Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>722504350 The rules

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NORMIES GET OFF MY /B/

>>722505675
Never heard of that before.

I'm not sure what you mean by "pretty crook" though

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Claiming Shielder bye everyone!

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still here


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>>722505740
bye

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>>722505669

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Claiming best girl

>>722505740
Bye Lewder

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Claimed.

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Spiderman is my husbando.

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>>722505736
I'll keep my eye on you.

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>>722505975
L-Lewd!

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>>722505735
i never know if what I'm saying is just local slang or actually understandable to everyone else

crook means sick

>>722505975
nice

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>>722505218 (shielder)
I wear a jacket, helmet, gloves, and boots. I want to get a full suit, but those are super expensive.
Trash dove... is trash dove.

>>722505300 (alice)
I always thought concerts were dumb, but going to festivals, I kinda changed my mind. It was pretty great.
Rip, I skipped classes today and slept. Was too dead. Good luck in class!

>>722505733
>normies
>implying we aren't the original /b/ goers, here long before you joined at the age of 13 last year.

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>>722506154
In this case, it was local slang. Crook to me is someone who like, stole from someone. A crook can swindle you out of your money, etc
>>722506176
I just get a bit panicked around people. So being in an enclosed area full of people was definitely not enjoyable. The music wasn't bad though
That was probably for the best though. Strep can spread pretty easily.
Tahanks

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>>722506154
>crook means sick
What does sick mean? Isn't that bad?

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I gotta eat breakfast, and stuff...

I'll just be taking my husbando and leaving now.

Well good luck with the thread, you guys...

>>722506598
Thanks spidey

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what is this gay ass shit here

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gay ass shit.

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>>722506625
You're welcome.

>>722506676
gay ass shit

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>>722506688
gay ass shit

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>>722506684
Thank you Spidey Senpai

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>>722506704
>>722506688
>>722506676
>>722506644
gay ass shit

>>722506704
gay ass shit

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>>722506726
gay ass shit

gay shit ass

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Cammy is mine, even if she is low tier in SFV.

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what the fuck is happening in the great thread
some gay ass shit

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shit gay ass

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gay ass shit I tell you

>>722506838
fuck off syndra

>>722506838

Gay ass shit for shit ass gays

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Grrrr

can someone STOP this gay ass shit

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aay sss ghit

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>>722506176
I mean, you were 13 last year too you fucking babby.

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>>722506726
>>722506726
>>722506726
>>722506726
>gay ass shit

gay ass shit

>>722506727
>>gay ass shit

gay ass shit

>>722506765
>gay shit ass

gay shit ass

>>722506817
>what the fuck is happening in the great thread
>some gay ass shit

gay ass shit

>>722506832
>shit gay ass

shit gay ass

>>722506838
>gay ass shit I tell you

gay ass shit

>>722506879
>Grrrr
>
>can someone STOP this gay ass shit

Sorry, I'm on break...


>>722506715
>Thank you Spidey Senpai


You're welcome.

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>>722506867
Are you fucking kidding me, Syndra cannot compare to me with his low quality shitpost, you swine

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Perhaps he's wondering why a man would shit post a thread, before throwing it out of a plane.

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>mfw gay ass shit

>>722506879
Would it help if I said I love you?

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>>722506921
bless

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ʇıɥs ssɐ ʎɐb

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>>722506962
only if ur an anime girl

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>>722507053
i am anime girl, please love

THe sun raised on that beautiful morning as galil anon awoke.
“I could go for a candy bar" he thought to himself as he shook all the old wrappers off his bed onto the floor
I'll clean them up when I pick up my cum socks he thought to himself as he headed out the door to the local gas station.
“Normies everywhere!” he thought.
and there it was
the store he had been stealing from for the better part of 5 years. He slid his shades on
he walked into the store
"ill have the usual he joked as he slipped past the rest of the normie customers"
and with a lightning flash
the candy bar was in his pocket, but this time he was sloppy
the clerk noticed
“fuck” he said out loud.
He made galil empty his pockets and contemplated calling the police
“no please dont take me away from my daddy miho!” galil screamed at the top of his lungs
The thought of never seeing those soft round things again was too much to for him to handle and he collapsed on the floor while sobbing and autisticly screeching the words “Paw Paw”
as galil shook on the floor of the convince store The clerk obviously felt sorry for this quivering pile of NEET on his gas station floor
"next time im calling the police, get the fuck out of here you homo” the clerk yelled.
and with that
galil’s anus twitched
with excitement
"i get to see my miho again*
His anus started to open like a vacuum just sucking everything possible into it to fill the void that not having daddy by his side created.
“I’ll be home soon papa” galil thought in his head. As he headed home.

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>I am secret agent MyHoe and this is my finall mission log.
>As I penetrated the enemy defences, I have found the enemy commander, Lt. Pewel Pewlski.
>I have been looking for him for 7 years, and now he is in my grasp!
>I reached for my silenced pistol but then something happened, and I got surrounded by his soldiers.
> They throw me on his bed,and it makes a *POMF* sound. Just when that happened, Lt. Pewel walks into the room and laughs.
>I say
>"Bastard,what you gonna do to me on this bed?"
>When I say that, he just laughs louder and says
>"I have a special treat for you. Its got cream inside"
>I look at him and ask
>"W-what kind of cream?"
>"It`s a special flavor"
>Then he get all close up and says
>"You need to lick it untill the cream comes out"
>ohsnap.jpg
>I know whats he`s up to
>I close my eyes
>He puts a gun into my mouth
>Its so big and warm, and for some reason has a sweet taste
>Wait
>What are these soft round things?

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>>722506879
You're giving them a reason to continue by complaining.

Just ignore them until they get bored and leave. It works EVERY time.

Alright so it went like this
I've been fucking your mom like all kids do till I was like 4 or 5, and my mom realised it was a little fucky that I was still fucking her it when I was like 10 years old.
We went to a doctor and he said that it was some condition or the other I can't remember the name of that was common with a lot of kids, it wasn't going to stop till I was in my teens.
So the only solution we figured it out was either wear a dicksleeve (lmao no thanks) or just don't see you mom for a few hours before I head to sleep.
One day, after we thought it finally stopped since I went months without fucking your mom, I got invited by a friend to sleep over at mom's house and it all went so fucked from there. The guy fucked my mom and ordered a bucket of KFC chicken since it was my favourite.
And a large bottle of pepsi which I downed like a retard while watching him fuck his mom
Holy fuck, we went to sleep in the same bed and I woke up to him shaking me going "what the FUCK". I fucked his entire fucking mom, where he was sleeping and where I was sleeping and he just made me get up and tried to laugh it off while we changed the sheets, I just left early and he never invited me over again. We stayed friends.
Thankfully he never spilled it to anyone until the year I left the school.

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what is the definiton of gay ass shit

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FUCK OFF KONATA

What are you trying to be by being the most retarded anon in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.

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>>722507053
Close enough.

I may as well join lmao

I am designing airplane parts, so that people can travel, so that people can wage wars on other countries and so on. I have a girlfriend, one day she's gonna give me a child, that we're gonna raise properly, with a good education, with great freedom in his or her choices. We go out, we have fun, we go to bars or pubs and other sites so that other people in this society make a living, we travel... and most important, we have sex, real sex, with a human fucking being! Even though life has no purpose and we're all gonna die in the same fucking way, you're still the lowest form of fucking existence, the good thing about natural selection is that you won't spread your pathetic genes!

Ruri Gokōu, [01.11.16 00:16]
[Forwarded from Stocking Anarchy]
Steps towards her and blushes, biting my lip
Haaah..

Ruri Gokōu, [01.11.16 00:16]
[Forwarded from Stocking Anarchy]
You're.. Really sexy..

Ruri Gokōu, [01.11.16 00:16]
[Forwarded from Ruri Gokōu]
Jumps towards her and hugs her waist, screaming
I...
I really love you...

Ruri Gokōu, [01.11.16 00:16]
[Forwarded from Ruri Gokōu]
You don't understand how painful it would be for me...
I couldn't... take another blow like that...

S--so please...
Stay for ever and ever... I promise you I won't leave...

Ruri Gokōu, [01.11.16 00:16]
[Forwarded from Stocking Anarchy]
Ahhh.. I-I'm yours forever!:heart:️

Ruri Gokōu, [01.11.16 00:16]
[Forwarded from Stocking Anarchy]
Smiles and pecks her lips

Ruri Gokōu, [01.11.16 00:16]
[Forwarded from Ruri Gokōu]
A-ah...
Pecks her back, almost crying

Ruri Gokōu, [01.11.16 00:16]
[Forwarded from Stocking Anarchy]
Strokes her hair and stares into her eyes as I hold her against me
I love you.. You're so precious~

Ruri Gokōu, [01.11.16 00:16]
[Forwarded from Ruri Gokōu]
Tightly hugs her waist as I bury my face into her chest, blushing
Y-you know I love you more...
I'd.. do anything for you...

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>>722507188
o no, is my mortal enemei

Yeah, so, why are you such a nice guy? I understand what you're doing in /waifu/, you are just here because everyone on /waifu/ is happy to listen to you about being an oldfag, you were of whatever community that everybody should be able to post in your board.
Why don't you get the stay a bit longer, friendo. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply some valuable insights.

You're just a huge-hearted person who cares about everyone and loves to make /waifu/ happy, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a nice person.
And I can go on an on about how much lovely you are, and that's why bullies are dying.
You just know to tolerate, you huge friend that you are.
You're the person who is liked that 4chan is talking about.
You're the nice man who just came in here and behaves like he's not a completly retard, because he isnt.

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i've had a good run.
but what this has become is impossible to salvage.
it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.
tasteless teens wondering in thinking its always been a hugbox.
using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.
this will be my final goodbye to this place.
i will not return.
so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.

i was cc-fag/uta-fag.
and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.

THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.

/WAIFU/ SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.

lyrics:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html

quick way to sing it:
http://vocaroo.com/
any other ways are accepted


if someday a place like it was comes a long and all the good posters are there, you can guarantee i will be there, doing my job to get rid of faggotry.

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>>722507175
wut

Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me,you normal-kin? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Albanian Furry Friends of Fury, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on animal shelters, and I have over 300 confirmed dogs who I fucked. I am trained in gorilla hugs and I'm the top furry in the entire US zoophillia forces. You are nothing to me but just another pillow to dry hump. I will wipe my fursuit with your blood with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, bark my words. You think you can get away with being so anti-furry to everyone and me over the Internet? Think again, big boy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of furry friends across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mate. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your heterosexuality. You're fucking gay and furry now, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fill your love-pudding cave with my fur you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love-giving, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Autism Awarness Fundation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable dick clean, you friend. If only you could have known what unholy buttocks rubbing your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you meanie. I will shit furry porn all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking me and Im fucking you, kiddo.


>>722507306
self kill

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BAZINGA!

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So many cool stories.

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>>722507269
Fap Fap Fap

Now that I've woken up from a dream where I missed the super intense ending because I suddenly decided to move my body for some reasons, wich woke me up, masturbated furiously in my bed for around 2 hours with a dick that had a need to pee, took a shower while being lost in thoughs and made myself some pop tarts. I am now ready to watch more higurashi and hopefully some time today I will finally reach the scene where the loli stabs herself in the head repeatedly. As much as the small clip I've seen was fucking hilarious, I am still curious as to why she commited suicide after all.

>>722507167
Yeah but he's an attentionwhore and attention from spammers is still attention. And this post acknowledging him is too but I'm a fuckwad like that.

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So it is definitely someone who is bitter about something that happened in this thread.

Maybe some ERP faggot who experienced unrequited love and NTR.

I bet they are Australian. Australians love to shitpost.

>>722507321
>original from karen anon
Alright so it went like this
I've been pissing the bed like all kids do till I was like 4 or 5, and my mom realised it was a little fucky that I was still pissing it when I was like 10 years old.
We went to a doctor and he said that it was some condition or the other I can't remember the name of that was common with a lot of kids, it wasn't going to stop till I was in my teens.
So the only solution we figured it out was either wear diapers (lmao no thanks) or just don't drink any fluid a few hours before I head to sleep.
One day, after we thought it finally stopped since I went months without pissing the bed, I got invited by a friend to sleep over at his house and it all went so fucked from there. The guy loved me and ordered a bucket of KFC chicken since it was my favourite.
And a large bottle of pepsi which I downed like a retard while watching him play diablo 2
Holy fuck, we went to sleep in the same bed and I woke up to him shaking me going "what the FUCK". I pissed the entire fucking bed, where he was sleeping and where I was sleeping and he just made me get up and tried to laugh it off while we changed the sheets, I just left early and he never invited me over again. We stayed friends.
Thankfully he never spilled it to anyone until the year I left the school.

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>>722507087
>>722507087
>>722507087
ok

>>722507167
>Grrrr
>"gay ass shit"
that was 100% shitpost

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>>722507366
BAZINGA

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Gomenasai, my name is Chen-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old Albanian Oldfag (A person who is using 4chan for a long time for you newfags). I draw Dicks and More Dicks on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior cancerous games. (Roblox, Minecraft, FNAF)

I train with my cousin`s dick every day, this superior dick can cut clean through my anus because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other dick on earth. I earned my shitposter license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak 1337 fluently, both 9gag and the reddit dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about 4chan history and their anonymous code, which I follow 100%

When I get my 4chan pass, I am moving to my mothers basement to attend a prestigious 4chan skool to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an mod for the /b/ board or a janitor!

I own several Guy Fawkes masks, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to my mothers basement, so I can fit in easier. I bow to our mods and janitors and speak 1337 as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck as 4chans admin!

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>>722507277
AYYYYEEE We meet again.

Alright so it went like this
I've been killing infidels like all kids do till I was like 4 or 5, and my mom realised it was a little fucky that I was still killing infidels when I was like 10 years old.
We went to a doctor and he said that it was some condition or the other I can't remember the name of that was common with a lot of kids, it wasn't going to stop till I was in my teens.
So the only solution we figured it out was either wear a hijab (lmao no thanks) or just don't shoot infidels for a few hours before I head to sleep.
One day, after we thought it finally stopped since I went months without killing infidels, I got invited by a friend to sleep over at a Christian's house and it all went so fucked from there. The guy praised the miracles of Jesus at me and ordered a bucket of KFC chicken since it was my favourite.
And a large bottle of goat semen which I downed like a retard while watching him say the hail marys
Holy fuck, we went to sleep in the same bed and I woke up to him shaking me going "what the FUCK". I killed his entire fucking family where he was sleeping and where I was sleeping and he just made me get up and tried to laugh it off while we changed the sheets, I just left early and he never invited me over again. We stayed friends.
Thankfully he never spilled it to anyone until the year I left the school.

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>>722507411
>>722507411
>>722507411
good now proceed to cummies


>>722507366
bazdindonga

Alright so it went like this
I've been spontaneously igniting like all kids do till I was like 4 or 5, and my mom realised it was a little fucky that I was still combusting when I was like 10 years old.
We went to a doctor and he said that it was some condition or the other I can't remember the name of that was common with a lot of kids, it wasn't going to stop till I was in my teens.
So the only solution we figured it out was either wear a flame retardant suite (lmao no thanks) or just don't see flammable material for a few hours before I head to sleep.
One day, after we thought it finally stopped since I went months without deflegrating, I got invited by a friend to sleep over at mom's house and it all went so fucked from there. The guy loved bushfires and ordered a bucket of KFC chicken since it was my favourite.
And a large bottle of petrol which I downed like a retard while watching him light leaves on fire
Holy fuck, we went to sleep in the same bed and I woke up to him shaking me going "what the FUCK". I blew up his entire fucking house where he was sleeping and where I was sleeping and he just made me get up and tried to laugh it off while we changed the ceiling, I just left early and he never invited me over again. We stayed friends.
Thankfully he never spilled it to anyone until the year I left the school.

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>>722507401
It's all the same. It's just shitposts and spam.

If you can't handle a simple Spider-man raid or DESU spam then you need to put down your purse and take off your heels.

>>722507411
And?

>>722507411
When are your posts ever not 100% shitpost?

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>>722507412
*pokes dick*

>>722507411
*pokes nose*

>>722507375
*pokes ear*

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>>722507499
are you trying to imply that its a raid? no my friemd its future

>sorry for adding to the spam
Alright so it went like this
I've been debating SJWs like all kids do till I was like 4 or 5, and my mom realised it was a little fucky that I was still screaming at furries when I was like 10 years old.
We went to a doctor and he said that it was some condition or the other I can't remember the name of that was common with a lot of kids, it wasn't going to stop till I was in my teens.
So the only solution we figured it out was either become an atheist transexual (lmao no thanks) or just don't watch feminist cringe videos for a few hours before I head to sleep.
One day, after we thought it finally stopped since I went months without debating white knight cucks, I got invited by a friend to sleep over at a Genderqueer's house and it all went so fucked from there. The guy loved anyone and everyone (pansexual) and ordered a bucket of KFC chicken since it was my favourite.
And a large bottle of mountain dew which I downed like a retard while watching him spread the word of gender equality
Holy fuck, we went to sleep in the same bed and I woke up to him shaking me going "what the FUCK". I outwitted his entire fucking gender studies class where he was sleeping and where I was sleeping and he just made me get up and tried to laugh it off while we changed the subject, I just left early and he never invited me over again. We stayed friends.
Thankfully he never spilled it to anyone until the year I left the school.

>>722507499
>being this serious

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LASGANA

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>>722507520
go away fagget, were doing god's work.

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>>722507553
I AM HUNGRY I WANT SOME LASGANA!

>>722507586
I am God doe. Thanks for doing the work for me dud.

Look how serious is this stuff.
I dont understand how into this everyone gets, but seeing people pass around '<3' and stuff like that, I get really fucked up and confused.
>We are both male
>From what i can gather Galko is also straight
Like, I don't know what the fuck to think, yeah maybe if Galko was female but my mind is so foggy and stupid.

I like each and everyone of you guys, sure, some more than others but that's a given with everything.
I'm lonely as fuck in real life, I've probably said this before, but it's true, and I am sure many others are like it. Yeah, I have like 2 close friends, but I can't talk about anything serious with them, and they don't know I am a weeb.
But you guys, I can talk about anything, it really feels like I can fit in somewhere and belong.

Anyway, what I am trying to say is, that my mind is mixing up this 'roleplay' stuff, with actual emotions. I don't know how to feel about all these 'I really like you/love you/missed you' stuff.

There, I think thats what i wanted to say.
I don't know anymore.

>>722507375

Ruri Gokōu, [01.11.16 00:16]
[Forwarded from Stocking Anarchy]
Haah.. I'd.. I want to do it with you more than anyone..

Ruri Gokōu, [01.11.16 00:16]
[Forwarded from Ruri Gokōu]
W-what is...

Ruri Gokōu, [01.11.16 00:16]
[Forwarded from Ruri Gokōu]
S..
Stopping you.. ?
You know.. how I feel...
I love you!:heart:️

Ruri Gokōu, [01.11.16 00:16]
[Forwarded from Stocking Anarchy]
You.. You want me to..? N-n-now..?
Blushes

Ruri Gokōu, [01.11.16 00:16]
[Forwarded from Ruri Gokōu]
Ah...
I-I don't think you'd want that...

I just... I take in consideration how clumsy it must be with me...
I haven't even done it properly before, ever...

Ruri Gokōu, [01.11.16 00:16]
[Forwarded from Stocking Anarchy]
Well.. Well.. I-I-I would like that..

Ruri Gokōu, [01.11.16 00:16]
[Forwarded from Ruri Gokōu]
Eh...?

Ruri Gokōu, [01.11.16 00:16]
[Forwarded from Stocking Anarchy]
I.. I'd like to.. Lewd you..

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>>722507499
We are legion

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>>722507623
HI JOHN GIB LASGANAA

I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.

>>722507499
.....aaaaaaaaand considering how troubled you seerm, you should feel bad for not knowing

>>722507513
whenever I don't want to die

-

*POMF* anyone wanna do something on the bed?

>>722507694
what are these soft round things?

>>722507630
Dude they're both pretending to be girls that's straight as fuck dude. That's the rule dude if they're both bros or pretending to be girls dude it's hetero as fuck dude.

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>>722507674
NO GARDIELFILF! BAD CAT!

>>722507683
Bare my esse :^)

>>722507694
*plops next to you*
Wanna do something fun~?

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>>722507652
You are?

Impressive. Most impressive.

>>722507694
>I should feel bad for not knowing

Not knowing what? That your ERP circle is experiencing entropy and decay? So fucking what.

WHY /waifu/ is being spammed? Who the fuck cares.

Are you letting your personal life spill onto an internet forum centered around Mongolian Cave Drawings? lol@urlife

I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you

>>722507756
Dude this normal as fuck dude.

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>>722507791
Stay salty.

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>>722507782
Becasue the thread is both dead and spammed anyway. So its time to join in on the fun, no?

>>722507791
Perfect, doing God`s work I see.

>>722507791
And you're doing a great job, keep it up, proud of you!

>>722507791
You're not alone. I try to help sometimes.

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>>722507782
>WHY /waifu/ is being spammed? Who the fuck cares.


Replys to spammers all the time.

>>722507826
that's why i posted it dude, aspirations

>722507782
(u)

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The Gods are pleased I see.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLRjqb1L9_4

If you're gonna post erp logs at least make them good, all I see is a bunch of tildes and hilarious dialogue. If I wanted cringe I'd look in the mirror.

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>>722507884
WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE HIM A (U) DUWUDE?! THAT IS JUST FUCKED UP!!

>>722507873 (yo)

>>722507858
You can, sure. But all you are really doing is stirring a pot of already stirred shit.

I guess you do release more of the stank.

>>722507873
Li'l ol' me? All the time my dude. Sometimes the spammers get wrapped into conversation and stop spamming. You'd be surprised how often spammers seek conversation and instead resort to mindless posting.

Like a vampire seeking blood, but replace blood with conversation. When unable to discuss or converse, they go into a frenzy of shitposting until they get their next dose.

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>>722508025
Oops.

>Door opens
It's me, Goku.

>>722508025
That whole analogy was so fucking cringy.
Tumblr is that way.

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>>722508087
I couldn't think of a better one.

Fish and water?
Junkies and heroin?
You and cock?

>>722508069
>breaks down door
RRREADY TO FUCK BRRROTHERRR?!

>>722508025
Have you considered suicide?

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Who the fuck invited Goku!?

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>>722508139
Lots of times. But only as a fantasy.

Life isn't easy, but I enjoy it enough to keep going,

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o no, its him, goku, run in fear everuone

>>722508177
tldr everyone on b that isnt albanian or 18+

H-Hey guys... w-who wants to e-erp?

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>>722508136
nice zinger! excellent jest!

>>722508181
Didn't realize that was you.

Please let me lewd you. You're pretty cute.

>>722506473
the guy has lost connection with reality, dont mind him

>>722508271
>rips dick
BEYBLADES FIGHTO

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>>722508137
AH HERR YAH
>punches down wall

sagedreported69

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>>722508353
>>722508353

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>>722508395
THAT IS SUCH AN EARLY BAKE HOLY SHIT

>>722508390
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>722508325
>RIPS DICK HARDER
LES GO!!

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>>722508273
I try.

>>722508296
You want to lewd me? Are you trying to validate yourself? Or NTR someone else? There's no way someone would flip a trick like this without some ulterior motive. Spill the beans.

>>722508390
>breaks down wall from a distance of 300m
Hi it's me a 90kg projectile.

>>722508478
'LETS D-D-D-DUEL' - Ash from Avatar

Did the children leave by themselves?

>>722508542
H-Hey.. do you have Facebook? :33 I think you'd look pretty cute~

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>>722508680
>GETS HONKED TO DEATH
>TITLE OF THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER "ANON-KUN FUCKING DIES!"

>>722508781
Add me on facebook nudecelebsforfree

>>722508790
fist my ass

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>>722508836
>>722508836
>>722508836
>>722508836
>>722508836
>>722508836
>>722508836

>>722508790
Here's your (you).

>>722508791
"Fuck you dad" -chen
"Yes" -dad

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>>722508889
i really love u

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>>722508893
>>722508893
>>722508893
>>722508893
>>722508893
>>722508893

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>>722508790
>>722508889
>

>>722508897
yes

>>722508928
Is this longcat?

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>>722508967
no this is 4chan

>>722508947
>plops my butt on your penis
hehe XD

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>>722508928
>>722508928
same

>>722508967
[greentext]>[/greentext]

>>722509044
please asscept my fist in ur anus

>>722508967
"Fuck" - ur mom after you born
:V[)

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>>722509002
oh my god, are you that hacker alt-right frog guy?!

>>722509044
[succ]zucc[/succ]

>>722509095
Actually true. Maybe.

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>>722509115
yes

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>>722505669
You may have claimed Bismarck, But Graf is mine.

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>>722509158
Did you already hack my accounts and everything?! You already contacted all your janitor and moderator friends to kill me?! Nou!

>>722509174
Hi Graf.
>kissu

>>722509174
No one is claiming bismarck or warspite, that's just the op you slav

>>722509115
[b]b(b{b<b>})[/b]

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>>722509215
yes

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>>722509300
Thats it! I am contacting moot at Google and Hiro just so he can be cute somewhere on the side. I will end you, you alt-right troll man!

>>722509266
I dont even know who this is coming from anymore. I want to stop the shitpost.. this is too much...

>>722509429
>>722509429
>>722509429

>>722509411
good luck im behind 7 proxies

I legitimately wonder if everyone one 4chan is one person and I'm here collecting replies and each reply is a point and at the end of this all i have a bunch of points that do nothing and the ai overlord that controls this site wins and i just wasted years collecting points. Anyone else?

>>722509511
yes

>>722509536
thanks for the point sucker

>>722509630
wanna erp :o

>>722509672
yes on discord add me

>>722510206
thats going in the folder