>be me >be watching late night TV >a commercial for

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>be me
>be watching late night TV
>a commercial for The General Insurance comes on
>ohshitilovethisjingle.jpg
>Watches the shitty CGI animated commercial play, with live action appearances by some degenerates
>Sees my love, The General
>I hear his warm, raspy voice, as he fills me in on how I will save hundreds on my car insurance by switching to the General
>nowitistime.exe
>he rolls up in his cool ass car, and he shouts, "For a great low rate you can get online, go to The General and save some time!"
>i mimic every word he says
>i quickly rush to my computer, go to the General Insurance website to get my quote
>i hear something behind me
>ohshit.png
>i turn around
>the General is standing there, with a grin on his face overshadowed by his big white mustache
>he approaches me, puts a hand on my shoulder, and the last thing i hear before i black out, is that jingle
>"For a great low rate you can get online, go to The General and save some time!"