>Walk into your house >You find Taylor Swift standing there

>>722545807
Call the cops. Fucking whore broke into my house

rape her repeatedly, then strangle her to death, watching the life leave her eyes

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>>722545807
get on my hands and knees and beg her to piss/shit down my throat

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I give her this look then proceed to the kitchen where I make myself an overly burned toast. Then I wander around the house for a few hours and then I go to sleep.

>>722545807
Assume she's co hosting the new to catch a predator.

>>722545877
this. Also call the MIB because she looks like a grey alien

>>722545877
>>722546033
We've got a good ol' fashioned get thread brewing.

>>722545807
will you name my kitten

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Force her to give me a footjob and cum on her hair and face.

>>722545807
Draw my gun and check my home for other intruders.

Turn 360 and run

>>722545807
Ask her to step on my face with those sweet toes of her

>>722545991
/Thread

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Ask her to take off her shoes, then proceed to worship her feet

Lol I'd politely hang up my denim vest and pick up my axe, switch on the tube stacks, and melt her face off with a planet cracking power solo

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>>722546758
>>722547464
>>722548309
Feet same fag get out. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

First I would say OK taht is unusual thwen I would assume she had had some kind of mental breakdown then I would ask can I help you

Neutralize the threat with a couple of quick taps from my side arm, then search the rest of the house for other intruders.

>>722545807
this girl really seems like a nice person, i would really like to know her but its pretty impposibru

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>>722545807
>hello, how are you?
>Yeah, I've heard of you.
>I uh...actually don't listen to any of your songs.
>Can I have some money?
>No, I don't want sex.
>Okay, see you around.

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>>722548654
Those are some beautiful feet.
I'd fap to that

ask her to ravage me within an inch of my life

>>722545807
ask her to name my band

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>>722548654
If /b/ still had IDs you'd know faggot. Kys

>>722548654
>implying you can make love to Taylor without paying attention to her gorgeous legs and feet

French kiss her!

>>722545807

Lmao i make her a yummy grilled cheese and then put on some cartoons for her while I iron her jammies

>>722549133
Fuck...
Her legs and feet are so fucking good.
Now I have to fap again

>>722548309
Holy fuck this!! love her sexy feet

>>722549133
>Kys
Leafy get a chin please and stop obsessing over smelly feet

>>722545807
ask her for money, then tell her to get the fuck out

>>722549220
>sexy man feet
FIFY

>>722548934
she looks pretty sturdy. better use 10mm and double tap to be sure.

Being a BritFag I'd offer her to watch the old Robot Wars with me, have a Cup of English Breakfast Tea and a slice of Mr Kipling Battenburg.
Then I'd Fuck Her.
Hard.

>>722545807
Shave her head and remove all of her makeup, then take pictures.

>>722549190

There better be bacon on that grilled cheese

>>722549311
kek

>>722545807
Who the fuck are you? Get out of my room.

>>722545807

Ask her to get the fuck out, like any other 12 year old boy body walking into my house.

/thread due to serious cancer

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>>722549222
Love u, but im not leafy

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>>722549311
If you are British Anon, then the only Things that can fuck you is your colonies

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>>722549209
Jerk for her sexy feet anon

>Hello Tay Tay
My social awkwardness would stop me from communicating any further plus Im 30 and married and have nothing in common with a 20 something country/pop singer
>bye tay tay

but....

If I walked into the room and she was spread rubbing her poon and said would you like to fuck me, then I wouldnt knock it back, after I blew my wad Id tell her to eat more and grown an arse

the end

>>722545807
Ask her if she wants to be friends.

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>>722549220
Best feet ever man

>>722549573
>hnnggg

need moar

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>>722545807
Kill for trip trotting over my bridge

>>722545992

>>722549573
fapping hard for them perfect feet please more

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>>722549720
I just wanna suck on each one of her toes and watch her smile/giggle when i also tickle her soles

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>>722549820

>>722545807
Make Tay some tea.

tell her to sing for me, have her make me lunch dinner have sex wit her.

I'd just shake it off

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Wish Taylor'd make joi videos about her feet

>>722549961
fuuuck yeah i wanna lick her sweaty feet clean straight after a concert

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>>722545807
turn 360 degrees and strut away smoothly

>>722545807
kill her and watch the autists on 4chan an hero

Tell her to sing into my meat microphone

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>>722550357
I wanna eat her ass after her workout

>>722545807
Ask her how it feels knowing she robbed Kendrick of album of the year

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>>722545992

>>722550612
omg yea tay tay sitting on your face after her workout, would be cumming buckets

>>722545807
I'd scream:
"Somebody about to get raped, and it's gonna be me."
Whip off my clothes, get on my knees and prepare to loose my anal virginity to Tay-Tay's overly large feminine penis.
If it helps her, I will wear a wig and heels and croak out "Shake It Off", while spanking my own ass.
Hope she is not into oral, I can accept a woman fucking me in the ass, but I draw the line at sucking a female penis.

>>722545807
Enter her

>>722545807
Drag her kicking and screaming into the basement where I'd strangle her with my belt then dismember the corpse and bury it under the hot water heater.

>>722550642
Tbh

>>722547033
>>722550417
But then you would walk into her retard

probably rape here,

>>722545807
1. choke
2. chop
3. pack
4. fridge

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>>722550828
Her tight ass on my face and her feet jerking off my cock. Makes me diamonds just picturing it

>>722550323
she does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URgSsRGkYzo

I would strangle her and carefully peel her skin off and wear it. Then I would go on a killing rampage. I would focus mostly on babies, toddlers, puppies and kittens. Would masterbate to the news stories of Taylor Swift killing babies . I would find Taylor Lautner and let him fuck me one last time, kill him and drink his blood. When the cops finally catch up to me suicide by cop is my way out.

>>722551426
mmm i am fapping like crazy to the thought of it right now, gona cum real soon for tay and those sexy feet

>>722545807
Miss Swift, it is my belief that on this very evening you have by accident entered the wrong house.
M'ay I, you servitor, call a cab in order for you to reach quick and safe your destination?

>>722551654
Beine wie Doloris.

>>722545807
/headbutt
steal her weed n stuff

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>>722551646
Cum for Taylor anon. Give her feet a hot load

Call an ambulance and get my two rottweilers off her since they would attack anyone coming in without me.

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>>722550700
That bodyguard is hotter than her...

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>>722551814
hnnnnng fuck i just made a mess for her feet, feels so good to cum for taylor. thanks anon

punch her out, strip her naked, take pics, ass fuck her, post it all on /b/, then dress her back up, steal her money, call the cops, get her arrested, become internet famous

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>>722552162
He probably got to pound that sweet tight little ass

>>722545807
Probably put some pants on.

>>722545807
Draw and fire.

>>722546129 probably is, anon. call 888-AYYYS to report a suspicious celebrity.

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>>722545807
Cum and start farting

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Post more Tay Tay feet
<3

>>722548868
if you would have get quads with shit like this, i would hunt you down and kill you with a taylor swift cd.

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>>722555583
That outfit is fucking sexy. I wanna put her up on a bathroom sink, pop her tits out, hike up her skirt and take off her panties. Then fuck her furiously until i blow my load in that pussy.
Same for this outfit (pic related)

thank her for kissing and signing my sisters scarf which i stole, and ask for a pair of panties from her signed...

>>722551799
Wer ist Doloris?? Deine Oma?

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ask her where is selena

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>>722545807
Sand her down, varnish then make new banister for stairs out of her.

>>722556818
Deported.

>>722545807

turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>722556370
she kissed the scarf? I would fap wit it

>>722545807
Force her to piss over my dick while I furiosly masturbate with her panties wrapped around mynface.

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ask her how to eat pussy.

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>>722556982
id even do 720 just to be sure

>>722545807
ejaculate and faint

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Look for hidden cameras because I would think I was on a tv show

>>722545994

You remind me of my best friend with that humour.

Top work.

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>implying I leave my house

>>722545807
ask her where the turtles are at

Start fapping

Mfw a local Anon offered to blow me while both look at pics of Tay. Should I take the offer?

>>722546129
Shes a Tall White

>>722558729
Yes of course, sounds hot

>>722545807
Tell her how sorry I am that Ryan Adams made her music even shittier than it already was

>>722550323
Fuck I almost came to this. Stopped myself though my four hour load needs to be longer

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>>722552162

Fuckin faggit

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>>722545807
Hail our aryan godess

>>722550486
That sentence was autistic

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>>722559900
Thank you anon. Consider yourself responsible for me busting my load

>>722559981
oh jeez

>>722545807
get down on my knees and worship her like the goddess she is

>>722545807
Taylor, please get off /b/ and stop getting these neckbeards to massage your ego.

moar tay tay feet

Give her a bowl of eggs

>>722560561
oh the horror. she doesnt deserve that

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>>722545807
>quickly turn around
>lock the door
>turn back at her
>mfw
>rub my hands in an ominous manner
>she starts screaming and running towards back door
>silly cunt don't know I got 'em pitbulls on the loose
>she sees them, gets scared
>starts crying
>feel bad so let her go
c'mon did you really think I was gonna rape her?

>>722560855
kekd

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>>722560561
kek

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>>722545807
Obviously, get a dildo, ride it while looking at her feet. cum on the floor and lick it while saying "Thank you, mistress"

>>722560561
where did I read that before? some anon made a cringe green text story if I remember correctly, anyone got that saved?

>>722561687
record doing this

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>>722545807
ask if i can smell and lick her feet

>>722562409
oh fuck yeah that's my dream riight ther

>>722546129
I bet she's a ballchinian

>>722545807
Pee my pants

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>>722551304

Blush
Get on my knee and tell Her how much of a good boy i've been for Her and how i'm obsessed with Her .
Beg Her to allow me to be Her personal irl slaves for life

>Lifegoals

>>722545807
Ask her how she got into my apartment and why she's there.

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>>722563553
Nice Tayfag, what did you do for queen Taylor?

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>>722545807
shit into her ass and ask her to make some creamcakes

>>722545807
sue her
never work a single day for the rest of my life

>>722551304
someone's new here

>>722563643
I have a enormeous folder about Her and i spend endless time worshipping Her almost every day ...

>>722563895
What qualities about her make you worship her?

>>722563895
>>722564106
https://www.rabb.it/r/7u8yg3

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>>722545807
id drag that trannie outside make him bite a curb and then curb stop that faggot, then after that id do the same to u op you fucking faggot

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>>722564106
Her personality and every part of Her living body

>>722545807
ask her to sign some shit and ask for a hug, cuz she's a good singer and im a fan but also a horny guy >.>

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>>722545807
Stammer because I'm socially awkward around girls espeically hot ones