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Do you know why I pulled you over, sir? I'm going to have

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Do you know why I pulled you over, sir?

I'm going to have to inspect your post for dubs. You best hope I don't find any.
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>>722552089
Fuck off pig!
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>>722552089
c'mon Officer, I'm a perfectly upstanding citizen
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Excuse me sir I have my papers
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>>722552089
These are the educational dubs, for the youths sir
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Fuck you pig, I have my rights !
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>>722552373
Shit looks like i forgot them at home
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>>722552089
okay i'll delete the cp alright, just... don't tell anyone
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FUCK YOU OFFICER.
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I'll share them with ya if you don't bring me in.
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>>722552544
GET THAT DUBSIAN!
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>>722552544
eeeeeoooooeeeeeoooo
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>>722552544
I hope you try to run.
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"Officer, do you know why I stabbed you in the low we belly?"

"Aeehh ah, n nn-noh"

"Because you're trying to abuse your power"
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Fuck 12 nigga
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>>722552089
I'm telling you officer I ain't got no dubs
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i didnu do nothing officier, now go away
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>>722552671
Wha-what? I was just doing my job...the dubs have been attracting newfags a-and *cough* I wanted to *splutter* protect my dear anons. Goodbye....Anon, stay...safe.
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No dubs here officer, I have my papers and legal documents right here
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>>722552855
Second offender - call for back up.
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>>722552855
Don't test me punk. Hands where I can see 'em.
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What dubs?
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>>722552908
you better call your buddy before i cap one in ya head
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>>722552864
Protecting the people is what your job was originally created for. It's pretty sad what it's turned into though.
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>>722553007
>007
>fuck it run
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Did you not notice that I'm white, officer?
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>>722552943
you think im a punk well you better turn and leave before i blast yo ass
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>>722552671
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>>722553069
yeah you better run you pig
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no dubs here
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>>722553007
You better get movin' before I make your last move for you.
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Nuffin' here offica
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>>722552089

No dubs here sir. Only dreams.
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Im sorry sir, I cant find my dealers address.
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Guten tag officer, my name is Adol... Johan. The name is Johan and I swear I have nein dubs.
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>>722553299
They are everywhere. Alarm the national guard. Need back up, now!
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>>722553260
go away with your gay ass poncho before i put so much lead in ya that people think you are a lead mine
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>>722553299
Ahw shit darnell run nigga
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>>722553299
O shit nigga what're u doing
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>>722553399
Da fuck. Hands where I can see them... Johan. Let me check those papers. That accent...
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n-no dubs here officer. please dont notice me
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>>722553299

OFFICA, OVA HERE
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>>722552089
I carry a pack of singles with me sir
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>>722552089
No, sir! No dubs here.
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>>722553299
>>722553399
Two nine-niners. Cuff 'em in boys.
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>>722552089

No dubs here, sir
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Dubs, you say? That is a preposterous allegation and I do not consent to this search. I'll have you know my father is a senator on the dubs investigation committee
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>>722553299
He crazy!
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POLICE BRUTALITY! REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>722553669
Alright but try to keep those perverted singles to your self. You had better not let kids see 'em.
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>>722553299
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Hello. Officer. I am.... I mean... I... Dont have... I mean... Whats your name?
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Just trips, officer
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>>722552089
I dont hav any dugs occifer
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>>722552089

Fuck you, pig!!
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Goddag hr. Betjent. Jeg har ingen dubs. Lav du hellere noget vigtigt et andet sted.
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don't you know i used to be president?
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>>722552089

Here you go officer
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Only faggots use dubs, sir.

And I aint no faggot
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Problem officer?
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i dindu nuffin officer i was a gud boi
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>>722553821
Move along, you clearly don't have dubs. Don't you have a dwarf mountain to be saving or somethin'?
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>>722553641
NEIN! SIE KÖNNEN MICH NICHT VERHAFTEN! DAS REICH WIRD STEIGEN!
SIEG HEIL!
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>>722552089
No dubs here piggy pig pig.
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>>722552089
Fuck off. I ain't got no donuts for you. These is my donuts.
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>>722552089
Thank you for your service sir! please keep those dirty niggers locked up and away from us
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>>722552089
Yes sir sorry sir
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>>722554411
well turn around cause you will be joining them
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No dubs here sir, i got my stamps in order
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>>722554411
>22
>55
>44
>11

Looks like we got ourself a dealer here. You will do hard time, buddy.
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>>722554574
This
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>>722554411
Sir, I will have to detein you. Please get out of the car
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>>722554411
When those niggers find out what you've said I think you'll find they'll be putting their dirty 11s in you.
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keep up the good work fellows
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>>722554955
Looks like you'll be joinin' him. Down on the ground.
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>>722554955
step out of the car officer
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>>722555046
Yes sir Mr President.
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>>722555208
meanwhile ill keep building this wall and maybe we can throw these dubs over it to mexico
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>>722555046
Guten tag mr president, do you need help with those filthy mexicans? I have a final solution for you!
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No dubs here officer, I don't believe in dub use.
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Get dubs
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>>722555518
Anyone got any dubs *scratches arm*
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>>722555471
i would greatly approve of this solution, i think its a great idea in order to make america great again
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>>722555386
Back where they belong, sir. It'd be my honour.
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I pled the fizith
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Didn't do muffin
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>>722554955
HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM SIR
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>>722555738
good i like you, you will be my new head of security
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>>722555833
Don't test me you little shit.
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>>722555737
Danke, danke. I will order it right away.
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FUCK THA PO
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I am above the law
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Ey yo officer waditdo?
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COUGH HACK WHEEZE Nah bro I'm gooSNEEZEood
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>>722555951
Thank you kindly sir. I will ensure none of those taco lovin' fruitcakes gets into our beloved country.
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>>722555969
He a good boy he din do nuffin to no one
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>>722556018
you are free to do what needs to be done but make it fast so nobody knows
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Aezakmi
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>>722556305
kek
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Hey honey
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>>722556194
could you also take care of this person to the right for me, i know she got atleast 30000 dubs at her home
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>>722556248
Good, good. nein will know what happened, I will use trains to transport the filth!
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>>722556475
Holi pepperoni
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I'm good officer
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I dindu nuffin awfisir
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no dubs here boss.
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>>722556622
I'm tired of makin' arrests.
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>>722556514
good use these new great railroads i just build to test their greatness
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You will never get my pooper!
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>>722556489
Can do Sir. Consider her neutralised.
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dindu nuthin'
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>>722556622
Get down and show me your hands!!
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Oh shit
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I'm clean, man!
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>>722556669
Good numbers, Mr President. Are these the way forward for America?
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Ya wont find any here mr.officer
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>>722556711
Its hard time for you
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>>722552089
Check em
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>>722556711
you traitor you turned on me just because of the massive amount of dubs she had
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>>722552089
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>>722556740
sheiiit he fownd mi fo dubz
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>>722556816
But I'm Head of Security! I can't go to jail! Get your fucking hands off me!
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No dubs here bro
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>>722556872
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>>722556798
yes we need to make america great and big again so we need many offspring and you can now easily grab them by the pussy
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>>722556849
Please sir, I only had a little taste. She forced me to. You know what that demon is like. Can ya give a man a chance?
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>>722556955
GET ON THE GROUND NOW NIGGER
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>>722552089
nah fam no dubs in the vehicle
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>>722556955
Pretty good
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No dubs here my man
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>>722556955
Hands behind your head or a bullet in the belly, your choice.
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>>722557039
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>>722556514
take this guy aswell he got corrupted by the dubs make sure he suffers
>>722557029
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>>722556925
he's got a gun !!!
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>>722557077
You're a shit liar
>>722557100
now that's tragic
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>>722557100
Oh shit
We need back up!!
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k
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>>722557200
Lel
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>>722557200
Oh now that's even more tragic
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>>722557200
Sir! Sir! Hands up! This is not a drill!
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>>722557200
GET ON THE GROUND NOW
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>>722557300
Is this a fucking cursed post or something
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>>722557300
Fuk
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>>722557300
NO MORE LAUGHING BOY ON THE GROUND
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>>722552089
no dubs here officer
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>>722557355
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>>722557355
Hahaaa
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>>722557355
>>722557200
Yeah this has to be a curse, am I going away for double the dubs?
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>>722557300
FREEZE FUCKER!
I NEED BACK UP HERE STAT

>>722557355
FREEZE
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>>722557444
Oh my fucking god I can't stop
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>>722557444
Ahahaha
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>>722557444
I'm not even mad
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>>722557444
SIR PUT THE TRIPS DOWN
I REPEATE PUT THE TRIPS DOWN
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>>722557560
I'll go quietly, these trips were planted on me.
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>>722552089
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>>722557444
trips are legal in this county, have a nice day
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>>722552089
I do not consent to a search, officer.
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Oi mate i dont have dothin mate
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>>722557660
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whats the officer problem
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>>722557170
Yes he will suffer greatly.
My bester freund Dr Mengele here will get him.
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>>722557200
>>722557204
You think I'm going in easy, you got another thing coming.
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>>722557773
left from your perspective or mine?
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O suka blyat
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>>722557822
Welcome to the dubclub
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>>722557822
fucking youre using a script
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Good that im just a harmless law abiding civilian
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>>722557822
>>722557444
>>722557355
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>>722557822
You got a nigga dick in jail cummin
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>>722557903
I swear I'm not. I wouldn't even know how to use one honestly.
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>>722557773
good finally some people i can trust
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>>722557626
Tell it to the judge!
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>>722557971
You're just fine, mr. no dubs
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>>722552089
I didnu nuffin
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>>722552089
I HAS A PERSCRIPTION FOR THESE DUBZ

THIS IS UNLAWFUL
CALL RODNEY KING!
CALL OPRAH!
ILLEGAL ARREST
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>>722557822
Scrub a dubs dubs inmates will drown your ass in the tub!
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>>722558113
We're going to have to check for dubs in the back of your car sir, you're acting suspicious.
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Nothing to see here, officer.
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>>722552089
no mastahs taken my dubz!!!!
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>>722558166
Son of a bitch, this like my fourth get.
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>>722552089
Nigga stole my bike mister officer
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>>722558145
>>722558034
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>>722552089

fuck off copper
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>>722558046
Danke schön mr president.
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>>722558166
HE'S TRYING TO PLANT DUBS ON ME
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>>722558166
Dirtbag
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>>722558349
ill leave this in you hand im going to finish this wall and grab some pusy
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im clean bra
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>>722558166
>>722557953
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>>722558591
THATS officer bra to youn
AND I'll be the judge of that!
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>>722558479
Enjoy the pussy.
Auf Wiedersehen
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Here you go
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>>722558699
Put the fucking dubs down right now.
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>>722558699
nein you betrayed me aswell damm you go inside the wall
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>>722558699
FREEZE HITLER
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Pseudonim bolek
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You'll never catch me!
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>>722558699
Die Nazi Scum.
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jst pasing bie ofiser
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>>722558812
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>>722558911
Freeze foreigner
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>>722552089
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>>722558911
A likely story! Sir step out of the car
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>>722559000
Oh I see a bribe huh?
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>>722559088
Each and every time I try to police someone I'm caught being an underhanded cop. 5 dubs so far.
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>>722559088
Oh snitch and an accepter of bribes
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>>722559000
DIE NAZI SCUMBAG
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>>722559088
>>722552089
Get em officer
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>>722559088
Uh nein? Yes? Can I go? My reich needs me.
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>>722552089
pfft... dubs? what are they?
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>>722559000
Damn nazi!
Ruining my country with your filthy trips
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>>722559000
you had your chance and you blew it
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Feel free officer I'm clean as my butthole
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>>722559233
YOU tell me scum! ON THE GROUND
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>>722559088
>>722559000
>>722559233
Anyone with guns. Put 'em down for your own good.
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>>722552089
No dubs here, officer. Just weed.
>>
I'm good at sext
>>
>>722559344
Oh how the mighty have fallen. DOWN ON THE GROUND!
>>
>>722559344
>>722559372
You too punk.
>>
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>>722552089
>>
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>>722559252
>>722559257
NEIN! You are all filthy! My army will cleanse the world from you, dubs/trips master race!
>>
>>722552089
pls no
>>
>>722559393
>>722559395
No! I have a wife and kids! I've given 20 years of my life to the force!
>>
>>722559510
Too late for crying, girly. Get your ass on the horse or in the ground.
>>
>>722559468
We'll never let you win!
>>
>>722559618
Only trips can save me now!
>>
>>722559825
Fuck
Well it was worth a shot
>>
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FUCK
>>
>>722559825
Unlucky there bucko.
>>
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>>722559760
You stand no chance.
ES IST KREIG!
>>
>>722559825
You have three seconds to get on the horse punk, beyond that, I'm not gonna waste the bullets on scum when there's a perfectly good tree and I've got some rope. 3...2...1...
>>
>>722559893
You don't shoot yourself until you have dubs you idiot.
>>
>>722552089
Can you see any dubs here?
>>
>>722552089
I dindu nuffin
>>
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>>
Fuck off fascist!
>>
>>722560449
Don't make me take you in, you little shitflake.
>>
Stop oppressing me!
>>
Remember, you cant get arrested for dubs if they don't find any.
>>
>>722552089
I ain't no dubs. Didn't do nuffin
>>
>>722560669
Arrest em' anyway.
>>
hehe
>>
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>>722552855
HE'S REACHING FOR A GUN!! SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT
>>
I didn do nuffin
>>
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I serve the Emprah!

You policement should stay out of my way
>>
Lel dubs get
>>
>>722560669
sixty-irony
>>
>>722561090
Fail
>>
>>722561135
Ey mang give me dubs
>>
>>722561193
Fokin ell mate
>>
>>722561193
I'll see if I can lend you some.
>>
>>722561243
>>722561193
Looks like I can't, sorry bud.
>>
>>722561240
For fuck sake
>>
>>722561193
Don't you ever try to fuck me outta my dubs Tony, you hear?
>>
>>722552089
dont shoot officer
>>
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Dubs, even trips, I'm still here.
SIEG HEIL!
>>
>>722561322
FUCKIN' BOOK EM'!
>>
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>>722561322
Don't even try it, partner.
>>
>>722552089
did you pull me over for racial profiling?

am white

check 'em
>>
>>722552089
Uhh no sir I'm god
>>
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>>722561298
Hey bro you failed...
You failed us all...
You failed america...
You failed the world...
>>
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>>722554955
>>
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>>722561544
Looks like you're no better
>>
>>722561444
Trips, just like an officer huh?
>>
i don't consent to any searches. am i free to go?
>>
I'm clean, I swear, I'll give succ if you find anything sus
>>
>>722552089
dubs right here
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>>722552089
those arent mine officer I swear
>>
>>722561676
I had a tricky time avoiding the dubs but I held on and stuck through. Learn from my mistakes, kid.
>>
>>722561744
Magical prediction shit goin down here
>>
>>722552089
fuck the popo
>>
>>722561711
The only thing you'll be suckin' is a niggers ding dong in a cold cell. I hope you like cold showers. Maybe someone will keep you warm during them.
>>
>>722561711
No time for succ, get in the truck.
>>
Faygs
>>
>>722552089
RIGHT HERE BITCH
>>
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>>722557444
>>722559000
>>722561444
ACTIVE HOSTAGE SITUATION, ALL OFFICERS ON DUTY RENDEZVOUS AT THE SCENE OF THESE TRIPS
>>
>>722561744
Time to give the niggers a new toy.
>>
Pinga
>>
I'm clean I swear
>>
:thinking:
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>>722561971
Trips are fine, friend. A close call though,right?
>>
>>722552089
No problem officer check this
>>
No dubs here, sir.
>>
Fuck u
>>
>>722552089
Merkel wll die.
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>>722561971
DIE FILTH! YOU CAN'T BEAT DAS TIGER!
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>>722552089
This is infringing on my right to practice kekism.
>>
>>722562498
You'll live. Move along.
>>
What's a dub officer
>>
>>722562561
Thank you officer.
>>
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>>722552089
>>
>>722552089
ANARCHY

FUCK THE POLICE
>>
I don't have any
>>
What dubs?
>>
>>722562816
...move along Sir. Don't start trouble and have a nice night.
>>
Officer, I think there's been a terrible mistake - I'm a law abiding citizen! I'd never involve myself with those sorts of practices...
>>
No dubs here sir
>>
Dubs? What dubs? These are tubs
>>
>>722563461
>>722563475
Move along sir
There's a criminal on the loose
>>
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I have no dubs here sir. I know someone who does tho...
>>
>>722553399
Underrated dubs
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No problem here officer
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