>mom divorced dad >got a redneck boyfriend >redneck

Pls tell me you turned that faggot dog into taco meat.

>mom jumps in between us because redneck fuck is sort of crippled and I was going kill them both
>tell them they have to get rid of it or move out of my house
>take sister to the ER gets stitches
>come home and the dog is still there
>" yall know hes a little dog and he get scared its not his fault "

Okay that's all nice and shit; but you need to establish dominance over that dog. Not because it's a dog; but because it's a stupid animal that can't think for itself like humans can.

If it's a boy; curbstomp it.
If it's a bitch, then fuck it.

Praise Kek

>>722548648
Like I said previously, it takes up for its owner, the redneck fuck made it think its okay for it to be that way.

>Tell them they need to lock it away and never let it back out or put it outside.
>" fuck you he's a little dog he could get hit by car "
>finally made up my mind to kill the fucking prick
>and its sad its im an animal lover and i have have a beautiful nice golden retriever that has to live outside because this little fuck wont quit fucking with it.

eat it.

>>722549082
Nig nog where are u

>one night while im sitting in my room
>can hear the clicking of the dogs nails as it makes it hourly rounds at night pissing on anything and everything
>decide im going to slam its neck in the door and say it was an accident
>LITERALLY PUT DOWN A TRAIL OF FOOD
>it follows the trail just like a moron
>wait til its gets into the door way
>almost there....
>aaallllmoooosstt theeerrree
>can see its little faggot heat pole through
>give a sturdy hip-push to the back of the door
>dog jumps forward and the door catches his back foot and tail
>snaps them like a twig, can hear the snap
>dog goes into full on wailing " save me daddy " mode
>the most horrid sound you could imagine
>mom and redneck fuck rescue dog
>they turned to me asking what happened
>I just shrug " all i did was close my door he was standing there I guess "
>They believe me and take dog to vet
>round two

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Just feed it portabella mushrooms. Causes death in under an hour for little fucks like yo quiero Taco Bell

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Keep going op

>>722549802
>>round two


>2 weeks later, watching football game
>get idea
>prop front door open
>get treats for dog
>"here puppy puppy"
>asshole comes
>pick him up by collar
>punt him out front door...

>cont?

This is gud thread
Keep en going OP

>>722550452
Yes

>>722548150
>for years
Jesus Christ almighty!
>"Mom, your most recent boyfriend is a bad influence on our family and has a problem controlling his animal which I assume bleeds into other areas of his life. I'm going to move out instead of dealing with this for the rest of my life. If you want to be included in my family, you'll leave him."
and then you move out like a well-adjusted adult with a job and future prospects instead of posting on my 4chan.

>few weeks go by and dog is all stitched up and back at it
>the little fuck didnt learn anything
>decide the dog may be more cunning than I had previously thought
>one day mom and redneck fuck is out of town
>decide I will smother the little bastard
>keep in mind this isnt a healthy mindset to be in for me, but dammit, I was on a crusade
>hard to sneak up on because dog has well tuned ears
>has to look accidental
>keep trying to throw blanket over it but its quick and agile
>corner the dog
>its shivering pissing itself
>as it should be
>" enjoy that last piss you little fuck " I said like a psychopath
>lunge forward with heavy blanket
>the dog goes to jet put gets tangled in covers squealing that horrid squall it makes
>something comes over me and I lift the dog as if it were in a sack
>sling it into the nearest object which is my dresser
>The dog squalls some more
>" SHUT UP! *WAM* SHUT UP! *WAM* "SHUUUUTTT UPPPPPP! "

>>722550452
>>722550536
that wasnt op faggots

Im typing as i go

>>722550581
>but dammit, I was on a crusade
kek

>>722550667
I've been rused

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>>722548150
You're a faggot, kill yourself you fucking degenerate

>>722550581
fucking hell
you type this shit up ahead of time newfag
now hurry up so I can finish fapping and get back to work. those cages aren't going clean themselves

>The dog stops squealing and just sort of whimpers in the blanket sack tomb
>lift it up over my head for one last final smack
>feel a tinge of guilt come over me for half a second
>but now I have to finish there is no other way
>go into hallway where there tile floor is
>unleash 7 years of hate for this animal in one fell swoop
>the blanket sack comes down with a cringing crush and crack
>the deed is done, the dog is dead
>lean over in fetal position and cry for a few minutes
>guilt, rage, and other sorts of emotions run its course through me in the next for hours
>blood began to pool from the blanket
>time to cover my tracks

>>722551115
>7 years
Wew you're just a cuck anon

>>722549802
>>722550452
>>722550581
You need to fucking kill yourself

>>722548150
Why don't you move out you pathetic cum gargling faggot?

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>>722551115
Fuck man, that's awful

>>722548150
>>722551115
You're fucking lucky this site is anonymous, you're fucking lucky that I don't know who you fucking are.

I'd personally, PERSONALLY beat the ever loving shit out of you until you're fucking coughing up blood and shitting yourself.

You are a degenerate waste of space and life, you deserve to die you fucking faggot.

You better hope I never figure out who you are irl, or else you're in for a world of hurt you fucking faggot!

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>>722551726
lol shut up faggot

If it were any other breed of dog I'd be on the same side as everyone else.

but I know Chihuahuas are little fuckers from experience.

>>722551726
>You're
>you're
>you
>I'd
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>you're
>You
>you
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>You
>I
>you
>you're
>you

I love animals and would abuse the fuck out of anyone hurting them

but chihuauas? I'd put that motherfucker in a big stocking and smash it around before microwaving it, I hate those little shits
Exactly how you explained them. Lost a good friend cause no way I'm sitting around with her while the little fuck pisses itself and doesn't stop barking for over an hour while I try to conversate fuck chihuauas

>>722551726
What makes you right,what makes him wrong? The strong prey on the weak,no matter the time and age

Someone please archive in jpg pls, fucking crying and laughing so hard.

>the dog is dead.

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>mom and redneck fuck come home next day and look for dog
>they confront me
>" I have no idea, i haven't seen him since I took the trash out last night maybe he slipped past me "
>put the dog in the neighbors yard
>The neighbor has a female pit bull that just had puppies and the chihuahua always escaped to go to he edge of the fence and sniff the female pitbull
>the pitbull didnt like the chihuahua because of her new puppies
>after two days they " found " the chihuahua under some bushes in neighbors yard mangled to death
>Redneck fucks blubbers and cries
>mom looks back at me, I just stare blankly back at her
>" poor little fella " I utter
>mom just stares at me as I walk away
>spend the next few days juggling remorse
>but ultimately decided fuck that dog
>now my golden retreiver lives in the house
>nicest dog ever everybody loves her
>even redneck fuck loves her
>nobody ever suspected me
>everything went better than expected
>nothing of value was lost

And thats how I kill the shit eating pissing bark machine.

Any one have any stories theyd like to share?

Lmao all of these Moral fags, Jesus Christ plebbits get the fuck out!!! Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>722551115
good job anon, you did good chihuahuas are not dogs but giant size rats from hell and should be exterminated.

>>722551726
I like dogs as much as next normal person but if they get that annoying I would of done worse.

>>722551900
dubs speak the truth

>>722551928
You did good. Enjoy your lab.

>>722551945
Go be 12 somewhere else, nigger

>>722552033
dubs speak the truth

>>722551726
lol dogs are just animals ffs calm the fuck down faggot

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>>722548601

Your mother and her redneck bf live in YOUR house?

No argument. Euthanize the little fuck or evict the lot.

omg i luv ya OP, would do same, but much quicker than 7 years(i would give myself about 3 weeks)

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>>722551920
This

>Poasting in epic bread

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>>722548150
>>722548601
>>722549082
>>722549802
>>722550452
>>722550581
>>722551115
>>722551928
Man I fucking have precum all over my dick from reading this
>I fucking hate tacobell dogs

>>722551726
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>722551928
well done, nice story 8,5/10

>>722551850
ive got 3. they're too stupid to train too.

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>>722551928
Should have done it earlier you autist

>>722552153
Well, I tried to be patient, like I said I love animals

I have a cat, a dog, a fish, and a little leopard gecko

That dog was just demonic, its like it had control or power over them and they wouldn't punish it no matter what it did.

>>722551928
Good story OP

>>722551928
Nice job/story OP.

You'll get a lot of autistic rage because half of the fuckers here are unironically autistic and have a deep empathy for animals because they hate people or some such.

Animal husbandry dude, sounded like that pupper needed the dogschwitz treatment

Truth be told, I prolly would have pussied out trying to smother it.

But since I slammed it once, I had to finish it off..

>>722552062
Kys faggot

>>722551726
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>722551945
normie.

>>722552557
>Gets mad about dead rat

>>722551726
You wouldn't do shit just shut the fuck up

>>722552667
What?

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>>722548150
What a colossal faggot you must be, you came here to try to get some validation from strangers because its hard making friends as a sociopath.

Either admit you're underage or admit to being a neck beard faggot that can't move out of mommies house. Which is it OP? Your thread and story about your problems is twice as annoying as any chihuahua.

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>>722551726
First of all, the OP's story never happened, so stop getting your panties in a bunch. Secondly, fuck you. I'm an animal lover myself, but still, fuck you.

>>722552961
kek

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>>722551726
LOL no you wouldnt

why OP just why
clearly you took your repressed anger and frustration on a poor misguided dog
the dog did nothing wrong, the scumbag owner of that dog just badly trained him and you took your anger of your redneck stepdad on the poor doggo
:(

Good job OP, little bastard was a lost cause the moment he caused proper harm to a human

>>722548150
OP u shoulda done it sooner mate. I read ur story and approve. chihuahua's are all like this. I was dating an 8/10 freak of a chick until I came to her apartment and found out she had two chihuahua's. I was thinking to myself "Oh shit, I hate these things" and no sooner did they come barking at me and one bit me in the leg and drew blood. I left her ass cuz anyone who has bad enough taste to buy one of those little rat motherfuckers (which always have shit attitudes and try to bite people) is not worth starting a life with.

chihuahua's are evil. and if you have a dog, train it! otherwise you are a piece of shit

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>>722552961
my sides

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>>722553364
I could believe that for any dog other than a chihuahua, those hell rats can't be trained

>>722553364
No, he should have bet the shit earlier.

>>722551726
His name is Robert Paulson, trust me

>>722553589
never the less, he could have just ditched it somewhere far away and let it get lost
didnt have to kill it necessarily
i mean surely the little shit had it coming but having that on your consience is not a good feeling

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>>722551928
i don't blame you but you could've done a better job. a water bottle or a nerf gun would put the little shit in its place. cayenne pepper around your door and it would just sneeze itself into retard zone and walk away. i live with family and a pittbull. the cunt tries to bite me everytime i try to cage her. so one day i just literally lightly dropped a tissue box on her head and said "fuck you". bitch walks in her cage i lock it and say "asshole".
come on OP you were dealing with a fucking rat. did you have to ice it to feel like a big man? 7 years and you could've just antagonized them all instead of hiding in a shell with your lab.

>>722552961
Topkek

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damn op

>>722552961
this tipped me over

Someone screencap this shit!

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>>722553364
faggot the dog was clearly autistic not knowing the alpha ladder or was OP just fighting a justifiable war on being top dog?

>>722553067
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>>722553575
>>722553846
>>722553912
At least one samefaggot.

you fucks bitching at op have clearly never stepped in a pile of dog piss from a dog that isn't yours. it's the most irritating thing ever.

>>722551928
SUPERIOR WHITE MASTER RACE LYNCH THE NIGGER DOG

My chihuahua story:
>>wife buys dog
>>puppy eats shoes
>>now adult dog and still eats shoes
>>hundreds of dollars in shoes
>>now eating the crotch out of females panties from laundry
>>chewed a $300 vinyl pool
>>bought new work boots ($200)
>>found her chewing them
>>chased, beat, smacked and strangled it
>>it bit me (never before/since)
>>knew I was serious and was going to kill it
>>thought of my daughter and let it go
>>dog never ate another shoe
>>dog got sick
>>daily shots of insulin
>>daily slew of pills
>>it died a natural death
>>twist=i still hated the dog and kept it alive to prolong its suffering while being a Fucking hero to my family.
>>twist #2= you are still a bigger piece of shit than I am.

>>722551928
I poisoned my landlords chihuahuas that barked every night. That guy never cared about his dogs but refuse to remove them from property because they were his pets. Called the police because if the noise but they never really did anything but gave him a warning.

>>722548150

My half brother is mexican, his spic ass has a lot of chihuahuas over the yrs. None of them every been assholes like that. Maybe he just fucks the dog a lot, the dog just doesn't trust ppl?

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>>722554311
How did you poison them, feed them chocolate bars or something?

>>722551115
Kys faggot

>>722551726
Shut up faggot. You wouldn't do shit.

>>722548150
One of the few stories I have legit enjoyed in this hellhole, glad you got rid of that rat OP

>>722552961

Bahahah!!

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slip it some chocolate ?

>>722552054
Don't you dare confuse a glorious golden with a lab you swine.

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> this fuckin thread!

>>722554593
Rat poison, since it's smelled like food they gobbled it up.

>>722551928
Dude, I get the chihuahua hate. But it's not fucking cool to use a pit bull as your scapegoat. You're perpetuating the vicious pit bull stereotype that a few unneutered males neglected by nigs caused. If your redneck stepdad or the municipality you live in kills that innocent momma pibble, then the blood is on you hands.

Thanks for the story, OP!

>>722551726
Bait

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Missed a golden opportunity OP.

Could have "haunted" them with a Chiwacopter.

You did a good job, op.

>>722555553
wow speaking of missed opportunities
>>722555555

>>722555325
Fuck. This dude has a legit, intelligent point. Wtf are you doing on 4chan?

>>722551726
PASTA

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>>722555325

> defending inbred murder-dogs

Bet you're the kind of person who would keep a pet shark in your pool and blame the people swimming for the attacks.
Pits were purpose bred, and that purpose was NOT to be cuddly and innocent.

>>722556513
Pit bulls are some of the friendliest dogs you can find. The only problem is they are so strong that when they do lash out they absolutely destroy things.

Chihuahuas are the opposite. They are hateful little monsters that are stupid and try to kill everything but they are so weak and tiny that people just make excuses for them.

>>722556771

Fuck em both.
Only recently has it become an "all dogs lives matter" argument.
No point perpetuating breeds that no longer serve a purpose.
Fuck Chihuahuas, Pitbulls, Bulldogs (for medical reasons,) most flat nosed dogs (same medical reasons,) Dalmatians, poodles.. There are so many fucking useless breeds. No good for a family, protection, or companionship. Yet riddled with congenital defects leading to painful existences that are dragged on by expensive vet bills. And for what? Not the dogs benefit I assure you.

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>>722558019

Well.. How long will that screenshot take?

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Here's a screenshot

Protip go here
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and then crop it to make BIGASS screenshots

>>722558751

suck my cock, X GON DELIVER IT TO YA

>>722558788

Nice.. Thanks Anon!

>>722558910

As for you.. Nice pop culture reference grandpa.

>>722551928
Well done, a chihuahua isn't even a dog. Like, you shouldn't fear remorse killing a nigger. It isn't even a human being.

>>722551928
What happened to the pittbull? With her mangling the dog afterwards and stuff