FUCKING FUCK Okay, let me start by saying this is true because

>>722537576
If you are going to cut your wrists, remember this:

Across the road for attention.

Down the road for permanence.

>>722538122
Op here, nah I'm gonna become a fucking fish. I can't swim.

>>722537576
i can't understand what's exactly the situation at hand and what makes it so bad. is my english really that bad or is that just badly written greentext

I'm fucking lost...
Wat?

>>722538654

Very poorly written greentext. Pretty sure OP was talking about all the dicks he can't stop sucking and they're trying to get him help. He probably sucked the dean and cops' dicks as well.

Op here, bad at English I'm hispanic in America.
I made plans to kill the guy's girlfriend for him. Not my bros but the random guy I never met.

>>722538822
Lmfao

I don't know how they know, my guess is that my bro told the girl that her ex was planning on killing her and she told the school and we split.
Or
My ex is mad I told her mom about her doing drugs at a friends house and to get revenge told school about my group chat and rhetoric I use.
>>722539000
>>722538822
>>722538799
>>722538122
FUCKING CHECKED
This thread

>>722538822
Blame it on Alfred Hitchcock and go to a mental institution for a couple weeks while it all blows over.

>>722539338
I'm thinking about doing this because in one of the things they have it said "I'll fucking slit her throat because I have no reason to live"

>>722538822
How the fuck did you leave that out?
And checked

>>722538526

I'm going to seize the full advantage of my straight white male privilage and spoil your wet dream of suicide by drowning.

When placed in water, you will no doubt learn how to swim instantly. You might think you will kick and flail around below the surface until you run out of air but sadly it won't go that way.

>You jump into a sizeable amount of water.
>You let yourself sink, to prevent any possible escape
>You run out of oxygen and your brain is being starved
>Your basic instinct of survival takes effect
>You kick, swing, shake and shiver
>You realise in less than 5 seconds this isn't working
>You change tactic, you begin to move your legs in motion with your arms
>Like a four legged animal, but under water
>You gasp for air, your lungs seize and reach for air
>You breathe in water, not in large amounts, as your body will stop it
>Your brain and your body are working entirely independently of one another
>Your consciousness is pushed to the back of your mind, forcing you to observe the struggle externally
>You reach the surface, you regain control of your thoughts and behaviour
>You decide "Fuck that, I'm gonna live, I got too much to stick around for."
>As you swim to the shore with your new found skill, you cough up whatever water you absorbed

The human lungs can take in quite a generous amount of liquid before drowning the blood supply. If this wasn't the case, you wouldn't be able to hold your breath.

You could also;

>Jump into water
>Sink to atleast one body length down
>Muster up whatever emotion you have that you think resembles Courage closest
>Open your mouth
>Deep inhale
>Kill yourself

>>722539323
OP try playing the race card

Say slaughtering people with knives is an ancient aztec tradition still honored by the natives today

Accuse them of being culturally insensitive to your latin heat

>>722537576
...It's like he's trying to communicate with us fellas, I know it.

sage and pek

>>722539825
Maybe
>>722539615
Jump from bridge if I don't die on impact I'll drown
>>722539547
I'm full sperge mode

>>722540627
Just jump from a building, bro. There's no turning back, anything over seven stories is almost guarenteed to be fatal, and you'll give the street sweepers a story to tell at the bar

>>722540627

Damn all my ideas for suicide I have to keep to myself, otherwise I'd get arrested for even suggesting it.

Just fuckin drink roach poison.