i feel like i've failed as a teenager.. >Never had a

>>722546075
You didn't fail anon, you just had different interests than most people

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>Sit inside all day getting fatter and fatter never doing anything interesting

sir what the fuck do you think

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>>722546143
i dont have any interests at all. i find nearly nothing interesting or fun

>>722546075
Nothing wrong. You're just boring and uninteresting. You're one of those drones that will never do anything wild or amount to anything and the world will never remember you.

Atleast you're no threat to anyone.

>>722546310
>Atleast you're no threat to anyone.
true

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Same, it's true anon but let it be the greatest lesson so far for the rest of your life

>>722546310
fuckin got 'em

>>722546310
>You're one of those drones that will never do anything wild or amount to anything and the world will never remember you.

So like everyone who isn't talented or rich? I'm pretty sure you just like me are going to die and be remembered for nothing

>>722546075
Hey I didn't do any of that as a teenager, personally I never had a good experience with alcohol and drugs (and I'm way healthier for it), and I was never retarded enough to properly dumb and illegal shit. Just eat good, exercise and make some friends, you'll be fine.

>>722546607
>Just eat good, exercise and make some friends
If i could find the motivation for it
>make some friends
everyone i've tried making friends with i've just scared away

>>722546075
also, if anyone wants to share a story this is now a general feels thread.

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>>722546843

Man in the end everything we do will amount to nothing, it's not like we have much of a chance to be famous. Millions of people go by without getting famous, even if they should - thanks to their hard work or talent or whatever.

ofc u can be as this fool who burned down temple of artemis or a school shotter

but u should just be happy with what u have, maybe try adopting some philosophy or religion, and generally try to stay positive

>>722546075
>Never had a job as a teenager

time to get a job

>Never had wild sex as a teenager

got plenty of time for that in the future, relax

>never experimented with drugs or alcohol

You can do that whenever you want to, dont get addicted and dont do too strong stuff and youll be fine

>Never done anything that most teens do t hat is illigal or dangerous

illegal does not equal fun.
How about dangerous? go ahead

>Sit inside all day getting fatter and fatter never doing anything interesting

youre lazy


solution? be more productive. How? not being on 4chan is a good start.

the solution is obvious but you simply have no energy to actually follow your life goals? Only you can fix that anon.

i would suggest randomizing your normal life to mix things up. wake up earlier, eat something different than the usual. Make a random list what to do, even the most tiny thing is good. start exercising no matter what - its the best cure for anxiety and depression, literally objectively works, atleast temporarily.

>lol, look at this normie giving advice to my constant depression, thinking he can help.

i dont give a shit.

Good luck anon.

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>>722546075
I'm 19 and the differences between you and me is that i had 1 gf that i didn't manage to have sex with
I did drugs but they didn't work...Cuz cheap junk
And have gotten drunk with friends
Started working when i was 17 as a kitchen as a do all guy for the summer.
After i graduated high school worked as a do all guy at a fruit and veg market for a few months skipped a year and didn't go to college im saving cash for college so it's on my parents which leads till this day that im like you but i'm doing dumbell exercises and getting stronger.
Anon life is in front of you just because you didn't get a girl pregnant and end up being a fuck up for a dad is not a problem look at what your dream is and try to reach it somehow
Cheers from Bulgaria hope you read this Good luck in life

>be me 16yo fag
>be scared of society
>many girls in ur school say u are like 9 or 10/10
>hate them and just be outsider
>make friends online
>depression getting bigger and bigger
>one of the internet friends wanna meet and fuck with you
>say no cause you are scared as fuck
>dissapoint your family 'cause your grades are much worse than they used to
>see no future and just hope to die

>>722547630
i cannot help u with ur girlfriend problems as i never had one, but i can help u with ur grades. what troubles u in school anon?

>>722547630
>many girls in ur school say u are like 9 or 10/10
>hate them and just be outsider

>one of the internet friends wanna meet and fuck with you
>say no cause you are scared as fuck

Anon are you gay?

>>722546601
I'm already known for something but nice try ;)

>>722548003
but you won't be in a few years so what does it matter?

>>722546075

Know that feel. The funny thing is in my last few years of high school I changed gears and started hanging around friends, doing shit outside the house, being more outgoing in general, etc.

Problem is, my friends were all about as dull as I was, boy and girl alike. The wildest thing we did was... go to the movies?

Compared to my approximately 3 year younger brother, who joined the football team, drinks and smokes at parties, fucks random girls...

>>722546310

>Atleast you're no threat to anyone.

I'm joining the marines

Don't worry anons. I am 20. I've drank tons, smoked weed starting in tenth grade, had crazy sex with 13 different girls probably a close to two hundred times (almost had a kid but we got it aborted), I even have real life friends that I live with that aren't too weird or shitty. But I still hurt every day. I want to kill myself every day. I hate the prospect of getting a real job. I hated my jobs before college. I really wish I could say that the life I lived has gotten me any closer to being happy. But I don't think it has...

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>>722547630
so why don't you kill yourself? things won't magically get fixed by themselves and you sure as hell won't fix them so why don't you just end it now and save yourself and your family the troubles?

>>722547772
yeah i've never had gf too friend
i just cant find motivation to learn
i am not retarded, learning isn't problem for me
just prefer to lay all day
>>722547955
i'm complainig this actually

>>722548194
Good for you, but once you get both your legs blown off by an IED you won't even be a threat to children.

>>722547630

You need something called "the good shit"

I.e. lots of tasty drugs

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OP here.
Is it normal to not remember what you did or what you said to your friends the day before?

>>722548392
>i am not stupid i could do it if i wanted do i just don't feel like it
keep telling yourself that anon maybe you'll belive it one day

>>722548304
because my mothers sister commited suicide
imagine i would do the same thing
just no

>>722546075
Bro, you are you, stop comparing yourself,

I never went to high school, dropped college, grew weed, done many drugs, only had 1 gf, sexed 4 people since 14, 23 now, still feel like I failed life

>>722548448
>the day before

I can't remember jack shit I said 15 minutes ago. Im so distracted with everything around me that a conversation with my friends is trivial at this point

>>722548527
oh because reading books is soo hard
people arent stupid, they are just lazy

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>>722548448
Alright faggot this isn't thumblr i replied because i thought we are in a similar pickle jar but you're starting to piss me off you soft faggot grow some thick skin will ya

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>Legs = threat

What about snakes?

Checkmate, atheism

>>722548721
i am not questioning your memory or your ability to read only your intelligence.

yes i know what you mean, with my friends it was make fun of me.

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>>722548774
if you think /b/ is for the edgiest 3dg3l0rds there is on the internet you're the faggot here. gtfo you fucking newfaggety cuck.

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>>722548850
Snake bread lets go

My life sucks too, so don't you worry.

>moved to another country about a one year ago
>left all my friends back in there
>too scared to talk to foreign people
>always alone and sad
>sit inside all day and just eating and playing video games and masturbating
>like couple girls in school but too scared of being rejected and because of the lack of the language
i just don't know what to do

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>>722549065
faggots like you are making pussies like him not grow thick skin and keep him a self blaming depressed shit

>>722549304

Where'd you come from and where'd you go?

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>>722549425

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>>722549400

He can have my skin

>>722546075
Nigga live your own life, and not some fanciful bull shit others expect or tv sells.

Be good, and do you.

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>>722549675
How nice of you

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>>722549986
Best advice so far

>>722546601
>have a kid
>helped many people for free
>probably forgotten by the time my kids die.

Does anybody have good quotes/ pictures on betrayal?

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>>722550484
We all end up being forgotten some sooner some later who cares

>>722549425
Doesn't matter, won't change the point

>>722546075
>>Sit inside all day getting fatter and fatter never doing anything interesting

that's the only thing you are doing wrong.
you can start doing all the illegal shit when you are older and wiser.
i never had alcohol until i was 23 and drugs only this year the outcome is that i'm in general more fit, my liver is in mint condition and i don't suffer any ill effects from the long lasting consumption of cannabis or other drugs because my emotional state and brain are stable whereas i could have been a danger to myself i had done them while i was a teen.

Just work out a bit and develop good habits, focus on learning how to talk to strangers, my advice for you is learning locksmith or lockpicking, not to become a nigger and go stealing but to make quick easy cash lockpicking the doors of people that loss their keys and shit. i did that as a teen and made lots of money

>>722550776

Sure it will

Depending on the country, being white will get you pounds of pussy

>>722546310
If anything the masses of people doing the shit described in the OP are the drones

>>722546075
Why do you have to be a teenager to do any of them?

>>722550981
OK, let's say I moved to Scandivia