Ask a guy who just got banned from his Walmart Neighborhood Market

Explain yourself

>>722529609
OP Parked like an asshole, got called out on it by mgmt. Simple

>>722529545

As a CEO of Walmart Inc, I demand an explanation.

>>722529545
How do you get banned from walmart? They're the niggers of the supermarket industry.

>>722529609
I'm handicapped but can't double park, but non handicapped ppl can wtf!

>>722529545
do you drive a vw beetle?

>>722529725
Nobody can double park you clod

>>722529682
Fuck you. My uncle is John Walmart. He owns the company.

>>722529725
you're a fat fucking retard without a handicap sticker.

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>>722529545
Did asset protection catch you stealing?

>>722529652

Your name is OP? Was I talking to you? Let OP answer!

>>722529725
You got what you deserved you autistic fuckwad.

>>722529783
Shut the fuck up. Kek

No it's not simple. I only goto Walmart near me to run in and buy beer. I'm in for like a minute at most. I go every day without missing a single day, so I figure fuck it, and I start parking up next to the building, where the stripes are. I leave my car there like 1 minute, shoot in the back out. So about 4 months ago this lady asked me to stop. I said ok, then kept doing it. Today they formally issued a trespass notice and said I wasn't allowed on the premises again, ever. I guess they wanna lose all that business. Note that when I go in for food I park normally. I made a pretty big scene when the store manager escorted me out, too. I'm just not gonna park an acre away and walk a mile in for beer, it's silly. Wish they had a drive-through.

>>722529783

As a CEO I run it. I demand an explanation.

>>722529908
Handicapped parking exists for handicapped people like yourself. Don't park infornt of the store like a fucking douchebag

>>722530021
No that other guy isn't me. I'm not handicapped at all.

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>>722529703
>supermarket industry
>industry

wtf

>>722529908
Are you retarded, because you sound retarded. You did what you wanted, and they didn't like it so they took legal action.
It's their store and they can choose to deny service to whoever they want.

>>722530081
Oh youre even more of a douchebag sorry

>>722529908
You got off lucky. If I were the manager I'd have had a tow truck waiting for your ass.

>>722529908

I believe you are genuine OP.
You did something that get on the nerves of someone there. You kept doing it.
I am sure she wetted her chair when she was finally authorized to put that notice on your car, after reporting you some 120 times (4 months) to her immediate superior every single day.
That's how human works. She took your repeated parking habit as a slap on her face, everyday.

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>>722530240
>>722530135
Well I mean I might have probably done the same thing. I never said it was unjust or anything. I just felt it was a little unnecessary. I'm not hurting anything and it's just rules for the sake of rules it seems.

I said "What happened to the Customer Is Always Right" and the manager just looked at me funny.

>>722529908
Do you have any fucking clue how big a fire truck is and how much room they need to turn around? There are fucking reasons they don't want people parking in clearly marked no parking zones. Fucking niggers like you who can't follow basic social norms don't deserve the benefits our society provides.

>>722530401
Pshhhh there's never a firetruck there. The only thing I ever see parked there is an armored car and those fat security guards can walk an extra 10 feet.

>>722530342
>the manager just looked at me funny
you're a fucking idiot. the customer is almost never right, but you're supposed to preserve their ego and treat them like they are. however, a customer who uses that phrase is not to be treated as anything less than a hemorrhoid

>>722530613
I kno lol I only said it to annoy him. I also said something unrelated about Mackenzie Foy to him, not sure why

>>722529908
>>722530608

>Pshhhh there's never a firetruck there. The only thing I ever see parked there is an armored car and those fat security guards can walk an extra 10 feet.

I hope you get AIDS in your mouth and your lips are the first thing to die

I've also gone into this same Walmart after midnight for beer, and there's no cashiers on, only self-checkout, so you need someone to OK the beer, but there's literally no one there. And I yelled "HEY!" at the top of my lungs and 20 fat women in Walmart vests walked up with furrowed brows wondering what was wrong. I also constantly bitch about how they never have any small baskets because they're all outside in the corrals and the lazy pigs are too fat to go and get them. So it was a long time coming. Now I have to plan a revenge.

>>722530608
Obvious troll if you think it's ok to block fire lanes because you don't see a fire truck there. I'd love to be there when the fire department flips your car over to make room in an emergency.

>>722529545
Nigmart is for niggers

>>722531179
It worth the extremely rare chance. I'd just pay the 500 deductible and get a new car anyway. They're all just mad fat people who don't want to work and they are annoyed when someone doesn't do what they say. It's also legal to buy beer at 6am where I live but they don't let you do it until 7am for no reason. I fucking told them about it too.

>>722530342

>I'm not hurting anything

Yea perhaps not at that moment but what if a fire truck if ambulance needed that space?

THATS WHY IT MUST REMAIN CLEAR YOU LAZY POS

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>>722531412
>Yea perhaps not at that moment but what if a fire truck if ambulance needed that space?
There's plenty of room
Where I park at my location is where these carts are, but at my location there is nothing there at all and the stripes run the whole length of the store
So plenty of room for whatever made up strawman fireman/police whatever other bullshit that never happens except once in a decade

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>>722530608
Kek

>>722531667
the stripes means it's a no parking zone and no parking zone means you don't park there so quit crying for getting sanctioned after doing something that isn't allowed, fucking brain dead moron
and before you bitch about muh freedoms or whatever it's their parking not yours so fuck off

>>722532266
wow they got your ass trained well, huh bitch boy
just do what you're told

>>722529823
Those things are way past the healing stage and they still looked absolutely fucked.

>>722529908
That's nothing. The niggers here park on the side walk and the red lines and don't get shit said to them.

OP, you're a lazy entitled cunt.

>>722529908
I would go out of my way to go to a store that did this to you. I hate the lazy assholes that park right infront of the store. Good for them. Learn to think of other and don't be an asshole, asshole.

>>722531667
>So plenty of room for whatever made up strawman fireman/police whatever other bullshit that never happens except once in a decade

Until now. They did this wrong deed to you. You know what to do next.

>>722533835
>You know what to do next.
I'm gonna do something, not sure what. The Wendy's near me was always closing early and I fucking got their ass. Made them regret ever fucking with me. So I'll do something to these niggas

OP here, my verbal response to all you

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ad6dvEvPcY

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>>722531824
Isn't that space reserved for emergencies?
What if in that minute you talk about a police car or ambulance needed to pull up?

>>722535012
Don't cry about it then OP?

>>722536267
>What if in that minute you talk about a police car or ambulance needed to pull up?
who cares? honestly they can just pull right up

>>722535012
I really like this resonse tbh

>>722537013
thanks

>>722531824
Walmart is required by law to keep that space for emergency vehicles.

They can be heavily fined for violating this, allowing you to park there EVERY FUCKING day is risky as fuck. Why should they have to deal with your shit?

>>722537126
By the way OP what state are you in? Youre accent sounds very similar to where I live