>suddenly a wild bat appears! >do a potato while it flies

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Aww, look at the little fella

>>722532289
Cook it in a frying pan.

Use a plastic bag cover the bat and seal the bag.
After that is your business.

>>722532597

yeah I guess, I was kinda thinking about adopting a live-and-let-live attitude towards the little guy ... maybe do a catch and release to the attic.

>Invite people round your house.
>Ask guests if they want some red wine because you're so, SO, thirsty.
>Kekkle
>Run to the kitchen
>Poke it with a stick and hide.

>>722533141
Oops
I forgot;
>??????????
and
>Profit.

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>>722533141

>>722532289
Bat bro will eat bugs and not fuck with you

>>722532289
It's probably hungry as fuck bats never bump into shit unless they all fucked up try and find it some food

>>722533776
alright, I didn't know that

Lets say, just hypothetically here, that I wanted to feed it but all the bugs are dead 'cause of frost, would it drink sugar-water or something?

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Just cum on it the protein will be a great snack for when it wakes