I might have lice, can leaving my head submerged in hot

its gotta be boiling, and whole heads gotta go down

>>722491372
That's the idea, but will it work?

>>722491285
no

either shave your head or get some medicated shampoo with a lice comb

show head, i know what lice looks like
have good lighting, show scalp

no

anti-lice shampoo + lice comb

every night

>>722491285
Just get some Nix and a fine-toothed comb.

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>>722491408
please make a video when you do it

Use hand sanitizer like shampoo. Get it on every little millimeter

Will kill them dead

>>722491285
Do you want to die, mate? Do what >>722491562
said

>>722491510
Yeah, go full skinhead until lice disappear. As a side effect you may start liking Trump

Cover your hair in a jar of mayonaise. Suffocation and prevents breeding.

>>722491285
are you really asking if boiling your head will kill lice?

>>722491562
It's not a conspiracy you idiot. "Oh man, I can't wait to rip off Americans with lice shampoo and combs when a dunk in hot water would do the job" Mwaahahahaha

>>722491750
I heard lice can hold their breath for fucking ever and I thought hot water might kill the fuckers. I live in bum fuck nowhere and it's 11:40 at night.

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>>722491673

Liberal humor, everyone.

>>722491285

This is how you get rid of lice in just one night:

1. You acquire a can of Raid and a plastic bag.
2. You spray that shit all over your hair.
3. Place the bag over yur hair, trapping the lice along with the Raid.
4. Have a nice long sleep and wake up in the morning with the usual morning wood, but with a bunch of dead lice in the bag over your head. Voila. No more lice.

>>722491789
Btw my hair is wet cause I tried it.

>>722491904
you do understand that you will literally burn your scalp off with that kind of temperature.

>>722492041
I'm well aware.

>>722492086
then why are you asking such a silly question, if lice is such a huge problem just shave your head.

>>722492168
I like my hair and I don't care if that's a dumb reason for literally boiling my head

Poorfag friend of mine washed his hair with bleach to kill his lice. His hair was pretty fucked for a while but the lice died.

>>722492234
Then buy the shampoo faggot.

>>722492282

that would burn the skin off

>>722492319
Thank you for your help.
I'll go buy my damn shampoo now.

>>722491789
thats just dandruff, get a better moisterizing shampoo.

Lice takes hold on the roots just where the hair reaches your scalp, cause they suck blood.

>>722492325
He didn't take a relaxing bath in the shit. Bleach isn't that strong. It'll fuck you up eventually but it'll take a minute.

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Thank you for the replies.
I'll have a friend check my hair in the morning.

I literally boiled my head for what may or may not just be dandruff.

(Loving these first degree burns)

>>722491789
Damn son you got some bad dandruff. Wash your shit more often. Get some head and shoulder.

And lice shampoo, I guess.

>>722492608

I'm pretty sure I've got bleach on my hand and it burned.

>>722492374

Keep in mind that shampooing your hair with the lice-killing shampoo, and combing the nits (eggs) out with the comb that comes with the shampoo is not going to rid you of the problem.

You're also going to have to wash and dry (on high) all your bedding, and any clothes you have come into contact with.

If you fail to do this, you're just going to become infested again shortly.

>>722491285
No.

Go get Lice Shampoo.

Hair dye also works.

Or you can soak your hair in Mayo... Gross but kills them.

Even after all that though you need to spend HOURS picking out all the eggs. It's a pain in the ass.

References: Got lice from a movie theatre.

>>722491980
Kek, still I think my comment was better

>>722492374
Why the fuck didn't you just do that in the first place?

>>722491997
"wake up"
wew lad

>>722491285
Just shave your head you vain faggot.

>>722491789
Do you use papa John's garlic sauce to give your hair that drenched in oil look?

>>722491562
this plus burn all your sheets and pillows

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>>722492963
My hair is wet from dunking my head in boiling water.

>>722492709
I do my own laundry like an adult and have got bleach on my hands. There's a tingle at first that says don't swim in this shit but it's not acid.

I usually do laundry when I'm drinking. It's just so tedious.

>>722493351
nigga tf is wrong with you? boiling your head is the dumbest shit i've ever heard

>>722491285
>>722491789
Hey if you're still here OP

Bad dandruff can leave your scalp all itchy and shit. Go buy just a lice comb before you buy some fancy shampoo or shave. If you pull just a bunch of white flakes and no lice/eggs then you're good. Just buy some dandruff shampoo or better conditioner.

>>722493030
I got lice at school when I was a very young boy and had to throw out all of my stuffed animals. Still feels bad man.

>>722493351
Please be bait...

>>722493351
Nice pot op. Wash that shit out and make some food for us.

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>>722493624
I fucking wish it was.

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>>722493812
Tonight's meal is burnt scalp with a side of faggot

>>722492626
Natural selection will take you one day

>>722492709
You're a pussy. I clean with bleach, duo my hand sight in the shit. Worst it does is dry my hands out. Your usual store bleach is diluted as fuck because of women mixing bleach with shit and dying.

>>722493351
whatever you do don't put your dick in a blender on high, it will not feel good at all.

>dunks head in boiling water
>considers bleach

Just shave ffs no need for waterboarding

Not even trolling why wouldn't submerging your head in water for a long period of time kill the lice?

>>722494323
Lice hold their breath 30-45 minutes

Hair can trap air pockets despite the time limit.

>>722491285
There is no hot water (130°) because water turns into a gas at 100°.

>>722494733
Depends on what country you're from

>>722494733
it can be super heated

>>722495384
That is true. Microwave the water for above boiling temp.Any contact with that water will make it explode. It kills the lice!

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>>722494733
>2017
>not being American

>>722491285
Shave your head, nigger faggot

>>722495830
>2017
>still being American

its gonna be great

just shave your head you absolute fucking faggot i bet the reason you dont want to is because you walk around with some fancy hair style like a cocksucker. lol but muh trends gotta keep up with the latest fashion LOL

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Did OP seriously just fucking burn his head?

What a fucktard.

>>722494138
OP's solution for crabs

>>722496555
kek

trips

>>722494138
nothing wrong with a blender circumcision, unless you like dick cheese you nasty faggot

>>722494018
this

>>722491285
>>722491789
>>722492626
>>722493351
>>722496809
>>722496555
Include me in cap

>>722497526
i got you nigga

Are you a fuckin retard m8?

>>722492086
>is willing to boil scalp off to rid lice
what the fuck is wrong with you

Bleach ur hair and dye it back.... ez fix

>>722491285
it'll kill the life and you. Try the shampoo at your local pharmacy. Or shaving your head.

just go do what everyone else does.

1) get NIX
2) use NIX
3) find someone to get the eggs out of your hair

#3 is gonna be a problem to be honest unless you have a GF or something. Or your mom.

I've had to do it twice with my GF because she volunteers with homeless people and shit.

>>722491285
How the fuck do you get lice?

>>722491285
get sum vinnager and soap mix it togetter sit in it half an hour... eat more garlic

>>722499291
lice just live among us ... normally in schools... the cleaner your hair the faster you get them... doubt he knows how a lice egg looks like anyways ...

>>722493351
What went through your brain when you thought of dunking your head in boiling water.

>>722491285
how the fuck would you achieve 130°C in water? do you live in a pressure-bubble?

>>722491562
dont listen to this fucking idiot, boiling water is the only solution

>>722493030
>>722493554
WTF, I also had lice at a young age a couple of times but I've never burned or got rid of anything anything.

>>722499816
Learn Fahrenheit faggot

>>722491743
>>722491743
isn't it peanut butter?

>>722491285
You have lice what are 7?

>>722491372
Hahahahaha.
Is is
Az ever
A cunt.