Do you know why I pulled you over, sir?
I'm going to have to inspect your post for dubs. You best hope I don't find any.
>>722552089
Fuck off pig!
>>722552089
c'mon Officer, I'm a perfectly upstanding citizen
Excuse me sir I have my papers
>>722552089
These are the educational dubs, for the youths sir
Fuck you pig, I have my rights !
>>722552373
Shit looks like i forgot them at home
>>722552089
okay i'll delete the cp alright, just... don't tell anyone
FUCK YOU OFFICER.
I'll share them with ya if you don't bring me in.
>>722552544
GET THAT DUBSIAN!
>>722552544
eeeeeoooooeeeeeoooo
>>722552544
I hope you try to run.
"Officer, do you know why I stabbed you in the low we belly?"
"Aeehh ah, n nn-noh"
"Because you're trying to abuse your power"
Fuck 12 nigga
>>722552089
I'm telling you officer I ain't got no dubs
i didnu do nothing officier, now go away
>>722552671
Wha-what? I was just doing my job...the dubs have been attracting newfags a-and *cough* I wanted to *splutter* protect my dear anons. Goodbye....Anon, stay...safe.
No dubs here officer, I have my papers and legal documents right here
>>722552855
Second offender - call for back up.
>>722552855
Don't test me punk. Hands where I can see 'em.
What dubs?
>>722552908
you better call your buddy before i cap one in ya head
>>722552864
Protecting the people is what your job was originally created for. It's pretty sad what it's turned into though.
>>722553007
>007
>fuck it run
Did you not notice that I'm white, officer?
>>722552943
you think im a punk well you better turn and leave before i blast yo ass
>>722552671
>>722553069
yeah you better run you pig
no dubs here
>>722553007
You better get movin' before I make your last move for you.
Nuffin' here offica
>>722552089
No dubs here sir. Only dreams.
Im sorry sir, I cant find my dealers address.
Guten tag officer, my name is Adol... Johan. The name is Johan and I swear I have nein dubs.
>>722553299
They are everywhere. Alarm the national guard. Need back up, now!
>>722553260
go away with your gay ass poncho before i put so much lead in ya that people think you are a lead mine
>>722553299
Ahw shit darnell run nigga
>>722553299
O shit nigga what're u doing
>>722553399
Da fuck. Hands where I can see them... Johan. Let me check those papers. That accent...
n-no dubs here officer. please dont notice me
>>722553299
OFFICA, OVA HERE
>>722552089
I carry a pack of singles with me sir
>>722552089
No, sir! No dubs here.
>>722553299
>>722553399
Two nine-niners. Cuff 'em in boys.
>>722552089
No dubs here, sir
Dubs, you say? That is a preposterous allegation and I do not consent to this search. I'll have you know my father is a senator on the dubs investigation committee
>>722553299
He crazy!
POLICE BRUTALITY! REEEEEEEEEEE
>>722553669
Alright but try to keep those perverted singles to your self. You had better not let kids see 'em.
>>722553299
Hello. Officer. I am.... I mean... I... Dont have... I mean... Whats your name?
Just trips, officer
>>722552089
I dont hav any dugs occifer
>>722552089
Fuck you, pig!!
Goddag hr. Betjent. Jeg har ingen dubs. Lav du hellere noget vigtigt et andet sted.
don't you know i used to be president?
>>722552089
Here you go officer
Only faggots use dubs, sir.
And I aint no faggot
Problem officer?
i dindu nuffin officer i was a gud boi
>>722553821
Move along, you clearly don't have dubs. Don't you have a dwarf mountain to be saving or somethin'?
>>722553641
NEIN! SIE KÖNNEN MICH NICHT VERHAFTEN! DAS REICH WIRD STEIGEN!
SIEG HEIL!
>>722552089
No dubs here piggy pig pig.
>>722552089
Fuck off. I ain't got no donuts for you. These is my donuts.
>>722552089
Thank you for your service sir! please keep those dirty niggers locked up and away from us
>>722552089
Yes sir sorry sir
>>722554411
well turn around cause you will be joining them
No dubs here sir, i got my stamps in order
>>722554411
>22
>55
>44
>11
Looks like we got ourself a dealer here. You will do hard time, buddy.
>>722554574
This
>>722554411
Sir, I will have to detein you. Please get out of the car
>>722554411
When those niggers find out what you've said I think you'll find they'll be putting their dirty 11s in you.
keep up the good work fellows
>>722554955
Looks like you'll be joinin' him. Down on the ground.
>>722554955
step out of the car officer
>>722555046
Yes sir Mr President.
>>722555208
meanwhile ill keep building this wall and maybe we can throw these dubs over it to mexico
>>722555046
Guten tag mr president, do you need help with those filthy mexicans? I have a final solution for you!
No dubs here officer, I don't believe in dub use.
Get dubs
>>722555518
Anyone got any dubs *scratches arm*
>>722555471
i would greatly approve of this solution, i think its a great idea in order to make america great again
>>722555386
Back where they belong, sir. It'd be my honour.
I pled the fizith
Didn't do muffin
>>722554955
HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM SIR
>>722555738
good i like you, you will be my new head of security
>>722555833
Don't test me you little shit.
>>722555737
Danke, danke. I will order it right away.
FUCK THA PO
I am above the law
Ey yo officer waditdo?
COUGH HACK WHEEZE Nah bro I'm gooSNEEZEood
>>722555951
Thank you kindly sir. I will ensure none of those taco lovin' fruitcakes gets into our beloved country.
>>722555969
He a good boy he din do nuffin to no one
>>722556018
you are free to do what needs to be done but make it fast so nobody knows
Aezakmi
>>722556305
kek
Hey honey
>>722556194
could you also take care of this person to the right for me, i know she got atleast 30000 dubs at her home
>>722556248
Good, good. nein will know what happened, I will use trains to transport the filth!
>>722556475
Holi pepperoni
I'm good officer
I dindu nuffin awfisir
no dubs here boss.
>>722556622
I'm tired of makin' arrests.
>>722556514
good use these new great railroads i just build to test their greatness
You will never get my pooper!
>>722556489
Can do Sir. Consider her neutralised.
dindu nuthin'
>>722556622
Get down and show me your hands!!
Oh shit
I'm clean, man!
>>722556669
Good numbers, Mr President. Are these the way forward for America?
Ya wont find any here mr.officer
>>722556711
Its hard time for you
>>722552089
Check em
>>722556711
you traitor you turned on me just because of the massive amount of dubs she had
>>722552089
>>722556740
sheiiit he fownd mi fo dubz
>>722556816
But I'm Head of Security! I can't go to jail! Get your fucking hands off me!
No dubs here bro
>>722556872
>>722556798
yes we need to make america great and big again so we need many offspring and you can now easily grab them by the pussy
>>722556849
Please sir, I only had a little taste. She forced me to. You know what that demon is like. Can ya give a man a chance?
>>722556955
GET ON THE GROUND NOW NIGGER
>>722552089
nah fam no dubs in the vehicle
>>722556955
Pretty good
No dubs here my man
>>722556955
Hands behind your head or a bullet in the belly, your choice.
>>722557039
>>722556514
take this guy aswell he got corrupted by the dubs make sure he suffers
>>722557029
>>722556925
he's got a gun !!!
>>722557077
You're a shit liar
>>722557100
now that's tragic
>>722557100
Oh shit
We need back up!!
k
>>722557200
Lel
>>722557200
Oh now that's even more tragic
>>722557200
Sir! Sir! Hands up! This is not a drill!
>>722557200
GET ON THE GROUND NOW
>>722557300
Is this a fucking cursed post or something
>>722557300
Fuk
>>722557300
NO MORE LAUGHING BOY ON THE GROUND
>>722552089
no dubs here officer
>>722557355
>>722557355
Hahaaa
>>722557355
>>722557200
Yeah this has to be a curse, am I going away for double the dubs?
>>722557300
FREEZE FUCKER!
I NEED BACK UP HERE STAT
>>722557355
FREEZE
>>722557444
Oh my fucking god I can't stop
>>722557444
Ahahaha
>>722557444
I'm not even mad
>>722557444
SIR PUT THE TRIPS DOWN
I REPEATE PUT THE TRIPS DOWN
>>722557560
I'll go quietly, these trips were planted on me.
>>722552089
>>722557444
trips are legal in this county, have a nice day
>>722552089
I do not consent to a search, officer.
Oi mate i dont have dothin mate
>>722557660
whats the officer problem
>>722557170
Yes he will suffer greatly.
My bester freund Dr Mengele here will get him.
>>722557200
>>722557204
You think I'm going in easy, you got another thing coming.
>>722557773
left from your perspective or mine?
O suka blyat
>>722557822
Welcome to the dubclub
>>722557822
fucking youre using a script
Good that im just a harmless law abiding civilian
>>722557822
>>722557444
>>722557355
>>722557822
You got a nigga dick in jail cummin
>>722557903
I swear I'm not. I wouldn't even know how to use one honestly.
>>722557773
good finally some people i can trust
>>722557626
Tell it to the judge!
>>722557971
You're just fine, mr. no dubs
>>722552089
I didnu nuffin
>>722552089
I HAS A PERSCRIPTION FOR THESE DUBZ
THIS IS UNLAWFUL
CALL RODNEY KING!
CALL OPRAH!
ILLEGAL ARREST
>>722557822
Scrub a dubs dubs inmates will drown your ass in the tub!
>>722558113
We're going to have to check for dubs in the back of your car sir, you're acting suspicious.
Nothing to see here, officer.
>>722552089
no mastahs taken my dubz!!!!
>>722558166
Son of a bitch, this like my fourth get.
>>722552089
Nigga stole my bike mister officer
>>722558145
>>722558034
>>722552089
fuck off copper
>>722558046
Danke schön mr president.
>>722558166
HE'S TRYING TO PLANT DUBS ON ME
>>722558166
Dirtbag
>>722558349
ill leave this in you hand im going to finish this wall and grab some pusy
im clean bra
>>722558166
>>722557953
>>722558591
THATS officer bra to youn
AND I'll be the judge of that!
>>722558479
Enjoy the pussy.
Auf Wiedersehen
Here you go
>>722558699
Put the fucking dubs down right now.
>>722558699
nein you betrayed me aswell damm you go inside the wall
>>722558699
FREEZE HITLER
Pseudonim bolek
You'll never catch me!
>>722558699
Die Nazi Scum.
jst pasing bie ofiser
>>722558812
>>722558911
Freeze foreigner
>>722552089
>>722558911
A likely story! Sir step out of the car
>>722559000
Oh I see a bribe huh?
>>722559088
Each and every time I try to police someone I'm caught being an underhanded cop. 5 dubs so far.
>>722559088
Oh snitch and an accepter of bribes
>>722559000
DIE NAZI SCUMBAG
>>722559088
>>722552089
Get em officer
>>722559088
Uh nein? Yes? Can I go? My reich needs me.
>>722552089
pfft... dubs? what are they?
>>722559000
Damn nazi!
Ruining my country with your filthy trips
>>722559000
you had your chance and you blew it
Feel free officer I'm clean as my butthole
>>722559233
YOU tell me scum! ON THE GROUND
>>722559088
>>722559000
>>722559233
Anyone with guns. Put 'em down for your own good.
>>722552089
No dubs here, officer. Just weed.
I'm good at sext
>>722559344
Oh how the mighty have fallen. DOWN ON THE GROUND!
>>722559344
>>722559372
You too punk.
>>722552089
>>722559252
>>722559257
NEIN! You are all filthy! My army will cleanse the world from you, dubs/trips master race!
>>722552089
pls no
>>722559393
>>722559395
No! I have a wife and kids! I've given 20 years of my life to the force!
>>722559510
Too late for crying, girly. Get your ass on the horse or in the ground.
>>722559468
We'll never let you win!
>>722559618
Only trips can save me now!
>>722559825
Fuck
Well it was worth a shot
FUCK
>>722559825
Unlucky there bucko.
>>722559760
You stand no chance.
ES IST KREIG!
>>722559825
You have three seconds to get on the horse punk, beyond that, I'm not gonna waste the bullets on scum when there's a perfectly good tree and I've got some rope. 3...2...1...
>>722559893
You don't shoot yourself until you have dubs you idiot.
>>722552089
Can you see any dubs here?
>>722552089
I dindu nuffin
Fuck off fascist!
>>722560449
Don't make me take you in, you little shitflake.
Stop oppressing me!
Remember, you cant get arrested for dubs if they don't find any.
>>722552089
I ain't no dubs. Didn't do nuffin
>>722560669
Arrest em' anyway.
hehe
>>722552855
HE'S REACHING FOR A GUN!! SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT
I didn do nuffin
I serve the Emprah!
You policement should stay out of my way
Lel dubs get
>>722560669
sixty-irony
>>722561090
Fail
>>722561135
Ey mang give me dubs
>>722561193
Fokin ell mate
>>722561193
I'll see if I can lend you some.
>>722561243
>>722561193
Looks like I can't, sorry bud.
>>722561240
For fuck sake
>>722561193
Don't you ever try to fuck me outta my dubs Tony, you hear?
>>722552089
dont shoot officer
Dubs, even trips, I'm still here.
SIEG HEIL!
>>722561322
FUCKIN' BOOK EM'!
>>722561322
Don't even try it, partner.
>>722552089
did you pull me over for racial profiling?
am white
check 'em
>>722552089
Uhh no sir I'm god
>>722561298
Hey bro you failed...
You failed us all...
You failed america...
You failed the world...
>>722554955
>>722561544
Looks like you're no better
>>722561444
Trips, just like an officer huh?
i don't consent to any searches. am i free to go?
I'm clean, I swear, I'll give succ if you find anything sus
>>722552089
dubs right here
>>722552089
those arent mine officer I swear
>>722561676
I had a tricky time avoiding the dubs but I held on and stuck through. Learn from my mistakes, kid.
>>722561744
Magical prediction shit goin down here
>>722552089
fuck the popo
>>722561711
The only thing you'll be suckin' is a niggers ding dong in a cold cell. I hope you like cold showers. Maybe someone will keep you warm during them.
>>722561711
No time for succ, get in the truck.
Faygs
>>722552089
RIGHT HERE BITCH
>>722557444
>>722559000
>>722561444
ACTIVE HOSTAGE SITUATION, ALL OFFICERS ON DUTY RENDEZVOUS AT THE SCENE OF THESE TRIPS
>>722561744
Time to give the niggers a new toy.
Pinga
I'm clean I swear
:thinking:
>>722561971
Trips are fine, friend. A close call though,right?
>>722552089
No problem officer check this
No dubs here, sir.
Fuck u
>>722552089
Merkel wll die.
>>722561971
DIE FILTH! YOU CAN'T BEAT DAS TIGER!
>>722552089
This is infringing on my right to practice kekism.
>>722562498
You'll live. Move along.
What's a dub officer
>>722562561
Thank you officer.
>>722552089
>>722552089
ANARCHY
FUCK THE POLICE
I don't have any
What dubs?
>>722562816
...move along Sir. Don't start trouble and have a nice night.
Officer, I think there's been a terrible mistake - I'm a law abiding citizen! I'd never involve myself with those sorts of practices...
No dubs here sir
Dubs? What dubs? These are tubs
>>722563461
>>722563475
Move along sir
There's a criminal on the loose
I have no dubs here sir. I know someone who does tho...
>>722553399
Underrated dubs
No problem here officer