>*blocks your path* >you muffucka white boi my niggaz said

>>722510856
>Take advantage of criminals' tendency to stand way to close with a firearm
>Deflect arms holding gun to side
>As both arms are holding the gun, slam elbow into temple, while also kneeing crotch hard enough to rupture testes
>Take gun from ground and deal with the rest of the pack

Easy.

>>722510951
why not just unsheathe your katana and teleport behind him

>>722510951
read: >get shot in the stomach and die sobbing

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>Monkey holds a gun in my face
>Laugh
>"My dear man. I have white privilege"
> He shoots. The bullet just bouces off
>I immediatly gain 35000 dollars
>Laugh again
>"Good day my dear minority"

mfw

>>722511008
Gonna die anyway. Might as well try.

>>722511020
zozzle

>>722510856
Sorry, what? Can you say that again in English?

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>>722510856
>ah good day my african heritage friend
>unfortunately I must correct you
>you see i'am in fact a subject of her majesty
>and thus unable to partake in your politics
>i'm currently a guest in your country
>would you kindly direct me to the museum?

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>>722511304
Nice job gloating you fucking spastic

>>722510856
Offer him a job, he being a lazy dumb nigger will start rapping and dancing, after a few second he will run away screeching about slavery and that the white man is putting him down.

>>722511386
sause

>Place temple on barrel
Continue

I have a trump bumper sticker on my car. I'm waiting for the day a stupid nigger or angry sjw hits me from behind trying to ruin my majestic sticker.

>>722511418
It ain't Hentai my dude. it's a murder mystery solvey thing called Gosick

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>>722510856
>Barrel roll out of the gun's line of sight
>Do a quick 360 and run away

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>>722511492
>Gosick
thank

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>>722511554
>NORMIES CAN'T TRIFORCE

Get shot and die because if I voted for trump I'd deserve it.

>>722511622
i can trifroce
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>>722511631

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>>722510991
Fuking lost

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>>722510856
Waddup my nigga

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>>722510856
>don't live in commifornia
>able to pull gun and kill Jerome
>questioned by police and let go

>>722510856
>da fucc u talkin bout nigga, I'm gonna pop yo mufuckin ass so hard eat shit u dumbass ape nigga!
>look the nigger in the eye while I'm saying that
>at the same time reach in my pocket and grab my '357 revolver
>shoot a couple of holes in nigger's stomach through the pocket
>slowly walk away as the nigger dies in a puddle of his own blood

>>722510856

Apologize, tell him my speak monkey amulet is at home, that I cannot understand him.

>>722510856
Wut? No. I voted for Gary Johnson...
But I voted for virmine supreme in the primary

>>722510856
hit him with a paradox and watch his monkey brain spin in circles for the next ten hours

>>722510856
Take off my shirt like Connor murphy

>>722511869
>is trained in gorilla warfare

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>>722510991
Because this ain't no place for no hero

Uh.... im just here to fix your cable.

>>722511522
>360
>kek

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>>722512109
new

>>722512025
>not going anywhere without my fully loaded '357 little boy in the pocket
>licensed for concealed carry
>god bless America for giving us the right to blast motherfuckers

>>722512109
newfag

temporarily identify sexually as nigger so i cant be accused of racism

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>you muffucka white bo

ftfy

>>722510856

laugh because i didn't vote at all

How to do that fortune thing

>>722510856
>Unzip pants
>Show my tiny white dick
>Scream, running into him while I shit diahorrea
>????
>Profit

>>722512211

>Ruger
>.40 S&W

You fell for the meme, didn't you?

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What size cap?

>>722510856
die from a anurisum in trying to process in what the fuck it just said.

>>722510856
>ey mang, whatchu talkin about mang
>names jose mang
>i just swam over to pick oranges mang

>>722510856
I give him a banana and walk around carrying on know that because hes about to go full coon and shoot everyone around but me.

He's holding it wrong.

No way he hits anything like that.

>>722512420
LUL

>>722510856
Im north east european, 1st this wouldnt happen, but if it somehow did this nigger would end up naked in a forest tied to a tree with his ass in a anthill with his chopped off dick in his ass and his balls in his mouth. Or never to be found chopped to pieces thrown in some swamp.

>>722512970
your certificate for internet badass is in the mail

this thread is boring

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>>722512617
LUL

>>722512970

Shut up Eruofag. We all know you wouldn't do shit.

>>722510856
>laugh at plastic gun and realize Im going to be okay.

>>722512970
You wouldn't stand a minute against a black man, you piece of shit white Slav trash.
Gtfo to drinking vodka, u subhuman scum

>>722510856
I would just unsheathe my katana and teleport behind him

>>722511020
Under-rated

>>722510856
how did I vote for him when i'm here on vacation and don't live in USA?

black guy would probably leave after hearing my story and accent. unless he simply wants to shoot me for the sake of shooting me

b-but I voted for Obama the last 2 times

We're cool right?

*awkwardly tries to do black guy handshake*

>>722513735
Faggot

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>>722510991

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>Pull out my vial of salmonidae diuretic stimulant
>Throw content of the vial all over the filthy nigger
>Get shot
>Filthy nigger will smell like old milke mixed with dead whales on a beach mixed with taco bell diarrhea for the rest of his filthy life
>No one can bare to be around him
>No friends
>Can't get a job because of the smell
>People gag just from passing him in the street
>Filthy nigger dies alone

>>722510856
* Shows him my colonial superiority*
" I'm a sorry, mister. Don't hurt ma people. I mean no harm. I'll go get that corn you wanted"
*CHUCKLES*
God dam right you will, Nigger.

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>>722510856

>Dude listen oh man am I glad I ran into you I just got chased this way by a dozen skinheads, we need to run NOW! WE NEED TO RUN!

>>722510856
*notices the safety is off*

You're just a rookie aint ya?

>>722510856

360 degrees and walk away

>>722510991
Kek'd

Second post best post

>>722510856
I voted for Bernie, faggot.

>>722510856
Nigga. I voted for Kernel Bernie Sanders. You like Chicken don't you?

>>722510856
Ask him why he's bothering talking to me. Hopefully that distracts him long enough for me or someone else to pull out their gun and shoot him.

>>722510856
throw watermelon and kfc , create distraction , run

>>722515961
>I am a faggot
>Why don't you come home with me and fuck my wife
>muh healthcare

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>>722510991

>>722510856
Guys i know this one. What you do is you speak their native tongue to gain trust then say it was someone else.


I think the move was called the "Nigger Whippers" or "Nigger Wispor"

>>722516096
>implying I have a wife
>muh trickle down

>>722510856
Cry and tell him I'm a virgin and sob about how I don't want to die a virgin. Him being a guy, he'd sympathize with my plight and use his gun to persuade some female to fuck me. Afterwards I can die a happy man.

>>722510991
I hope it's nothing personal

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>>722510991

>>722510856
See threat from a mile away. Quick draw my CCW and discharge it at perps.. Profit.

>>722510856
I do hope anon wouldn't let him finish what he's saying

>>722511020
haaaaa nice

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>>722510856
ask him why he's aiming over my left shoulder

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>>722510856
>inform him that he's currently trifling with Jabba the Hutt and inform him that de wanna wanga pateesa iz yo maka e chu ta, ho ho ho ho

>>722516631
How would you "see a threat" if there isn't one yet? Are you Neo from The Matrix?

>>722510856
>>722510856
Jam spaghetti down the barrel of the gun and continue to throw spaghetti at him watching him do comical slapstick falling over. Then curb stomp him and walk away with new gun. Probably stolen anyway.

>>722516940
Be aware of your surroundings. Pay attention. Dont be around in bad areas??

>>722510856
start acting like a scared little bitch 'yeah, ok i got my wallet right here.' when he turns around i cap the fucker. steal my wallet back. steal his chainz. continue my day.

>>722510856
>drop my bag of carpet freshener
>his thug instincts kick in
>he jumps all over the bag thinking it's crack
>too bad bitch prison rules
>proceed to ass rape him
>get aids
>die anyway
Today was a good day.

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>>722510856
"That's a nice airsoft gun, I'll give you $10 for it, no questions asked!"


I live in Detroit you sissy bitch.

>>722510856
there's 0 niggers in my town (15k people)
So this cannot happen.

>>722517464
far leftist virtue signaling the plight of their friends of color.
You know like Shaun King.

>>722513177
Theres a big difference between west europe and east! West if eurofags, east is more like russia.

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Bang.. bang bang bang bang...

>>722512109
> t.newfag

You're all just black people with faulty genetics (albinos)
Look it up.
Racist pieces of shit.

>>722510856

Link him to Thomas Sowell.

CHECK MATE BLACK FRIEND

>>722510991

Pssshh nothin personal kid.

>>722513301
Im not slav you fucking cuck, all americans are pussys if you ask questions like this!
Fuck this cuck thread!
What would you doo doopty doo.
This shit would get you killed here.
Fucking pussys

>>722512086
>Being this new

>>722510856
Shoot me pls

>>722510856
>Tell him all fucking niggers must fucking hang
>He says Sure animal mother
>Shoots me with his BB gun
>Whip out my problem solver
>Turn his head into a canoe

>>722518824
Look up albino nigger retard
Were not niggers, you are!
Were a completely different species called humans.
Take your monkey shit elsewhere!

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>>722510856
>I'm black
>didn't vote at all
Ayyy what's up mah nigga, fuck Trump

>>722518824
Well, someone cannot into biology.

The loss of melanine was a response to vit d deficiency caused by the combination of shaded skin and lower solar intensity at higher latitudes.
We turned white so we could restore our vitamin d, as low levels act as a massive selection pressure due to difficulty giving birth with fucking rickets.


The more you know...

>>722510856

Since I usually don't wear my MonkeySpeak Amulet while out casually.. I would likey look perplexed and promptly get shot.

>>722519215
No one turned white! Or turns black!
Were white! We are a different species! Not even a different race but a different species!
Always have been white and always will be except for the pussy cuck traitors.

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>>722519339
What about us Koreans?

>>722519339
So you cannot into evo!outionary history or genome mapping, either?

Well done you! I am actually impressed by your dedication to stupidity.

>>722519542
*Evolutionary

>>722510856
Take my Let's Make America Great Again hat off and wave it then smile at said nigger and watch his head explode as I have just signaled a sniper that I am in distress.

Other monkeys don't sniper so they think it's magic

And you know what...

..it kinda is.

>>722510991
include me in the screencap

>>722510856
"hey theres a rap-label representative giving out KFC right behind you"
*turns around*
BAM

works every time...

the punchline is: throw them a basketball

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its happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2tlCIWXtS0

>>722510856
Grab his gun toss to the ground and yell rape