Alright, faggots, this happened about 2 or so years ago >be

im listening

>>722492559
Do go on.

Also how did the pussi endanger your navy plans?

Ill bite faggit continue

story is shit
i'm out fags

Continuation
>she eventually compromises to me just touching her butt
>I refuse to at first
>eventually I do it
>she asks me to hug her and basically reach down and squeeze her butt
>I have a big ol' boner the entire time
>she compliments it
>I compliment her butt
>holy fuck if only my awkward 13 year old self could see me now
>then she wants me to grab her boobs underneath her shirt
>this time I refuse because I know I'm beginning to weaken
>a few other things happen, but nothing too major
>then there's this other guy
>what a cock
>she hates him
>I hate him
>everybody in the store hates him
>he thinks that he has the upper hand on me
>keeps telling her lies about me, like that I come in asking about her, and that all I talk about is her, and that I talk about her inappropriately when she's not around
>The funny part is, he's that reality
>eventually, I guess he got sexually frustrated
>grabembythepussy.jpg
>he got arrested
>I comforted her, he was an asshole anyways
>she quits
>I contact her off and on for a while, but nothing really happens
>eventually, I cease contact with her over time
>join the Navy
And here I am now. Kind of a weird story. From what I can tell, to this day, I'm the only guy that's refused her. I'm not gay, I know that for sure, but I just knew I couldn't. She was kind of crazy.

good so far. don't fuck it up OP

>>722492993
I could end up having a child, fuck that noise.

>>722493096
Oh, and let me greentext something else about her, involving the irl shitposter. Give me a minute. I forgot that part.

>>722493096
you should call her up and pound that pussy for old times sake

Nice story

>>722492559
>when I turn 16, I get a job at Papa John's. It wasn't Papa John's, but it was a pizza place, so who fucking cares.

>Could've just said "I get a job at a pizza place"
Not worth reading anymore

>>722493140
You have a thick cock? Skinny?

>irl shitposter was my best friend in the store
>key word, was
>he hated her when he started working
>nothing too serious, just typical hate
>eventually, he warmed up to her, and they became friends
>I was happy with this dynamic
>eventually, this irl shitposter begins to not like her
>starts to do weird autistic shit
>here comes why he's an irl shitposter
>talks to me about how awful she is
>basically calls her a slut
>says he can get a dirty photo of her
>I say "Well, okay I guess, but that's a dirtbag move"
>think nothing of it
>turns out, there is a lewd photo, but it's just an underwear pic
>he offers to show it to me
>"No, I don't think you should"
>talk to her about it
>she admits that she did send someone an underwear pic, but it was over snapchat, and I guess you can't save photos on snapchat
>not so bad, right?
>he threatens to show everyone the picture
>threatens to "ruin her life"
>says he posted it on the internet
>he didn't
>the principle catches wind of this
>he gets expelled
>quits
>I never see him again

And then, as far as the underwear pic guy, here's a short story. When I got fed up with her shit, she sent him a nude pic. Fuck's sake, man. I like her, but I'm glad I didn't get too sexually involved.

>>722493632
Thick, 5 1/4 inches. It's not great, but it's mine, and I'm glad it's not worse.

>>722493693
Have a normal pic of her?

>>722493637
Fuck, I missed a dynamic of this story.

>during this time, he plots a prank with the assistant manager
>she's a pretty girl, about 18
>she has no idea about the behind the scenes stuff involving the dirty pics
>the prank is that they pretend their dating
>she thinks it's innocent, he is just being a dick
>uses it as an excuse to mistreat her constantly
>I am in on it
>don't tell her
>she gets pissed at me when she finds out
>won't talk to me
>I realize that I was wrong for not telling her, I should have realized what he was doing

Anyways, he was a real weirdo. Probably browses this board.

>>722493782
I do. Not one that I'll share on this festering site. Y'all would find me out. Or her.

>>722493984
censor face

>>722493984
Aw ok describe her then short thick? Bubble butt? Big tits ?

>>722494112
Same height as me, 5' 11". Sort of thick, but thin. Medium sized boobs, nice butt.