How do you guys get GF's? I have been doing the following

>>722520238
Let's go ahead and say everything you're doing is wrong

>>722520393
Only if they found out I was doing that, I have seen people within 30 seconds of meeting exchange numbers. I am just making sure they are single first so they don't think I am creepy for hitting on all the female employees

Well, you've got me. You're hitting all the marks, I have no idea what's going on. Maybe you could try following them home and staking the place out for a few days to see how they live?

>>722520766
Thats stalking, I am already pushing the line with my current method

>>722520854
Okay. How about taking pictures of them and then sending it to their address with the eyes cut out?

>>722520238
Just make sure you're drawing from all the bosses and you should pick one up.

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>>722521006
Thats crazy talk, you cut out the eyes so you can stand in front of the mirror looking through the picture and jack off to yourself

>>722520671
>make sure they dont think im creepy

But what if you *are* creepy.

If its in your personality to do all that greentext i dont imagine when you come forward as you are youre exactly a social savant.

>>722521095
This

>>722520238
>Gets names from receipts or hang out till I hear someone call their name

Kek'd

>>722521181
Well yeah, we don't live in the stone age anymore, you can print dupes. Perhaps another one with the mouth cut out you can hang on your vacuum cleaner

>>722521095
I have hit on a few managers but no dice
>>722521213
Either way im not a social savant, I don't advertise to the public what I do, I'm sure many people look up girls on facebook. It's like porn, every one looks at it but don't advertise it

Hahahahahah.

Wait, OP is being serious?
Hold on, let me laugh even harder

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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>>722521498
>not pretending your vacuum is the one from "The Brave Little Toaster"
>not raping the remnant thoughts of your childhood

>>722521567
I do not look up girls on facebook.

Op there is no magic way to get a gf. You meet one and she likes you or she doesnt. Theres no magic combination of words and actions. If you never find anyone tough shit welcome to earth.

There is however a magic combination of words and actions however to sink yourself. Being an actual creep.

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>>722522094
Of course you dont look up girls on facebook, you sound like one.
Post tits

>>722522733

Not a girl.

Just a nerdy ass dude who lived with his parents too long but never had a problem with girls and sick of people like OP.

Meet in socially relevant situations, watch for sexual tension, move on if its not there.

Thats all there is to it. These threads need not go further than that advice. But still every day "wahh shes the one but she has a bf and doesnt love me how do I steal her"

>>722523407
How do you recognize sexual tension? I have had friends say "why didn't you hit on her?" after short conversations with girls, that I got 0 feeling from, but thats from most woman

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>>722520238
are you kidding me anon? just go drink and hang out by yourself at some bar, youll meet someone for sure

>>722523653
Theyre pretty obvious.
Theyll look genuinely excited to be around you. Theyll touch you, slightly like on the arm or theyll hug you. Theyll shove you playfully, theyll text you randomly with smileys. Theyll compliment you unsolicited, ask what youre doing on x day, but not invite you or suggest anything.

Theyll basically give you easy openings but you gotta do the leg work.


And your friends who say "just hit on her". Guaranteed they get rejected a lot and creep a few girls out. Its never 100%, same rules apply. If shes not diggin it shes not diggin it.

You literally have to parachute out of a burning building window with puppies under either arm holding a baby by the nighty in your teeth to win around a girl whos not into it. Doesnt matter how hot you are.

>>722524068
>having any of those things ever happen to men here
Where do you think you are? Most guys here don't even have female friends

>>722520238
Have you tried actually having a physical conversation with a female? You do realize that actually having 3D girlfriend means that you will have to eventually talk to the girl face to face. Why not start there?
Also what do you, look like?
For science.

>>722524714
Thats what i meant with an earlier post.

Doesnt happen? Tough shit this isnt disney.

>>722520238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qigOUdAOyRs&t=2956s

Helped me a lot, you're welcome.

>>722520671
>>722520238

that is some stalker behavior there.
dude, you are so creepy that girls can feel it in their vagina.

just the sight of you probably makes them feel repulsed and they may not even know why.

>>722524068
This.

Have you tried not being fat and/or ugly anon?

Are you me OP?
Fuck these normies. This is a bulletproof plan to pick up bitches.

It's worked a couple times.