Whats your "Thank Fuck" story /b/?
>Be me
>Highschool
>16
>8/10, start dating
>Loose virginity
>"Oh don't worry I'm on the pill anon"
>Fastforward 3 weeks
>"A-anon, Theres something I didn't tell you... I have HIV"
>Fuck.fuk
>Instantly know im fucked and incurable
>Try to resist punching her but kept cool
>"Itsfine, fucksakes maybe tell me before hand before you condemn someones life?"
>Go to doc to be sure
>Doc tells me to wait for blood sample result
>2 weeks go by
>Still feel like shit
>Results arrive
>Negative
>The fuck?
>You carry a CCR5-Δ32 gene encoding. The protein receptors on your white blood cells are unable to bind with the virus
>You are immune to HIV
>Feeling like a god
>Literally make myself a cake to celebrate that I ain't cursed
>ThankFuck.jpg
what're you waiting for faggot? get back in there and pound that 8/10 with full immunity