Guys I just can't do it. I want to try smoking a cigar for

Off yourself faggot

>>722540072
you are more than likely autistic.

>>722540072
kill yourself

>>722540358
nah man it's just I don't want the gas station attendant to look at me weird.

>>722540072
Go to a tobacco shop and buy something dominican

>>722540493
That's what autism is

I feel ya OP i felt the same first time i brought tobacco but they wont look at yoy weird they have loads of people buy the same shit all day aslong as you have ID incase they ask you for it youll be fine, becomes normal procedure after a while be confident bro its all good

>>722540493
oh boohoo , why the fuck do you care about a stranger giving you a weird look? like i said , autism.

>>722540878
Ight man I got ID so I'm good. It's just weird cuz I buy condoms with ease.

>>722540072
buy online....?

>>722540901
I think you have autism

>>722541003
Just one of those things man you feel nervous about it before hand because you havent done it

buy rope, duct tape, and lube at the same time, they won't notice the cigar

>>722541033
says the retard that buys condoms to jerk off with them.

>>722540072
Why bother? They aren't fun to smoke, fucking pleb.

Jesus fucking christ, you are definitely autistic OP. What the actual fuck? I guarantee that attendant doesn't give a single fuck about you or whatever the fuck you're doing.

Make sure you buy some proper cigars though not the fine ones they taste like burnt pubes, youll also need a cigar cutter too

>>722540674
Not really, it's the opposite. Autists don't give a fuck about whether people give them weird looks or not, that's why they go around with their anime pony waifu body pillows in public.

>>722540072
just get one of these suckers and pretend you do it because you want to be cool. we all know it's really just because you like something dick-shaped in your mouth.

it's basicly the same as with all the blowjob and tribute shit here. they are all gay and love to watch cocks and cum. but they hide behind "tributes" and "porn".

>>722541276
Really? Why not?

>>722541379
Doubt its autism sounds like social anxiety to me i have the same thing.

>>722541447

Yeah I got all that.

>>722540072
"hello I would like a cigar"

How fucking hard is that are you autistic?

>>722541454
Was gonna say this but you beat me to it

>>722541260
someones mad

Whats the best cigarettes for a fresh smoker?

>>722541711
Idk but I heard marlboros are a popular brand.

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>>722540493
Try being an alcoholic and getting cheap ass vodka at 6 in the morning everday and your worried about a cigar?? Kill yourself

>>722541526
Good i made the mistake of not having a cutter when i brought my first one, why do you want to smoke cigars out of interest?

>>722540072
>gas station cigars

what are you fucking poor? go to a tobacconist and buy a real fucking cigar.

>>722541711
>>722541824
marlboros are shit. Go for Benson & hedges

>>722541711
Dont buy factory made cigs get roll your own tobacco, cheaper and alot nicer I recommend amber leaf

First. Go into a liquor store and buy yourself a quality cigar. Second. Smoke it while listening to your favorite music. Third. Stop being a bitch.
Actually, step 3 is now step 1.

>>722541858
Looks like you already are...

hey super cool OP, when you get your stylin cigar, make sure you enhale them like a cigarette or you're a bitch that shouldn't be smoking cigars.

dont be a faggot and just go get it

>buy zigzag cigarillo
>dump tobacco and fill with weed
>fire up wicked blunt

It'll be a lot more fun than smoking a plain fuckin cigar and it comes with perks like being able to invite hot bitches over to get high with you and fuck. Cigars don't really come off as classy or cool unless you're at some kind of party smoking them with other people anyway. If you smoke them by yourself it's going to be obvious that you're just being a try hard faggot who wants to look like a badass when in reality you'll just look like a kid going for a look that he clearly can't pull off, much like fedora fags or people who wear suits that are too big for them.

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>>722542088
Such wit, much edge great wow

>>722540072
First issue is that you're trying to buy a shit cigar from a gas station. Go to a legit cigar/tobacco shop (use yelp) and tell the people working there that this is your first cigar. They won't laugh, you are a potential customer, they will help you to find exactly what you're looking for in a price range that you can afford.

>>722540493
its an item that they have for sale, why is it weird? if anything they want to sell as much as possible. also, cigars are awful.

>>722542007
is golden virginia any good?

>>722542891
This.

>>722542937
Yh its nice, my second choice if i cant get amber leaf for some reason, bit cheaper too.

>>722541459
They don't taste or smell pleasant. Cigarettes are way better. Cigars burn your tongue

don't buy cheap shit at a gas station smoke something good like montecristo No.2 or Partagas No.2 or Davidoff Churchill

What kinda snowflake week as people is the world rasing if they can't even buy a cigar from the store when the chines invade u will be more than useless

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go to a cigar shop to buy some cigars. i like cao italia or cao brazil.

>>722540072
Cigars are great. A good one tastes amazing. They feel cleaner than cigarettes too. I'd recommend at least trying a good high quality cigar.

>>722540493
I don't think they care dude. It's their job to sell it after all.

>>722541276
Why not man?

Their taste is good.

Also OP before you smoke it make sure you bite down a little bit on the end your mouth is on. You need to bite before smoking to open the cigar up a little but not too hard or you'll get way too much smoke when you inhale.

>>722542891
Anon has good advice. The product at a dedicated tobacconist shop will be 100% tobacco. Also, the shop will likely be lend a cutter. (You could pierce the end yourself with a clean nail.) I have no idea of what kind of cigars are in gas stations. imho, Arturo Fuente makes acceptable inexpensive cigars. You can pay more for better manufacture and tobac, but you probably won't appreciate it for a while.

Keep a notebook of your reactions and how the cigar feels between your fingers and on your lips. Does draw well? Is the ash fall off solid or fragmented? Does the taste change as you get down near the bottom?

>>722540072
First of all, don't buy them at a gas station.
Find yourself a good tobacconist, and explain your situation.

Tell him what you want to spend, and get him to recommend a good smoke. If it's legal in your jurisdiction, smoke it in the shop, or on the patio with a curmudgeonly old man who appears to be there every day for his afternoon stogie.

>>722540072
get balls

>>722540072
Man up and tell him you need a cigar your gonna roll a fat fucking blunt and you want a Philly cigar

>>722541454
OP has a special faggy type of self conscious autism, not that rare...

>>722540493
I remember my first time buying condoms was pretty weird and I felt weird going into the family planning isle but I still did it and bought the damn condoms.

>>722540072
are you a fucking faggot, ma the fuck up lol get some confident you insecure kiddo. seriously i m 20 who the fuck would give a fuck if i buy cigs or not?

Also, I follow UK convention and remove the ring. I don't think that anyone in the US really cares one way or the other. I could be wrong: I'm the only one who smokes a cigar in my neck o' the woods

>>722541858
Why not just get 10 bottles at a time..? Why go in every single day?

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>>722540072
Just embrace how fucking retarded you look as a 19 year old trying to get into smoking cigars for the "aesthetic" you think it will give you.

>Will the cashier give you shit when you buy it?
no.
>Will they tell the next employee who comes in about how fucking stupid you looked?
most certainly.

The key is realizing how much of a faggot you are for thinking smoking cigars will do anything to help your depleted sense of personality.

Embrace the meme that is "yourself"

I suggest you use phrases like "my god sir" or "I think I'll be having the ____"

The key to building the confidence to go get a cigar is realizing that by doing so, you really won't look like any more of a faggot than you already are.

You have nothing to loose OP, if you have reached a point in your life where you think smoking cigars will do anything for your "aesthetic" you have already lost.

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>>722540072
wait why the fuck would anyone willingly take up smoking?
you couldn't be more 19 than this even if you tried you fucking poser

Don't buy one at a gas station you fucking idiot. Go to a cigar shop, and have those guys help you pick one out that isn't going to make your dumb ass hate cigars forever. That's what I did because I'm a normally adjusted human and not an autistic faggot.

>Buying a cigar at a fucking gas station
Jesus Christ fuckboii

>>722540582
This. Good tobacco shops are friendly to newcomers, for obvious reasons, but most of all are helpful. That being said, I never went to a tobacco shop.

>>722545595
Smoking is love, smoking is life

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>>722540072
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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yo OP go to a vape shop and get 0 nic liquid and start vaping, I know you say you wanna start with aesthetics but lets be real my nigga, your sorry ass is going to get addicted so just get something that is like candy for you so you can stop being such a faggot


and i say this as someone who has a douche flute my dude

>>722541276
>Calls someone a pleb for wanting to >smoke cigar.
Go back to your vaping faget

>>722540072
Dont buy your cigars from any place but a tobacco shop, one with a walk-in humidor where you can inspect loose cigars. If you live/ travel outside of the USA look for a tobacco shop advertising Habanos, those are the legit Cuban cigars.

>>722545840

I'm in the range of four. My favorite is Campbell's in E. Lansing. Hope you can make it there. It's packed.

>>722542353
no bitch you smoke out will fuck you lol.
She get her high then ship off

>>722540072
OP i'm almost 30. Listen to me. Stay the fuck away from smoking in general. It is never in any way shape or form a good idea to start smoking. It destroys the shit out of your health. I would kill to be as young as you with a body that healthy before I trashed it with junk food and other shit. You don't realize how valuable your health is and how much your health is IMPORTANT in making you feel happy in general.

Got that? If you fuck up your health, you will be unhappy. Because it doesn't matter what you have or what accomplishments you have or who you have as friends. If you have fucked up health, you will feel like shit.

Do not ever ever EVER EVER EVER do anything to make your health worse. Keep your health a top priority in your life. Stay away from drugs. Switch to a healthy diet you can stick to as soon as possible. Get onto a really smart exercise program designed to give you the physical results you wanted ASAP.

And on top of it all go GOOGLE what happens to people when they start smoking cigars. Seriously, OP, 0/10 life decision to smoke. Horrible unhappy consequences. Don't do it.

>>722546501
what the fuck? sentences my man, sentences

>>722546697
nigga i smoked for 5 years, stopped with vaping the last two, 24 now and i can still run half marathons

just need some fuckin direction in your life, how did you get to almost 30 before you realized this? lmfao

>>722546291
I am near montreal so that's a bit far, but thanks for the tip.
While we're on the subject, though, any recommendations for pipe tobacco?
A pipe was gifted to me a while ago but while Im not a smoker I do enjoy a smoke, especially with a good islay malt.

>>722540072
faggit

>>722540072
A gas station? Have a little class.

>>722540072
You're not Big Boss faggot. You won't look cool, you'll just look even more like LE SUPREME GENTLEMAN XD
What, do you wear a trenchcoat and fedora for the "aesthetic" too? If you wanna smoke tobacco smoke it through cigarettes like a real human being. Or better yet, kill yourself in a quicker way and save us all a few more years before yo/u get that cancer.

Nigger.

>>722540072
Cigar? At a gas station? That's only going to be the worst possible cigar you could buy.

>>722547242
yeah really i was just about to say. gas station cigars taste like you're smoking a matress. here i think they're called sentry sams or something.

>>722546291
Shit I'm gonna have to check this out. Thanks for the tip anon

>>722544357
jesus you guys are gay, get a vape already and stop getting throat cancer

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>>722547923

>>722547659
Campbell's is on M.A.C. just off of Grand River.

i am from argentina and here you can buy everything and it does not matter your age !! because the seller never ask anything

Go to an actual tobacco store. Less weird, 100000000000% better selection of cigars. I'd recommend something kinda light if your new to cigars.

just smoke a blunt

>>722540072
Are there any good vapes that look like cigars? I too want this aesthetic, but would rather not spend shitloads of money on something that will give me cancer

a 19 year old walks into a gas station and asks to buy a cigar. he thinks you're smoking a blunt

>>722540072
fuckin pussy

>>722540072
start off with macanudo hyde park. its weak as fuck.

>buying cigars at a gas station
Nigger detected. Make sure you get grape, you fucking nigger.

>>722544846
you're a brave man

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"The aesthetic?" You mean you think it looks cool to have a smoking brown phallus in your mouth?

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Op two things
1:smoking cigars will make you look like a fag, unless you are old as shit and your name is winston churchill you cannot pull off an asthetic like that. Buy cigarettes, or smoke weed or some shit.
2: youre literally allowed to buy a tobacco at your age, there is no reason to be scared about it. I had a fake id when i was 17 and i didnt even break a fucking sweat when i would go to the liquor store. Youll be fine

>>722549154
you can buy a cheap vapes, i brought one, and are good

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is this what you're going after OP?

>>722540582
Yes

>>722540072
OP, you typically don't find good cigars at a gas station. Go to a smoke shop. Get a few Flor dominicanas. Or nica rusticas. Both are good and mellow.

And if people look at you weird it's just bc ur acting weird. Struggled with that as a kid. Just relax and dgaf

>>722550326
>just relax and dont give a fuck

exactly how its done.

you should just buy the patch OP. start your introduction to nicotine lightly

>>722545471
because he thinks to himself today will be the last day but tomorrow he does it all over again, Learn how to substance abuse dummy!

>>722540493
>>722540493
I worked at a gas station for 4 years in my twenties. If you can prove you're old enough to buy it, the clerk won't care. Shit, he'll probably forget you ever walked in before his shift ends.

why would a gas station employee judge you for for buying a cigar? he works at a gas station

>>722550938
This, I saw a lot of barely 18 punk asses buy cigarettes and shit, acting all awkward and then within an hour, having to clean a restroom or spend twenty minutes in the freezer, they just drift out if mind

>>722551139
apparently not if you still remember them

Dude....

just ask for the fucking cigar. The gas station clerk can go fuck himself. He probably looks funny without giving people a look anyways.

go pick up cigarette buts off the road. roll up what tobacco is left over in those and smoke it.
it'll still taste better than a gas station stogie

>>722540072
Stop being a wuss.

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>>722540072 I know what you mean, op, but honestly they don't give a fuck. and if the clerk makes a comment don't say anything in return, or give them the middle finger. the choice is yours.