>be me, 53 yo oldfag >trying to enjoy my mom's spaghetti

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>be me, 53 yo oldfag
>trying to enjoy my mom's spaghetti
>knees are weak, palms are sweaty
>things havent been the same since i fought with a navy seals with over 300 confirmed kills
>short story, he calls me a cuck on the chans
>"say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens"
>now i have crippling austrioporosis
>door bell rings
>open the door
>get on the floor
>I've been visited by the good luck pupper
>Says if i say "good night little pupper" I'll get the good succ
>"Good night little pupper"
>everybody does the dinosaur
>Need to go to the children's bookstore to train myself to read again
>find a dora the explorer book
>iCanFapToThis.jpg
>hear a squeaky wheel behind me on way back home
>its dat boi
>"oh shit wattup!"
>he tells me if he doesn't get dubs his mom will die in her sleep
>feelsbadman.jpg
>back at my battlestation
>trying to understand the book about my waifu
>all i see are images and words
>It's difficult, but I'm learning to be patient with myself
>I'm learning to live