseball field.
>I live in the middle of buttfucking nowhere Vermont.
>Fold back seats down in the back for room.
>She lifts up her panties.
>I start rubbing her pussy
>She gets wet
>Take off her panties
>Eat her out
>She moans and I get an 11/10 boner
>Can’t stand it anymore
>Stick my dick in her cunt
>Fuck her in the missionary position for a while.
>Don’t have a condom and don’t want to risk it
>She tells me to fuck her ass
>willdo.gif
>Put her on her hands and knees
>Ass tight enough to turn coal to diamonds
>Fuck her like dog for 15 minutes.
>She then gets on top of me
>Rides like a cowgirl
>She’s squealing like a jap girl at this point.
>Cum in her ass. Gave her a great creampie.
>I drive her home
>I go to bed
>We decided not to date because we are going to different colleges.
Overall a good experience.

File: 1486885430942.png (586KB, 709x960px) Image search: [Google]

586KB, 709x960px

>>722565555
at least you've got quads

File: 2017-02-16 01.37.41.png (1MB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1080x1920px

>>722565260

I know now. Maybe

I bet this fucker would have matched with me. Such is my luck

File: FB_IMG_1484187866874.jpg (180KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 960x960px

>>722563306

I'm waiting for that motivation to strike any day but it's just not happening. I have 15,300 in the bank for college thanks to my grandfather and don't have any genuine interests. My illness requires constant medication, 1 shot per week and 4 pills per day, and I sort of just want to travel the world then off myself. Living past 40 has always seemed like something that isn't all it seems to sound as but neither does living much at all. I'm a firm believer that life isn't as precious as it only holds the value that you give it. I wish I had answers to how this future of mine will turn out but I'm going to go ahead and guess that it isn't worth the worry but rather to just accept it's inevitable inability to please me the way I wish. Any suggestions as to what I should do/ where to go? Looking for a loose life.

>>722565703
Well let them bring me good luck. Tbh though I'm still hung up on my bbw ex wife.

Having kids makes it much harder to find women. Not to mention that im not fit.

>>722565283
sounds legit.

>>722564241
Kek

>>722554649
I'm 23 now. We both graduated in 2012 at the same high school. Known her since middle school. Started talking to her about 4 months ago on Facebook. Insisted that I'm gonna take her out to a movie. Lost my virginity two weeks later at the beginning of this month. Things are getting pretty serious now.

>>722554649
I was 17, she was 16. She was my coworker/a girl from one of my classes and she offered me a ride back to her house to get fucked up and chill. She got me, smoked in her car, went to her house, chilled for a bit playing Halo, and we ended up making out on her couch.

Overall the sex was pretty good. She had been with a couple guys before and knew what she was doing. Gave decent head (gag reflex but her tongue felt amazing), ate her out, put it in. She said she was on the pill and not to wear a condom. Shit was so goddamn tight, was like fucking a suction tube. Busted inside after 5 minutes, she came too while wrapping her legs around me, cuddled afterwards.


I still talk to her and we chill and fuck every now and then but we're not dating for the time being.

File: base.png (288KB, 620x375px) Image search: [Google]

288KB, 620x375px

My dad started dating a girl when I was fifteen, and she had a son and daughter. Quickly after meeting her daughter, I found my fingers deep in her pussy. Me and her were young though, so it didn't escalate to sex because we had no idea what we were doing. It also became strange because I figured out they were moving in. I hated the lady's kids and my dad as a result because I didn't want people to move into my house.

Fast forward, we are both eighteen, and I had long since decided that being friends with my dad's girlfriend's kids would make it a lot easier. One night, me and the daughter were hanging out and having some drinks, having a good time. We both decided to watch Basketball. Sometime through the movie, we started making out, and I pushed myself to finally get past this virgin thing. I also worked out back then, so I had plenty of vitality. The daughter had a shitty boyfriend, who she was eager to get away from. We fucked for an hour with Basketball, by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, playing in the background, and she, not knowing I was practicing the shit I've seen in porn, loved it. We had sweaty dirty sex, and I recall even licking her asshole at some point as her mom and my dad slept downstairs right below us. I even came on her face because I, being programmed by porn, desired it.

I distanced myself from her despite her obviously wanting to hook up more. I was really put off by the nature of it. It wasn't really incest, but it did seem semi incestual to me at the time. Being 24, I wish I had maintained a FWB status. Oh well. To this day I still can't watch basketball without getting hard.

>>722554649

She was my first real girlfriend.

We were in the same grade, had the same birth month.

I was 12-14, I exactly remember.

It felt pretty good, but I couldn't finish because she was too physically discomforted.
I wanted it more than she did, and she thought I got what I wanted, and we were moving forward in the relationship, but I wasn't satisfied with that.
I took her virginity.

Overall, the whole relationship was a stupid idea.

>>722554649
>I was 18, she was 16 and my friend's sister
>inb4 stfu lying faggot
>casually accumulated banter with her over a year or so
>one night pick her up to drive her some places she needed to go (perks of having a car in high school)
>ask if she wants to chill "or something" after
>go to my parent's basement to watch a movie
>casually poor myself amaretto and ask if she wants some
>continue to poor drinks until we're looped af
>feeling the liquid courage
>I make a move--she makes a move back
>things escalate very quickly
>next thing I know our pants are off
>end up fucking for hours
>next morning I'm stoked as fuck
>friend calls me up in a rage and threatens to kill me because his sister told him about it and left out crucial details
>never trust a woman again
>now am half a faggot

>>722554649
>friend of 3 years
>start randomly dating one day
>couldnt get it hard for 3 months
>fuck her for like an hour
>neither of us cum

File: IMG_20170213_194143.jpg (1MB, 1966x2621px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1966x2621px

>>722565703

>>722556865
Let me guess, you have no friends now

>>722565667
Believed this until the spontaneous anal bit. That isn't gonna happen without lube of some kind.

>>722555088
Thanks for posting this, this is honestly one of my favorite greentexts out there

>>722557225
Id fuck it furry.

I slipped and fell on a coke bottle.

>>722554649

19, She was 2y older and def not a virgin. She wanted to fuck me 2 years prior claiming she wants to break up with her bf anyway. But hll no ya artsie roastie.

Anyway by the time the day came and she asked why I'm so nervous and am I doing it the first time, I decided I'll lie because basically You have to lie about being a virgin once. Dumb

Sex was bad, scarred me and I thought I'm a bad lubber, years later and having sexed different women (including this one again), I now know she was a shitty lay.

Not greentexting bc unremarkable shit. And fuck cumdumpsters yo

>>722573408
like, you know he's kidding right? Do you honestly believe this is a real story? I assume you are young and think this kind of thing happens all the time?

18. She was 21. Pity sex because I found out my girlfriend at the time was fucking a friend. So this one friend who obviously wasn't a virgin had sex with me after cheering me up.

>>722557711
Check

>>722575644
Double check

>>722575438
i'm not sure about you, but when i was in highschool my bestfriends girlfriend wanted a threesome with the both of us.
but the average user of this website probably didn't have friends in highschool so.

>16 at the time
>girlfriend also 16
>went to my house and chilled on the couch
>no body is home
>her and I both virgins but we both know that that day was the day we were gonna change that
>start making out
>put hand down her pants
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>tell her to strip
>i strip too
>starts blowing me (not the first time i got head but thats a different story)
>diamonds.jpg
>not even close to cumming so i tell her to lay on the couch
>fuck her for the next two hours and i dont cum >She does a few times
>when we are done i take her home
> wake up the next day with pains in my legs from fucking so much
>end up fucking every day for the next week

>>722554649
First vag and anal was with an older milf. I lied to a cuck couple and had sex with her.
Still with them after 3 years

>>722554649
>How did you lose your virginity /b/ ?

Chick I knew needed some help. She needed a place to stay for a few days after breaking up with her abusive boyfriend. I was reluctant to help, she pleaded stating multiple times she'd do anything. I jokingly said that she'd finally have to let me fuck. After a few seconds of dead silence on the phone she said okay.

So I fill my dorm mate in and let him know I'm going to my parents lake house for a few days. About four hours later I pick her and her baby up and head to the summer house. Once we get there and and everyone is settled in, baby asleep, I try to make my move.

She starts to back out of our agreement. Asks if I'd be willing to give her some time blah blah blah bullshit. She starts to crying and trying to tell me her sob story. At this point I'm annoyed so I tell her to get her shit together we're leaving.

After she sees me grab my keys she acquiesces and starts fumbling with my pants still crying a little. But I finally got to have sex with her after like five years of failed attempts with her.

>Who was he/she, how old were you, how was it ?

Someone I met during my highschool years and kinda kept in touch with during my undergrad years. I was 23 at the time and she was 20 when time this happened. It was fucking great felt like the underdog who finally got his much needed victory.

>be me, 18
>gf was 17
>we're finally home alone
>she takes clothes off
>i take clothes off
>i'm so nervous i can't get it up
>masturbate a little so my weewee gets hard enough to put it in
>finally it's in
>literally cum in the first thrust

>>722577584
/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>722579232
This story is very true.

>>722577584
Sounds like you'd have to put someone in that position to get them to fuck you.

>I was about 7 or so
>had to live with aunt and cousin for the summer
>had to stay in the same room as my cousin (he was about 13)
>whenever aunt would leave for work he would get really touchy feely with me and we'd "play" "games" where we get each other naked and stuff
>he licked my tiny dick and butt and would fuck me in the shower
>made me lick his cock a lot
>he'd walk around naked sometimes whenever his mom was at work and would just grab my head and make me suck it
>sometimes he'd just walk in the room that i was playing video games in with some vaseline and pull down my pajamas and start fucking my butt
>sometimes at night we'd "play" truth or dare or some other game as an excuse for him to come into my bed and touch and lick and fuck me
>taught me to make out
>said if I told his mom he'd tell her what I did to the dog

>>722581610
what the hell did you do to the dog

>>722577584

Gr8 b8 m8, 8/8

>>722581873
I gave it a bunch of chocolate and it almost died and my aunt had to bring it to the hospital which cost a bunch of money.
My cousin said that the dog found it and got into it and covered my ass.

File: 1486869285341.jpg (10KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 225x225px

>>722563686
What the fuck? You had money for a prostitute and you got a land whale????

>>722564932
This works for me literally every time. But tbh I have a really good sense of humor so that helps.

>>722582213
how's your relationship with your cousin now?
did you guys fuck again?
also are you gay now or straight?

>>722556348
I've broken a 2 beds and a couch. furniture hates sex.
the last bed was an ikea cardboard bed so I installed reinforcements and replaces all the slats with oak. took about 3 hours but then we went at it again.

>>722566469
>Get fit
>kill kids

Problem solved.

>>722581229
Yeah some people have to work harder at getting laid than others. But at least I lost my virginity.

>>722582751
He shot himself when he was 15
No, he got really depressed after his mom died and went to live with his dad and I didn't see him again. (except at the funeral and he didn't talk to me there)
I'm bi

>I was 15, she was 18.
>I was awkward chunky kid in middle school
>freshman year grew 5 inches, hit the weights, got contacts
>still clueless as fuck
>met at basketball game
>she was cute, nice ass, asked if I wanted to go for walk
>outside gym, she's dropping hints like mad, I'm fucking clueless
>finally she kisses me
>diamond.tiff
>start going out.
>two weeks later I'm at her house, parents gone
>start making out on her bed
>she works way down my belly, unbuttons jeans
>holy fuck
>wraps her mouth around my cock, I blow almost instantly
>she giggles, "thought that would happen"
>start making out again
>God bless 15 year olds, hard again in 10 minutes
>"ok anon, lay back."
>pulls out condom, puts it on, and then she's on
>last about 5 minutes this time.
>she's not done, proceeds to tell me how to eat her out

Dated her for about 4 months. She was a huge whore - daddy issues, single mom, psycho - but she showed me thinks that served me well through HS.

>>722554649
i was 10 and met this cute girl at the gift shot in the hotel when i was on vacation.. she made me feel wanted and loved, and i let her do whatever she wanted to me so i'd keep getting that feeling from her. i didnt really know what i was doing but she was really skilled so she kinda directed everything.

it was cool after she let me take whatever candy i wanted from her store (:

I was sixteen and he was nineteen. He was my coworkers son. He's the only man I've ever been with and I'm still with him today, and I'm about to turn twenty.

File: 13329337.gif (633KB, 500x400px) Image search: [Google]

633KB, 500x400px

>>be me
>>17yo
>>gf of 1 month
>>never had sex
>>finally decide to
>>dont have condom
>>fuck it, stick it in the butt
>>nice fat ass jiggles while we do it
>>finish
>>ride the bus home after
Felt good bros

>>722554649
its always made out to be this awesome thing, but really it is just something overly forced into your life. honestly a hand job is just as good.

losing it was just like a rite of passage and nothing more.

just a way to be like "nope, im not a virgin" so no one can be like "durr are you a virgin?"

but now its like they aren't even happy with that, you have to be having sex 8 days a week.

>>722583222
check'd
how'd his mom die?
and how old are you now?
and was he hot?

I was 17, she was 16.
We started out as friends when she was late leaving a class that I was early to. First time we hung out she blew me. We started going out shortly after. We fucked a month or so into the relationship. I didn't do so well the first time, but she made it seem alright.

She loved anal.

We split after high school because her parents threw her out and she had to move a timezone over. We're still friends though.

>>722584434
Can you stop being a faggot for five minutes, my aunt was a really nice lady actually.
She was like a mom to me when I was younger when my mom was a piece of shit. She got in a car accident, hit by a drunk driver.
I'm 19 now
And he was pretty cute I guess, when I look at pictures of him now. But back then I didn't really have any perception of that.

>>722582213
when everyone was thinking you fucked your dog

>>722581988
Meh not bait. I'm proud of my accomplishment. Granted I don't think I lasted more than seven minutes, but sex is sex and finally got to lose my virginity as an undergrad.

>>722554649
>Lisa Ann
$1299
Was worth

>>722583222

Im guessing you're white?

>>722585004
I was 7, I don't think that's even possible

>>722585406
yea. and?

>>722581610
I wanted to be sad about this and feel sorry for your tragic backstory but I couldn't help but jerk off to it

I was eighteen and drunk; she was a nineteen year old hooker. It was pretty unsatisfying; she enjoyed it more than I did.

>>722586181
had a friend.....found out months ago that at a younger age he lost his virginity to his dog.....fucker was wierd

dont know if he was 7 though

>>722554649
to my cousin on my parents bed

well see i was 21 yo and my cousin 20 both virgin on my parents bed

I lost it to my left hand

>>722586582
greentext plz

i was 17 and she was 13. she called me over because she wanted to fuck

>>722560938

Fucking awesome story and effortpost

>>722554649
Got drunk at a wedding and fucked a 4/10. I was 21. It wasn't worth it.

Fucked my high school crush. We were both going through shit and needed release. "Meh" type of sex. whatever crossed that off the bucket list. Left me with blue balls and wasted my time after with games. Told her to go back to her psycho ex. I was 23 and she was 22. She killed my libido. Sucks.

File: storytime.jpg (37KB, 496x279px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 496x279px

>>722586582
Yeah what the other guy said: Gonna need greetext on that.

>>722588411
>Fuck your highschool crush
>She destroys your libido
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pm5XtjT2ps

when 1/3 of /b/ are rapists 1/3 were raped and 1/3 are fucking liars

>>722554649
I was 16 and she was 20. I remember being ready to go a second time when we jumped in the shower afterwards. Ahh to be 16 again lol

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza

>>722582869
>In the middle of sex did a woodworking project.

File: Screenshot_2017-02-16-18-27-47.png (584KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

584KB, 720x1280px

Was 12, meet her at a big camp ground thing for family's, she was 12 too, kinda like flirted together ect ect over a week kissing and stuff and we fucked on top of a hill playing at hight with heaps of other kids, was pretty good actually

>>722554649
>Be 0
>Mom was giving birth to me and my twin sister
>Penis touched sisters vagina on the way out
>Cummies were had

>>722557225
Not with that high powered defense

>>722590739
>fucked on top of a hill playing at night with heaps of other kids
an orgy of 12 year olds at a summer camp? sounds pretty cash my man

>ect ect
please

>>722554649
Still a virgin at 20. Got a fleshlight, have had it for a month now and it's amazing. I can last half an hour with it too, but I know it may just be a tiny piece of the experience.

>was 19, she was 18 still in high school
>worked with her
>both of us lifeguards at water park
>she's about a 6/10
>have that "always rude to each other but jokingly" friendship
>horny one day and figure I aint got much to lose
>message her on FB saying I had the hots for her
>"i like you too ;)"
>"want sum fuk?"
>"hell yea"
>pick her up after she got off school
>we doing the foreplay and shit
>she says she wanna ride me
>reaches for condom
>"don't even worry about that"
>hesitant but eager af to do the sex
>she rides me for a bit
>gets back to sucking
>nut while she's blowing me
>hardest gasm of my life

not a bad experience at all. shit was mad decent. Really was just surprised that all I had to do was message the bitch and be like "yo i wanna fuck you". Like how many girls did I miss out on for being beta as fuck? Definitely not pussying out anymore. Too bad I moved and don't meet girls anymore. I do full time school and work. Lonely life

>>722554649
I lost my virginity after I got married. Then after she divorced me she told me she had lied about being a virgin. So next time, I won't save myself for marriage, and neither should you.

>>722592908
u fucking idiot

>>722593035
we live and we learn, anon

File: 1487117288371.png (413KB, 1440x900px) Image search: [Google]

413KB, 1440x900px

>>722566263