Your parents have employed a therapist for a little over a year after struggling to deal with you. He recommends to bring you in for a visit for a family session. This is what you're greeted with when you walk into the office, how do you respond?
>>722494308
>hey man you missed a spot
that horrible facial hair causes more trauma than i could ever hope to
Those aren't the tits I was expecting
>>722494471
>tattoo
>piercing
Into the trash it goes.