Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a maximum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Damn, I feel bad for PewDiePie getting all this stupid shit on him since his content has actually gotten good in the last year.
How's everyone doing?
>>722494118
I want my teeth to be nice though
>>722494240
Ah geez...Well, I think I'll consider the health benefits worth it
>>722493742
Sure. I dont mind.
still here
and
>>722494240
Dont you like it that way?
>>722494443
Best of luck
>>722494387
Feeling well good mate.
>>722494387
Pretty good. And you?
>>722494443
There you go, just focus on the positives.
>>722494567
Of course.
>>722494780
Oh my that is lewd
>>722494567
Thank you
>>722494780
Yeah, but I'll feel bad if my teeth are get bad
>>722494839
sorry i dosed off on my keyboard... I'm going to collaspe on my bed lol gn
PS you're not drinking enough water.
>>722494680
Qt gif there.
>Well good mate
A Britain, perhaps?
>>722494780
Still sick, laying in bed! Not bad though.
It's kinda dead in here. Is it really early?
>>722495106
Good night Rea I will see you later. Im probably not doing a lot of things
>>722494839
You like that huh~?
>>722494942
Just brush,floss, and mouthwash regularly and you should be fine.
Can't wait until Trump replaces privately-owned media with Trump TV.
Rei
>>722495206
Who wouldnt like that?
>>722495120
Ah that sucks. How long have you been sick? It's normally this dead this time of night. Maybe just a bit more than usual i suppose.
>>722495438
What if i got a bit more lewd?
>>722495120
Nope... sweden.
Its just that i watch a youtuber who says it quite a bit... and ive just adapted it to the way i speak/write in english.
Heres another cute gif mate.
>>722495206
Of course!
One of us > Chinese Cartoons, every time.
>>722495520
>Nope... sweden.
I'm sorry for your loss
>>722495510
Still fine even a little better
>>722495591
What have i lost?
>>722495529
> Noodle leg
That got me.
>>722495618
So you want me to keep going then~?
>>722495773
Yes
>>722495773
Good filenames are important!
>>722495750
Your culture
>>722495936
Indeed.
>>722495883
As you wish~. I only have about an hour before i have to go to bed, so i'll try my best to give you your fill.
>>722495936
I noticed you named most of them, they are pretty cute.
>>722496078
> Sassy black woman neck wiggle
>>722495989
/thread
>>722496156
Hot and thank you
>>722496156
I almost always use fun filenames, both for my own enjoyment, and for trolling purposes, such as this one I use on /pol/.
>>722496078
Ayy, that's a pretty great gif
>>722496156
All of them, actually. If you see a Louise without filenames, I'm either on mobile, laptop, or someone is pretending to be me
>>722496270
Of course~.
>>722496315
Ha.
>>722496361
Good to know. I also noticed you have a thing or two against Saito.
>>722496361
I oddly have few good gifs. This is the only other one, the rest are pretty much slideshows.
I need to improve my gif stockpile.
>>722496605
You could say that.
He is objectively a bad person, though.
>>722496669
I have exactly two Louise gifs, one of which is too big to post.
>>722495510
I've been sick for like 4 days now. Had a fever but it has died down.
no big deal
Ah, I have no concept of time here ever so
>>722495520
Ah nice, I get that, I say mate a lot as an american. She looks sad, that is not cute.
>>722496605
Hot damn that pic
>>722496605
Anything I can do for you?
My life in a nutshell
~Yohane
>>722496848
but you're not an airman though?
>>722496709
Why's that? I haven't seen the show yet.
>>722496815
That's good it's getting better. It's a good one.
>>722496834
You could post a few yourself.
>>722496944
I am though. This has been stated multiple times.
>>722497096
>lewding your waifu in public
>>722497122
yeah you totally fly planes
>>722497096
maybe just one
>>722497096
>She gets bullied, called Louise The Zero
>He sees this, sees she's upset about it
>"I see now why they call you Louise The Zero!"
>'Master! I wrote you a song, can I sing it?"
>"..Okay."
>"Loui-Loui-Louise! Zero talent, Zero success, zero chest!"
>He begins laughing at her
I hate him so fucking much
>>722497230
>thinking airmen fly planes
what a fool you are
>>722497246
>also lewding your waifu in public
>>722497326
Implying zero chest isn't the best
>>722497413
Lewd
>>722497471
Hey, I know she's perfect.
He does not.
>>722497471
>dmg ctrl
You're not an airman until you fly an A-10 in Syria my dude.
>>722497536
Is that the slave dude of hers?
>>722497559
>choosing to fly literally the worst plane on the planet.
>choosing to go to syria to fly it
Okay buddy
>>722497122
> Not lewding your waifu in public
>>722497246
That one is good. Just one is fine for now. i guess i'll have to wait a bit longer until you find a few more, so i can...use them
>>722497326
Wow that is a pretty dick move.
Sena is my waifu! I love her so much!
>>722497635
Her familiar, yeah
>>722497643
He's a fucking awful person, who just gets worse as the series goes on. And he starts that bad, that was ep 3..
>>722496815
If i remember correctly she just got out of bed and is very tired... :)
So not sad.
>>722497643
I will try to find some to your liking I promise
>>722497723
Why is he naked
>>722497829
He's not, he has boxers on.
He took off the rest because he only has one pair of clothes and he doesn't want to get it ripped from her riding crop
>>722497635
>worst plane on the planet
Now I really don't think you're even in the Air Force.
>>722497721
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEMHx5TIiaw
>>722497723
Damn, i see why you dislike him so much.
>>722497829
Take your time, i will wait patently for them.
>>722497964
And there's the whole jealousy thing.
Maximum jealousy.
>>722497920
Kinky
>>722497964
Ill give you a good few soon enough. I think I know what you like
>>722497643
I don't have lewds of my waifu.
>>722497723
In his defense, I'd be a cunt to someone who treated me like a slave as well. All considering IIRC he's not actually her familiar, just got teleported or some shit at the wrong time.
>>722497741
Ah good. Cute dyed haired girls are best.
>>722497941
Well it's literally a shit plane, this has been proven time and time again. The only reason we keep it is because of the moral it causes to have a plane fly so low over troops and fire a massive 30mm cannon that gets marines hard.
Regardless of whether you care or not.
>>722498103
Nonsense, she is simply punishing him for being an asshole.
>>722498177
Nah he's totally her familiar.
And she's as good to him as she can afford to be, and all he is is ungrateful!
>>722498026
Jealousy thing?
>>722498103
I think i'll refrain from spilling until that time comes. Oh? What is it?
>>722494360
Bork bork!
>>722498223
I dont know. Cute girl sitting on his chest hitting him with a little crop. Maybe he is into it
>>722498302
Suit yourself. Pics like that. Masturbation ones.
>>722498177
Aquire some.
>>722498514
Yeah i do enjoy those.
>>722498302
I wish I had been summoned instead of him, of course.
>>722498514
I mean, I wouldn't mind. I don't like pain, but it's her, so it's okay.
But he hates it
>Hitting him a little
She drew blood in QUITE a few places, it's more than a little.
>>722498223
She's a total cunt though!
>>722498669
I have no need for lewds of my waifu though...
I don't do the ERP
>>722498669
I know you do and I like them too
>>722498670
Of course because it sounds hot. Ehh still hot
>>722498779
Excuse you?
>>722498806
..He doesn't think so.
>>722498670
Ahh makes sense.
>>722498779
Fair enough.
>>722498806
I'll try to find a few more for you then.
>>722498868
Just from what I remember in the show, she was only ever mean to him! Though I only watched like 4 episodes.
>>722498868
Different tastes
>>722498897
Its ok. You have given me plenty
mai waifu
>>722499035
would she like to borrow a shirt?
>>722498897
And of course I wouldn't be so cruel to her.
>>722498963
>trying to make a judgement of something based off 4 episodes
As I said, he gets worse as the show goes on, but I still think he was bad from the beginning and SHE IS PERFECT.
In ep..3, i believe, she even spent a ton of money trying to save his life after he did something really stupid.
>>722498999
He's got bad tastes.
>>722499035
Oh look it's number 2. Easily bested by Shinobu. Not fucking 7 year old Shino. The teen version
>>722499035
Would she like to borrow my hands taking her shirt off?
>>722499129
I judge more off 1 episode. I might be wrong, that's just what I got from the bit I watched though!
>>722499205
Both are good.
>>722499129
Of course who wouldnt want her doing that
>>722498999
You can always use more.
>>722499129
Of course not, you would be lewd to her.
>>722499293
You just want to make me spill more
>>722499233
That's wrong! She is perfect, like I said.
>>722499246
People who dislike pain
>>722499293
My love for her is pure! Not lewd! I wouldn't lewd her unless she asked, I would just be sweet and romantic!
>>722499338
Such a good girl~
>>722499395
Its fun as long its not needles or will kill/maim you for life
>>722495292
do people still watch tv :o
Many drinks. Handle it.
>>722499338
Yeah, but i can't help it.
>>722499395
Sweetly and romantically lewd~.
>>722499395
Everyone thinks their waifu is perfect.
>>722499438
True story of what asian girls think
>>722499644
That can't be good for your Crohn"s
>>722499682
Oh? Does it make you feel something knowing that you did that?
>>722499492
I dislike pain.
>>722499682
No! Like I said, I'd only lewd her if she asked! I'm interested in making her happy, not in lewding her!
>>722499746
What's your point?
THE
STRONGEST
>>722499859
But if its from someone you like?
>>722499395
I cant even lewd my waifu...
There are no lewd pics to be found. If there are ive been unable to find them... :(
>>722499784
It does, i can't really explain it, just a sense of...happiness i guess? Something like that. I guess i'm just weird.
>>722499859
Ah but what if lewding her is what makes her happy?
>>722500000
>>722500001
Soooooooooo close!
>>722500098
Well I did tonight to that shower pic. dont tell.
>>722500122
Hi
>>722500022
I still don't like pain, but I would put up with it if it was her
>>722500071
You shouldn't lewd your waifu anyway
>>722500098
If that is the case, then I would! It's not that I don't...not that I'm not attracted to her!
>>722500343
How about embarrassment. Louise seems to do that a lot
>>722500259
Oh my, this one? Don't worry, i'll keep it a secret~.
>>722500343
Haha i know what you mean. Just teasing you a bit.
>>722500343
I guess so.
Atleast i can have cute pics of my waifu. :3
>>722500647
Uh yeah that one
>>722500469
What do you mean?
>>722500647
Well, I'm glad you know what I mean at least..
>>722500709
And that's what matters!
>>722500259
good morning~
>>722500830
I imagine Louise would embarrass that guy a lot in front of people is all.
>>722500876
Bunny outfit is cute. How are you today?
I'm tired
>>722500723
Good to know~. Alright Tomoko, it's time for me to get to sleep, i have to work tomorrow.
>>722500830
It's just fun to tease you a bit~.
>>722500936
i've been wondering if I would buy this
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-022235&page=top%2Fsearch%2Flist%3Fs_keywords%3DShielder%24pagemax%3D40%24getcnt%3D0%24pagecnt%3D1
>>722500954
drink some milk and go back to bed~
>>722500936
Oh, yeah, sure, that's no problem. She could embarrass me all she wants.
She doesn't embarrass him though
>>722501040
...Rude :c
Good night
>>722500876
Morning Shielder
>>722501040
Goodnight Hanako. Sleep well and have a nice night
>>722501067
That camera angle. That looks cute if you want to get it get it.
>>722501135
Oh I thought she did do that. My mistake
Goodnight everyone.
>>722501135
Haha sorry sorry. Goodnight Louise,
>>722501190
Thanks, you too. Goodnight Tomoko.
>>722501135
Hey Chara's gir- erm, i mean Louise~
>>722501190
nnnh i don't know, i dont know, i don't knowww
this will be the first anime figure i've ever bought, but i don't want it to sell out... ahh!!
>>722501268
Finally.
>>722501190
Nah, she mostly just hits him.
>>722501320
There ya go, making progress!
>>722501320
Do you want it. You have to decide.
>>722501408
I think it would be better to do that in private but eh
>>722499756
I feel no pain from the beers.
>>722501463
I agree. She doesn't do much hitting outside of using the riding crop in private
>>722501408
booo i want to call you chara's gf though
>>722501463
it's so cute and she can go everywhere with me, UGH
>>722502192
Well have fun getting beat in private.
>>722502230
Just get it. You clearly want it
>>722502422
I doooooooooo but im saving up for a new laptop
with bills all i'm left with is $25 a month to buy whatever i want
but once shielder sells out she'll be gone forever!
>>722502230
I mean, it's not inaccurate
>>722502422
I really wouldn't want to
But I want her
>>722502549
Flip a coin then. Heads you get it tails you dont.
>>722502580
Maybe it will grow on you
Claim
>>722502580
hey how much did you spend on that rig?
>>722502738
i want to curse so much right meow
>>722502755
cute
>>722502738
Here's hoping it has the chance to.
>>722502792
...In total? Or last time I spent money on it?
I've had it for a few years and I've been upgrading it, so..
>>722502792
Do it. Nobody will hear you
>>722502907
Oh I see never mind, it must have cost you a lot
>>722502934
God will hear me.
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-023025&page=top%2Fsearch%2Flist%3Fs_keywords%3DShielder%24pagemax%3D40%24getcnt%3D0%24pagecnt%3D1
Look at this one!!!!!1
Hmmm. To spend $300 on a HICAS eliminator and new steering wheel, or spend $300 on a ticket for Ultra Japan...
I wish I had more money
>>722502981
Again no one will hear you. That one is even cuter
>>722503017
Ultra japan?
>>722503017
>not spending $300 on Yohane-chan
>>722503128
i think i'm going to die, tomoko
>>722502981
Yeah, but I don't really spend money anymore except for special occasions
That's a nice figure, I'm probably going to buy a Louise for my birthday
>>722502907
I would let her take a shit on my face.
>>722503219
Why?
>>722503188
Ultra Music Festival in Japan. EDM festival.
>>722503219
>not caring more about skyline-san than yohane.
>captcha is Toyota Cancun
Toyota is upset with skyline-san.
>>722503243
oh whens your b-day~?
>>722503324
Middle of June, so it's still a ways off.
>>722503303
because i want them both now
>>722503306
are you talking about your bike? that can wait
>>722503381
You have to pick one. You cant get both
>>722503381
No, I'm talking about my dorifuto car.
I'm done spending money on my bike for now~
>>722503378
i forgot you had a stalker, i'm sorry for asking that question
>>722503470
>gulps
>>722503558
wait, a bicycle, motorcycle or vespa?
>>722503306
Soulds lame, go with car stuff.
>>722503641
What? Another Stalker?
>>722503641
Aw come on pick one
>>722503641
It's fine, I really don't mind.
I haven't seen them around lately, but I'm sure they're still lurking.
>>722503700
Me.
>>722503708
Which one would you pick?
>>722503715
Spooky
>tfw no yandere to stalk me
>>722503017
What is Ultra Japan?
>>722503817
I like the second one more.
Nothing says "I'm an attention whore XD" quite like bitching about a stalker.
>>722503863
hn! me too!
>>722503868
xdddddd
>>722502792
You are
>>722503817
I'm sorry, but I don't think you'd want to kill anyone of us~
How are you Mash?
>>722503868
i'm sorry...
>>722503887
Then get it. You know you want it
>>722503896
no im not -///-
>>722503917
no i meant i want a yandere to stalker ME
and im sad
>>722503817
I'm sure if you start posting enough personal data you'll get one, but I really don't recommend it.
>>722503641
Motorcycle of course. Gotta go fast.
>>722503664
I guess. I do already have tickets for EDC japan I suppose.
>>722503823
AN EDM Festival!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5N7U7ABCqk
Good stuff is at 4:30
I went to this one in korea!
>>722503817
I'll stalk you.
>Trans people dating thread
Run away with your waifus and come back later, people.
>>722504019
Aww, don't worry! They're not as much fun as you might imagine them to be
>Chara
>>722504040
>personal data
You mean nude selfies right?
>>722494360
Claiming "waifus" is lame as fuck and you should all kys, faggots. Can't get a real girl so you act like an anime girl is your waifu lmao
Who is going to make the new thread?
I wouldn't mind seeing a Chara thread. It's been awhile.
>>722494360
someone once told me KS stood for kripple simulator